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What's the biggest video game lie that you fell for?
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What's the biggest video game lie that you fell for?
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>>335903091
Spore

I don't think I even played the game more than 10-20 minutes
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Spore
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>>335903091
Spore
Dragon Age 2
Mass Effect 3
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>>335903091
Spore, without a doubt. Never again.
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>>335903091
AURORA BOREALIS
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>>335903091
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Devil May Cry 2
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That the Wii would change gaming forever
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Smash Bros.
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devil may cry 3
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>>335903091
procedural generation
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Anything Todd Howard says, why don't I ever remember the last time he rused me until it's too late?!?!
Fuck you Todd.
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>>335903536
How did you fall for DA2 when people were making fun of it before it even released?
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that you'll keep on enjoying them when you grow up ;_;
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>>335903091
Patches ruses me every time
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>most of /v/ don't get OP's reference anymore
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>>335903553
Fuck, did it really say winter 2014?
Christ...
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>>335903162
>>335903484
>>335903536
>>335903543

MOTHERFUCKING SPORE.

I'm still mad.
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>>335903162
>>335903484
>>335903536
>>335903543
What was it about Spore that got your hopes so high? It looks pretty boring to begin with
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Agree with
>>335903162
>>335903484
>>335903536
>>335903543

Biggest mistake I ever made, there aren't even any good mods to improve the game
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>>335903650
Don't really recall that, or any big leak like the one with Crysis 2
I liked Dragon Age 1 well enough to believe that DA2 wouldn't turn out to be such a hot garbage that it is.
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>>335903091
>Dark souls is good

I actually fucking finished the game just to make sure I wasn't missing out or something.

I want my fucking time back. The entire game is hipster lore shit with repetitive gameplay.

This isn't even bait but a genuine opinion. Which is even more sad because a lot of people just praise Dark souls simply because that's the cool thing to say instead of actually judging the game on what it actually is.

pic related is the average souls fan.
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>>335903668
You're not special for watching The Simpsons
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>>335903743
That poor dog probably gets raped every day.
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>>335903091
The Wii U.
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Bamzooki
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>>335903719
>anti-communist propaganda: the game

>expecting it to be good

C'mon.
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>>335903091
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>>335903743
I agree.
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>>335903841
It was real
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I bought the Digital Deluxe edition
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>>335903091
MGSV
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>>335903675
The concept, the initial pictures and videos, the state of the industry left no reason to doubt it
(vidya bigger than ever, no technical stagnation, no widespread jewing)
It all created one big illusion that a modern masterpiece was on the horizon.
AND THEN THEY RELEASED... THAT
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Rome 2.
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I will never not be mad.
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>>335903668
What reference, anon?
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>>335904003
they_cant_keep_getting_away_with_this.mp4
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>>335903958
b-but I swear it wasn't
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And I haven''t even bought it
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>>335904141
They've gotten away with it for almost ten years. It's over.
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>>335903091
battlefield after 2142
>there are people who seriously defend bc2
>they aren't even underage
video game are truely doomed
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>>335903552

can I see it?
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Mighty No. 9
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Not really a lie per se, but these were the games that sorta-kinda killed video games for the longest time for me:
Bioshock Infinite
Borderlands 2
Dead Island.
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>>335903091
AURORA BOREALIS?

AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?
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>>335903091
BS:I
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>>335903091
PlayTBC
Evolve
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>>335904373
Fuck off Matt
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>>335904341
why
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>>335903668

it's been almost 10 years. Jesus Christ.
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>>335904296
No
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>>335903536
Dragon Age 2 was such a fucking disappointment I swore to keep EA out of my life forever and then it turned out to be a good thing I did that
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>>335903091
Assassins creed wont be milked past 3
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Steamed hams
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>>335903091
The cake
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Fable 3

Maybe FO4 to a lesser extent. I had super low expectations and was still disappointed.
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>>335903091
fable 2

It was just one of the many interviews to Molyneux, but the first one I've read so I believed him
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Final Fantasy XIII
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>>335903162
>>335903484
>>335903536
>>335903543
And you wonder why you only get another Rehash with pre-order DLC 2: Electric Bogaloo every year now
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Superintendent I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers
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>>335904037
>Spartans were a preorder DLC

We should've known from them

>That fucking E3 Carthage
>Mfw Campaign Carthage is a humongous piece of shit. Even a Carthage that is almost entirely built up is a godawful piece of shit

Fuck everything.

CREATIVE ASSEMBLY

GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS
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Bioshock Infinite

fuck you Sess, you fucking burnout
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>>335904440
>"22 Short Films About Springfield" (captioned on-screen as "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield") is the twenty-first episode of The Simpsons' seventh season, which originally aired on April 14, 1996.

It's not "almost" 10 years, anon.
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>>335904440
No it hasn't, steamed hams threads started first appearing in 2010.
Fuck you for making me think it's been longer than it has.
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>Sackboy can get out of his car and walk around
I get that they wanted to distance themselves from Modnation Racers, but that was a cruel thing to lie about.

You could make racing levels in LittleBigPlanet, so it's not weird to expect platforming levels in LittleBigPlanet Karting.
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>>335904817
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>>335903771
He's not wrong, anon. Most of /v/ is probably in the 16-18 year old range. They probably don't even know what "network television" is. They literally watch youtube and netflix all day.
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>>335904837
I think he was saying it's been almost 10 years since it started getting spammed on /v/

This one was spammed before it
>It's fucking coke
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>>335904069
This. I look at video games differently now.
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>>335904943
now you're just exaggerating
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The first Fable. Ultimately the game was good, but holy fuck, given the interviews with Molyneux, we were all expecting the second coming of Christ.

He had his views of what the game would be in EGM and GI, and we all gobbled them up. It sounded like the ultimate RPG, an environment and character that would change and grow based on our every minute choice and action.

Didn't turn out that way at all. Still a fun game though.
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>>335905007
I strongly doubt it. The board culture has very very noticeably changed in the past two years, compared to the first eight or so.
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>>335903484
>>335903543

I told Chris Hecker to go fuck himself through his social media and he responded. I suggest anybody who is disappointed by Spore vent their frustration at Chris Hecker. Chris Hecker claimed to lead the "cute" team that successfully removed all of Will Wright's awesome ideas from the game.
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Hitman Absolution.
I've never been more mad at myself. I spent an entire year lying to myself that this game would still turn out good.
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>>335903162
>>335903484
>>335903536
>>335903543
>>335903673
>>335903675
>>335903709

what's the game like and what was promised?
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>>335904943
Anon I'm 21 and I spent my childhood (and teen years) watching the Simpsons.
I didn't watch the last 5-6 seasons at best.
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Y'see the kids they listen to the rap music, gives them the brain damage!
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>>335905175

VATS is in hitman now?
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>>335904943

18 here and I've seen that one episode like 3 times already cause they're still airing old episodes
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>>335905262
and QTEs
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>>335905189
We were promised the ultimate sims game, the be all end all of simulation games. What we got was penis monsters and 3 stages of evolution with no connectivity.
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the one thing Xbone and PS4gamesonly players can agree on- this nose dive of an IP was a huge let down.
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>>335905262
It's more like that red dead redemption thing.
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Fuck you Konami.
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>>335903484
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

10 years later it still hurts.

That and GTA V so dissapointing.
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>>335905458
I was thinking Splinter Cell Conviction
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>>335903091
Star Citizen.
I fell for the dream and all we got is a broken tech demo in development hell.

Luckily I got a refund before they stopped giving them out.
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>>335905175
It wasn't that bad you autistic fuck
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>>335905596
It was pretty bad
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>>335905439
Taken King was a pleasant surprise after the shitfests that were vanilla and the two DLCs between.
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>>335903091
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>>335905596
That game was shit, faggot.
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>>335905137
but not due to screaming teenagers, in my opinion

also, it's not like teens have to be retarded at any cost, just them being 17-18 years old doesn't automatically make them little cocksuckers posting epik facebook katy perry memes
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>>335904069

I can never not be mad at ME3.
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>>335905175

other than stupid story that shouldn't even be there it was great TPS and solid Hitman game

on Purist difficulty or whatever it was called all those gimmicks were turned off
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>>335905596
I was pretty fucking bad.
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>>335904785
CA realized they start to look the same with Chaos preorder.
Now it say its not-so-preorder DLC with some time after release.
Shills spun it as great and generous act of kindness from their overlord.
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Warlords of Draenor was supposed to be good.
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>>335905729
>gimmicks were turned off
The game relied heavily on that shit. I played with as many as those things turned off as possible, and it was still shit. Sorry you eat shit and bathe in shit what being shat on, distorting your definition of "shit," but Absolution was shit.
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>>335905739
jessus fuck man
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>>335903665
What's the matter, you a cleric or summin?
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Hellgate London.

It wasn't exactly some absurd 'you can do anything' game they were promising either. All they had to do was make Diablo with guns.
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>>335905668
Trials of Osiris is the only redeeming quality to this game. OG Trials, too. Not the sniperfest it's been since Taken King.

I will agree with you that the King's Fall raid is great. The story, enemies and areas to explore was a great improvement. This all came at the cost of ongoing nerfing and the removal of the fucking Gjallarhorn
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>>335904317
You mean Dead Island bullshots like 5 years before relise date?
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>>335903668
Most people watch the simpsons, nostalgic retard
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>>335903091
Age of conan. If you played it you need no explanation.
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>>335905939

I played the demo and through it was mediocre. Figured it would be better at release so I preordered it.

I beat it once or twice and got my money's worth, but I still feel I could have spent it on something else.
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Mass Effect 2

I was fucking shocked. ME1 was such a fantastic game and then ME2 turned out as a pile of shit.
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>>335905971
Vault of Glass was also really great if you omit the terrible loot system. But I agree it was shitty of them to take away everyone's favourite heavy weapon.
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>ITT:Naive Retards.
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>>335905671
Don't forget to preorder the #FE special edition!
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>>335906089
Wasn't a character from that shit game featured in playboy, or some gay shit like that?
Conan is ripe for adaptation, yet every attempt has been completely shit, even in film. Except the first Arnold movie, but that's my personal opinion, the rest rest being shit is objective.
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>>335904037
I always forget that with each new Total War game some people are experiencing this shit for the first time.

Total War Warhammer has a 2017 launch date in my mind, play it before then and you're just paying for early access.
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>>335906306
fuck off, reddit.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>Heavenly Sword is good
It was only praised at all because it came out when the PS3 was starved for ANY game.
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>>335903091
The real genius of this scene is it still works 100% perfectly as a radio play. It doesn't even need the visuals. Try it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4lnZr022M8
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>>335903091
Blizzard: We know 1 year no updates for WoW was bad, we will bring more frequent updates next expansions!
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>>335906459
Still fucking pissed at this.
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>>335903872
it could've been so good..
i mean it was still pretty good, just.. really lacking and unfinished in so many ways and places.
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>>335903668
Everyone knows about the simpsons you nostalgiacuck snowflake
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>>335903091
Oblivion, I was so fucking hyped and then beth just took a huge steaming shit and released that as a game
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>>335906430
>He hurt my feelings
>Better call him reddit.
Fuck off reddit.
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>>335906621
You have to be 18+ to post here, newfriend.
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>>335906459
>>335905939
>>335903719
thanks for reminding me you cunts
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>>335906251
oh no doubt, learning Vault of Glass with friends was God Tier.

I guess what I'm saying is the Destiny spell was broken when we learned all the shit we poured time and effort into was left behind after we paid more money to do it all over again. A new update and game will come out eventually- why am I going to put effort into shit that will just be "lol that's obsolete". I've beaten all of the content, time to move on to other great games that are currently out.

Before you say "that's how an MMORPG work, you leave your current items behind for better items", the point is we aren't nickeled and dimed for the opportunity to do so. It felt like the game became more of a shekel vacuum and less of an adventure through space with friends.
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>>335905302
>>335905196

25 here and I never saw the episode

>>335905137
>past 2 years

That's not how it works. 2011 /v/ was pretty different from 2007 /v/. When did that ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA /b/ invasion video get made? That was probably when people first started complaining that the userbase had changed.
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Bioshock Infinite
Nothing got me more infuriated when I saw that their artbook was filled with great ideas that they were too lazy to use.
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>>335904258
The new games are still fun

Except BF3 and 4 on launch fuck that shit
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>>335906690
So why are you posting?
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>>335904943
us 90s kidz amirite

turn off that infernal rock and roll newfags
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>>335906531
fuck man what happened to this show
I honestly don't think anything out of the new seasons has EVER made me kek as hard as this does.
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>>335903091
"It just works."
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>>335906229

ME2 is better than ME1 though.
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>>335906794
Here's the last (you) you're getting from me, faggot.
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>>335906813
They simply don't care anymore. I'm not sure there are any humans left working on it, and there haven't been for over 15 years now.
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>>335906885
Good fuck off. You won't be missed.
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>>335906869
Maybe if you are a millenial underaged idiot who started playing videogames in 2010 with call of duty
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>>335905137
The goofy goober reddit invasion happened
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>>335906886
This
It seems so robotic now, and the animation looks fucking lifeless. The old simpsons had colourful as fuck expressions.
I mean honestly when I said nothing made me kek as hard, I pretty much meant the new simpsons has never made me laugh. shit is weak.
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>>335905439
Destiny itself was such a let down

I wanted to be a lone warlock travelling a fucked solar system and instead I got a fucking hallway click simulator #154234234

I was upset when I was on the last mission and it just ended instead of the Traveler getting fucked in retaliation for all I've done
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>>335906750
Oh fuck, now it hurts me really bad, i don't even buy Infinite but game was so bad... I have no words
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>>335906869
There's a lot of back n forth about what should be the focus in the Mass Effect series when it comes to 1 & 2... but we all agree that 3 was a complete package of terrible terrible ideas and implementations.
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>>335906951

>if you like x you must be y years old

Stay classy.
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>>335906613
I'm 100% convinced that every elder scrolls game that gets released is exactly the same quality as the last but just catered to the standard of that generation.

So everyone that plays its first elder scrolls game will have the same experience.

This shows why the amount of oblivion fans keep growing on /v/ Since in their experience that game was great and skyrim was shit.

In even older gamers than me Morrowind was shit and daggerfall was the shit.

When elder scrolls 6 comes out skyrim people will call it shit. And it will just repeat like this forever.
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>>335906847
No one actually believed that. It was a meme from the second he said it, way before we got to try it ourselves and see that it didn't work.
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>>335903091
>New engine.
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>>335906951
Millenials are 1980-1996, you troglodyte.
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>>335907120
They never said new engine
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>>335907080

Ain't that true.

Nostalgia is a heck of a thing.
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>>335907065
Well its a known fact that taste comes with age and if you like ME2 it is quite obvious that you have literally no taste.
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>>335906694
I totally agree, anon. The game had some really great high points, but the vast majority of it was unsatisfying, boring grinding that you were effectively punished for doing when a new expansion came out.
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>>335903584

It did though
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>>335905739
Do you have the rest of these webms? There were a few BM and Absolution ones that were posted in Hitman threads often.
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>>335907256

Let's both post mspaint comics to prove our points and complete the /v/ posting cycle.
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>>335906334
I did. Looks like fun.
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>>335907023
I hate how, even after evidence was compiled that destiny was cut into a quarter of the game is was, even as late as e3, people STILL defended that shit.

>>335906928
>u
>no u
>nuh uh, u
Are you really such a petty faggot?

>>335907080
This is probably true. Either that, or each game is just progressively worse, and the people that played x call out y, but the y players don't have any standard to measure y against, it takes like 5-7 years between games, long enough for new fans who have never played a scrolls game to become new, oblivious fans.
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>>335907354
Just one more after this. No BM ones as far as I can tell.
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>>335903584
It did, just not for the better.
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>>335907438
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>>335904341

>A lie

That's your fault, 2010 was a tech demo not an announced game
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>>335906997
How are tech demos and games related at all? That's like seeing the bird tech demo they had and being upset that a Mario game came out.
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>>335903091
Many spies spread many lies.
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>>335903162
First post best post.
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>>335907438
>>335907529
Thanks, been looking for these.
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>>335904429

The sticker system is literally right there
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>>335907183
They did with Skyrim. They either lied, or the new engine was the exact same as Gamebryo.
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>>335905157
What did he respond with?
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>>335907435
Nope. Just a futile attempt at dealing with a memespouter.
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Morrowind
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>>335904646

Fable 2 is arguably a better game than 1 as far as the games actual concept goes

Fable 1 was just a good RPG, but it wasn't what tne series is supposed to be not advertised
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>>335907627
Shhh. Let him blame Miyamoto. He's had a big day, posting on 4chan.
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>>335903162
>>335903484
>>335903543

I remember in highschool I used to say that I was very disappointed with spore and how shitty it turned out while all the normies were saying it was the best game ever and outcasting me for not liking their ebin game.

Kill me, I'll never not be mad.
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>>335907621
No prob

I almost said Thief, but reviewers needed their "shit on a reboot" points for the year and chose this one.
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>>335904943
>things CHANGE anon! and I DONT LIKE IT!
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>>335905439

Shh

Don't let Sony hear that

They are still planning to Shill tne newest DLC at E3
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>>335903091
Starbound. All I wanted was Terraria with space stuff...
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>>335907760
>Spore
>High school
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PlayStation 4
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>>335906997
I hate how they're always going for low effort cell shaded shit in every 3d zelda now
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>>335905671

Whoever made this advertisement in tne first place fucked up

It was never meant to be a crossover

It was the SMT team wanting to make a new game with Fire Emblem characters

Somebody wasn't paying attention and made this shit
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>>335903091

The Wii would have the best games because it has innovative controls, and the other consoles would only have better graphics.

What a load of horseshit the Wii was. Swore off Nintendo consoles and got a PS3. Never looked back.
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>>335907818

Why are people still shitposting about Starbound.

They update their blog almost all the time with gifs and talks about the game and its development.
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>It's like a Rated M Ace Attorney

Fuck you journalists no it fucking wasnt
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>>335907529
>silent assassin bonus
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>>335907897
8 years anon, it was 8 years ago.
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>>335906229

>ME1

>Fantastic

Sure if you like Elevator loading screens
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>>335907902

>Low effort

Cartoonish Art Style demands more expressions and emotions out of tne character models anon
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>>335908105
It had good ambiance atleast, I guess.
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>>335907897
pore was 8 years ago, dude. What the fuck are you doing?
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>>335907627
But they worked differently. They weren't the focus of the combat. Read the developer interviews.
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>>335908019
I haven't checked it for a few months but last time I did the game had been out for two years and it felt as incomplete as an early access title. Maybe it will be good eventually but it will never be like Terraria
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>>335903162
>>335903484
>>335903536
>>335903543
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>>335906459
Fucking Splash Damage. This heap of shit is forever burned into my head.
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>>335907282
I did love the glory days of the Crucible, anonbro, I really did.

Moving onto Overwatch and getting hype as fuck for Titanfall 2 to fill the void it left behind.

How about you?
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>>335907985

To be fair

Nintendo justified it themselves

Third parties not giving a shit is what ruined it
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>>335905312
>STEALTH
>STEALTH
>STEALTH
>STEALTH COMBO HIGH SCORE!
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>>335907902
It's less taxing on the hardware
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>>335908320
They redeemed themselves in my eyes with Dirty Bomb
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>>335907590
why would you lie about your height, its something that can be validated the moment someone meets you
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>>335908258

>but it will never be like Terraria

Good, the last thing anyone wants is a clone. I get that people are bummed about the slow development but they at the very least are developing the game and are active in the forums. There are so many indie devs that have disappeared entirely and shut down projects without any dialogue.
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Bravely Default.
It was before I was able to tell if it was liked by waifufags.
The game is painfully mediocre on every fucking aspect, fuck you waifu fags, fuck you.
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>>335905531
Even Conviction didn't push it that far, you were limited to 2-4 enemies depending on your weapon
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>>335904037
what movie is this from?
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>>335903091
That skyrim was an RPG or action game and not a walking simulator.
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>>335908638
Yeah, I didn't hate Conviction (because Double Agent exists, and I was going through a Jack Bauer phase).
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It takes everything you love about Guild Wars 1 and bla bla bla

Fucking hacks I'm glad I jumped ship before it turned into a massive SJW fest
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It just works!
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Sim City's "oh it's just launch servers you guys!".


That game was a broken peice of shit for months and they purposely only let you play the beta for 1 hour because the game had no content.
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>>335908795
Damn, remember when you couldn't safely complain about skyrim anywhere because
>SO MUCH CONTENT BRO!

I never want to go back there again, desu.
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>>335908726
HBO's Rome. The greatest TV show ever.
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>>335907590
>first thing that comes up when you look up todd howard
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Skyrim, that fucking piece of shit game. Sure it has mod support, but that doesnt excuse all the poblems the game has, pic related.
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>>335903091
Uncharted 4
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>>335906459
FUCKING THIS.

I thought it would be Enemy Territory 2.0, and while it had some of what made ET great, it just didn't have that "it" factor.
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>>335906750
at the end of the day though, these design pale in comparison to the original Bioshock's design.

This shit looks hokey.

Everything in the original Bioshock had functionality. The Big Daddy was a scuba suit with a utility drill for a number of purposes.

These designs scream "we need to make something awe-inpiring like the Big Daddy that isn't the Big Daddy." Bravo. I will only give it up to the Songbird. The design of that mother fucker was glorious. Unfortunately we kill it in a cutscene Halo 4 style. Weak.
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>>335909681
I have no idea why, but I hope this game flops hard. Seriously, I was a huge uncharted fan, but all of a sudden I fucking hate naughty dog and I don't know why.
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>>335908970
I think you mean "look down".
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>>335907590
>>335908453

I've met him. I'm a legit 6'2. He came to my shoulder kek.
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>>335907590
Kojima is wearing heels.
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>>335904241
dude no it hurts, i bought that for myself and 2 friends and now we all try and ignore the fact that it even exists. how did they fuck up so hard? the sneak peek videos made it so promising.

>>335906229
am i missing something? so many people say ME1 was a stunning game with incredible worlds and characters and so many good ideas, but all i could see in it were the ideas, and they weren't even realised well. that whole game was copy-paste zones, awful movement and combat wherever it appeared, forgettable characters, laughable romances, i was glad to have it over. me2 was more fun combat-wise and especially with less inventory fuckery, even if the entire plot was redundant.

>>335904258
BC2 was my entry into the series and i loved that shit to bits, obviously it lacks the sweet setting of 2142 or the in-depth class system and squadding that 2 had, but you can't deny it was fun and solid despite being the series' dumbed-down console cousin.
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Too many to count. It's made it so i don't even buy games anymore if they aren't $15 or less. After Fallout 4 I don't think i'll buy a new game again.
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>>335905719
Replace ME3 with Mega Man Legends 3 and you have me.
I will never live down how mad I am.
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Tell me about all removed features in Spore.
What do You really wanted to see ?
Inb4 removed ocean stage or Galactic Editor
Also Xcom 2
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>>335903091
I only paid £4 for Resident Evil 6 and I still feel ripped off.
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>>335906579
>believing this 3+ times in a row

yeah I'm with you
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>>335910330
>liking ME2 more than 1

You honestly sicken me.
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>>335904241
What exactly is wrong with it?
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Spacebase DF9
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>>335903091

Boshock Infinite, but I don't take full fault because the gampelay demo videos literally lied to me about the gameplay, so that was an actual lie.
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>>335903091
Xenoblade Chronicles is worth £60
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>>335903743
nice try shitposter

but everyone here hates dark souls 2

so unless you heard it was good on reddit, i dont see how we are to blame for this
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>>335903091
The game or the mod, both are fucking shit
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>>335903091
B I O S H O C K I N F

straw that broke the camels back tbqh
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>>335905596
he just walked into a room full of an entire swat squad all pointing guns at them and point and clicked them to death how the fuck is that not bad?
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>>335905189
Start as a multicellular organism and evolve over time into becoming an intelligent being that would go into space. So far, that's what spore is even now.
The difference is that the original plan for the game was far more ambitious, promising that everything you'd put on your creature and the place you put it would change it's abilities to interact with the world in some way in a manner way more fluid than the "choose your upgrade" that was in the final release.
Stuff like different eyes putting filters on the screen or underwater phases were cut entirely as well.
All in all, it went from a game of playing god to a game of... Playing god in a game that's not as good, I guess.
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>>335910597
it's hard to say i liked it that much more. for a start it felt like a videogame where i was actually going around interesting places and doing cool things, rather than the terribly slow, blurry, smudgy half-baked, blocky, generic world full of copy-paste resources and tunnels, uninteresting NPCs and sidequests, insufferable inventory system that i gave up on after realising that all i was doing was giving my weapon a possible chance to maybe end combat 2% faster, meaningless dialogues, and probably a lot more that i've forgotten or wiped from my mind out of regret for playing it for so long.
this isn't to say that ME2 is a great game -- it's not, but it was certainly fun. i liked that interesting characters could die, rather than the annoying space redneck racist throwaway gays. despite that the entire plot had no bearing on ANYTHING, i certainly felt like my own actions had some consequence. yes there is nonsense, like everything cerberus, the reapers being fucked, the final god damn boss (honestly from memory i'd say ME1 had a far better final boss, even if it was less 'impressive'), a lot of the exploration, so on and so forth. the citadel was a grand part of ME1 and i'm really disappointed that it was virtually nonexistent in 2, as well as a lot of other zones, and the grand scale of planet-hopping is out (which is also a good thing because fuck me the mako was somehow even worse to control than shepard).
again this isn't even the final form of my criticism of ME, i just really don't think it's anywhere near as good as the 'muh space opera romance' people make it out to be.

>>335910954
there isn't even a 2 in his post. ds2 was fun though.
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>>335906229
ME3 made ME2 look fantastic in comparison

it just got exponentially worse after ME1 until that holocaust of an ending
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>>335903853
>butthurt commie vermin detected
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>>335911856
You're a faggot.
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NEVER AGAIN
E
V
E
R
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>>335911928
>triggered commie vermin detected
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>>335903091
I so nearly fell for Hellgate London, but thank god i got a demo in some magazine.
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>>335905463
SHHD is a goddamn masterpiece compared to ZOE HD, you can't even beat ZOE 2 on the 360 without severe button mashing and/or getting lucky, since for some reason, it didn't get a patch
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>>335905596
can faggots like you go by one fucking day without spouting buzzwords for no reason?
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STEAMED VIDEOGAMES
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>>335908845
It's a completely different game to GW1, you can tell that at a glance. If you believed anything more than lore would be a part of GW2 then you didn't pay any attention to what you where purchasing

I swear half of the posts in this thread are understandable and the other half are those that heard about a game or saw some extremely early footage and failed to actually check if it was the same game by the time it released.
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>>335907902
it apparently takes more effort for cell shading, well at least thats what i read about wind waker's development.
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>>335903091
>PC mastur race lulz!
I went PC when I saw how awesome steam sales could be, I didn't realize that recreating my xbox library is impossible because nothing fucking works.
Granted, it's not all bad. Mods and a $5 fallout 1/2/3/Tactics/vegas bundle was worth it. But games I really wanted to play like Dishonored and Overlord: Raising Hell just refuse to work without some absurd workarounds.

Not to mention no more hatemail on Dark Souls.
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>>335903091
"Majora's Mask is good"
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>>335906847
>tfw listening to litle lies and seeing this
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