Well today is my 22nd birthday and I still haven't kissed a girl.
Bought myself Dark Souls 3 as a birthday gift.
Probably the last video game I'll ever play
I'll miss you glorious bastards
godspeed anonsee you tomorrow
>>335894996
Have fun.
>>335894996
happy birthday anon, see you
>Haven't kissed a girl by 22
Oh fucking suck it up, You still have a few years before it starts getting difficult, And even then there's still a chance
>Bought myself a birthday giftohim sorry anonenjoy dark souls 3, it's pretty fun
>>335894996
>haven't kissed a girl.
>Bought myself Dark Souls 3
If its that much of a problem, rent an escort. There are some that have a gf experience or first timers stuff they do.
>>335894996
Have fun with the game anon, i will be joining you soon enough, just be brave, life goes out quick as a light switch. This world is not meant for some one as beautiful as you.
>>335894996
why not use the money to go out and kiss girls then
>>335895298
>kissing girls
what is wrong with you faggot
>>335895204
>before it starts getting difficult
the fuck
if anything it just gets easier in your mid 20s
most girls like older guys and 24 doesn't sound too young to girls that are in their early 30s or late 20s
>>335894996
You're not missing out on much.
Hope you enjoy DS3 I've been wanting to get it but I'm a poor fag.
Happy Birthday anon.
grats nice day to have a birthday.
i turn 23 today.>kissing girls
>>335895386
>you like girls
>lmao what a fag xD
great meme my friend I like it
>>335894996
DS3 > anything any woman will ever offer you
but honestly anon even if you're really ugly
1.) walk up to woman at bar
2.) start talking
just do it, it will work eventually
>>335894996
I-I'll kiss you anon.
>killing yourself because of women
>killing yourself because of lack of women
>killing yourself when you're that young and have your whole life ahead of you
if you're that pathetic maybe the world is indeed better off without you
go for it
>>335895506
fuck off you privileged cracka
>>335894996
happy birthday anon, some advice for when you get out there tho, dont trust women, never love a woman, they are like darkwraiths wanting your humanity, just backstab em once or twice and let them return to their world. You enjoy this good game now, maybe we will meet in jolly cooperation
>>335895551
nothing he said is remotely incorrect and you're a giant fag
but you used the word "priviledged" and bro i'm fuckin mad
>>335894996
I'll be 23 in a few days, been thinking about buying myself DS3 on that day too, incidentally.I kissed a girl once, it was pretty good but it hasn't happened again. Almost seems like an accident. I'm scared of trying internet dating and showing my inexperience.
>>335895551
I live on $100 a month in a third world country that's probably not even going to exist in 20 years
how am I "privileged" and what does this have to do with this thread
>>335895605
>>335895686
relax guys, i'm just trying to get people angry, i work as a warehouse keeper with a permit to operate heavy machinery and get payed like shit.
You must be new here. Consider this your cherry popped.Privileged cucks
>>335894996
I'm 28 and haven't kissed a girl yet. Stopped caring a few years ago. Hire a hooker or something if you can't deal with it.
Just play video games and have fun.
>>335895916
Do have plans to make it to 30?
>tfw a complete failure at life like me has gotten laid, while people who I'm sure have worked harder and been through more haven't, by some unfair twist of fate
And I already played Dark Souls 3.
>>335895601
Weakness: thrust but hole
Seriously OP, don't fucking off yourself. Keep going, get a decent job, invest and save money and you'll rake in the bitches soon enough. BE confident even if you don't FEEL confident.
>>335894996
Try woman
but
visions of friendship
>>335894996
It was my birthday earlier this month. Someone buy me Dark Souls 3 so me and OP can invade each other.
>>335896041
>tfw in the same boat
Either way, I still feelhollow
I didn't kiss a girl til i was 24
Had sex at 19 though
Dark Souls is a better investment than women.
Less frustrating too.
>>335896949
>Ludwig on NG+
>less frustrating
I don't know about that
>>335896525
This place again?
>>335896752
I kissed a girl when I was 5, first make out session at 15. Shit was tight.
Dude, just a bit of caution: no one knows what its like being dead except people who are already dead. It could just be the end of all your suffering or it could be the beginning of a whole new infinite suffering chapter.
You could actually end up in super double hell for all we know. I mean you could say 'well I deserve it and whatever' but then you're just being a self righteous faggot.
I'm not saying you should adopt religion or anything, but it's probably a safe idea to try to milk as much out of this life as possible.
The only girl I kissed was my sister and I forced her to when we were children. I'm 30. If I haven't killed myself then neither should you.
I turned 22 two weeks ago and I've never even held hands with a boy.
>>335897702
Pls be a cute trap
>>335897781
Gross neckbeard, actually.
>>335897842
Have a cute dick at least?
>>335898057
I have phimosis.
>>335894996
By the time i was 22 i had already slept with around 40 girls.
>>335894996
If you're going to kill yourself consider the following:
Prison is nothing to a man without a future and most rapes go unreported.
>>335898158
>only 40
kek
>>335898158
>40
Topkek.
>>335895983
Not that anon but I'm 29 and basically in the same boat. I don't care too much either. I just kinda...stopped caring. I'd rather fap to 2d to get out my frustration and enjoy my hobbies and life otherwise.
I don't mind being virgin forever etc. I just wish I was a regular person and not a fucking tool that can't hold a conversation to save his fucking life
>>335898396
>can't hold a conversation to save his fucking life
Please someone teach me how to talk to people
20 here, I've kissed a girlon the vagina
>>335895637
23 as well. Just find someone as inexperienced as you. Found a girl around my age who still hadn't had a relationship, we hit it off awkwardly
Don't fall of the /r9k/-tier "all girls have had like 80 dicks in them by 16" meme
>>335898461
What a homo
>>335898461
how did it taste senpai
>>335894996
Women are fun at first, but after a few years you start seeking refuge in your old friend vidya. Don't deny yourself who you are, but probably try getting drunk and talking to women occasionally too.
Is someone going to buy me Dark Souls 3?
>>335898646
bags of sand
I'm a 24 y/o virgin that has kissed a girl but haven't played ds3 yet.
I want ds3 more than sex.
>>335898646
Milky coins and salt
>>335895481
>start talking
There's your problem, you assume that is easy.
You're pretty much me right now.
Why do you feel the need for kissing a woman? to check it off your list?
if so who fucking cares just embrace yourlonely beta awkward selfand stop caringThat's what I didBut I wish I had a qt trap
>>335894996
Being single and kissless is way better than getting hooked up with a shitty girl. A cool girl would be optimal but they're pretty rare. Most men will never meet one, let alone kiss one. You're just being honest with yourself anon.
There is some good advice in this thread about grills though.
>>335894996
I was a virgin till 24. Stop trying to get laid and start trying to get lady friends. They'll try to get you laid for you since everyone loves playing matchmaker with their single friends
>24
>moving out this weekend to my gfs parents newly bought condo
>tow rich chinese parents bought a condo just for me and her
>the I'm broke and have to spend tons of money on necessities now
Hey, at least I can get late any time of day
cool blog, I subbed
>be a teenage turbo beta
>manage to acquire gf
>wow playing weeaboo type
>manage to get her in bed
>use her vag as a breathing mask
>ask for a blowjob
>lol no
Sex is no fun.
>>335897000
DARK SOULS not BLOODBORNE
>>335894996
>suicide
Good riddance.
Any coward that commits suicide had no place in life anyway.
Friendly reminder that if you're going to suicide you should take as many people with you as possible.
>kissing Grils
I bet some of you aren't insufferable shut ins, but let me make this clear:
Give a shit.
If you give a shit about minmaxing your pyromancer in Dark Souls 3, you can take 10 minutes to work on your stats in real life. I don't mean exercise or practicing shitty one liners in a mirror, I mean giving a shit.
Ways to do this:
>care about how you look
>care about everything you do
>don't project your opinions on others
>care about what others say, and not just to try to get into pantsus
>be certain in your decisions and actions
>last but not least: care about people. Reread this step and follow it.
And once you have these, then learn to not give a shit.
>don't care about impressing someone. If you're impressive you won't have to try. If not, work on giving shits
>don't care if some weirdo thinks you have a shitty hobby
>don't care if some girl wants to use you as that friendzoned friend. This is good for networking at the very least and also learning about what makes a woman tick
>don't care if you have a shit job. At least you're working
Most of you probably wear Zelda shirts in public to try to attract that one gamer girl. If you do at least wear a collared shirt with it, good jeans and nice shoes. By and large women LOVE nerdy dudes, but you can only pull it off if you have people skills.
The Renaissance is coming soon. With the advent of Tinder and people breaking up at the speed of light because they have 200 dudes queued up, eventually they'll want to find someone who isn't into that. Someone who is a good person and will be quality. Someone like you.
Good luck.
Do you have any idea how easy it is to get some fat weeb girl into bed? Incredibly easy. So if you really wanted you didn't have to be a virgin.
Then again, I would rather fuck my hand than one of those
23 here.
know that feel OP. never held hands/kissed or had a GF
>>335894996
That game isn't THAT bad
>Haven't kissed a girl yet
>over 16
What the fuck?
How does that even happen?
Maybe you should play LESS video games and go out more
Thank god I don't give a shit about having a gf, I might have killed myself ages ago
29 in a month here
wizard status soon
help me decide wich school of magic i should begin with
>>335894996
I am 23 and i already had 5 gf...they are lame, fuck one of your friends they will never deny a blowjob or to give their asses. Girls just complains and wants free stuff so dont put off yourself.
Jesus this place made me a faggot at least i have fun also i have the ds3 but im trying to finish ds1
>>335900364
Necromancy so you can kill a bitch and make her your undead sex slave
>>335900087
In 1/13th of a second a girl decides whether you have a shot with her or not, no amount of "personality changes" will ever fix that. Either you're attractive or you're not. Smell also has some effect.
>>335900437
necromancy is illegal where i live
can't do that without moving
has its perks tho
>>335900364
Summoning or illusion magic sounds the most practical, see you there
does your friends and family know?
Hey dude it's my birthday too, cheers
>>335900481
>>>/r9k/
>>335894996
At least you can afford buying new games and have hardware that can run them.
>>335894996
Did you play the previous ones? Dark Souls 1 is the best in my opinion. Don't worry, OP, you are letting unimportant things get to you.
>>335894996
Please remove Merkel or Soros before you leave.
>>335900087
And before I forget:
If you don't give a shit about something, ask yourself why. If the answer is "probably because I'm lazy" or "I don't believe in this" then ask yourself why. If the answer is "because people are soooo stupid and I'm soooo smart and I just want x and y and z" then fix that. You're as smart and as stupid as the rest of us. You're only superior to extreme degenerates, yet somehow they get laid. When it comes to survival of humankind, they're winning. Let that sink in.
If you legitimately don't care because it's shit, then ok.
>>335900481
>Smell also has some effect.
yup. if you've masturbated recently your hormones shift and you smell 'unavailable'. if you're immune systems are similar you will smell 'low test', which is why every country bitches about how foreigners get laid more than they do, since the biological imperative is to find someone who's immune to things that you're not so the potential offspring will be immune to the most possible things, and people of a nationality different to yours are most likely immune to different strains of things to you.
>>335894996
>still caring about relationships
just accept that you ain't getting none and enjoy the single life instead of sitting around feeling sorry for yourself
>2011 was 8 years ago
>feels AT MOST like it was 2
What the fuck is going on
I'm glad that you'll kill yourself seeing as you are considering killing yourself over something as petty as not having had a sexual relationship with a woman at the age of 22.
>>335900481
>one girl makes one judgement in 1/13th of a sec
Yeah, you can upgrade from never ever to "kinda cute." Peraonalty goes a long way. With that defeatist attitude, you might as well subscribe to Beta Mag.
>>335894996
I'm 18 and I haven't kissed a girl yet.
I'm thinking of ending it too but I have to play TES VI.
After that I blow my brains out
>go to /x/
>ask how to summon a succubus
>???
>profit!
>>335900964
>the 1990s were 30 years ago
>>335901074
You mean skyrim 2?
>>335901074
>the only thing keeping him alive is the thought of an upcoming Bethesda game
God damn dude. At least have some standards.
>>335901138
but what if you "accidentally" summon a succubus (male)?
>>335900843
It's a known fact that all women think you smell like shit because you are more succeptable to colds and flu
This may be subconscious, sure. How do you explain online dating?
Stop making excuses.
Git gud.
>but
No. NO. Cut the shit. You're no better or worse than anyone. We're all gonna die. We have no clue wtf is going on. Get out of your comfort zone.
>>335901232
No
Oblivion 1.5
>>335901353
I don't know man
They just..
They just work for me
Know what I'm sayin
They just work
>>335896041
>get mumbly talking to strangers
>have had sex with seven women and one man
I am so sorry anon. Craigslist booty might not be perfect but it's better than nothing.
>>335901369
That would be an incubus, no?
>>335894996
21st birthday today, no kiss or sex. Feels bad but at least I have my games, I guess.
>>335894996
Congrats Anon! Hope you have a good birthday. Enjoy vidya some more, it's good stuff unlike annoying girls.
>>335894996
Just pay a hard working slut to fuck your brains out. Significantly easier, overall cheaper and better quality intercourse. Even the potential love is more genuine than some dumb slut confessing to you.
>>335895395
this, getting dates in your 20's is far easier than early 20's/teens. Gotta be careful dating older girls though. From my experience they get clingy fast because all their friends are married and have kids.
>>335895637
just download tinder and treat it like a game, or bumble if you're a huge betaIve used bumble its pretty chill
>>335901712
Do you see the pattern?
>I don't have a girl
>at least I have games
These things are mutually exclusive. The only correlation is a void filling one.
Games are something you enjoy. Probably your primary hobby. Girls are not a hobby, unless you're a sack of shit.
Don't put these in the same category. Otherwise you'll start to believe you can't get girls because of video games.
>>335894996
Come on now OP, don't be like that. I didn't kiss a girl till I was 23. Now I'm banging girls left and right.
If it's a body issue use some of that birthday money to buy some weights and a pair of running shoes if it's a mental issue go join a club of some sort, get back into education, join a dating website. Pick up an instrument and start playing, read some interesting books just do something to make yourself more interesting. It's what I did.
Dark souls 3 is pretty sweet by the way. Happy birthday anon!
>>335894996
That's not so bad anon, at least you avoided being betrayed by a she-devil. I wish I could go back and un-fall in love.
>>335902103
You're alright dude
>>335901978
Not that. Their biological clock starts running out, but you should be fine having anyone between 20-25. Also, chicks get awfully ugly when they're around 30 a lot of the time. Probably the alcohol and the partying. Avoid those as they're just looking for some beta to settle with after being fucked by x amount of guys.
>>335895637
I'll be 22 soon, but I've been scared out of ever considering online dating.
Someone I went to Uni with and knew vaguely got sentenced to 18 years for being a sexual predator and using online dating sites to find women to rape.
That said I already have Dark Souls 3.
>>335902709
>That said I already have Dark Souls 3.
Good job, skeleton.
>>335902665
Am I the only one who loves chicks in their thirties and forties? Always a bit chubby with weird smelling pussies but god damn if that don't get me hard as diamonds.
But if you kill yourself. You'll never experience AR porn
>>335894996
>Depressed
>Buys Dark Souls
Well theres your problem
>>335894996
>Havent kissed a girl
So? Virgins are the only ones who care about being virgins. Having slept with 16+ girls and currently in a 3 year relationship I can honestly say.... Sex is over rated, I mean its fun but its not like something you NEED. No one will think less of you because you haven't been with a girl (except total losers) so buck up, enjoy the miserable as shit dark souls and happy birthday
>>335898158
herpes must suck.
>>335894996
>I still haven't kissed a girl
This isn't the reason why your life is shit
>>335903312
exactly
the other way around
>>335902103
I'm aware of that, got turned down a few times but never had the chance to kiss.
And I said games mostly because we're on /v/ but I agree with you, I should go back and try to find a cool girl again.
>>335903147
This is how you identify a real cuck; they say sex is overrated
>>335902838
>>335903768
Or you know when you identify an adult, sex is great and I love it but its not everything and you WILL get bored of the same woman, no matter how hot she is
>>335903312
Listen to this anon OP
>>335894996
>22
>Never kissed a girl
mfw day of retrebution
Anon, listen to me. Don't harm yourself. Please.
>>335903886
Funny thing you say that, most adults identify as cucks too
>>335904124
Shouldn't you be at school?
>>335894996
I've been in one relationship and it went pretty far, but no sex. I'd kinda like to not be in a virgin but I dunno about another relationship about that shit, I'll find a nice hooker sometime to take care of that.
But about video games, don't do it anon. Wait for Persona 5 at least to fill the waifu voidit'll keep you alive for longer after they delay it again
>I still haven't kissed a girl
So what?
>>335894996
at least play a non-shit game
>>335894996
Don't let your life revolve around girls, make it about yourself and the rest will come.
