>Tomb Raider is the title
>isn't about "raiding tombs"
>the only tombs you "raid" are optional and effortlessly put together
>everyone looks retarded
>beyond awful script
>boring combat
>plot is incomprehensible
>character progression is nonsensical
>collectibles are completely unnecessary and a huge waste of time
how did people like this
>>335880801
I got it for nothing and still feel like I paid too much for it. This was supposed to be Lara being a bad ass that would please the SJW crowd and they ruined what little character she did have. It'd be like taking Duke Nukem and making him cry every time he has to shoot a gun.
It's pretty funny that triangle tits Lara actually did what those idiots wanted. She was a cocky badass that also happened to be really intelligent. New Lara cries constantly. And that ending was so bad that I nearly died laughing at it.
>>335882496
I feel bad for people that really enjoyed the old games. I never was really that into them. I had a demo disc that had a bit of the game on it and all I did was climb as high as I could and swan dived.
>>335882496
I always find it hilarious that I see most SJWs agree that this rendition of Lara was a good one.
I mean, she gets fucked up more than Issac Clarke from Dead Space, then she whines about not being able to do things and how she's so scared as she violently mows down a shitload of people like a fucking super soldier. I laugh my fucking ass off every time I replay the game and remember the scene where she says sorry to a deer she kills knowing how she ends up by the end of the game.
>>335880801
>He didnt play Rise of the Tomb Raider
>all those "hold forward and jump to the next collapsing building" sequences
>>335880801
>sequel is entitled "Rise of..." despite being the sequel to the reboot.
>>335883141
>it's okay when Uncharted does it
>>335883501
>playing Uncharted
>>335882496
>>335882928
literally no fucking idea what you nerds are talking about lmao
I remember her getting pretty fucked up, but none of the excessive whining or crying. Doesn't she fall down a fucking waterfall and get impaled on a shard of rebar and crawl through like a quarter mile of muck and bile to the nearest medkit to patch herself up? Doesn't she do shit like this 15+ times in the game?
Takes some serious mental gymnastics to dismiss many of the sequences in the game being legitimately well done. At the very least on par with Uncharted or other adventure genre titles in recent years.
i really liked the game. short, bit rough around the edges in more than a few places, but considering I bought it for 5 bucks I have no complaints.
>>335880801
From what I hear people really like the shipping.
>>335883612
I've only played the Walmart demo of one. It had the guy running towards the screen.
>>335883501
You are right.
That is where Tomb Raider 2013 failed. It tried to be an Uncharted clone with a whiny "I hate tombs" replacement for Lara Croft. They should have made a Tomb Raider game instead of a shitty Uncharted clone filled to the brim with some of the most unlikable side characters in all of gaming. Everything that could go wrong, did go wrong.
>>335883789
Play something with genetic third person cover shooting and you've played every Uncharted to date.
>>335882928
Getting fucked up is putting it mildly compared to the death scenes. I mean, there's showing a character dying, and then there's making me wonder if someone's getting off to their work somewhere in development.
>>335883632
You have a bad memory. She cried for almost the entire length of the game, right up to the big 'climactic' boss fightwhere she picks up a second pistol and starts shooting. Like we were supposed to have an oh shit moment and realize that she became the Lara Croft of old.It was fucking laughable. I'll agree that the game is a competent one, but it isn't Tomb Raider. I just remembered the part where she apologized to the fucking deer. I'm glad you had fun with it anon. Did the second game at least make her less of a crybaby moron?
>>335883943
Ha. I could see that happening.
>>335883632
It wasn't that she was whining or crying that bothers me personally at least, I mean, fuck, you're right that if I went through half of that shit I'd be scared out of my mind.
The problem is she whines and cries as she violently murders people like someone who's been doing it for years. Nothing wrong with violence and murder in an action game at all; It's a work of fiction. But please for the love of fuck have the thematic gel with the narrative.
Fuuuck, Anniversary was so good. How does Underworld compare to it?
>>335884670
There was a minor internet 'jounalist' outrage when the game came out. Stating that she makes orgasm sounds when she dies. I mean she does get penetrated by logs over and over again. Something to think about.
>>335884316
Rise of the Tomb Raider is an improvement in pretty much every way including Lara's character.
