Dark Souls 3
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What did he mean by this?
Exactly what he explains in the line before that; only a woman can read the pyromancy tome written by Quelana because the spells contained within were written to specifically be taught by women.
He means go give the tome to Karla instead.
What did he mean by THIS?
>>335874046
OP just wanted to meme, he probably knew what he meant.
>>335874136
>This guy walks into your shrine and slaps your Firekeeper's ass
wat do?
>>335874528
Let him fuck me with his voice
>>335874528
I'll teach his failed Firekeeper dark magic.
>>335874317
No shit? I'll still give them an earnest answer, possibly shut things down before they even turn retarded.
>>335874136
He was talking about his future cell
>>335874136
he's been browsing too much /pol/
>>335875307
>lordran /pol/ is responsible for trying to round up all the hollows and imprison them in an asylum
>all the sword users
Polearms best arms
>>335876508
>long ranged poke poke weapon for pussies
>best arms
okay faggot
>>335876743
Mad dank sword user detected
>>335876743
>weapon for pussies
>polearms have literally the best utility and beat sword+axe+club shitters in almost every situation
damn that's some pleb taste anon
>>335876872
nah axe user faggit fite me
>>335877048
>2016
>using axes
>>335873829
Transgenders are taking over the gaming industry.
>>335876743
>Polearms
>For pussies
90% of actual warfare was fought with polearms and bows. Your meme swords were a last resort, and were mostly just decoration for nobles and their knights. It was literally a badge in some nations, even the Japanese that romanticize the fuck out of their swords, barely used them outside of cutting down unarmored peasants, executions, and duels.
>>335874136
Where did this guy even GO? After this line I never saw him again.
>>335878450
You can summon him for a couple of boss fights and then get his shield and weapon off his corpse/
>>335878534
Crystal Sage and Dragonslayer Armor only right?
>>335876872
Twin Blade/Spears here. Pole arms with shields are faggots. You're alright.
>>335874136
he sounds sort of like Letho from witcher 2
>>335878397
TIL anon
>>335877272
>2016
>not using best axe
So why is almost every humanoid in this game so much taller than you?
>>335879089
So you can see them better.
>>335879089
because you are a manlet, manlet
>>335879039
>tfw light weapon
>can't figure out how to deal with breakdancing sword if they keep spamming that move
>>335874136
I laid that guy out after he said that, he was this games Yurt right? Did I fuck up?
>>335879039
>healing
>>335879260
Parry it
it's so fucking easy
I've never lost to a farron greatsword shitter.
>>335879485
You can parry that move?
>>335879039
dont fucking chug in duels you faggot. You are the worst type of person.
>>335879357
>being blind
nigga wants to sippy then I'll sippy back
he healed twice before already but I wasn't going to webm the whole fight
>>335879357
>>335879671
the other dude healed at the exact same time, quick speging
>>335879671
If the other guy takes a sippy first, it isn't a duel anymore and you can do whatever you like.
>>335879271
no, he only go berserk if you fuck up his waifu.
>>335879271
Yeah, you did. Despite being from Carim his holier than thou attitude is really the only problem with him.
Quick question, how does /v/ feel about the war pick? I've used it a bit and it seems like a basic but robust weapon. Should I upgrade it or no?
>>335879671
>losing because muh honor
>>335879271
He only gets hostile if you taint his pure waifu
>>335879562
You gotta parry the dagger, I think you can also parry the second swing of the greatsword.
>>335879683
my grape nigga
>>335879910
It's alright. You can make use of it with the Leo ring but since it does less damage and doesn't have hyper armor, it's almost directly inferior to the pickaxe
Use it if you like it though since you get it relatively early
>>335879089
So you can see them better, because they're mutants, or because powerful beings that ate a lot of souls grow larger. Pick some of those.
Anyone want silver knight armor or ghrul weapons? Been farming this shit for ages and have like a bajillion sets
>>335879562
Here's an example of what to parry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OnMEUsbBMQ
>>335880151
>>335880362
fucking finally
thanks anons
>be twinblade user
>some bosses giving me trouble
>mfw straight sword faggots telling me how easy everything is
>>335879671
If it's a 1v1 fight I don't sip until they do. If it's anymore than that I sip, fuck that. If I'm getting ganked by three motherfuckers I'm not going down quietly.
>>335880507
i dont even use weapons and im lvl 1 and this faggot ass twinblade is bitching to me
Well /v/, now that the ash has settled, what's your favorite boss from the game?
>>335880780
Pontiff
This thing worth using? It's fucking cool.
>>335880780
Princes or Cinder. I like a lot of them actually.
>>335874136
why does he die regardless of what happens to his firekeeper
>>335880780
Oceiros struck a cord with me simply because he talks. His theme is killer as well especially when he goes crazy/full dragon.
>Undertale has gay characters
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH FUCKING TUMBLRITE SHIT FUCKING LEFT LIBERAL KEKS JEWS REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Dark Souls 3 has a trans curious character
GOTY 2016
>>335875536
President Lothric built the High Wall and made the Undead Settlement pay for it!
>>335880780
Pontiff was cool. As far as the concept, atmosphere and music the Abyss Watchers was pretty legit.
>>335881076
nice meme
>>335881076
What are you talking about? Dark Souls 1 has a trans god in it.
>>335881076
Shitpost elsewhere, thanks.
>>335881216
>trans
Honestly, I don't know how they can call this fucker a dude.
>>335881216
I'm straight, but him and zach hill still make me feel things
didnt know you could stagger the alligator thing so i was suprised as hell when this happened
im fucking terrible at this webm making shit
>>335881529
Hmm, didn't know that. Thanks for posting this.
>>335881529
>recycled bloodborn enemis have bb mechanic
shocking
>>335881216
>forced trap that knows hes a dude is a tranny
okay.
reminder that yorshka calls him brother, reminder that the girl thing is just because moon magic and all the gods know he's a dude, including him.
>>335881821
have you even played bloodborne shitposter?
>>335880882
such an epic fight.
>>335881529
As a mage, I've noticed you can stagger quite a bit of things if you aim for their head. Pity there's not many things that let you target the head directly.
>>335882335
The best part about SoC is he doesn't feel cheap or cheesy at all. A solid finale.
>>335878534
Can you get his armor somehow?
>>335882442
This is a rare stagger because of that.
>>335882601
nice ninja gaiden cosplay did ur mom buy it for u
>>335882527
If you kill him or find him dead after Dragonslayer Armor the Shrine Handmaiden sells his armor.
Where can I get fuckhuge weapons near the start of the game?
>>335879671
>game allows me to use estus
>not using it because muh honour
cancer desu
>>335874136
Why is he dying after Dragonslayer armour?
He is perfect husbando
>>335879751
This.
I match sippy with sippy because if they're chugging in a 1v1 they're most likely awful.
>>335882930
dualwield ur mum's cheeks lel
>>335876508
>lucernebro
My nigga. This shit is great and underrated as fuck. That backstep attack is so good.
What's the best bow?
I kinda wanted the black bow of pharris, but the weapon skill looks like shit, does it ever hit things
>>335874136
What DID he MEAN by THIS?
>Keeps telling shit about the girl
>Doesn't care
>Lets you take care of her
>Frequently comes back to see how she's doing
>Will reck your shit if you dare make her read scary stories or if something bad happens to her
Is he the first case of a tsundere character in Souls?
>>335874528
kill him like I did after I corrupted his pure waifu
>>335882000
Dude was raised a girl, man.
>>335884028
He's calling you a homo, except you out perform him anyways in the end.
>>335884028
He's calling you a little bitch. Go fuck with his waifu and prove him wrong.
>>335873829
It's SJW propaganda but it's okay when FROM software does it.
