THURSDAY NIGHT OTOME THREAD CONTINUED
GAME IS ASAGO ACADEMY
>>335870476
YOU STOPPED? GOOD FOR YOU, NOW YOU CAN PLAY A BETTER GAME
>>335870476
I JUST NOTICED HE HAS CHEST HAIR
LOTS OF IT
>she hates bird
aaaand now she's an unredeemable slut
>>335870476
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PUMPING YOUR ARMS WHILE YOU WALK
DOES THIS GAME HAVE LEWD? I NEED TO KNOW FOR MASTURBATION PURPOSES
>/v/ playing visual novels for women
>>335870636
Pretty sure not.
>>335870506
MAYBE YOUR EYES BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO FUCKING WEAK TO DEFEND YOURSELF
>>335870603
HE A PIMP ASS NIGGER
>dislikes birds
>>335870476
>>335870578
That's a very modest drawing of Jontron given how fat he is
OH GOD IT SPEAKS FULL SENTENCES
THIS ISN'T HOW BIRDS WORK
>>335870693
IT'S A TRADITION
YOU'VE MISSED OUT
dafuq is this shit
>>335870674
FUCKING BTFO MC
>>335870740
Have you not seen him recently? He's slimmed down quite a bit.
>>335870763
FUCK THE BIRD
>>335870763
>>335870701
Well that isn't going to stop me.
>>335870763
Is there a bird route?
>>335870763
WHY IS ITS EYE RED
I AIN'T FUCKIN WITH LASER VISION BIRDS
I know beard bros isn't normal boots but I'd gladly double date with Jirard and Alex Faciane
>>335870867
>>335870864
>>335870856
>>335870817
I wish I had a Jacques webm.
>>335870763
> Jacques is ready to attack
>A ROBOT
WHAT
>>335870947
I'M JUMPING INTO MY PALM RIGHT NOW TO BE QUIET HONEST WITH YOU DESU SENPAI
>>335870867
You could have called this game bird vs camel toe and no one would have argued with you.
RED IS SCARY GUYS
>>335871113
HE'S WEARING A FUCKING JACKET
NORMALFAG BIRDS DON'T DO THAT
>>335871201
>painted on
IT'S BLACK NOW THOUGH WHAT IS THIS THOUGHT PROCESS EVEN
>>335871282
WHY DO WE CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THIS FUCKING BIRD
>>335871015
>ROBOT BIRD
IS HE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR?
Don't tell me this is a fucking JonTron Dating Sim
>>335871323
You can date the bird
>>335871282
JACQUE'D
>>335871379
YOU MISSED THE WHOLE CREW LAST THREAD
BUT YES
>>335871360
That bird's droppings all over your ass!
>>335871379
Jontron and peanutbuttergamer and projared and the completionist and others... But yeah a dating sim
IT CAN'T BE HELPED
YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE
|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^](ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚
| KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ ⊂(゚Д゚⊂⌒) NO KAWAII TRUCK NO!!!
IF U WERE KILLED ASHITA, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR
FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA BAKA THAT KOROSU U!
..._.....____________________, ,
....../ KAWAII GUN
`---___________----_____] = = = = =(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//
WE TRUE TOMODACHI
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
>FEEDING A ROBOT BIRD
>>335871483
NOW IT'S A REAL THREAD
>>335871483
I'VE MISSED THIS
>>335871323
BECAUSE WE'RE TRIGGERED BY BIRDS. BIRDS MAKE US UNCOMFORTABLE.
>>335871360
SEE, SHIT LIKE THIS IS WHY WE'RE UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT BIRDS.
>>335871323
Primarily green with a red streak toward the end of his tail feathers. A beautiful specimen, to be sure.
BUT HE'S A BIRD.
A cute jacket fit over his small form.
BUT HE'S A BIRD.
Eyes that turn red when he speaks.
BUT HE'S A BIRD.
A synthesized, robotic lilt.
BUT HE'S A BIRD.
Cuter than any other.
BUT HE'S A BIRD.
What the fuck is going on?
WAIT A MINUTE, THAT BIRD...
>>335871626
HOW LONG DOES THIS GO ON FOR
>>335871601
Nice
>>335871631
DEEPEST LORE
>>335871631
FUCKING BIRD HOW COULD YOU
>>335871727
Birds man
WEREN'T WE LATE FOR CLASS OR SOMETHING? WHY THE FUCK ARE WE WASTING TIME TALKING TO A PARROT.
WE ASK HIM HOW LONG HE'S HAD JACQUES
>>335871873
BECAUSE A "HOT" GUY IS TALKING TO US AND HE'S E-FAMOUS
>>335871873
Because we don't mind having a D average if we can get some average D.
WE HAVE THE SAME HOMEROOM
Why is this set in Japan?
>>335872171
WE HAVEN'T EVEN MOVED AN INCH JON WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
>>335872194
MUH JAPAN
When does Jacques spontaneously explode so we can get Rockington instead
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy_JlG7C-T8
>>335872194
BECAUSE ANIME
>>335872194
BECAUSE DESPERATE SWEATY BLOOD-SUCKING FUJOSHIS HAD A HAND IN THIS
A LARGE HAND.
>>335872252
It's Los Angeles, silly.
>>335872341
Where the hell are the other students, aren't we late? Where's the teacher?
>>335872321
LARGE HAND NEEDED TO DEAL WITH THESE CONSTANT WATERFALLS
>>335872381
JAPAN CONFIRMED WINNER FOR WWII
>>335872417
>>335872417
WHAT WERE YOU DOING BETWEEN A CUDDLING COUPLE, MAI
>>335872417
WHY WAS SHE BETWEEN A CUDDLING COUPLE
>>335872510
>>335872517
>reading comprehension
>>335872521
YES I DID ISN'T HE THE KAWAIIEST?!!!! xDxD ^^^//////^^^
Wasn't this the game I skipped on because it had Homestuck shit?
If so, it's shit.
>>335872417
WHORE SANDWICH
>>335872595
FROM BETWEEN
>>335872521
>>335872595
>Mai peeled herself out from between a cuddling couple.
what's your take on this then, faggot? because that shit is poorly worded to begin with.
>>335872612
NOPE, THIS IS NEW
>>335870476
https://youtu.be/wlw6ineiYSA
>>335872612
HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW
>>335872707
WE STOOD OUTSIDE TALKING FOR AN HOUR ABOUT NOTHING AND SOMEHOW MADE IT TO CLASS ON TIME
>>335872612
That's namco high.
WHAT
>>335872612
dont you shit talk namco high
>>335872707
Well it's been fun man but I realize my interest in being a cute girl and getting dicked by JonTron does not outweigh my absolute disinterest in girls chatting about bullshit.
>mfw reading all of Jon's lines on his voice
>mfw I have no face
Haven't even been here a day, and the competition is already impressed with our rate of orbiting around delicious cocks. At this rate, we'll be the slut queen by the end of the week.
>>335872710
>No Dunky
No buy!
>>335872809
>DID HE HAVE PEACH FUZZ
HE'S GOT A BEARD YOU BLIND CUNT
>>335872809
DIDNT THIS BITCH DITCH US THIS MORNING
>>335872809
>>335872896
SHE WANTS THE KNOT
>>335872707
WHERE DID HE TOUCH YOU
>>335870693
>he doesn't know
>>335872989
BUILT FOR SEX
>>335872989
are teachers in japan really allowed to show that much cleavage?
>>335872989
So, can I fuck her?
THIS ISN'T HOW JAPAN'S LANGUAGE WORKS
>>335872989
GODDAMN
>>335872989
O-OOOH-HOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>335872989
WHY IS EVERYONE SLIGHTLY DARK AND BROWN HAIR
NEED MORE NPC VARIETY
HELL NOT EVEN THE GUYS LOOK THAT DIFFERENT
THE MC DOESN'T NEED TO DYE HER HAIR TO STAND OUT AS LONG AS SHE'S ANYTHING OTHER THAN BROWN
>>335873107
Not exactly.
>>335872989
>>335872989
Her hair is a penis head.
>>335873278
WHAT IS THIS EXPRESSION
>>335873278
>that lazy eye
>that head shape
>>335873327
You're a penis head.
>>335873174
They don't have any word for a married woman as west has. Closest is 氏 (shi) which can be used for mr, miss, mrs etc.
>>335873278
>when your teacher gives you the 'fuck me' eyes
>>335873336
THE FEELING OF BEING A 30+ UNMARRIED WOMAN
>>335872989
MILF
I
L
F
>>335873278
>>335873336
>>335873403
>>335873415
DAS IT MANE
>>335873364
>>335873364
FUCK NO
DSP WHEN??
>>335873471
THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY
>>335873478
I TURNED AND NOTICED A DICK I WANTED
>>335873539
>DSP route
>you get expelled
WOOOOW
>>335873478
IMAGINE JON IN HIS UNDERWEAR
>>335873634
Best Friends when?
>>335873278
>When the uppers and the downers both hit at the same time
>>335873691
OH NO HE'S HOT
>>335873715
WHO IS THE NEW JON ON THE RIGHT?
>>335873483
う。。。うん。あたしの名前は花です。小さい村から来ました。あたしのしゅみはオナニしたり、ジョントロンをみたりします。みなさん、どうぞよろしくお願いします。
Sorry for raping the language.
>>335873634
I wish Joel was in this.
>>335873870
>Amaririsu
>A Mary Sue
>>335873805
"And then I realized I'd been standing at the front of the class for over a minute just staring at boys."
>>335873539
>WOW BUGGED DATING MECHANICS
>I PRESSED CHOICES
>*fails sexing MC* NOTHING I COULD DO FUCK THIS SHIT
>>335873946
>Where the fuck am I right now? I'm in a school?
>>335874024
THE HARDEST PART UNTIL YOUR NEXT COCK ENCOUNTER
what's with the glossy cheakes?
Looks awful.
WE SAT DOWN
>>335874049
>HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW SHE DIDN'T LIKE ME
Bumped into RubberNinja and his wife earlier tonight. Said hi, but in a starstruck manner. Fuck.
Completely unrelated. Continue.
>>335873946
I THINK HE REALIZED WE MADE THAT TOWN UP
>>335873954
if that's meant to be the joke it doesn't even make sense because that's not even how it would be pronounced
why did people waste effort making this
>>335874117
>snapped back
Maybe he should see a doctor.
>>335874024
>Name
>Where I came from
OMG SO STRESSFUL, GLAD THAT'S OVER. This bitch is going to kill herself if she ever gets to personal activities.
>>335874196
IS IT THE FIRST DAY? WHY DID WE HAVE TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES THEN!
>>335874243
Reminds me of visiting a japanese university. She got off easily. Most of the time they seem to ask you about current hobbies and shit too.
>>335874145
Fuck man, don't do this.
NO
>>335874269
BECAUSE WE'RE A NEW TRANSFER DUHH THAT'S HOW IT GOES IN EVERY TROPE-BASED VN
>>335874259
GOD DAMN SHE IS SUPER WET FOR THAT FUCKBOY
O FUCK
WE'RE GOING JONTRON ROUTE ALL THE WAY, RIGHT?
>>335874341
MC isn't as dumb as she looks. Even she can question retarded opinions.
>>335874418
AW SHIT WE BOUGHT TO HAVE A
B I T C H F I G H T
W
H
A
T
>>335874418
BRING IT BITCH, DONT MAKE ME THROW THESE NOODLE ARMS
>>335874418
FIGHT TIME
>>335874418
OH CRAP SHE'S ABOUT TO FLY OFF THE HANDLE
WE TRIGGERED HER
>>335874418
SHE'S FUCKING PISSED
>>335874496
>MAI IN CHARGE OF BANTZ
>>335874496
Don't ask me. Never heard shit like this being said in nipponland.
>>335874196
Kinda sorta cute.
>>335874496
DID SHE MEAN LITERALLY HOT OR WHAT
THE WAY SHE PUT THAT, IT SOUNDS MORE LIKE AN INSULT
>>335874586
HUNGRY FOR DICK
>>335874586
IS MAI BIPOLAR?
>>335874586
What a fucking U-turn.
>>335870864
There would have been if people donated enough to the kickstarter.
TURNS OUT THE BACKPACK IS MADE OF PAPER TOO
>>335874586
BIPOLAR
>>335874496
IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE A NOSEBLEED JOKE
>>335873870
DUMB BITCH AMARYLLIS DOESN'T GROW IN JAPAN THE CLOSEST THING THEY HAVE IS SPIDER LILIES WHICH ARE CALLED HIGANBANA WHY COULDN'T YOU DO SOME BASIC RESEARCH WHO THE HELL GIVES THEIR VILLAGE A FOREIGN NAME
Is there a Yuri route?
>>335874341
What the fuck, who made this? Jared looks like a fucking giraffe with a cold.
Why would any of these people be romantic interests to anyone? This isn't the earth I want to live in.
>>335870949
I like Jirard but Alex can be an insufferable sjw sometimes
>>335874678
>I MIGHT DO SOME PERMANENT DAMAGE TO IT
HOLY SHIT DUDE I HAD THE SAME BACKPACK FOR THE ENTIRETY OF HIGHSCHOOL, YOU HAVE TO DO SOME ROUGH-ASS SHIT TO DAMAGE ONE.
FUCK IT I'M GOING TO BED THIS SHIT IS RETARDED
CALL HIM PEANUT OR SOMETHING AT LEAST, FUCK
>>335874814
I'm still using the same bag since 10 years bag and I can promise you, it will break. But hopefully not a week after you bought it.
Tumblr is full of shit.
>>335874923
PBG serial killer confirmed
>>335874772
NO WAY, THAT'S FORBIDDEN
MELONPAN
SO JAPANESE RIGHT?
>>335874772
>girls
>loving girls
That shit makes no fucking sense and you know it.
>>335875015
>minefield of people
yeah looks real crowded. It's almost like there's too much going on
>>335875095
YEAH, ABSOLUTELY NO FREE SEATS
>>335874923
His name shall be... pebbg.
>>335875015
Common as fuck. Bakery melon bread is the best with a crispy outside and newly baked softness inside with a distinct taste of sugar.
Fuck, should see if tokiwadai has a bakery.
>>335875116
HOLY SHIT IS THE TWIST THAT EVERYONE AT THE SCHOOL IS A GHOST?!
NO
>>335875171
Is there at least sound of people?
>>335875140
ANCIENT JAPANESE TECHNIQUE OF SITTING WHILE INVISIBLE
>>335875171
THERE'S SO MUCH SPACE THAT THERE'S NO SPACE
>>335872989
How is this OK? How the fuck does she look Japanese
>>335875171
IS SHE DEAD, CAN SHE SEE DEAD PEOPLE? SOMEONE CALL BRUCE WILLIS.
>>335875240
And who is this fucking douchebag?
>>335875240
IT'S A FAAAAAAG
>>335875240
is that brutalmoose?
ARE THOSE GAGES? DEGENERATE
WAIT
COULD THIS BE THAT ONE GUY ANON WAS ASKING ABOUT?
>>335875321
>SPOON
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>335870740
The shoulder his bird is on is also not covered in shit.
>>335875321
>WITH
>A
>SPOON
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK
>>335875321
>spoon
I hope he used it to whirl his fork inside to get the pasta into a fine round ball to easier get it into the mouth. Like you're supposed to.
>>335875240
Look at this edgelord
>>335875398
THE BIRD IS A ROBOT
YEAH I KNOW THAT'S FUCKING STUPID
>>335875316
Yes. He's a secret route guy along with the rest of hidden block
>>335873278
she looks like she just took a bite of that chalk
>>335875490
IT'S THE SAME BUT DIFFERENT
>>335875321
>WITH A SPOON
Is there sex in this game
If not
[I don't care about it]
>>335875618
>that "I just got my brains fucked out" expression
>>335875618
Spaghetti ha ha I get it like in undertale
>>335875618
WHATS THAT FACE
>>335874772
>>335875316
I GUESS SO
why why why why why why why
>>335875843
where do i pirate this to torture myself OP
>>335875935
I think it's free
>>335875935
IT'S FREE APPARENTLY
JUST LOOK UP ASAGAO ACADEMY OR SOME BULLSHIT
UNDERTALE REFERENCE SO FUNNY HAHA
>>335875935
IT'S FREE
TURN OFF ALL SOUND
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
>>335875935
It's free. Just search for the name and download
>>335875913
Is there porn of her? I need to know for research.
>>335875982
oh wow
>>335875982
I don't think that's an Undertale joke
How the fuck do you speak in fonts
>>335876014
I kinda wanna draw something, although I have a habit of giving everything huge tits
Will probably do it when thread's over
>>335876078
SOMETHING GOOD WILL COME OUT OF THIS GAME