>first stage is a forest
>final stage is filled with lava
>first boss is your mom
>>335852979
> tutorial is a dream sequence
>first stage is an intergalactic vortex of doom
>first stage is leaving your sister at home
>Water level is 3rd in line
>game includes an optional tutorial
>first level is a pseudotutorial anyway
>final boss is your dad
>Mile stage is an ice level
>first stage is a castle-town
>optional: dragon near bridge
>First stage has player lose all the super cool abilities/moves he had
>the underwater sewer stealth escort mission
>you start the game in a small, peaceful village, located on the corner of the world map
>entire game takes place in a very tall tower
>>335853941
>entire game consists in going to a very tall tower
>>335854125
>entire game consists in going down a very deep dungeon
>last stage is the first stage of the first game
>jungle level
>aztec/amazon temple level with futurist/alien technology elements
>egyptian level
>sewer level
I'm going to make a shitty game using every on-topic greentext in this thread. Keep 'em coming
>final level is in space
>>335853751
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have assumed that people would notice or care about tripfags. Whoops! You should always remember that, unless the issue is deliberately brought to their attention, most people won't notice or care about names or tripcodes! Bringing attention to names and tripcodes for reasons beyond poor posting etiquette or relevance to the conversation is poor form. You should always remember that not everyone shares your opinion or wants to read a wall of text because of your personal difficulties on a Banganese basket weaving website.
Now, there's no need to thank me – I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the nondiscriminatory image-board culture (where no one really cares who you are, name or not)!
>>335854367
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>335854518
>volcanoes
>seaside villages
>sky levels
>toy levels
>clown levels
>viking levels
>ghost pirate levels
>gnome levels
>>335854603
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>final world is an amalgamation of all the previous worlds
>chinese level
>enemies are pandas
>>335854753
>you have to fight a phantom version of every boss in the game before you can finally fight Big Bad
>>335854882
Are you actually fucking retarded?
Like, holy shit, are you literally, not just using that word for shits, LITERALLY, a fucking actual autist?
Do your parents love you?
Are you beaten daily?
Did Uncle Pete rape you at age 11?
You are mentally handicapped, and your opinion is fucking stupid. I actually had to take time out of my day to read this stupid fucking post.
I too, feel legitimately handicapped reading this poorly structured response. Like, shit, you are fucking so dumb, your parents probably regret having such a fucking failure of a chlid.
You need to kill yourself, the world cannot cope with someone of your stupidity.
I hate you, and you should hate you.
Now fuck off.
>>335854745
>tfw my old computer died and my old pasta folder went with it
>>335854827
>Chinese expansion
>You are the panda
>>335854967
Fuck. Off. Fuck off.
We seriously do not care. We do not care about your day, we don't care about your boyfriend, we don't care about your issues. One thing we certainly don't care about is your fucking opinions. Jesus Christ, why did you make this post? Did it benefit, inform, arouse concern in ANYONE? No. You posted this because you are a solipsistic whore who thinks she matters because guys like her facebook photos. I can hear you just now, you're thinking "but i don't have fa-" SHUT THE FUCK UP. I don't care about your fucking tumblr either. It's a site where you post pictures of yourself for validation, hell it could be /r9k/ for all that matters - you are still an attention whore. The guys that have called you beautiful on omegle have convinced you that you have any kind of worth, guess what: you don't. You're valued for a vagina. That's it. Nothing else. Why you think owning something that 50% of the human population owns makes your opinions worthy of shit is fucking beyond me.
Words cannot describe the utter amount of hatred I have for you. I cannot stand your vapid personality, the way you look so clueless all the time. You are a literal robot who lives for nothing more than getting validation from random guys on the internet i.e. us, and you think we're going to tolerate you parading your fucking boring thoughts on our board? Think again, cunt. Girls like you are the most boring people anyone could ever meet, because you do nothing but talk about some guy you met on here or what was on tumblr/reddit or your hair or some song you supposedly like or just SOME OTHER SHIT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT. Fuck you. You have the audacity to expect us to care when you never provide any interesting discourse or state something interesting, you literally just consume and regurgitate SHIT. We whole heartedly despise you, and you should never forget that.
>Quest to find something that's meant to be hidden and searched for
>Quest marker points right to what you need to find
>space level
>best music starts playing
>entire game has you collecting loose animals
>>335852979
>Final stage is DARKNESS
>>335852979
>Second stage is a hidden mansion your son from incest lives in
>>335855858
>son from incest
what
>>335855858
>meadow and forests are my favorite type of level
>always the first level
>always braindead easy
>>335855858
>>335852979
>second area in the game is a desert themed area
>first level isn't a forest
>it's a a dried up lake bed
>>335855292
Quality thread dude. We could be talking about actual video games but instead we just make a top tier meme post. I'm going to be honest with you, I bounced on my boys dick to this for hours, and I mean HOURS! It astounds me that a human being could be so much of a worthless pile of shit that they decide to go off topic on a site made for worthless piles of shit. You know you could've been something useful like a nurse or maybe you could've provided entertainment for people, but instead you are just a fat neck beard posting on 4chan all day long not providing anything helpful to society at all. But maybe I'm wrong. Maybe you're 13. Well now I gotta ask if your parents abuse you, because then I can excuse all this shitposting you do on an online forum, but I doubt that's the case and your just an overweight failed abortion to your parents, every day you continue to dissapoint them knowing that you could've done something amazing with your life but instead your a straight D student in school who doesn't go outside or have friends. The closest you'll ever have to a girlfriend is one girl who makes fun of you for being a lowlife piece of shit. Hope your happy knowing that your existence is worthless.
>>335856362
What is so funny about copypasta? Someone put a lot of time in writing out a wall of text, and all you do is just copy and paste it? Unbelievable. Freaking unbelievable. It is so fucking disrespectful for the original writter to have his thoughts repeated over and over just for some kind of sick joke. You fools know the CSU copypasta, right? People chuckle at it because he was "very mad". Well, think about it, motherfucker. What if he WAS very mad? What if he actually had feelings and his day was ruined? Ever think about it like that? No, of course not. You tools just took his words over and over and used it for shits and giggles. How fucking rude. At this point, my 10 page essay on why I think Brawl is ass could be used as a copypasta. That is just fucking wrong on so many levels. I'm not going to write out a copypasta myself, because I don't want my words to be shat out over and over again. I'm just expressing my thoughts and feelings on the abuse of copypasta. It just needs to fucking stop.
>>335856362
>calls people on 4chan losers
>posts on 4chan
>plains
>desert
>forest
>ice
>cloud
>fire
>castle
I sure love seeing the same levels over and over
>>335855938
>>335856059
>>335856185
>>335856720
Congrats friend. You just managed to produce a -1/10 bait. Your bait was so shitty you broke the laws of logic. Never on God's Green Earth has a bait so bad been witnessed. Fuck you OP. Fuck your family. Fuck your sister. Fuck your dog. Fuck your job and wife and kids. FUCK THEM. Put them all out of the misery of knowing you by immediately killing yourself. Did I mention to make it painful? Make it VERY painful. That's what you deserve you waste of oxygen.
>>335855327
>option to turn quest markers off
>no idea where anything is because it assumes you have quest markers on and gives you no info on where to go
