ITT: Characters who did NOTHING right
>Constantly whines about muh vagina
>Tries to undermine tradition for the whole game and even wants to blow up temples andkill little girlsfor no reason
>Her grand plan for a nation is to base their economy entirely around heroin
>We are supposed to support all of this
you support her to fap to her cutscenes
>>335843667
>We are supposed to support all of this
The joke is that everyone in the fucking game is an evil scumbag. I initially sided with Sabal but I killed him too.
tfw no real Pagan Min path, at least he's the one guy who was honest in his intention to help you out
>>335843667
At least she doesn't drug rape you then get you to murder your girlfriend.
Is there any good end for the little girl?
>>335843868
I prefer this one. Killed her anyway, but you know, whatever. I just killed whoever really except from Pagan because he was a bro.
>>335844021
Sabal didn't do much that was too bad, he was dumb with good intentions. Amita was dumb with completely stupid ideas that would fuck up everything for everyone.
>>335844317
>If you side with Amita Sarbeesian she gets murdered to prevent the traditionalist faction from rallying around her
>If you side with Sabal she ends up a religious idol and will probably become Sabal's child sex slave
Not really.
>>335844430
...well explain it then, dipshit! Don't leave me hanging!
>>335844430
>Amita Sarbeesian
made me chuckle.
>constantly gets fooled by everyone
>falls for literally everything
>tricked into activating an inoperable metal gear for the enemy
>couldn't even kill liquid, got lucky that foxdie killed him before liquid could pull the trigger
>didn't even realize that the president is his clone
>everything he does helps the patriots
>has to get rescued by raiden like 5 times in mgs4
>gets cucked by a pooplord
>only reason he survived mgs2 is he used literal cheat codes
>too much of a pussy to actually go through with committing suicide
>ocelot had to plan a big ruse and pretend to be evil to get him to stop helping the patriots and fooled him into destroying them
>>335844430
Second one isn't so bad 2bh. Better than being fucking murdered.
>>335844849
Nice fucking memes
>>335843667
Sabal LITERALLY did nothing wrong, he just wanted to remove degeneracy from Kyrat.
>>335845789
all memes are rooted in truth
>>335844849
>too much of a pussy to actually go through with committing suicidethe gun jammed
>game with multiple factions
>all factions are the bad guy
>except kind of the bad guy
Far Cry 4 is fucked
Far Cry in general is fucked
IDK why people expect anything other than Ubisoft CopyPaste and killing animals and random soldiers in droves
>>335843667
>qt Indian girl
She did something right
>>335844430
To be fair, it's not fully said she dies in the Amita ending.
Do you at least get to bang Amrita Sarbeesian at some point in the game?
Please tell me yes. And please tell me it's not more Ubisoft trolling
>>335847927
It's heavily implied to the point that it's canon even if they don't say it outright
>>335848178
Nope. She's a stuck up bitch who has a ridiculous inferiority complex about the PATRIARCHY, why would you want to?
>Amita I'm going to side with Sabal on this one
>WHAT IT'S BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN RIGHT YOU THINK WOMAN ARE JUST YOUR SLAVES RIGHT YOU EVIL CISHET WHITE MALE
>N-N-no I just don't like the idea of a marxist narco-state run on collectivized slave labor
>DIE CIS SCUM
>>335848721
I'd still hate fuck her tbqh
>>335844421
Sabal would eventually become a thorn in your side if you let him live, you need to get rid of all resistance.
>>335843667
The whole thing was fucked up.
Did not like Sabal's implications, but then again, beign a religious zealot is a lesser evil than drug-dealing commie.
I still would prefer to do missions for Pagan Min. Or to be his successor.
>>335844849
>ocelot had to plan a big ruse and pretend to be evil to get him to stop helping the patriots and fooled him into destroying them
Ocelot wanted to leave the world in a completely fucked state with no order or safety nets. Snake helped ensure that the world didn't go completely to shit.
>>335843667
People missed the point of the game entirely.
Pagan Min was literally the lesser of two evils, Amita becomes a worse dictator who sets up a drug economy and Sabal is a muh ancestry pedo. In the end you are no better than any of them.
>>335844421
If you don't shoot her she jumps into the pit of lions. Either way your D is hashtag bone dry
>>335843667
>Kidnaps Princess
>hides away in castle
>loses to fat Italian plumber
>happens over a number of decades
>>335844849
That's the unfortunate result of the player having access to the same information snake does. If Snake knew all of this the player wouldn't be able to experience any plot twists.
>>335844849
>genius level iq and speaks 6 languages
POO IN LOO
>>335850889
Sure, but he's cucked Mario a shit ton of times. Where do you think Bowser Jr came from?
>Sided with her
>Spared Pagen
>End cutscene shows her soldiers kidnapping children
>Tells me to deal with it
>Kill her with a flaming arrow to the butt
>Spend the next 40min hunting turtles with grenade launcher
Pretty cool game.
All I wanted the entire game was to kill the shit out of Amita for being a crazy cunt, when the time comes, I can't figure out how to shoot her. At least Pagan got to live as well.
>>335843667
Who? What game? Call of Duty?
>>335844317
>saved her from the burning building
>she gives you a hug
>I made a beeline for the next Bhadra mission cuz I was hoping to see if she had a cute little puppy dog crush on me
Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am quite lonely.
>>335843667
>that moment in the game when they realized they made it too obvious who to side with
Sabal went from total bro tier to literal rivers of blood in 1 quest
>>335850558
>Snake helped ensure that the world didn't go completely to shit.
you mean sunny.
snake had nothing to do with that
>>335853992
>implying the cunt didn't need to be roasted.
>>335843667
>Muh tradition
Amita was a complete fucking psycho, but people who defend tradition for the sake of a tradition are fucking shits.
>>335853718
Go play some romantic VNs nigga. They cure loneliness.
>>335855270
im talking about when the chick drugs you and you follow the flowing blood
Bhadra is cute! CUTE!
>>335843667
the only one who did nothing wrong was pagen
>>335843667
Killed her quickly
"You don't have to do th-"
BANG
Whore deserved it.
>>335844430
Not a sex slave idiot, just an idol to be worshiped and then marry.
>"WAAAH WAAAH CONSENT"
Fuck off SJW
>>335854689
I said he helped. He walked through the microwave tunnel, he uploaded it.
>>335843667
>having to choose between two of the lesser fuckwits
>couldn't even side with Not-Julian Assange at the beginning
Fuck this piece of trash game
>>335844849
you also forgot
>IQ 180
>>335859712
The game lets you kill both of them. Besides you could actually side with Pagan at the beginning, if you just waited for Crab Rangoon.
>>335859712
>He doesn't know
>>335859874
If you're going off of the bullshit promotional materials then Big Boss is really half japanese.
>>335843868
Who the fuck jerks off to clothed women doing nothing remotely sexual or suggestive?
Are you Amish or something?
>>335855685
any suggestions?
>inherent desire to protect muh tradition
where did these fedoras come from
>>335860812
Moege does it for me.
Titles like Princess Evangile, Noble Works, If my heart had wings + restoration patch.
Koirizo if you want something super chill.
Hoshizora no memoria if you want something more story but still contain all the charms of a Moege.
My Girlfriend is the president for something whacky and silly, but cute as fuck.
>>335843667
>>We are supposed to support all of this
the joke is that Pagan Min is genuinely the best option but you can only side with him in the easter egg ending
>>335844421
>Run up to Noore after she threw me into the arena
>mad as hell
>Shoot her before cut scene
>mission failed
I hate this game.
>it's a game where you get to kill anita sarkeesian
I'm okay with this.
>>335844421
Amina was stupid with good intentions too.
>>335859984
>>335860071
the game never really tells you anything that says you have to wait minus pagan saying to do so, which many players might assume for subtle reverse psychology by the game. not to mention considering the first time you meet him his men murders the people you drove to their on the bus, and then murders one of his own soldiers, your first initial instinct isn't exactly to trust him
Also, when there is noise happening in the downstairs basement in the game, obviously you would want to go investigate, which if you do so automatically triggers the sabal/amita without you knowing
>People were saying that Amita is the SJW option
>Turns out the game portrays hwr as an equally power hungry sociopath
Why are people always wrong?
>>335862302
If you play your cards rightyou legally and rightfully become King of Kyrat and it's implied you can just pick up the mantle and betray all of the golden path anyway.
>>335863830
so what I'm getting here is "you have the option, and the game tells you you have the option, but it doesn't count"
>>335864576
if you want to twist my words and make them sound like the exact outcome you want to hear, then sure
>>335843667
Apologist faggots will say what they want, but they fucking know full damn well what the score is.
>>335864745
what part was twisted
because you start by acknowledging that the game presents you clearly with an option
and then you follow it with a bunch of rationalizations for why not choosing that option means it doesn't really count as ever having been an option.
>>335865523
Think ofI already know i'm gonna get shit on for using this as an example, but Undertale. In the tutorial level, the goat lady tells you to wait right where you are for her to come back. Do you think players legitimately waited for her to come back and tell them what to do next? No they went around explored the rest of level. That what me and I think many other's thought processes were when playing the beginning portion of the game.
>>335866148
It also didn't help that the "goat lady" in this case was the supposed antagonist of the game
>>335863830
don't ever be a playtester
>>335864761
They just want to get dicked by griffith
If you don't kill her she betrays you in the end.
