>SGDQ 2016 will have hd stream for subscribers only
>>335834612
I can't wait to see the cringe moments this year. Speedrunners are such sperglords.
>>335834612
>SGDQ16 will feature the runner sitting on a metal folding chair alone in a dark room while someone else offscreen does commentary
>watching no fun dq
Fuck em, not watching this year
>>335836183
I have exclusive photos from the streaming room
CAN
>SGDQ will feature BigJon getting tackled by security during the Mario Maker speedrun while they taze him on camera.
>>335834997
The cringe moments are half my motive for watching. Hate it when someone runs a game I actually like and they say like 6 words total.
>>335836509
>for being too entertaining
>Welcome to my let's play hueheuehe
>We don't like walls. So we just go through them.
>Thats never happened to me before
>That was actually a really hard trick
>And now we're out of bounds
>>335836782
>BigJon gets handed the Wii U Gamepad>"PUT DOWN THAT GUN!"
>>335834612
How many trannies will be there this year?
>>335836664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_WqMMBBUMY
I don't think there will ever be a more autistic speedrun at one of these events.
>>335836509
How a mario maker speedrun is possible?
>>335836882
Pretty accurate.
>>335836882
>disproportionate sperg laughter in the back
>>335834612
It doesn't even matter. All the big names and entertaining people have left. It got too big for it's own good, the couch is a mile away from everybody else.
>>335836882
>marathon luck
>basically
>good stuff
>>335837435
You say that like it's a bad thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfKQUEPcgi8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM
>>335837078
I feel like I've seen worse, but he'll if I can remember.
>>335837819
that first one with the chick going on makes me want to vanish from the world.
>>335837057
There'll be forced reassignment surgery on entry.
ESA is so much better than SGDQ or AGDQ. ESA actually feels like AGDQ did before all the sponsor money ruined it.
>>335837450
MingLee BASIC LEE MingLee
No point in watching anymore now that anything that could possibly be cringe-worthy is banned.
>>335834612
Does anybody have the vod of the guy speed running dark souls in under 2 hours, but gets stuck on gwyn for like 40 minutes?
>>335840290
It's become a no-fun allowed event.
At least in the previous ones you could have some hilarious awkward moments like werster saying nigger and just general fun comaraderie.
Now it's just another corporate event. Even thought SGDQ is a bit more relaxed than AGDQ it's still been horribly toned down.
THe only reason to watch these is for the awkward moments, and they're getting fewer and further between.
>>335837078
my life's goal will be to have my son not turn out like this kid
>>335840701
>>335834612
>>335836364
Fuck *GDQ, ESA is where it's at these days.
>>335841468
Watching a buncha europoors try and speak english with stupid wally the walrus accents isn't something I can stand
>>335840430
What the fuck how is that even possible?
>>335842246
Have you even played the game?
I heard that the prevent cancer foundation is a shit charity and the organizers chose it because they get a backhander from them.
>>335842328
Yes. Your point? Parry him 3 times ggezpz.
>>335842416
>cheating in the final boss
>>335842528
I also killed him without parries. What is your fucking point faggot? Cmon answer me.
>>335842362
Yes and sort of yes.
They get paid wages for working the event. It's something like 165,000 for 17-19 people, not split evenly. They don't have an incentive to switch to a charity that won't pay their wages, let alone pay for the event.
Mike Uyama, the "founder" of GDQ has been absent from speedrunning for more than two fucking years, refuses to talk to the community, and spends almost all of his free time playing Marvel Heroes while he "recovers" from a mysterious illness which he hasn't disclosed. He still receives a big chunk of cash from the charity because he partnered with them.
Like it isn't a conspiracy, but it fucking sucks.
>now I can look at this jumbled 64 bit mess and greasy nerd faces in high definition
greetings from Germany
>>335842362
>I heard that the prevent cancer foundation is a shit charity
Complete bullshit.
It's rated fine as a charity and all this talk about their finances is crap. As a charity they are heavily scrutinized, they spend roughly 80% of the money they raise on actual work preventing cancer, 20% on fundraising events and paying their employees. This is fine.
>>335843594
My family all died of cancer this morning. Let's kill the animals and frames, and kick cancer's butt.
>SGDQ 2016 will get SWATed
Will Narcissa Wright be there?
>>335843976
nope, his mind wandered
>>335837819
>>335839334
the girl didnt mean the speedurnner, but the fat cuck chink next to autist link since he was saying something to the speedrunner and she went like "NOO?!"
Doesnt make it any better, since AGDQ isnt the showpiece of muh sad stories of self importance...
>>335844117
I think it would be good for her if she went there and performed well, might bring back her confidence.
GDQ's are now full Hitler
The lighting is always fucking cave tier
The camera is nowhere near the players for some obscure reason
Way more meme """""speedruns"""""" like TASbot and other reddit shit
Only mein fuhrer can decide who can be on the couch or not
NO FUN ALLOWED
Will Noir be there?
>>335843835
>preventing cancer
Ad campaigns sure are useful as opposed to donating money to get more rural communities to have access to the equipment required for treatment.
>>335840701
Fact. You can get banned from streaming again for holding up an NES cart of Golf.
See: BigJon
>tfw you can never go back to 2013 AGDQ and SGDQ
How could it get so bad from there?
>>335844529
what
>>335843306
>Mysterious illness
I thought it was Pneumonia. Then again, who takes 2 fucking years to recover from Pneumonia?
>>335843835
PCF is a fucking joke. They have no presence at the event or on the stream. MSF had a table set up with representatives during all of SGDQ 2015. They would give you pamphlets, cards, and merchandise if you ever asked, and were always open to talking.
PCF's goal is educating people about cancer, yet they don't use the audience of more than 100,000 people to their advantage. They have no presence on stream, they don't do a good job of making it clear what they do on stream, and if people did know what they do (AGDQ 2014's money went to funding the #checkyourmate campaign, which depicted straight and gay couples cupping each others genitals and breasts, censored with fruit) they wouldn't be donating as much.
They're being a little more clear where things are going with SGDQ this year, thank fuck - but only because they've been hounded about it for a year now.
I'm not going to say that PCF deliberately keeps people in the dark instead of doing their purported job, but they don't do a very good job of it.
>>335844681
At the end of his 2015 Lost Levels run he flashed a NES Golf cart. Word is he has been blacklisted as all his run requests were denied and he was harassed by security at AGDQ 2016. Can't find the tweets atm as he tweets like a million times a day, but he tweeted all about it when it was going on.
>>335844619
>How could it get so bad
normies.reee
> we will never go back to the small room of what was a loose collection of associates and friends with a shared interest
> and we were invited to watch them GO FAST
>>335844789
MSF kinda need the money too since they keep getting bombed
>cosmo
it still hurts
>>335844490
They work on early detection, the best thing you can possibly do in regards to treating cancer, you fucking moron.
Prevention and early detection are critical, treatment is little more than stay of execution.
There is no "curing" cancer, any charity that claims to be working on that is knowingly misleading people. Cancer is not one thing, it's 1000s upon 1000s of different diseases which all have a multitude of causes and each one needs to be handled individually. Prevention is always better than cure.
>>335845009
so why can somebody get banned for showing a Golf cart?
>>335844619
>tfw got to go to the last "fun" GDQ
A lot of good memories. It's a shame what happened to these events, but it can't be helped. They're too big, and the culture has changed. There's no going back to what once was.
Twitch and Games Done Quick combined to form the killing blow to the old speedrunning community.
RNG
>that autist who just purposely laughs loud and gay as fuck will be there too
>>335845210
did youhold handswith any cute boyse?
>>335844789
It's a fundraiser, not a seminar. Is SGDQ the only fundraiser you've ever seen?
>>335845348
>Talking shit about Blueglass
Half of /v/ probably laughs more obnoxiously than he does. Do you honestly have a problem with someone who still knows whatfunis?
Did the GDQ staff have the talk with the community that they promised to have?
>>335842362
PCF is a shit charity for many reasons, starting with being mostly national and addressing only problems that arise from Americas Third World Healthcare system, i.e. Cancer "Awareness" because YOU have to decide to get checked and pay for it, rather than your doctor going "So, I see you've hit 30 a week ago. Happy Birthday. Let's have a free cancer screening, yes?" and ending with the fact that SQDG supports Doctors Without Borders which are literally right at the very top of sainthood when it comes to being a great charity making PCF look even worse in comparison.
>>335836882
>babby's first FPS speedrun
They're never good. Just stop.
>>335845201
The GDQ organizers apparently think golf games are the devil and BigJon has been pushing for golf games to be added to the event roster. So him doing that is 'defiance' and they deem it needs punishment.
>>335845459
Fuck that autist, he's annoying as shit, I'm trying to watch SGDQ 2015 videos and I consider suicide every time I hear this fucking idiot laugh. I've seen him in a video and he looks like a retard too.
>not being hype for blindfolded tetris speedrun this year
>>335818634
>Actually watching this faggotry
>finale is four hours of FFVI, followed by SM any%, followed by three hours of SMRPG
>oot is in as a 3-hour glitchless category
This looks awful
>>335836882
>so but we speedrunners don't like walls
>so we glitch right trough it
>you can hear blueglass laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo1r2_CjPhE
>>335845348
> hating on blueglass
ironically, i've never heard anything bad about him, aside from possibly staying on the couch too long.
#Trigger_Warning
GDQ sucks donkey shit
>>335845851
You get that shit out of here. How can we get money from normies if you show your love for something.
>>335845783
Everyone loves him.
Actual autists can be endearing and beloved by /v/, it's when memelords act like cringey autists that things get bad.
>tfw you remember when they had these in shithole hotel conference rooms with wood paneling and maybe 30 people in the room
>That was actually a really hard trick
>wow that was actually a frame perfect trick
>he makes it look really easy, but this was actually really hard
>wow FIRST TRY!?!?! normally it takes you at least 3 or 4...........i really hate you for this hahahahaha
never forget
>>335846153
At this point they should just call it SpeedCon and admit that it's their little circlejerk that they've found a way to scam money out of.
SGDQ is usually better because thanks to MSF instead of PCF its cancer free, but who knows how long SGDQ will stay good with romscout gone and Uyama in remote-control.
>40 dollars from a_tear_falls_down
>Such an awesome event guys, my mother had cancer and she is still recovering. I really love what you guys do! Save the ANIMALS XD!
>>335834612
God, that pic is cringeworthy as fuck.
>>335846312
Why did they make disabled snake leave?
AGDQ was comfy as fuck, then they realized they had the blood of the jew running in their veins and fufilled the birthright of all jews - Ruin it for money.
SGDQ is following the same road, though at a slower rate. Only a matter of time.
>>335846478
nevermind the pic,
picture the smell
>>335846469
you forgot "greetings from germoney" and "cant believe my childhood is being broken"
>>335845851
Nice sex toy collection there.
>>335846596
romscout is gone, so SGDQ is pretty much lost.
Y'know, romscout, the guy who pretty much spends the entire rest of his year also helping out with and/or running other (charity) marathons, making him pretty much the closest thing to an actual professional they had for this.
>My mom worked in Chernobyl when the accident happened. After three weeks she gave birth to me, a sweet guy with 22 fingers and a tail. I've seen doctors experiment on my mother while her chromosomes were devolving. They kept her on life support while she was waiting for the sweet relief of death and tortured her until all her organs started to fail. Anyways, greetings from Germany and save those animals XD
>>335845634
This is what happens when autists gain a modicum of power. They wield it like an iron fist as they imagine themselves being the victim of yet another incident of bullying.
>>335840701
>one of my best memories was an SGDQ being hosted at someone's house and having a week-long bonus stream of a bunch of obscure games being played by goofballs
Gone like tears in the rain.
>one of the goofballs got chastised for swearing because the charity they were COLLECTING MONEY FOR didn't like it
Beginning of the end.
>>335845649
Fuck you, suicide is not a joke.
>>335847259
Pretty sure that charities that literally deal with starving, dying children in the worlds most desolate places don't really care if a donator says a "bad word".
Pretty sure PCF does, though.
>>335847558
Everything is a joke
>>335847573
No this was awhile back, before SGDQ switched to supporting MSF. The charity at the time was some autism awareness bullshit.
>Kirbymastah not taking off his sunglasses because he's trying to look cool but looks more autistic than anyone else
>Miles being a genuine dick because he's autistic and doesn't know how to talk to people
>Blueglass laughing at EVERYTHING
>Some runners autistic friend who likes doing Rubiks cubes sitting on stage
>Anyone trying to speak japanese after trying to learn for 2 months
>Donation reader filtering out funny comments to read depressing "My wife is dying of cancer. Donating from her bedside" shit
>Runner interrupts depressing donation reading with a comment on how some trick they just did was frame perfect running at 30 FPS but it could done on multiple frames anyway
At least drinking makes it easier.
>>335834612
They have been getting worse every year anyway
>Caveman is coming back.
>mario maker run
that's gonna be fun
>>335847689
>Kirbymastah and Miles
If there's anyone that deserves permabans from GDQs, it's those two mouthbreathers.
>>335847558
Everything can be found funny if you're not a baby that takes life too seriously.
>>335846312
>removed him because he was "distracting to the audience and runner's presence"
then why cut to the fucking CROWD during breaks between runs, fuck you GDQ
>>335841468
I hope NASA turns out to be a god counterpart.
>>335847689
>Blueglass laughing at EVERYTHING
Fuck you, YSG is great and is probably the last remaining holdover from the fun days
>>335846312
Jesus christ is there anyone in that place who's not mentally disabled?
>>335847903
HAND OVER LE SKINES
>>335834612
>SGDQ 2016 will have hd stream for subscribers only
Source?
Or bullshitting?
I watch any livestreamers using livestreamer anyway and I have to wonder if an "HD stream for subscribers only" deal would stop that from working.
>SGDQ 2016 will have hd stream for subscribers only
Not that I don't believe you OP, but source?
Can't wait for that entrepreneurship to suicide.
>>335848370
Wouldn't someone be able to stream the hd stream for free though>
>>335844473
yes, but he won't be running :(((
>>335848485
>he
how about the one of the best from last years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1a8tm06HlMra
>>335848370
It's probably bullshit. I've seen people try to spout this shit before and it was bullshit then too.
>get excited for GDQ
>remember nothing will ever beat Caveman & Chibi
>>335846312
>remove crippled snake
>remove ds dad that didn't had a ds
>cut to the fucking audience anyway while removing everything entertaining systematically
>>335836882
HYA HEE HEE HEE HEE
>>335836882
>Shout out to RNG strats
>>335846312
Reminder that they let a furry in a full suit stay though.
CAN I GET SOME HOIYPE FROM THE CROWD?
>scattered awkward quiet hoiypes
>>335847689
>really like kirbymastah and miles
>everybody hates them
What am I doing wrong
GDQ is dead lads
it's now just e-celebs play games on camera for a week
>>335849207
>probably actually loud but mics can't pick it up properly
I miss basement GDQ. Atleast SGDQ is raising funds for one of the best charities in the world.
>>335849280
fucking based trihex being there since the beginning
shame he's a meme now, he was bro tier back in 2010-2014
>>335849207
>CAN I GET AN X FROM THE COUCH?
>Couch ignore it becasue they're busy running a game
Love when this happens.
>>335848564
damn......................................
>>335848485
damn, why? i liked his HL2 run last year.
>>335849315
>enabling overcrowding
>best charity
>>335849207
>can i get a roll call on the couch?
>>335834997
It feels like there hasn't been as much to laugh at since the Chibi/Caveman thing. It's like they've upped their autism security.
>>335848564
Is this the guy that ran HL2 last event?
I actually thought he was a girl when I first saw him. Is he transitioning?
He looks hot there. Too bad he has a weird pasty nerd voice.
>>335849464
I think he said there were already people that signed up for HL2 and he doesn't like Portal now or something
>>335840952
How are you going to get kids if you never get laid?
>>335849407
Trihex has never changed, he just got more popular with Mario Maker.
He's always been the DYEL blackaboo streamer. Fuck, he used to show off his doujin collection in late night twitch streams until they told him to knock that off.
>>335849578
I think he's just a cross dresser, nothing more than that.
>>335849280
Werster is too based to appear on the shit-tier end of this chart only.
>>335836882
>>335837450
>Unfortunate
>Magical
>Special
>>335849676
yeah this
>>335849607
Yeah, I used to stay up to like 4am watching him practice Yoshi's Island
I mean, yeah, he still is bro tier, but sometimes he tries too hard to pull off his meme persona when he comes off much better by being himself. You can see this when he gets tense during runs.
>>335849607
Motherfucker made a waifu-based twitch extension he is shilling on his channel literally right now, I don't know where people get these ideas about him changing from.
>>335849607
hes a fucking normie and not a weeaboo
>>335849676
>>335849764
That may actually be hotter desu famicom
post more noir
>NINE FRAME PERFECT INPUTS IN A ROW
What does frame perfect even mean for these nerds
>>335849905
>game runs at 20 FPS too
>>335845064
What I like about this is the way the artist captured the dumb ass grin that college kids have permanently etched into their face
>>335845064
that was the most neckbeard thing i have read today, someone actually made this thing and believes it. kek.
Do they actually donate the money they get?
Or do they keep 80% of it or some shit.
Good, gotta make money somehow, this isn't a fucking charity you entitled millennial faggots.
>>335849795
Ok yea, I do see that part. He does ham it up a little too often for my tastes as well, but I can't blame him for stacking paper while the opportunity is there because he isn't completely changing himself.
>>335834612
speedrunning went full jew and degenerate, it is beyond shit
>>335842246
Speedrunners fuck up sometimes. People make mistakes, sometimes stupid ones, and sometimes the same one in a row over and over again.
>>335850262
Way to prove the point, dumbass. We all used to be neckbeards in here, until you fucking normal faggots came along. /tg/ especially, now it's normie tumblr central.
>All the fun runs and runners from years past either aren't put on the schedule or don't even show up
>They get replaced by total shit games and brand new runners who aren't even top 10 at the game
>>335834612
What do you guys think about Bonesaw?
Is he based?
>Hosting a fucking Stepmania showcase
>Even though Jadin, a Link to the Past runner who has played at numerous GDQs, is one of the best IIDX players in the western hemisphere
>>335850527
He moved to Japan to go to school, so he's living his weeb dream. Good for him.
>>335850323
A pretty good example is the whole supersaiyan DBZ shirt shit last event. I mean, it made me chuckle, but it didn't feel fluid at all. The events nowadays feel like they're all trying too hard to be cool and shit except for a few select people (I don't really mean Trihex, he's fine for the most part and yeah I get what you mean). Bigjon is someone that feels completely natural for example.
HOPE YOU ENJOY ZELDA, FINAL FANTASY AND MARIO FOR 8 HOURS FOR THE 12TH TIME
>>335846312
Man, that's fucking bad. I didn't know that GDQ's no-fun rules were actually this harsh. Thats some massive garbage, dude.
>>335850520
>getting to watch that nig completely embarrass himself in a mario maker competition live
>after he basically practiced nothing but mario maker
Probably one of the better parts of that event
>>335849564
Don't forget Crash 2.
Every once in a while they slip.
>>335850574
Gotta have that "LOL XD TRIHEX IS BLACK BUT HE'S A DORK JUST LIKE US" moment.
>>335850658
Actually, I will. Puwexil is a good runner and commentator. I caught some of his runs randomly on twitch last month and they weren't bad.
I don't expect anything good from sgdq this year, they've killed off one of the main reasons why these things got big anyways. In about 2 years the events will be full Normie's and people will complain about how any speed run over a half hour is too long. Look at agdq and how everyone was in the main room at the start for about 2 hours and then they whole event was sparcely populated. Girls and Normie's just show up to this thing to socialize and pretend to be contributing to a good cause.
2014 was the last good year for speed running bros ;_;
>>335834612
>actually following this garbage
>werster gone
>cosmo gone
why care
>>335844619
Try watching ESA (European Speedster Assembly), at least last year it was really good with people doing runs and having fun without all the bullshit that has ruined AGDQ/SGDQ.
>>335834612
>what is livestreamer
Not like there's much worth watching anyway though.
>you will never get to hangout in the practice room where all the runners get to enjoy the laid back early GDQ atmosphere before being sent out in front of the No-Fun Camera where they follow the script to the letter
I know one of you runfags is lurking here, sneak in an understream even though I know the Uyama Gestapo will be out brutalizing people using the hotel WiFi for non-marathon purposes.
why are fumos banned
>>335850960
why did werster get banned again
>>335837082
Just think about it for a second.
>>335851204
He stole a bunch of keycard locks to hotel rooms and posted his "collection" from the event on twitter. His ban has nothing to do with him saying "fucking niggers" on stream, especially considering he had been to GDQ's after he said that.
>>335851204
>>335851089
Because we said so you faggot bitch, now give us donation money
t. Mike Uyama
>>335839472
>>335841468
>>335851005
Don't do this, last thing I want is same thing happen to ESA that happened to GDQ. If it gets too popular then there will be sponsors etc and then it will all go to hell, as long as it stay relatively small then it will stay as fun at it has been..
>>335843306
yeah he was still "recovering" almost a year ago
he just turned the event into his personal cashcows. it's how he pays for the thousands he spends on MH
>>335851057
There were a bunch of people playing Bubsy 3D multiplayer (including Caveman) in the casual room at SGDQ last year.
>>335841468
There's a US version of ESA next month
http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/schedule
>>335845851
Why were these banned?
>>335846312
>Tfw I made the webm and I did forget
;_;
>>335846153
>>tfw you remember when they had these in shithole hotel conference rooms with wood paneling and maybe 30 people in the room
OH BABY
That was my FIRST EXPERIENCE. Its like 2011, I'm hanging out with a bunch of dudes from teamliquid in a skype call and we're dicking around talking about brood war and someone says have you seen this shit?
And its like, 25 goddamn people crammed into a Rec room with wood paneling and folding chairs SOMEWHERE. And they are playing bayonetta and they are fucking KILLING IT.
Why GDQ. Why did you have to become all about the money. It was shit I could relate to. A bunch of nerds playing games and having fun.
>>335851754
Sex toys don't belong to PG rated stream.
>>335846312
Fuck GDQ.
>>335850262
What are actual entertaining non meme runs?
>>335846312
FUCK gdq
>>335846469
I actually donated during a game I love and they said I was anonymous and edited my message before reading it on stream. After finding out how they actually use the money I was furious.
>>335844473
i hate that sarcastic fuccboi faggot. his hl2 run was awful.
2014 is still my favorite year. I couldn't bring myself to watch 2015 after seeing the webms people were posting.
I understand they're trying to pull in as many viewers as they can for money, but it's just killed the magic.
>>335852241
Animorphs isn't a meme like the Tomba run and it was still great.
Escape from Atlantis is entertaining
One man army running age of empires is still in my heart
God bless
>>335852393
It has nothing to do with pulling in viewers, if anything they know that those stupid guide lines are hurting viewer numbers. Main reasons for GDQ going to hell are:
1. Jewama making a deal with PCF that he would get a cut of the donations, but in return they would be stuck with the PCF and PCF would have huge leverage on what happens on the stream.
2. Sponsors telling them what is acceptable and what is not.
Basically Jewama and his crew got greedy and decided to ruin the whole thing for personal profit.
>>335834612
i'd like to see a real female speedrunner this time. not playing mario kart, not poorly playing a zelda game, a real one
not that i want to see a girl, i just want to see if they actually exist
>>335853095
A woman speedrunned Lester the Unlikely
>>335853350
She was actually really good at that shitty game too and the commentary was nice.
>>335853095
That L4D2 speedrun had a female runner. Too bad they were all bad at the game.
>>335852241
I think the good new runs are System Shock1, Sparkster (cant remember if its new), pokemon red glitchless (again I cant remember if this is new). They were going to have banjo tooie low% but took it out. Other than that it is mostly the same shit again. OoT is glitchless this year, which is awful.
>>335853591
Don't remind me. That "run" would have been bad as a fucking let's play, it had nothing to do with speed running.
>>335853759
Pokemon red glitchless sounds like the most boring run ever.
At least Awful Games Done Quick was good last time, right? How about that Lagoon? Isn't muddy water fucking hilarious?
>>335850527
so fucking based, my bro
>>335850527
Is Bonesaw the guy that looked like Zeke from Zombies Ate My Neighbors? That guy was pretty based.
>>335834612
I'm Australian I could never stream it in HD anyway so looks like I win again
>>335854072
I thought newmoot range banned you fucks
>>335854143
Only on some boards (like /mu/) because some aussie was spamming didgeridoo threads and only for certain ISP's
>is that you CWC
>>335850527
>>335850598
>Bonesaw moved to Japan
>It's fucking true
Also how fucking short is he? 4'10?
>>335854434
this picture doesn't help. he could be kneeling/squatting to not block the people behind him
>900,000 donations about animals
>beat up cancer xD
>>335853761
>they were bad at the game
>they were slow
>they were still using an old version of the game with bugs that had been patched out and not the standard patch for runners
that was the worst 5am run of all time and there have been some grody ones.
>>335854434
Jesus that guy looks like someone you would like to beat up with a baseball bat.
Imagine being stuck in a room with Gootecks, Bluegrass, and Rich Evans.
>>335854713
If Rich Evans is making prank calls about Girafees im in
What are some decent runners that still go to GDQ?
>>335854650
Bonesaw is autistic, of course you want to beat him up. Look at him, he thinks using a contact lens for his eye is cool.
>>335855095
>waaaah someone is having fun and I'm not.
>>335854434
>>335854650
>Decide to check Bonesaw twitter
>Find out he's actually gay
Yooooo whiteboi gay as fuck
>>335854713
as long as rich evans yells AIDS at least once i'll cope
Why do 3d women ruin everything /v/?
>>335854650
>wanting to beat up your best 90s bro
Suck an egg, nerd.
>>335855095
>That hairstyle
Someone should tell him it's 2016 and not 2001.
>>335855265
what
>>335854434
>>335854580
Bonesaw is a manlet. He's shorter than asians.
>>335855380
Women didn't ruin GDQ though. That fat asian fuck did when he got greedy and decided to take a cut of the donation money.
People still watch this shit?
>>335852313
Even worse was his dumb commentary during Gocnak's Ep2 run
>>335855632
The knitting girl is in charge of GDQ
>>335849083
I think he was a higher up doing it as a joke
>>335836882
>hey my mother died 1 minute ago from breast cancer so heres 5 dollars kill those animals
>>335855594
yes but thinking he's a midget because he's hunkered down over a foot is retarded
Is Caveman running?
What is it with germans and cancer
>That speedrunner who showed up at one GDQ, absolutely destroyed his game, and never returned
Mine is Tminator64. What is your pick /v/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo5agDyzTxM
>>335834612
No one gives a single fuck. This shit is, and always has been, fucking stupid.
>>335855265
listening to visual rock is NOT gay okay
>>335856115
>This shit is, and always has been
Spot the newfag who hasn't seen pre-2014 GDQs.
>tfw fun will never be allowed again
>>335856263
That's not a man. I refuse to believe this.
>>335834612
hd stream
for fucking oot
who gives a shit
>>335857019
what's a man anyway
>>335853853
Its interesting from a routing perspective.
>>335857371
What's a woman?
>>335857019
Adams apple
Greetings from Germany!
Long time viewer, first time donator here. My grandfather passed away recently after a long battle with cancer so what you guys are doing is awesome! I had to donate during one of my favorite games of all time. This AGDQ has been awesome and I have been losing sleep because of you guys. I love seeing my childhood being destroyed in these speedruns. Shoutouts to the runners and people who made this possible. Keep up the good work and let's kick cancer in the butt! Remember, save frames, not the animals. Everybody say HOYP!
>>335849564
how could you forget le epic coffeeman last year?
>>335837078
I actually feel more sad than shame for this kid.
Obviously he's a mistfit with 0 social experience and he was given the spotlight for a moment in his life, he just didn'T know what to do with it so he tried the hardest that anyone could ever try. At this moment, he became Prime God creator of trying hard.
That's right, he tried waaaay too hard and that's why it ended up being such a shitfest.
Stop for a moment and try to put yourself in his shoes for one second. obviously he's a kid with a few problems, but, surely, he expected this moment to be his moment of glory, he expected to be remembered as one of the greats, he wanted to be funny, likeable, charismatic, so he put EVERYTHING into the performance, but he tried so hard that it crumbled before it was even build.
Trully, a greek tragedy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0
>>335857371
A miserable little pile of secrets.
Siglemic is a f*cking hottie. Does he ever do the Games Done Quick stuff?
>my names Jurgen from Germany I want to donate $5 to my favorite runner and also to save the Yoshis
>>335857672
I think it's as simple as not considering the audience's sense of humor is not the same as his own.
>watching hellish sperg funfest greetings from germany
>not watching TASes
>>335857640
Jesus christ
>>335857776
he recently got a bad case of hax fucking money hands and now he doesnt do shit.
>>335842741
lol
>>335834612
So... how many of you are just jelly someone is better at your childhood games?
>inb4 "muh sperg cringe"
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
What games are you watchin speedboys
