BIG SMOKE
Rockstar wanted to make a game about killing niggers. To avoid a backlash they made the protagonist a nigger.
A genius move.
>>335834468
they were gonna either way fat ass number 9 large
with extra dip
>>335834584
When I play San Andreas, I pretend CJ is a white man wearing blackface and that he is an undercover policeman in a mission to get integrated into the negro ghetto clique and destroy it from within.
>>335834904
he's pretty much that after he meet's the hippie and then the FBI agent right after
>>335834904
I like that angle, but playing as a black man is far more powerful. It plays into the whole science behind the blacks being self destructive and will eventually kill out their own kind in time.
>>335834904
Hardly have to pretend considering CJ has blue eyes
>>335835141
Don't forget they do nothing but gripe about not having money, and as soon as someone gets money they're no longer 'hood'
>>335835245
Like crabs in a bucket, they'll kill the one with the money because if they can't rise above, nobody can.
>>335835245
Black ghettos are more crab bucket than actual crab buckets.
>>335835453
>>335835480
Crab mind.
With extra dip.
>>335834468
Who?
>>335836270
Melvin.
>>335834468
Downloading this now. I have never played a GTA game before, what should I expect?
>>335836553
A loss of your hard drive space in order to make room for a video game you downloaded.
>>335834468
TOMMY VERCETTI REMEMBER THE NAME
CJ was an Uncle Tom and there's strong evidence his daddy was white
>>335834468
>everyone remembers your name
>and that you were a busta
Fat CJ > all GTA protagonists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuhYVpW7pj0
>>335837015
What does it mean to actually be an uncle tom (as in not just the dictionary definition)?
Does it mean in today's context just not acting like a nigger and trying to better yourself?
How the fuck is the world ever going to get better if everyone acts like a nigger?
I'm not even trying to channel /pol/, I'm dead serious here.
>no learning = no advancement and can't even perform simple tasks
>no honesty = no security, can't even trust a bank
>everyone shoots each other at the drop of a hat = population deficit
>>335836794
I POKE MY HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER FOR ONE FREAKING SECOND AND FATE SHOVELS SHIT IN MY FACE
>>335837283
Uncle Ruckus from the Boondocks is an uncle tom. That's the best way to describe it.
>>335837283
An Uncle Tom is any black man who doesn't act like a stupid nigger these days.
>>335837213
>Unhand my blubber asshole
Lost it there
>>335834584
It was a hood movie style game. Basically Boyz in the Hood or Menace 2 Society,just as a vidya game.
>>335837358
Go get some sleep
>>335836794
Best song in Vice City coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu4VViDWHw0
>>335840854
Good thing I waited for the title to load before correcting you
>>335840854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG9_pVQaJKY
>>335840854
>in fucking plying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTenMJW04C8
>>335841734FRRRRRRRRRRRRANKS ADVENTUUUUUUUUREEEEEE
>>335837213
>Driving makes me sweat
How fat do you have to be
>>335840854
>cruising around vice city in a banshee back on the ps2
>just watching the sunset as you drive around the beach
>feeling immersed and comfy just driving with this kind of stuff on the radio
they don't make games like they used to
Don't mind me, just posting the best song in GTA V.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-BGWA9KkEc
