>LEVEL THIRTY SEVEN IN UNDEAD SETTLEMENT
Literally worse than DSP at this point
>>335831995
You do realise that he can't do any progress off camera right?
oh right you're just shitposting.
>>335831995
>LEVEL THIRTY SEVEN IN UNDEAD SETTLEMENT
What does that mean and how is it bad? I don't play souls games.
>>335832535
So?
Does that mean he should just level up to lvl 999?
>>335833209
I've beaten this game and I don't know what it means.
>>335831995
Why do you care so much
>>335833209
It means he violated the Souls orthodoxy in some way and he needs to "git gud xd"
Give one good reason why enemies shouldn't scale to your level.
>>335833432
Soulsbabbies would complain that the game is too hard
>>335833432
Because it defeats the point of leveling up. Why should I bother trying to improve my stats if all the enemies will just become as strong as I am.
why do you expect anything else watching a group of youtube faggots who only have to be mildly entertaining personalities to keep your attention and make money? they don't need to be good at or even care about video games to cater to your loneliness.
>>335833270
Why is your anus so puckered at the idea that he's entertaining himself offscreen with one of his favorite series?
>>335833209
It's like grinding to level 40 in the first area of any JRPG.
Imagine having your whole party at nearly level 40 before leaving Midgar in FF7
>Paying attention to your level in a Soul's game
>>335833987
>Going above the Meta
>>335833893
oh, so overleveling then.
>>335833423
why do you?
>still watching 2bfp
Why?
So far its just like ds2 and bloodborne. Pat says some stupid shit he has no idea what hes talking about, but claims hes right. All the while being a complete shitter (hes another straight sword (katana really) + shield using faggot, aka the ultra easy mode of ds3) and acting superior to everyone else as if hes the "expert" when hes just another numbnut.
>He just walks past the Cloranthy Ring
>It's right fucking there and he didn't see it.
I don't really mind casuls or ignorance like most Souls fans, but holy fuck this really makes me cringe.
>>335835439
>there's 3 people there
>they all miss it
>too busy making shitty "jokes"
The only reason I'm still subscribed is for the notifications when they put up the podcast, which I only listen to at work when I run out of podcasts.
>>335834071
>PVPing in a souls game
I seriously hope you guys do not do this
is level 42 depraved after fedora abyss casul?
So?
I don't know why you fly into an autistic rage because he's over leveled or watched footage before hand
Are they supposed to play every single game blind and never level up
I dropped this lp hard.
>matt being annoying as fuck
>pat clearly knowing way more about the game already (japanese version streams) and acting like he didn't spoil a whole load of shit
>overlevelling in the souls game with the easiest early game of the whole series
>dex fag meaning the game is going to be even more of a cakeroll.
>>335837047
you watched it though
>>335837259
who the fuck cares, play the game faggot
>>335837259
Abyss Watchers are recommended between SL 30-40.
>>335837534
Nope, watched the first few, I'm done.
It's Pat squealing like a fag and Woolie and Simpsons Fartgas making shitty jokes as often as they can fucking breathe.
>>335837890OH BOY
I'd like this LP a lot more if it didn't have Matt in it.
Woolie and Pat can handle the bantz by themselves. Matt just talks about dead cops and other unrelated shit.
>>335838365
Matt's just in it for the views.
Dark Souls is much more popular on their channel than Punisher, Deus Ex and Zelda.
>>335833607
The difference between a 19 and 20 int is the you can equip magic missile.
Why do you people hate fun things so much? I understand where >>335835439 is coming from but calm down if you dont like it never watch,
>>335838795
>Matt and Woolie have shoe horned their way into all content and Woolie is exclusively playing all games they are streaming
Small wonder they aren't completely dead in popularity yet
>>335839703
Because /v/'s opinions are never and will never be the majority or so much as a blip on radar.
>grinded 100k souls in the High Wall, and very clearly spoiled himself on mechanics and gear
And I'm done. Already unsubbed a while back, but this LP started out a lot better, though still not great, than the last two Fromsoft LPs.
>>335833209
It means that he can survive 1 more hit than most other players.
>>335839932
Watch Epic Name Bro's LP. He went out of his way to filter his exposure to the internet in order to avoid spoilers. Now he's doing a completely blind run.
It's interesting watching him play, because he thinks about every little detail. Which, funnily enough, is paying off. He's actually developing some ideas about the lore that makes sense.
He even almost spotted Anor Londo in a vista. Looked right at it, but thought nothing of it. I can't wait to see his reaction when he witnesses it. But knowing him, he will figure it is coming ahead of time.
>>335834071
how I'm suppouse to know what the meta is? never played a souls game before and got this one for freehavent found anything really challenging, or Im suppouse to speed run this?
>>335839932
I don't know if you're one of those types of people taht complains about LPers as if they were your friends, then goes back to them and continuously complains. but if you're actually serious, watch ENBs LP. It has way less comedy and is much slower paced personality wise, but he loves souls games. He stops and takes everything in, speculates, reads items, isn't abrasive like pat is. Knows his lore, knows what he's talking about and is overall just much more competent.
However if you want comedy i'd look elsewhere, not that 2bf is very funny to begin with.
only LP i saw was SSoCHP or however fuck you spell it
he's actually good at the game
>>335837047
what are you guys talking about? they haven't even gotten to that area yet.
>>335831995
"I'm not going to go on ahead on a separate file and spoil the game for myself. I've learned to control that."
>goes and farms souls to level up and buy shit.
Well perhaps he didn't go on ahead, but ffs play the game and level up on video or at least fast forward through that shit like you did in Chrono Trigger.
>>335841086
>>335840468
I'm already familiar with ENB, I've just hit a point where I don't give the slightest shit about lore in the Souls series, and the constant dick riding over it really dampens a lot of LPs of the series now. There's a lot of interesting shit in the games, but the Vaati-inspired bullshit of just making up shit and pushing that as a sort of canon is really fucking dumb.
>>335841376
ah, yeah. Sorry not sure what to recommend then. There seems to be a disparity between the quality of peoples play in these videos. You either get incompetent retards that go fast and skip stuff like 2bf, or slow paced autists that take everything in like enb and vaati, it seems
I don't really watch LPs enough to recommend anything else tho, sry anon.
>>335837228
>paying $60 for a short linear game
pvp is the only lasting appeal
>>335842072
>Dark Souls III
>short and linear
What?
It's much longer and more open ended than 99% of todays garbage games.
>>335831995
>levels up to lvl 37 before he's even out of the 2nd level in the game
how fucking long would it even take to get 100K souls in the Undead fucking settlement? jesus christ those guys only drop, like 100 souls a piece. that's mind blowing
how is Pat so bad at these games? hasn't he supposedly cleared them all, multiple times?
>>335842015
there is nothing wrong with taking it slow when playing a souls game, that's how they're meant to be played in the first place
>>335844321
I put down a sign for Vordt a few times myself, and he only gives like 2k with the Silver Serpent ring.
>>335844454
it's at least 10 hours of grinding, goddamn pat
>>335842072
>>>your Xbox, cunt
>>335844412
To bad that is not the feedback 2bfp is getting.
>>335845745
2bfp fanbase is retarded, news at 11
>>335844412
I'd say that about a lot of Let's Plays even if they aren't Souls. I sure as fuck don't wanna watch someone who doesn't care about what's happening or that his terrible gameplay is slowing things to a dull crawl.
I'm Lv.62 in Irithyll, is that bad?
I'm also grinding because I want to be able to use the Curse Ward Greatshield, while being under 70% weight.
>Woolie is basically refusing to play Dark Souls 1 and then complains when he's in the dark about something
>>335846086
Play however you want, who gives a shit.
>>335846130
>Matt is in the playthrough because he thought the worker enemies looked like people from BB
Can't say no to the big boss man
>>335846617
Pat literally asked Matt to, though, he liked the trio in the BB DLC.
I'm actually ok with Matt there, I just wish they talked more about the lore of the game.
>That KOF XIV talk on the podcast
I want to drop these fucking idiots so bad, they're such a bunch of uninformed morons but every goddamn time I'm about to do it they make something pretty funny and I stay in.
They could really help XIV but they're turning off a substantial potential fanbase with their stupid PS2 meme and lack of information about the FUCKING GAMEPLAY.
>>335846857
Well Pat's a fucking idiot.
>I've already got one guy who doesn't know shit about the series tagging along, why not make it two?
And seriously, Matt doesn't know ANYTHING about the Souls games' lore and Woolie only knows like half of DeS and DaS2.
>>335846857
>wanting to hear Pat talk about his "understanding" of lore
just fuck my shit up, senpai
>>335847115
I saw their kof 98 video. I don't think you need to even be at an intermediate level to show off a fighting game, but you should be familiar with its mechanics. None of them really looked like they were playing kof at all. Kind of a shame really, i thought they were fans of the series.
>>335845745
Thing is 2bf is retarded about being slow. They go in circles endlessly, because they aren't paying attention and trying to ram the same 5 simpsons jokes down your throat. There's a difference between ENB slowly progressing down a corridor as he speculates and pat running down the same corridor for the 3rd time because he wants to chime in on matt making unfunny jokes.
With that being said, I also choose not to watch 2bf anymore for that reason instead of endlessly complain about it, they do this every LP, it's not gonna change, it's who they are.
>>335847486
The Yata video breaks my heart
>>335847908
>yata video
got a link?
>>335840689
just have fun and do what you want, the game is not as hard as people say, it just doesn't hold your hand all the time.
>>335847115
I bailed on the podcast a little after episode 50. If you have even passing knowledge about the shit they're "fans" of, it becomes fucking irritating to listen to. They just bandwagon without even trying to learn anything about the things they talk about. I'm fucking amazed that Fisticuffs still hasn't shown their fanbase just how much they've been talking out of their asses. It's fucking painful to watch if you have any understanding of fighting game fundamentals.
>>335848705
>their Ultimax video
>their Jojo video
>>335848705
>Pat needed 10 MINUTES to consistently hit Ryu's links in the SFV beta
This level of incompetence is truely astounding.
>Managed to go on a 24 game Nash streak after this
>>335837228
>you should play how I want it
Both you and and pvper who says the game is only for pvp are idiots
The more videos they can pump out, the more ad revenue they get.
Being terrible at video games is advantageous if you're getting paid to play them.
>Going above level 1 for any reason other than getting the dark ending
>Upgrading your estus
>Upgrading your weapon
>Summoning
>Using a shield
>Using Parry
>Rolling
You all disgust me.
>>335848705
Dude, TBF fans are the most zealous followers of a Youtube channel I have ever encountered. Matt could personally shit on one of their lawns and they'd call him a hero. They will never let these guys fall into obscurity.
>>335849814
It's baffling. I could somewhat understand it if they actually tried to improve, but they consistently have audio and video issues years after they started the channel.
>>335837890
>Pat squealing like a fag
What the fuck is the deal with that. The motherfucker is nearing thirty but acting like anime tier highschool kids.
>>335850228
The thing that baffles me is WHAT he squeals over.
>they find a shortcut
>DUDE GUYS HOLY SHIT JESUS CHRIST ITS A SHORTCUT
>>335835439
Eh, the Cloranthy Ring is shit in DaS3 anyway.
>>335835439
>>335837047
You dickless faggots ever do an LP or anything entertaining? I fill in at a radio station and trying to do things while also talking constantly is harder than you think. Imagine playing a game blind while also constantly talking and monitoring your recording setup.
Wonder why Matt took a shot at Razorfist in that new Dark Souls video.
>>335849683
>Using a weapon at all
Oh my god get out of my face you babby scum.
>>335834071
>following Souls meta
the most cancerous part of Souls series.
It's like all the LoL types latched on and infected it with their shitgarbage.
>>335851329
The only part of the meta you should pay attention to is the level everyone agrees on for pvp.
>>335850228
The dude is excited. Is it that hard for you autistic pricks to understand some one being excited and having fun?
At least it's not as bad as Germanspys LP, he literally only cries about how the comment section is mean to him and refuses to level up dex even 1 point because he wants to min max
>>335851584
>Sees a ladder
>AHHHHAGGGGGH DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? AAAAAH AAAHHH OH MY GOOOD AHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE LADDER FROM DARK SOULS 1 AHHHHHH
>all these people dumping all estus into HP and then complaining that Weapon Arts are useless because they run out of mana.
I've never needed more than 5 estus in Dark Souls 1 and this is no different.
>>335850494
He's had Miyazaki's dick in his mouth since the Bloodborne LP
>Dude, this game opens to the first lamp! This is the pinnacle if game design!
I don't particularly care that they grinded shit out. Really. Compared to Bloodborne they are going at a pretty nice pace so far. Matt thankfully isn't that bad and we got some nice bits like Pats character becoming black from monster blood and Wooliejoking on him about it (also Pat constantly making fun of Woolie's playthrough of BB is pretty great). Time will tell though as they get farther on and the enemies become way more aggressive.
Does Pat even play the games after the LPs are done? You barely hear him talk about it compared other games, yet he knows fucking everything. Or does he just read through the guide and watches Vaati vids all day?
>>335851870
yeah. as a mage, I go 5 estus- 10 ash, honestly with the broken rolling ring I barely get hit.
>>335852223
>he knows fucking everything about souls
ha
>>335850228
>nearing thirty
he turned 30 last week
>>335852320
Well, you know what i mean. No pun intended. He can tell you everything about the games, but it's wrong 90% of the time
It's like you forgot he did the same thing in The Old Hunters.
>have to kill nameless' King's dragon each time you die
>fucker kills me in two hits
Yeah I mad
>>335840468
He's going to fuck up every single Questline, I can already see it.
> He gave the Deep Braile Divine Tome to the nun, AND he's leveling Faith to use Miricles AND he expressed interest in Deep Protection.
> He is almost certainly going to join Rosaria's fingers (if he finds them) which makes Sirris hate you.
> Yoel is already dead and he never leveled up (he hasn't actually seen Yoels corpse yet, despite visiting Firelink 5+ times since he died).
Seigward's quest *could* work out for him, if he finds the well and doesn't accidentally go into Ithryll Dungeon before the Kitchen. Same with Greirat.
>>335853792
better than dying in one hit
it's nearly driven me insane, but I've done all bosses up to banjo and kazooie and memeless king with no armor, no shield, minimum vgr
lorian's giving me issue from the fact that I barely have time to hit him with a zweihander before he teleports again
>>335854034
What armor has good lightining resist?
>>335851523
and then ignore that and keep aiming for that mythical 700
>Pat acts like a pretentious cunt about a games deep meaning
>because he took a worthless major
youre all getting mad about a bunch of nerds fucking around and having fun. get over yourseelves
>>335854776
>So I grinded 100k souls
How the actual fuck is that even possible?
>>335855317
he said he did pvp / was summoned for bort a lot
>>335855317
12+ hours of free time
>>335855519
but bort gives barely any souls and I doubt Pat is good enough to succeed in many pvp fights
>>335846130
They won't let him play it because DS1 is a break the glass in case of emergency LP they're keeping around.
>>335855317
He said on the podcast that he did so much co-op he got 40 Sunlight Medals
>>335855692
There are a lot of bumblers out there and Pat could've just summoned his own personal ganksquad.
I beat the game at like 90
So hes over 1/3 in the first area of the game
>>335831995
>Get souls without grinding
>Use available souls for levels
>Level 35+ during Undead Settlement
I mean... Anon, that's just how the game goes.
>>335855317
Getting Medals and letting yourself being summoned a bunch of times gets you there pretty quickly, if he's not allowed to progress in the game then why not do a bunch of Coop, it's fun.
I'm glad I've just been watching ENB's LP and not theirs.
>>335856470
did he reach Anor Londo yet?
>>335848705
I don't know what gaming podcasts you guys are listening to, because between BUY OUR MERCH with Mega64 and Giant Bomb Presents: Middle aged men dealing with depression, they're pretty much the best gaming podcast by a mile. They're surface level on most things, but at least they know SOME stuff like actual fans of gaming would and the not-video games discussion isn't as bad as others. They're also seemingly the only motherfuckers who actually play and enjoy Japanese games and talk about them in ways other than how they are shit and/or problematic.
I tried listening to easy allies last week since so many people on /v/ circlejerk over it, but between 90% of the discussion being about pixel indie shit and the rest being about how censorship is totally cool and headdresses are racist and UGH GOOBERBABBERS UGH are so dumb for giving it low review scores, I don't think I'll be going back there.
Couldn't he just use his souls to buy trash like arrows and bones?
>>335856510
He's in the cathedral, It's gonna be a bit before he even gets there.
>>335851798
Fucking ladders
No matter how many times I die I still instinctively hit roll to slide down them.
Why the fuck can't Pat take it easy. Does he have ADHD or something?
Couldn't he go play XIV or something instead of grinding Souls for 5 hours?
>>335833432
>wanting Dark Souls to be Final Fantasy VIII
cuck yourself
>>335831995
>tfw lv802
>>335833209
Not much really. Levels in souls don't matter too much if you don't really know what you're doing. And even then the effect isn't that huge.
>>335853942
He's already in the Cathedral and he missed the well. Don't blame him, it's easily missable.
>>335856850
Did you watch their Old Hunters videos?
Pat basically just facetanked the entire DLC except for the final boss
>>335855317
You underestimate Pat
He farmed like 60 level in BB
>>335856906
I have no idea who these people are.
>>335856470
I watched the first 10 minutes of their LP and then started skipping to see the bossfights. ENBs LP is pretty good so far, a little weird how much trouble he has with certain bosses and how much he misses sometimes, but that's fine. Better than Spys run who just complains about everything and the comments and makes 1 step of progress every episode, i think i might drop that one
>>335857156
I think the only thing that's really weird to me is that I noticed he has trouble walking around in a 3d space. I'm starting to think dudes over a certain age who started playing 2d games can't handle 3d.
>>335833607
Leveling isn't about becoming stronger than everything else, it's about having more options for your gameplay.
>>335857156
spy's run is fucking horrible.
he's like an impatient child who gets pissy everytime something isn't immediately obvious to him. the commentors were trying to get him to change his attitude and he just lashed out, blaming them for all his problems.
>>335857156
Why the hell would you ever watch a (fake) german spy?
>>335850573
I've taken it off only once.
ND PUT IT BACK ON
>>335857712
His DeS and DS1 LPs are alright, but he should never play a game blind again if he can't hadle any criticism and plays like a retard
>>335852223
He's completed each of them more than once.
>>335840468
>He's in Crucifiction Woods
>Slaps around Crystal Sage and moves on
>Figure he'd miss the magic tutor
>He decides to go back and re-explore the area for items he saw but couldn't get to
>Later he summons for Abyss Watchers for MUH LORE
>Realizes he spoiled a great fight and does a new character just to give the audience a proper battle
He's not perfect, but I like him for it. He doesn't try to be, you know?
I can't wait for him to get to Deacons of the Deep.
>>335857156
>Spy
>Can't figure out how to attack Dragon safely
>Never notices the significant safezone below the head
>Complains Lothric Knights are OP and have infinite stamina
>They don't/can't attack infinitelt
>You can R1 them into with any weapon until they die without doing jack shit to you
>Completely misses the fall onto Firekeeper gear multiple times
>Is upset at Fromsoft
>Doesn't just heal when he finally gets the outfit
>Dies
>"I guess you HAVE to die to get it"
My first time watching Spy's videos, man he is surprisingly rough at the game and figuring things out, I don't expect pro gameplay per say, but basic things are weirdly tough for him.
ENB seems okay though.
>>335858168
Have you heard the bit from Plague's stream where Pat and Plague bully the shit out of him because he unironically wears a fedora?"It's actually a trilby"
Laugher intensifies
>>335858342
I like him for "Advice" on the Demon's Souls stream but yeah he can make it hard to not find him a little annoying.
>>335831995
I don't really care.
They aren't trying to be pros, and they acknowledge that they are bad at the game.
I really don't see an issue. Sure they are the level I went into the Boreal Valley with, but it doesn't really matter.
>THIS many people openly admitting they watch LPs
Play some video games you turbo autists
>>335858168
Him trying to get the firekeeper set was too much, all he had to do is walk forward. He played 10+k hours of souls and is not a bad Souls player, but for some reason he plays like a literal retard in this one
>>335858342
Also the six(?) katanas he has on his wall
>>335856470
I have a lot of respect for ENB and his opinions and skill in DeS and DaS1, but holy fuck watching him crawl through DS3 trying to piece everything together is eye gougingly boring. I'm close to dropping his LP entirely and coming back in 2 years when he knows everything and has mastered the mechanics.
>>335858672
I do
I don't watch the LPs, it's just background noise when i do other shit or do PVP/Coop
>>335858662
This. My only complaint so far is no one paying enough attention to notice a goddamn glowing box with the ring in it.
They get into the habbit of quickscanning an area with the camera spinning around and are just like "Oh well I guess that's it"
>>335858672
I listen in on LP's while I play games. I basically just treat them like podcasts.
>>335858672
I watch LPs at work nigger. It's tough to pass the time when they don't pay attention to what you do and pay you well for ~1 hour of work each day.
>>335858751
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.
>>335858751
I actually like him taking his time, people that rush through stuff in Souls end up missing shit.
>>335858751
Pretty much
>>335858965
I only rush after I know the location of pretty much everything. My first playthrough is always slow and methodical as shit.
>>335858751
I don't mind the slowness since I already beat it.
I've also noticed I missed some shit, like the sorc npc.
>>335858672
You browse /v/, that's not any better
Guys is sl 41 too high to get summoned for Abyss Watchers?
Now that I think about it, what's so bad about taking the time to grind and level up when something's giving you trouble?
>>335859230
Discussing video games expands upon the experience of playing a game.
Watching a game replaces the experience of playing it. See the difference, retard?
>>335859368
Possibly, I get summoned constantly for Abyss Watchers, Blue Sentinels and Crystal Sage at level 20.
>>335859398
The point of these games is to be a challenge. Why play a game whose fun is entirely derived from challenge if you're just going to remove the challenge?
>they went Dex build
>meme katana
>not levelling strength to 24 for butchers knife
> then put other points in vigor,endurance and maybe a but of vitality
I know butchers knife is probably a meme weapon too but that strength scaling is too good to pass up.
I don't know how he did that much levelling. i just left the settlement and I'm only lvl 28
My buddy who is not very good at the game told me he was 100 in the first swamp area. I literally do not understand.
He wants to play the game but he can't progress off camera. All he can do is grind. Give him a break.
>>335859617
Jolly cooperation
>>335859696
True, I like to help people out.
But I also spent the money on that tower key instead of using it to level up
>>335859590
>Man I kinda want to use the battleaxe
>Maybe use the Butcher Knife as an off-weapon
>It's now my main weapon
>I dressed like a madman and only invade as a mad phantom
What happened.
>>335859658
That can't be true, the leveling cost is like DS1, which is about more than twice of the leveling cost in DS2.
Getting to 100 involved Going through 90% of DS1 + Grinding on top of that.
>>335834881
Katanas are no where near as good as straight swords in ds3 for pve they swing way too slow. There's a reason why speedruns for the game mostly use straight swords and the estoc.
>>335859490
You're not doing either right now, so why waste your time here?
>>335834071
the meta only matters if you're going to do pvp, and for the purpose of their playthrough they're not.
>>335835439
Cloranthy ring is good but I switched it out for ring of favour. My rings are life ring,ring of favour, estus ring and havels ring. I also have 40 vig, 30 endurance and 40 strength so my stats are fucking ridiculous with all these rings.
>>335859398
I don't even care at this point, but in Pats case he didn't even try. Same with BB he died like two times and then grinded 70+ level
>>335838795
>Matt's just in it for the views.
No he's in it because for whatever reason, he worked as a third wheel in the Bloodborne DLC. Not so much here.
>>335859793
The butcher knife is too god mein negroid. It is ridiculous with 40 strength and reinforced +10
>>335851329
It's literally just so that you can connect and play with other people. Stop being so assblasted about it.
>>335838795
Which is a shame because I actually really like the Punisher playthrough.
>>335842072
It's a decent length if you take your time and thoroughly explore. It also clearly has good replay value, in the variety of equipment and builds/ways to approach bosses/NG+, etc.. PVP is fun as an occasional extra challenge (its original intention), but anything else beyond that is pure autistim.
>>335850608
>Sit on mumble and play games shootin' bants and talking shit with the lads LITERALLY all day.
>Never fuck up this bad.
Maybe you're just shit?!
>>335834071
>i only do things to impress people in an online video game
>>335853942
Wait Deep Protection is a Dark Miracle?
FUCK
>>335860173
I can honestly see myself coming back to 3 less than I did to 2, and I really didn't like that game. Gear and spells are just too fucking heavily backloaded, especially for how linear 3 is.
>>335859793
The second i saw the Butcher Knife i knew that would be my weapon for the first playthrough, loved it in DeS.
Great Machete is close second
>>335860060
>Doesn't have attention span for Souls
>Plays Bloodborne because "Mah Cthulhu tho"
>Doesn't finish it or even really get close
>It's clear he's just playing it for Lovecraft
>Makes a Video all about Bloodborne and why he likes it
It made him just look like a massive attention seeking poser, it's fine to like Lovecraft stuff but he was really trying too hard.
And simply unable to just admit they aren't his thing but wanted to seem like a cool guy for trying.
>>335859550
I'm getting summoned now. It was taking forever before but now it only takes about a minute.
I want to do this fight forever.
>>335855317
how quickly ye forget the final fantasy mmo shill video.
>>335860361
>saying 2 is better than 3
>ever going back to 2 after 3
>no
Fag detected.
>>335859684
He could use the souls for shit like arrows or homeward bones instead of overleveling himself
>TWO episodes of Woolie vs Reboot put up today
>first part has Mike Zero Dude with Woolie
oh jesus
>>335860590
He never said he'd go back you retard nor did he say 2 is better
>>335860373
I love the butcher knife so much. I never found it in DES.
>>335860649
>The new podcast has ANOTHER guest no one cares about
>The guy is literally at Matt's place, but they didn't bring him in for the actual podcast
why?
Blind LPs are garbage.
The only blind thing that is good is waifus
>>335858751
>Slow as shit playthrough filled with wild speculation
>Clearly isn't sure if he likes or hates the call backs
>Is putting a tremendous amount of faith into the game that all the cheap throwbacks actually mean something
Man is he going to be disappointed he gave up all that money to go in blind.
>>335860690
The implication was there.
>>335860716
my nig
>>335860708
At least he hardly said anything.
SERIOUSLY? Another DS3 thread?! Come on, guys, this game isn't that great. You know there are other games out right now, right?
>>335831995
>Average level of 37 is right before Irryithril valley
This faggot is going to be 30 levels over most of the content all the way up until the end.
>I didn't want to spoil the game for myself!
By spoiling the gameplay by removing all challenge. Besides this fuck has seen everything the game has to offer, he does that retarded WHOOAAAAOHA, I DON'T LIKE THIS!!!! when walking into an ambush room he's never been in.
>>335860931
Fuck off, Greg.
>Pat on DS2
>MAN THIS GAME HAS TOO MANY REFERENCES WHY ISNT IT ITS OWN GAME
>Pat on DS3
>HOLY SHIT ALL THESE REFERENCES ARE SO COOL THIS GAME IS THE BEST
>>335856916
Once you can access Mergo's loft you can farm like crazy so that isn't hard.
>>335860991
Typical Miyazakidrone
>>335860991
the power of miyazaki dick sucking
>>335860649
>I've literally seen mike get upset in community SBF threads and cry that he thinks they hate him and get depressed that he isn't noticed more
>He hides this pathetic bullshit and does it where they aren't likely to see it
>He's become friends with Woolie somehow
Mike seems like an untrustworthy piece of shit
>>335860980
Not my fault you have terrible tastes. Just telling it how it is. Sorry, not sorry.
>>335860991
Pat can't form his own opinion. DS2 he just parroted that gay youtuber
>>335860991
>>335861082
It really is silly how all it takes is a PR move that positions Miyazaki as the lead is all it takes for people to ignore the massive flaws of a game. Hell in prior interviews to DS3's release they flat out admitted that he joined the project when it was over halfway done. Its fucking sad.
>tfw invaded by aldrich faithful when I have half health and no estus
>Still win
wew lad
>>335861129
>That faggot slimes his way into their streams
I instantly closed it when I saw they had their fucking REDDIT MOD on stream
>>335834071
There are still 3 meta's in Dark Souls 2. I'm not going to participate in a meta if it is anything like Dark Souls 2 again.
Months of bickering while some streamers forced level 125 because it allowed them to make their hex builds absurdly overpowered compared to everybody else.
>>335861224
I'm okay with them becoming friends with people who seem cool but seeing how some of those people behave when not being noticed by the guys is fucking disgusting.
>>335861361
Diepod for stream
>>335861361
The mike guy is an asshole.
He spends 90% of his time attention whoring on their reddit page
rest he spends attention whoring on their streams
>>335860708
but wasn't he in the podcast preview vid?
>>335861506
Yes. But in the actual podcast he's doing it over skype i'm pretty sure?
>Not watching based Aris' playthroughs
Most entertaining souls player out there
>>335856903
No, he saw the well. Even looked at it and joked "Well, what it is it?".
The problem is that Seigward doesn't appear in it until all the doors have been opened (which is really shitty design). Hopefully ENB stumbles across it, because completing Seigwards quest is one of the coolest parts of the game and turns Yhorms fight from a shitty gimmick rehash into something cool.
>>335861447
>>335861361
He's that guy who wants to be the 5th friend, its really gross that its a thing even. I guess all you have to do is dicksuck them for a couple years straight and live in Canada to get involved.
>Find sorcerer trainer lying on the ground
>he screams out something along the lines of "I WISH I WAS DEAD"
>I hit him, attempting to help him through this time of need
>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STOP!"
>>335861624
If anything I'd rather have Billy be the 5th. He's pretty funny on streams and always manages to make Woolie mad as fuck
>>335861129
>He's become friends with Woolie somehow
I think he lives in town, that's why
>>335861564
I thought it was just because they only had 4 good mics since he has a hand mic in the video
>>335861747
Ah, that makes more sense. I just assumed he was on skype because of the different mic quality
>>335831995
>mfw Pat ran right past the chest with the Astora Straight Sword in it
>also ran past the path with the dart shooting guys
>>335858672
I do both at the same time so I'm double better at video games, you bastard.
>>335861689
Woolie's complete and utter anal meltdown over getting shit on by Armor Spider while Pat and Billy also shit on him for being so bad is one of the funniest things from their streams so far
Runner up is everyone calling Woolie a fucking moron for thinking crab tastes like nothing
>>335861447
>>335861624
The fanbase is pretty disgusting in general, there are a few people that genuinely tell the Zaibatsu the honest truth to help them improve but 90% of the time the rest of the fanbase will hate that behavior and then return to being up their own asses, there's a SBFfan podcast now, I haven't heard it but I can only imagine the cringe.
>>335861738
I honestly wonder if that fuck moved to Canada to do this. Everything is just too coincidental, posts their videos the instant they upload, starts a billion threads all praising them. Eventually becomes mod because he has no life besides what they do, dicksuck overload for a few years and OH WOW, WEIRD HOW I LIVE RIGHT DOWN THE STREET!
>>335860781
No, it's not. 3 is easily a better game, but the way the game is structured is pretty shit for replayability. 2 just bothers me for a multitude of reasons, but I still had a good number of options right from the start without having to play through 80% of the game to get anything. 2 is easily my least favorite in the series, but I can still see myself putting less time into 3 as it currently is.
>>335861923
Or you know, he was made their reddit mod in the first place because Woolie already knew him
>>335861923
I'm pretty sure he's from Montreal. He went to the movies with Woolie one time when none of the others wanted to go with him. Can't remember when it was, I just remember Woolie mentioning that the mike guy messaged him about it
>>335861908
I'll admit I went toLedditduring the BB LP and was one of the few that called Pat out on spoiling everything and how he lied about it. I got absolutely shitblasted with downvotes and told that I was an asshole pat would never do that, then it came out that he saw literally everything and was lying.
>>335861895
I wonder if they even continue DeS. Woolie doesn't seem to have too much fun, Matt is always bored and drunk anyway and Woolie pretty much gives up after 2 or 3 deaths. And the invasions are only fun the first time espcially since they already know all the stupid troll builds and Woolie will just quit even more often
>>335844069
How is it open ended
there are like three short branches in the corridor that is the game and one of them is mandatory
>>335833432
>Give one good reason why enemies shouldn't scale to your level.
Borderlands 2
>>335862090
Go back there please
>>335862098
They don't, the last few streams have been everything but DeS after that night of shitblasting.
>>335862037
That's why I said it was a theory, he didn't know them before the reddit thing, he was one of the guys that went to every con they've gone to and got to know them that way.
>>335831995
Who?
>>335862090
The Vessel and YT comments aren't any different. They weren't that bad back when they played DS2, but now you're literally not allowed to say anything but high praise
>>335861681I did the same thing. I feel like such a retard
>>335862247
Vessel has comments? I never noticed that.
>>335862204
He's a stalker-type.
Before he made a bot to do it, he would literally post video release on the reddit within seconds of it coming up on youtube
>there are people who enjoyed the FFX playthrough
>it's somehow still not "done"
>>335862294
Scrolled down for the first episode on YT and Vessel and suddenly remembered why i usually never do that and should never do it again. You're not even allowed to say shit like "Oh it would've been nice if he hadn't missed this or that" unless you want 20 comments hating on you
>>335862341
I enjoyed seeing Woolie's first time reactions.
and I'm guessing the extra stuff will be the Omega dungeon
>>335862247
I glanced at the comments for the last few episodes of FFX and half the comments are calling them morons for not understanding anything at the end of the game.
>>335862467
>Implying it's not X-2
>Pat's gf paid to cuck herself
I guess it's just making things even.
>>335862341
Dropped it at Ep 2 and from what i've heard it only gets worse, but of course the fanbase eats it up because of the ebin memes and the fact that they ignore the whole story and fail all the time which is so funny in the eyes of the fanbase
>>335862247
They've fully gone off the deep end as well, last time Woolie was here he had the balls to say Reddit is neutral towards them, what a fucking joke.
Vessel makes sense though as to why its a hugbox, you are literally paying them to watch videos on an advanced schedule.
>>335862467
That was fine and dandy until Matt started forcefeeding opinions on him, and Woolie has absolutely no opinion for himself. I tuned out fairly early and tuned back in for the "final" to only see they missed the entire point of the game and were too busy with their heads up their asses to pay attention to the game.
>>335862590
IMMATURE GAME
>>335862552
Their commentary as devolved into making a meme per playthrough, Racist Wakka, and now Lucky ted for DS3.
>>335862590
I skip through the shit on vessel but i'm not paying for it, the episodes are just available a day earlier usually
>>335862519
Maybe. That game is way harder than X unless you know how to cheese the fuck out of it since levels aren't the big factor, so Matt would probably get crushed there.
