AVE, FILTHY PROFLIGATES
I AM DECIMUS LUCIUS VERMILLIUS, AND THIS BOARD IS NOW UNDER THE RULE OF MIGHTY ROME
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no competition
>it was all real
I have taken your eagle you faggot. Fuck off and go fuck your sacred chickens.
Attila is great, it's a shame Rome gets so rekt though
>Rome thread
Aw hell yeah my fellow patricians
>>335812347
>Rome gets rekt
nah m8
Anyone got the Total War Pontus?
>>335809698
this!!!
Roma Invicta!!!
>>335814304
AVE CAESAR!!
I like Rome 2 now that it's fixed
>>335814482
Me too
>>335814482Me too
>tfw Rome wasn't a faction in Age of Mythology
Based Atlantis was Rome tier 2
>tfw you will never be a patrician laughing at slaves fighthing to the death for your amusement
I heard Rome 2 is good now, that true?
>>335814482
Rome 2 isn't nowhere even fixed
>>335809595
Does New Vegas? Otherwise I got nothing.
>>335815136
yes especially with DEI
>>335815185
it's good
>>335815285
Not really. I tried replaying it recently and I still disliked it.
>>335815448
yeah that shit is ridiculous. that's why you have to have the faster battles submod. fucking autists who want to watch 1hour battles with zero casualties
>>335812894
>mfw some profligate provincial calls himself a patrician
I bet you never even seen combat
>>335815136
rome 2 is fine now. The AI is still a little bit stupid, but the AI is kinda stupid in all TW games.
>>335815617
Caligula a shit. Who /Tiberius/ here?
>>335815448
Nice try but that webm is with DEI, which is notorious for making battles ridiculously long.
>>335809595
Sup Consul
Grand Ages: Rome wasn't half bad
>>335815673
>Attack army that's in a fortified stance
>It has reinforcements
>They sally forth
>Run my army into the now empty fortification
>Pokemen do their work
AI is stupid
Anyone played Hegemony 3 or Alea Jacta Est? been waiting for them to go on sale but not sure if they're any good.
>>335809595
EUROPA BARBARORUM
Best mods for the first Rome, if any?
>>335809595
'Valete' would've been a better choice tbqh amice.
>>335810094
Do you feel it too?
>>335816134
>Jacta
On April 19th, I made bread.
>>335816523
It's the name of the game, not getting into consonant vs. vocalic I here. If you have any legitimate criticisms or commentary feel free to enlighten me.
lol
is that like the legion in new vegas?
>>335809698
Postan its equals I
>>335816990
Postan its equals II
>>335809595
>At amphitheater to take in latest poetry
>The subject is Caesar's latest conquests in Gaul.
>the minstrels start playing "Quia non est mihi."
>faciem autem meam non
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_JVaMuZZBQ
>>335809595
>U
What is this strange letter, profligate?
>>335816134
>Jacta
>>335816727
Whether it's the name of the game or not, it's fucking dumb.
That's my commentary, and it's pretty legitimate.
>being roman
lol
Hey Roman guess whatYear of the five emperors
t.brittania
>>335817249
Still not particularly impressive in comparison to the far earlier Persian empire.
>>335817289
It was more like the year of 3 emperors and these two other assholes.
Ayy yoo where all the Roman woman at
>>335817289
>I'll build a great wall - and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me - and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great wall on our Northern border, and I will make the Celts pay for that wall. Mark my words.
t. Emperor Hadrian
>>335817876
Caesar's bedroom.
>>335817117
Should be
>facies mea cum
'my face' is the subject and feminine, regardless of your gender, and autem is better translated as 'however','but', 'yet' etc.
>>335817249
PURGE THIS
Hadrian bros, ww@?
>>335817876
>gauled.com
>>335818045
>when you so great you make your trap waifu a god and nobody questions it
Thats a nice ROMA you have there
It'd be a shame if someone were to sack it
>>335817876
>you will never sack Rome and take tight Vestal qts for your own
I've been playing an unhealthy amount of Caesar IV lately. Are there any other games like this aside from the first three?
>Not getting the heck out of dodge
Slowpoke.tapestry
>>335817249
My nigga.
t.Iranian
>>335817249
>Goyman
They said the Sassanids would save us. The Qizilbash would not fall to their influence.
>>335815573
Faster battles are cancer. Medieval 2 had the timing perfect, shotgun 2 was acceptably fast since even samurai had shit for armor.
Attila is pathetically fast, no time for tactics, no time for anything but a huge force of archers to make a difference. It's garbage, I can't at Attila bra cause the battles are over in a heartbeat, I can't even flank before my men take significant losses.
>>335819403
how are American tourists received in iran?
>>335814482
... What ? You expected mountain hiking and ended up with facing an african empire with muskets ?
>>335819352
>turning your back on your country, people, history and culture
fag
>>335820476
you won't get it if you haven't played Rome 2 as Carthage,
You expect to cross the Alps Hannibal style and fight Rome. What actually happens is all you african vassals backstab you and you spend the majority of the campaign fighting of neverending doomstacks of cheap african spearmen and slingers
Nero did nothing wrong.
>>335817249
>that fake as shit map
The Sassanids never even conquered Anatolia, Egypt etc. they just occupied it during the course of the war. By that logic Rome conquered the Persian capital.
>>335818428
Alaric did nothing wrong.
Honorius wouldn't stop being a complete jerk
>>335809595
>tfw playing The Last Roman
>>335821330
>>335818428
WRE is suffering
>>335814482
WE
>tfw you cant go back to constantinople
>>335816529
romans were the first shitposters
>>335822205
Been a long time gone, Constantinople.
>>335822923
Actually still being run by secular turks who everyone jobbed to for half a millenium. Waiting for the inevitable earthquake that's going to destroy the navel of the world once and for all.
>>335816134
I've played Hannibal Terror of Rome, main campaign for that is a bit slow going so I never got far. Go to the devs site since it's cheaper and they will go on sale at some point, either there or matrix games. Some of it is standalone outside of steam too.
>>335823198
>being run by secular Turks
You don't keep up with current affairs much, do you?
>>335821481
i need a webm of this
TRIARII
>>335823592
Thanks, appreciate input. Game is more expensive on matrix games however, and dev site store is offline. Steamdb has them going 40-50% off relatively frequently.
>>335824373
that was wayyyyyy before Rome anon
>>335823927
:^)
Caesar 3
>>335824242
this is wrong, the only good TW games are Shogun 1 and Medieval 1
>>335814482
It's funny because you just send a boat loaded with sacred band, war elephants and scorpions and face roll everything.
most carthage units suck, then war elephants are insane coupled with ranged scorpions. There's no inbetween
Peacceeeee
>>335825174
>Gr8 b8 1008
I'm not quite sure we're on the same page here
>>335824242
>Not liking Shogun 2 and Fall of the Samurai
You are cooked m8
>>335824242
Correct on the first three but Napoleon was okay, Shogun was good, Rome 2 is now okay and Attila is better than Rome 2.
>>335824242
I liked empire and Napoleon
Shogun 2 FotS was also good
Rome 2 and Attila are garbage
Warhammer spinoff will probably be fun, I hope
>>335824242
Attila was good though you fag
>>335829385
>attila is garbage
Bad taste
>>335824242
>hating napoopan
Bumping this thread FOR ROMA
>>335831847
>V is actually W
Latin is irreversibly ruined
>>335829415
>>335829938
Attila is fucking shit, just slightly less shit than Rome 2. CA got you to lower your standards and you were ready to slurp their shit up again right away.
>>335832660
It's actually U.
>>335832826
What is wrong with Attila?
>>335832826
I've yet to see people complain about Attila beyond 'muh DLC' and 'muh Warscape'.
>>335832660
>Weni, Weedi, Weechi!
>>335832826
Bad taste
>>335834034
Shut up Chekov you didn't inwent it
I actually played this shit and enjoyed it.
>>335834034
Except C is pronounced as a hard K in classical latin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6Beqks5fHQ
I LOVE WRESTLING
ALL BOYS LOVE WRASSLIN
>>335834034
Weeki*
CARTHAGO DELENDA EST
>>335834379
Latin sounds so much less intimidating when spoken properly by Italian people.
>>335834535
We need more of this sort of thing today
>>335829385
>she will never trample you with her horse, pierce your balls with her blade and make you a dry corpse by absorbing all of your blood while you scream in agony
why even live
>>335835234
>tfw no Cato the Elder to literally meme the Senate into destroying a culture
>>335835234
>>335834828
Intimidating sounds are hard ones and modestly rolled R's.
ch, sh, tsh and other softeners make the language limp.
>>335815136
If you can get over its basic design flaws, it's playable. I personally think the campaign map is still fucked but it appears many don't care.
>>335820402
They get free lodging in a jail cell.
>>335820402
Pretty well, I think
Iranian citizens like America
>>335809698
EB2 for M2 is much better than Rome 1 at this point