Have you ever been in the middle of sexual intercourse and wish you were playing video games instead?
Yes
Also:
>in the middle of sexual intercourse
>on /v/
>>335803903
All the time
>Ten hour workdays
>GF is a fucking nymphomaniac
>Always wants to fuck
>If we're not fucking we're cuddling
>Always insists on eating together
>Just want some time alone to play vidya
Fuck my life. I'd actually trade sex for video games right now.
no
because ive never had sex
No. But I used to think about wow to make me last longer
>>335804135
you do realize your post makes it seem like youre either lying or clinically retarded, right?
Yes, sex is just tedious at this point in my life. I'd rather be doing anything else.
>>335804597
My fucking nigga
I never thought this would be my life
I used to bang this heavy chick and about 80% of the time I knew I should have just stayed home and played Chrono Trigger
The other 20% I was too drunk for vidya but not too drunk to throw my dick in what felt like the opening of a wet oven mitt
>>335804597
Close to this with my wife when we both worked. Our free time was fucking or taking care of our kids and pretty much nothing else. It's been better since I took up the NEET lifestyle. Stay at home moms actually complained about this shit. Smh.
>>335803903
> Have you ever been in the middle of sexual intercourse
>>335804597
>Ten hour workdays
Join a fucking union anon.
>>335804597
>>335805052
> guys i get laid, its soooo horrible hehe :^)
go back to facebook tbqh
>>335803903
Yes. It's also my secret trick to last indefinitely.
>>335803903
not in the middle of doing it but during foreplay I've thought "do i really want to get all sticky and sweaty right now when i could be in my underpants under a blanket playing a game?"
>>335806150
When the novelty wears off it's pretty bad, unless you're doing another dude. Women are needy and selfish, anon. That doesn't stop when their clothes are off.
>>335804597
I know how you feel, im doing a college course as well as working and my gf is so clingy, I actually enjoy the nights more if she goes to sleep early so I can watch Mad Men and play vidya
>>335803903
All the time.
I do remember a time back when Tetris DS came out, I marathon played the fuck out of it and always saw tetras blocks while fucking my girlfriend of the time. It was a weird time.
Now I just ocassionally think about how to do things in games and what builds would work better than others while porking my wife.
>>335804597
>ten hour workdays
That's just inhumane. I hope you either really enjoy your job or simply have no other option to survive because I don't see why a human being would put up with that bullshit. What do you even do anyway?
>>335806760
>>335806091
Fun fact, as long as it's not over 60 hours a week, employers are legally allowed to make you work whatever schedule they want.
I've been on 10 hour shifts, ocassionally saturdays thrown into the mix, for 7 months now due to an increase in demand in another country.
It fucking sucks, but legally I can't do shit because LOL RIGHT TO WORK STATE
>>335803903
Yes
Also Rocket Knight Adventures was the shit
Is there even a place for us virgins anymore on this terrible site.
I'm pretty sure every board has a majority of non-virgins now. It makes me want to fucking kill myself.
>>335806973
>USA labour laws
>>335807091
if its that big of a deal, you probably should
>>335807091
I'm soon to be a wizard. There are still some of its out there. Fret, not lad
>>335807091
>people that came here as virgin underage b& are now in their mid 20s and have at some point been just not-disgusting enough to have had sex
Why is it surprising? You can go be a pathetic piece of trash on /r9k/ or the MGTOW threads on /pol/ if you want.
>>335807268
This was supposed to be our bastion. Our refuge.
You fucking faggots came by the fucking swarms and ruined it all i fucking hate you. You facebook using normalshits ruined everything and are solely at fault for making everything on here terrible.
>>335807438
/r9k/ is /soc/ 2.0 now. It has been for a while, its worse than /v/.
>>335807558
It was my refuge when I was in my early 20s and still a greasy virgin faggot. Sex is pretty easy to come by, Anon. It just takes initiative.
>>335803903
No, I've never been in the middle of sexual intercourse.
Yes. I thought I would actually have sex for the first last night but my mind just started drifting and I could barely get it up at all. At one point I started thinking of lemon garlic seasoned salmon because of the infomercial that was playing in the background
>>335807558
>Overdramatizing an imageboard
wew lad
>>335807558
>You fucking faggots came by the fucking swarms
I've been here for a decade was I supposed to leave when I finally got laid?
Yeah, I wanted to play Need For Speed Underground 2. Instead I had sex and didn't cum, then she started freaking out because she thought it was her fault. Turns out I'm a homo.
>>335807091
Don't kill yourself. Play all the video games us sex-havers wish we were playing instead.
>>335806150
spoken like a virgin, just because you spent your life worshiping sex doesnt mean it will meet your expectations. The grass is always greener as they say
