daily reminder that if you didn't finish ds3 at SL1 fists only you didn't actually finish it properly
Daily reminder that if you used a weapon, you didn't finish it properly.
I'm still on Yhorm, punching him right now. How long is this gonna take?
Reminder that if you somehow managed to finish the game that means you cheated and should kill yourself.
>upgrading past a weapon past +2 when at SL1
Never gonna make it, bruh.
>>335802331
I bet you still rolled diddnt you fucking faggot
Daily reminder that if you didn't finish ds3 without resting at bonfires you didn't actually finish it properly.
>>335803478
Yes but only half a press
>>335803493
What the fuck's up with DaS3's chalice dungeon-tier bonfire placement, anyway?
>rolling
>using a shield
>using a weapon
>running
>not just fisting your way trough the game while maintaining walking speed
>being a fucking casual
>>335803607
>implying theres such a thing as a "half" press
what the fuck are you on
Can someone explain to me how the fuck I'm even supposed to play pyromancer?
Literally every pyromancy weapon in the game has some absurd bullshit str/dex requierment on it to even use. Like how the fuck do they expect to just pump every fucking stat in the game?
>>335802331
>if you didn't finish ds3 at SL1 fists only you didn't actually finish it properly
>>335802331
>he didn't use calamity ring
Fucking casual detected. I bet you probably use estus too, faggot.
>>335802331
daily reminder that if you didn't beat DkS3 at SL1 fists only using the "Stretch Out" gesture to dodge instead of rolling AND using the DK Bongos you didn't actually finish it properly
>>335803493
>no bonfire run
>doing good so far
>get to firelink shrine
What now? I think I'm fucked, you guys.
>>335806881
Use cheat engine to teleport instead.
>>335802331
Daily reminder if you didn't play with calamity ring and clutch rings on and only attacked by rolling in Kirk's armor, you didn't beat DS3
daily reminder if you didn't do a sl1, no dodge, ng+7, fists only run you havent played the game
>>335808224
daily reminder if you didn't watch a let's play and claimed you played the game you havent played the game.
>>335802331
Daily reminder that if you finish ds3 at all you didn't actually finish it properly.
Daily reminder if you didn't play with calamity ring, clutch rings, using only a poison infused broken broken straight sword (that's not a typo either, I mean a broken straight sword at zero durability), naked, without rolls or gestures, and at SL1, on ng+7, you haven't actually played.
That should be the shittiest possible playthrough to do. The poison infusion is to make it do even less damage while poison itself being fucking garbage in this one in addition to being highly unlikely to be successfully applied with that weapon (especially after shit's broke).
Daily reminded that if you bought and played dark souls unironically just so you can consider yourself a "hardcore gamer" you should kill yourself
>If you used an ember to get more health you didn't actually finish the game
>if you didn't use an ember to not get invaded, you didn't actually finish the game
>>335806738
>want to do a calamity run
>have to do it NG+ unless I get someone to drop it for me
reminder that if you even touched your controller you are a filthy casual
>>335802331
>he didn't do it blindfolded
babbys first playthrough
>>335810390
I touched my controller!
FUUUUUUCK
>he completed dark souls using more than half a-press
Daily reminder that if you had fun while playing DS3 you didn't actually finish it properly.
>>335806040
I'm tired of your shit "henry"
>>335810702
DELETE THIS
