He is literally impossible. In every fucking sense of the word, this boss is impossible. There is absolutely no way to refute him being possible to beat. I have absolutely no idea why Miyazaki thought that inserting a thematically impossible boss fight into his game was a good idea but he literally did it. This should not have been allowed. There should be legal repercussions for inserting a boss halfway through the game that cannot lose. He literally, figuratively, objectively robbed us of half his game. This was false advertising in every sense of the word, instead of a fun and challenging video game we got something that is literally impossible to progress in because this one boss has no weaknesses, no way to counter it, no mercy at all. How was this allowed to happen?
roll roll attack
just dodge bro
Is this the hourly bait thread?
He is supposed to eat Gods, why should they make this fight easy?
meme thread
You don't know what literally means I see.
>>335798565
>impossible
He was so easy, I just walked up to the fog gate and said "omae wa mou shinderu" and he realized he fell over when I walked through.
>>335798565
Are you saying that everyone on here who's done it is lying? And YouTube videos are faked?ANSWER ME YOU LITTLE BITCH
you don't actually need to dodge him, his weapons arent magic.
100% phys shield will completely block his stuff, just move around to his back whilst blocking and tag him in recovery.
rush down the shadow ASAP then revert back to this strategy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHWpE4bqms4
lol
>>335798874
Wow nice gook meme bro
>>335799007
It's a gook game. It's like how the Konami Code is in every Konami game. You use gook techniques and gook games are gook easy.
>>335798812
Aldrich eats gods
>>335798565
Stamina + shield and you get him first try
>>335798565
I'm so glad this is a pasta now.
>>335798565
You know how dodging right broke blood starved beast?
He's broken by dodging left.
Not even kidding or exaggerating. Dodge left and under his sword. He cannot hit you.
Get behind him for purple beam
Ta da
>>335798565
can't even tell if this has become a meme yet or not
>>335798565
He's rough for sure but he has a few openings and you can dodge roll behind him during attacks to get a couple hits. Just stay close to him and manage your stamina. However more than anything else you just have to git gud
>>335798565
I know we have this meme every time souls game is released since the pc version of ds1, but why the fuck is it Pontiff this time?
