I just beat the Asylum Demon and started Dark Souls. Any tips?
Pay attention to soft caps, yo.
>>335787735
I've got a tip for you in my pants, if you know what I mean.
>>335788049
what's that?
>>335787735
From the thumbnail I thought it was some german politican who got acid thrown on them by mudslimes.
>>335788479It is.
>>335787735
Go left from firelink
>>335788479
literally never happened
>>335787735
You need to beat the skeletons.
Stuck at Ubead Burg. Should I kill shopkeeper jew?
>>335788843
Yes
He gives you the best weapon in the game if you kill him
Make sure to kill every NPC as soon as you see them. All they do is scheme against you and betray you.
>>335788927
Actually pushed the bonfire faggot and killed him.
>>335788905
Does he put up a fight like bonfire faggot?
Play it blind don't be one of the thousands of people who ruin the game for themselves by getting handheld through everything. Half the fun is exploring the interconnected world and finding solutions for problems.
>>335788981
No he's easy. Also once you get past Taurus, kill the guy on the balcony to get his armor, it's light and pretty decent for early game. Though he might be a bit tough to kill
>>335789029
>>335788927
>sabotaging someone's first time
>>335787735
I hate this fucking generation.
Tips, solutions, tutorials, videos of people playing the game, builds, lists of easter eggs, best weapons, tricks
PLAY IT YOURSELF AND EXPLORE
Are you even capable of having an independent thought process?
>>335787735
START PYROMANCER
GET A CLAYMORE, UPGRADE IT TO LIGHTNING
PUT ALL YOUR POINTS INTO ENDURANCE AND VITALITY
GET HAVEL'S RING AND WOLF RING
STAY UNDER 25% EQUIP LOAD
IGNORE ALL OTHER REPLIES
IGNORE ALL OTHER REPLIES
IGNORE ALL OTHER REPLIES
>>335788186
It's my trouser snake, if you catch my drift.
>>335789029
I ain't killing Solare, nigga. So I'm guessing you l;ied about the shopkeeper too.
>>335789334
If you're past somewhere and you can';t get through you can ask for help, and no it isn't because the internet has made it too easy. Back in the day you asked your friends at school for help, too, prestigecuck
>>335789334
Ugh. Millenials, right?
*does 90s kid things*
>>335787735
I want to fuck her pie hole. More?
>>335788905
strange. all i remember is him dropping that faggot uchigatana. the orange soapstone is a more dignified weapon than that shit weebstick.
>>335789916
even though we're probably all millenials here, he's right. what happened to putting in a game and fucking play it?
>>335787735
Should you play with controller or keyboard and mouse?
>>335790436
controller
>>335790436
read the steam page. listen to it.
>>335787735
Just play the fucking game for gods sake.
>>335790602
>go to steam page
>bunch of people posting not to get the game because of broken cheats and buggy launch
Wew lucky I got this for free (not pirated)
>>335790596
ok ty
>>335790779
>go to steam page
>bunch of people posting not to get the game because of broken cheats and buggy launch
eh, dunno about that. game runs fine. launch was a long time ago. and dsfix resolves all other issues. and did i get this right, people are complaining that CE isn't working properly with the game or what?
Make sure you level Resistance, everything else doesn't matter
>>335790396
>even though we're probably all millenials here
strawpolls show again and again that almost half of /v/ are Generation Z shits.
>>335791520
What is Generation Z anyways? I'm 31 and I've heard my generation called all sorts of things
>>335791592
28 here and i have no idea what mine is called.
>>335789334
>"Boy, people asking for advice when playing a game sure does get my panties in a twist!"
You'll really hate every single game website and magazine that has and currently exists then.
>>335791592
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_Z
>>335791359
OP, listen to this guy, you'll be literally untouchable.
>>335791808
>>335791359
has anybody ever tried a pure restistance build? should play just like any SL1 run, just with a lot of resitsnaces. can't be too bad
>>335787735
Skeletons are the wrong way
>>335791592
I think it refers to kids born after the mid-90's. In order, it should be:
Baby Boomers (late 40s/50s)
Gen X (60s/70s)
Gen Y/Millenials (80s, early 90s)
Gen Z (mid/late 90s to current)
>>335791767
Yeah this shit is retarded. According to Wikipedia, I'm either Generation X, Generation Y, or a Millennial. But when people talk about "millennials" I think about people who use Snapchat and Instagram and never put down their cellphones.
>>335791894
leveling up any stat increases your physical defense stats too, so it would be much easier than a level 1 run
>>335791994
>much easier
>much
much might be an overstatement
>>335791967
>But when people talk about "millennials" I think about people who use Snapchat and Instagram and never put down their cellphones.
just assume "people" are generally idiots.
>>335787735
just play the game without asking or looking for help especially on your first run. explore, adapt etc. seriously you literally just started the game and you're already asking for tips? experiment with different playstyles and see what you like. seriously what is with these threads of people buying games and immediately heading to /v/ and asking for help instead of playing the damn thing.
head down from firelink, past all the skeletons and past pinwheel
go all the way to the bottom, don't worry about leaving items behind or anything
>>335791967
Millennial would be perfect for 'born after 1999'
Now it's this ambiguous worthless term that nobody can find consensus on
>>335789334
My thing of it is I'm retarded and I'll end up spending 15 hours to do a thing that I could have done in 15 minutes because the detail was so minute.
And god forbid I miss something important that I could only get to once and now it's too late. Knowing that just pretty much kills the mood of the rest of the game for me.
I already have an incredible backlog of games. I just want to 100% a game without having to spend a shitton of hours on.
