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Hope you like feminine penises in blood&wine
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>>335772669
Me on the right!
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knitting that many chains onto 1 armor takes such a long time, realistically it'd cost more than a house
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>>335773649
immersion ruined
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viral
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>>335773765
reminds me of Southern Italy
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>>335773927
The bright colours and vegetation sure but I'm not sure about the buildings.
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facebook com GameStar.de/videos/10153522444394109/

Some guy translated the following about b&w:

New area of the expansion will be about "as big as all islands of Skellige combined" / which is quite impressive in my opinion
New gwent deck SKELLIGE will come out (was already confirmed at PAX EAST)
No Release date yet
They haven't seen any trailers/teasers yet
Release should be before E3 (because that would make most sense)

Graphics for the new area have been improved and CDPR was thinking if they should replace for example the grass on the WHOLE map with the new, better grass. A joke was made that the improved graphics now look better than what we saw at the E3 2014 trailer
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The only bad thing about Witcher 3 is I know one day it has to end.
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>>335773307
When I first saw this I thought someone shopped Geralt into a screenshot of Kingdom Hearts 3 in the Tangled world
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It would make most sense to have it launch around Summer Sale time. That way they can nab everybody who doesn't own a copy of Witcher 3 yet by having the GOTY version with ALL DLC INCLUDED! at $50.

plus I think they have a Witcher book coming out, but that's only pertinent to Americans whose official TLs of the witcher novels which have lagged YEARS behind other languages
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>>335775013
>the one that got away

naw senpai
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>>335773307
HA! what?
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>>335772669
just finished HoS. liked it a lot, even though the riddles were pretty on the nose. felt like it was hyped up more than it should of been, but still enjoyed it a lot.
also stop making the same thread with the same posts/pics. you're just killing any regular chance of decent discussion.
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>>335772669
wait those women actually men

they're so ugly
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>>335775013
>Graphics for the new area have been improved
Yeah I think they have shown with Skellige vs Velen they can do better draw distance on certain maps. I assume this is why>>335773487 has a backdrop you cannot get in Velen. Its missing all the fog hiding the ugly LOD textures in the distance, which miht not have been a bad thing because it does look like crap on the left side back there.

I don't see grass improvements, unless they meant density.
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>>335775410
I'm pretty sure they are vampires
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>>335773927
>>335774079
Poland
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>>335773927
>>335775535
>Toussant
Sounds more like southern France.
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>>335773765

I really, really like the colors. Finally someone realized that fantasy doesnt mean brown and grey drab shitholes and deserts.
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Is The Witcher 3 worth playing if you only have a PS4?
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Looks too colorful, like a shrek film
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>>335776220
definitely. it's not as good as the PC version in terms of performance, but it controls and plays fine.
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>>335776056
Entirety of books is fictional medieval fantasy Poland with map flipped 90 degrees counter clockwise.
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>>335776437
point is to have it be a change of tone from the original game
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>>335776437
It was literally described as fairy tale-like in the books.
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I got heart of stone when i pre-ordered das3 three days before das3 released, it was pretty good from what i played of it. frog boss was kind of lame but interesting, I'm at the part right after you find out you have to fulfill three wishes for fuccboi.

I can't wait to get back into it and then play blood and wine.

I have a feeling this year is going to be a lot better year for vidya since 2012, not saying 2012 was a great year just the last decent year I can remember for videogames.
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>>335776916

Its literally just a regular european village.

You know, colors exist in real life too.
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>>335772669
Are there actual traps or trans characters in this game? I need to know.
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>>335775412
maybe they purposefully show poor graphics and then show improvements couple days before release
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>>335777282
do you even need to ask?
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>>335777519
Sigh.

I really don't care if it's only in the DLC, dropped altogether.

My fucking housemate is a pride-wearing uberfaggot and he's made me hate everything "queer."

>tfw you're going to vote for Trump to have the opportunity to see minorities suffer, even though you can't stand Republicans either.

It's amazing what a horrible, overly-vocal minority in any group can do to the whole thing.
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>>335776520
So Nilfgaard is Russia?
That doesn't make any sense.
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>>335775218
I mean, isn't the witcher some sort of Polish shrek?
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>>335778196
you shouldn't let a vocal minority ruin something
what you need is to understand most queers you've met didnt make a big deal about it and you simply forgot about them
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>>335777519
kek you WISH trannies looked this good, homo
Rest assured if CDPR wanted to put traps in the game they'd make them realistic and believable like everything they do
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>>335778581
it doesn't look like a tranny, it looks like a handsome man in a wig. ffs he has 5 o'clock shadow
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until there's a firm release date these screenshots are meaningless, for all we know these are from some internal build from last year.
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>>335773649
Geralt puts every contract reward back into gear and potion supplies. Thats all he spends his money on as a vagrant monster hunter.
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>>335776520
Only the northern kingdoms are poland stop posting this shit in every thread. Nilfgaard is German Empire.
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>>335778696
t. Virgin.
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>>335772669
I would fuck the one on the right so hard. Holy shit I never expected CDPR to make a hot trap.

Do we know anything about the limited edition release like HoS had? I'm seriously expecting the two remaining gwent decks that the Xbone users got.
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That's actually pretty impressive. On first glance you don't really notice it, but when someone points out you can clearly see they're men, it's subtle.
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I still didn't get a release date
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>>335779196
>They

You are aware it's only the one on the right who is a man, right?
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>>335779227
first half of 2016, before e3
thats the best you can get
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>>335779254

Boy I love this meme.
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There was a tranny in Vanilla TW3 and Geralt reacted accordingly. Don't get triggered by everything.
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>>335779412
>Tranny

Guy literally said he dresses up as a woman purely for fun, as well as him being an actor and tailorer as his jobs. He specifically mentions that he still sees himself as a man, and that he loves to fuck women.
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How do I make my witcher look as good as those images?
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>>335779497
they made sure the player liked everything about him, which echoes the hollywoods trope of casting women/minorities as the moral centres, smart, voice of reason while white cis male characters are the oppressors/evil/stupid
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>>335779650
There was literally nobody oppressing him either you stupid jackass. People just didn't give a shit because he didn't give a shit either. Why the fuck do you have to shove your deluded /pol/itics into everything. Just fucking take the games writing for what it is; video game writing.
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>>335778196

Its amazing how you miss out on a good game because of your insecurities and a shitty housemate.

One of the best scenes in the entire game includes crossdressing witchers.
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>>335779497
He said he dresses up because he is wicked bummed he isn't a doppler.
He's beyond in awe of their ability to change from person to person without missing a beat.
It's sad as hell that him trying to live out an impossible dream as best he can in privacy amounts to just crossdressing.
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>>335779817
Point was trannies are one-dimensional when it comes to writing in western media. They're pointless as characters before they're given same depth as white male chars, before they're allowed to have flaws and be evil.
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>>335773927
Totally
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>>335775302
best ass in the whole game!!!
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Why are they making bullshots of a DLC for an already released game ?
It's not like they can fool anyone with the grafix at this point
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>>335772669
>Anna Henrietta is a man
yeah no
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>>335772669
>tfw the semi-manjaw/strong white woman features are my fetish

Fuck, now that guy who makes the tits n ass mods for all the main girls needs to get his ass in gear preparing for these
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>>335780008
Arent you supposed to be asleep at this hour?
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>>335779930
Yes, they generally are. But that 'crossdresser' wasn't. He had a character to him. And you can bet your sour ass that any possible genuine transsexual will be atleast decently written in Blood & Wine.
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>>335773649
Witchers are among the richest people in the lands. When someone has the skill to kill giant monsters 1v1 they can charge whatever the hell they want.. and if the people get second thoughts about paying, a Witcher can kill armsmen 20-to-1.
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>>335775302
I wish Manslayer would do more Witcher Gamerpoop.
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>>335780085
Except Geralt got constantly cheated.
Except even he couldn't do anything against a mob.
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>>335780085
>Witchers are the richest in the land

How wrong can you be? Witchers are essentially vagrants majority of the time and are horrifically underpayed for their job, and that's not even considering that the decent paying jobs are rarer than hens teeth and incredibly dangerous.
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>tfw bought this on my xbox back when I didn't have a pc capable of gaming

Fuck it's probably going to look shit on the console. Fucking 900p man. I have a torrent of this on my pc but I can't transfer my save over between console and pc.
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>>335780329
use https://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1345/?
and replay on pc, whats the problem
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Who /finishedthegameonceandbeensavingthemselvesforeverydlcbeingavailablebeforereplaying/ here? I bought HoS limited edition but I haven't played it yet. Waiting for B&W to hit so I can do my yearly triathlon of the three games.

>He doesn't play the Witcher and Mass Effect trilogy once a year
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>>335780481

>he plays the Mass effect trilogy every year

thats the worst thing that could happen to me every year
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>>335780481
>being able to replay me series after me3
I get stressed and anxious when I remember me3 ending so its impossible to replay the series.
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>>335780537
>>335780561
I like the journey. Not the destination. I loathe the destination.
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>>335778196
You sound like a bigger faggot than the actual faggot you're whining about
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>>335780593

And I like ME1, doesn't make me want to play the other two though.
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>>335780480
I have this mod, love it.
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>>335780480
It doesn't let me see which mod that is because of adult content. What's it's called, I'll search it up when I get home.
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>>335780735
BRIN - Bone Ranger's Immersive Nudity mod
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Nice bullshots. And where is the promised Redkit for modding?
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>not liking feminine penises

you gay or something?
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>>335780863
Pretty sure this is the best Witcher 3 mod anon

https://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/991/?
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>>335781714
Does this have to exist for every game that has horses?
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>>335779254
>>335777519
So some retard anon decides to force the notion the girl on the right is tranny by spamming this thread for a week and everyone is just eating it up and believing this shit? This thread is 'my dad works at nintendo' retarded.
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>>335781984
everyone has eyes and they can judge the pictures for themselves
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>>335779650

>I don't know the difference between a transsexual and a transvestite

Just stop posting.
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>>335774079
nah South Italy is full of yellow and red buildings
I know it's based on France but the immediate impression I get is Campania
just needs some orange trees
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>bought W3 on PS4
>played it, loved it like the last two
>recently built monster rig
>have it available through steam share
>don't have the momentum to keep playing a new file because my first go through went flawlessly story-wise without any guides

But the fucking graphics, man.

How do you think you'll access the DLC? Could it be done from the start of a new game?
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>>335773649
1. It's called a Hauberk.
2. It takes about 60-200 hours depending on skill-level and ring size (smaller rings are harder to string fast)
3. They were mass produced for armies (the romans adopted them very fast), so were generally not that expensive.
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>>335777331
is it true that Geralt's mother was a sorceress and his father was some badass warrior?
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>>335778565
i would hit it like the fist of an angry god and I don't give a fuck
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>>335783149

>sorceress
>having children
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>>335783267
>he doesn't know
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>>335773927
Reminds me of Brazil Favelas
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>>335782742
Same question but reversed, I was on PC and started playing on PS4. On PC I know you could start the first DLC with a premade character.
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>>335783267
>he didn't read

Only Yen had childbearing problems.
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>>335772669
Drag queen looks like that lady who died last year. Blanking on her name age did all the talking at the red carpet and had insane amounts of plastic surgery
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>>335783729
Joan Rivers?
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>>335778196
>let's elect a walking strawman that will let SJWs bounce their agenda off of into being fully adopted by the mainstream

Did you ever wonder why liberals can't argue nowadays? It's because they grew up under bush where they didn't have try too hard to feel validated in their opinions.

If Shillary wins I hope the Republicans can finally figure out how to argue against these kind of adpopulum Democrats without getting stuck up on dumb social shit like abortion and Jesus.
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>>335775412
no it's actually just a bullshot lol
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>>335782969
the thing geralt is wearing wouldn't be found on anyone except wealthy nobility, normally you'd just try to save time in any way you could and minimize the work.
It would be a good storyline of looking at a soldier who has to hold on to an expensive mail and be shit out of luck if he loses it.
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>>335783149
she was a druid in the books
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>>335784179
a fluid druid?
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>>335772669
Will this improve the base game?

I stopped playing fairly early in, maybe I'll wait for this before picking it back up.
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Who /gwent/ here? The physical cards are soooo nice.
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>>335783149
Yes and the necromancy scene from the third game is straight up lifted from the short story about them. Geralt even acts like his father while Yen acts like his mom.

>>335783548
On the contrary only Geralt's mom and vilgefortz's mom had no problems with child bearing. It's the norm for mages to not be able to have kids. For example all the members in the lodge can't have kids and Tissaia mentions it as well.
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>>335772669
i got back to playing it yesterday
killing Dijkstra made me sad. he was an asshole but i liked him.
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>>335778196
>declaring your support for Trump on /v/eddit

really wish there was a downboat button
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>>335780863
>yen admits that she lost
Who would have thought.
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>>335784752
If you don't act like a little bitch defining his pride at every turn she actually respects you for it
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>>335783954
>all that grass up close
Looks the same in the main game, how is it a bullshot? It casts no shadows and is fullbright, same for the bushes up ahead.

>everyone complains how bad the grass and foliage looks
>whoa this is totally a bullshot now, while it uses the same ugly foliage as vanilla
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>>335784890
>what is shitposting for (you)'s?
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>>335781714
d-dat immersion
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>>335783149
Yes, it's true but she's still alive and looks younger than Ciri in the games.
She saved Geralt's life in one of the short stories.
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>>335780085
Witchers are under payed and Geralt is a vagrant most of his time struggling to find work. For example he made like 500 crowns after exchanging some orens for jewels that he wanted to give to Yen to make up after breaking up with her. That was like the most money he ever made of and Nennke claimed that was nothing compared to what Yen makes. He's so damn poor in the books it's laughable and the rest of the Witchers are the same. And they aren't one man armies. You seem to be letting game mechanics influence what you say.
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>>335784752
Yen admits whenever she fucks up or when Geralt gets the better of her. Granted that is rare though as Yen is the only person that Geralt can never really out banter.
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>>335785050
this. yennefer has to secretly give geralt money all the time so he doesn't starve to death. she's filthy rich.
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>>335785050
they're glorified pest control no one wants to hang around with since they're able to kill everyone in the room, its not great career for moneymaking
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>>335775013
>A joke was made that the improved graphics now look better than what we saw at the E3 2014 trailer
so is it like a joke? or does it actually look that good?
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>>335785224
Yen literally says that Dandelion was his only friend throughout all the years before the events in the saga. He only had one close companion outside of those flings with Yen throughout those 15 years.
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>>335785224
actually its weird not more witchers pursue a career of an entertainer, people would pay for watching people fight in an arena
or
male prostitute, always fit, never sick, infertile. What more could you ask.
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>>335785490
Sorry I should have said close friend that stuck by him.
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>>335785501
There isn't that many left. They are a dying caste. Killed by monsters, mobs, or from people like Bonhart and without the means to make anymore there are only a handful left.
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>>335785501
Ciri is actually forced to fight in an arena in the books as a slave. Sure she's not a proper Witcher but she has all the training and everyone was super impressed.
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>>335785631
Its kinda poor writing, humans dont willingly just die.
Soldiers dont keep fighting in battles till they die, the war ends or they desert first, vikings went a few raids and then stopped. Lets say theres 5% chance to die in a battle, you're not going to make a career doing that shit.
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>>335778196
The only faggot here is you.
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So what do you call someone who's attracted to very feminine shemales and biological women?
'Faggot' is not an option.
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I bet the reason Andrzej Sapkowski didnt have female witchers is their potential for prostitution.
Female witchers would abandon killing monsters immediately and make bank whoring.
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>>335786053
>live for 200 years
>cant die of a disease or get STIs
I would whore myself out
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>>335786039
Bisexual
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>>335780883
>Promised
They flat out said it isnt happening? Stop talking out of your ass.
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>>335786123
Really?
I'm really not attracted to mem looking like men though.
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>>335779650
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>>335778565
who's this seamen demon?
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>>335785798
Are you talking about how a Witcher eventually gets killed? Well like 95%of the wolf witchers died at the battle of Kaer Morhen. The only ones who lived where away and had no idea how to make more and that was like a while before the events of the books and games so there wasn't that many left. Geralt, Eskel, Lambert, and Vesemir are the only Wolf Witchers left. Coen might have been a wolf,cat, or griffin for all we know. There was also a another cat Witcher operating in the newest book but those are the only named Witchers we know that are working during the timeline of the books. The game adds in more but the Viper school also went to shit and got destroyed and now we know the cat school got destroyed as well. When you are hated by a lot of people and then programmed to train and kill monsters since you are a toddler and made to think that's all you are good for then it only makes sense that one day after fighting hundreds of battles that you will finally perish in one.
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>>335786039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMoEs7eQeZE
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>>335786112
>live for 200 years
Much longer. iirc Vezemir is well above half a century old.
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>>335786174
Eh, the next closest thing would be sexually curious.
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>>335786306
>When you are hated by a lot of people and then programmed to train and kill monsters since you are a toddler and made to think that's all you are good for then it only makes sense that one day after fighting hundreds of battles that you will finally perish in one

realistically this would just lead to them dieing as young adults, the individuals getting up to 100years would've come up with something safer to occupy their time.
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>>335786458
>half a century
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>>335786112
Geralt is pushing on 200 and Vesemir is half a millennium old.
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>>335786458
Half a century is 50 years, anon.
Did you mean a millenia?
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>>335786458
He's 200-300 years old and given that he is described as looking like a 60 year old I would imagine a Witcher could probably live to be 400 but then they would have to look old as hell for the last 100 years
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>>335786683
just ask some sorcerer to do plastic surgery
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>>335786503
That is what happens but that's the thing that's all they ever known. They are programmed since birth to fight. Geralt tries to break away and his dream is to take Yen and Ciri and run far away and get a small cabin but he just can't stop fighting and it finally kills him in the end. He can't put down his sword until he finally croaks. All witchers are the same, it's embedded in them.
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>>335786775
Plastic surgery fixes one deformities but it doesn't really deage you. You need a special potion for that and it's the mage's most highly guarded secret. Sure if you can secure it then you are golden but that's easier said then done.
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>>335777282
Well there is that cross dressing elf, but as for actual traps or trannies? Don't think so.

Futa's better anyway.
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>>335784571

The two worst decks of the game though. no spies
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>>335786775
>>335787036
Oh and the potion actually freezes your age so if you use it as a 60 year old then you are going to look like a 60 year old for the rest of your life. It's why alot of the sorceresses look like 18-21 year olds as they take it young.
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>>335772669
Um the only person who has the a vagina is the handmaiden on the far left?
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>>335773394
did he died?
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>>335773649
That looks more like a chain poncho worn overhis padded coat thing, not sewn it
I'm not an expert on armors tho
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>>335786663
Yeah, my bad.
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>>335787529
>I'm not an expert on armors tho
shocking truth
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>>335775395
didint see that part. what dose dimm say?
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>>335773024

>me on the right

O X E N F U R T
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Speaking of armor, I doubt armor like this existed in reality. It'd be much better to have a chainmail shirt or plate shoulder protercotrs
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>>335784571
me and my friends bought the physical expansion and still play it from time to time.

cant wait for the rest of the decks being released.
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>>335778565

>Andreja Pejic
>mom's a Bosnian Serb
>dad's a Bosnian Croat
>emigrated to Australia in the '90s
>was an androgynous model before
>now he's just a tranny

This is why Serb and Croat blood should never, ever mix.
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Spike armor so the spikes catch sword strikes instead of glancing them off and be a general annoyance when not fighting.

Cdpr get your shit together.
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>>335786458
I didn't know they lived THAT long?
why are they still so stupid sometimes?
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>>335788334
Witchers fight monsters more often than sword-wielding humans though.
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>>335788569
most witcher dont live past 100. Vezemir was a freak of nature.
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>>335788098
'my friends and I'
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>>335788119
More like this is why Serbs and Croats should always mix
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>>335788119
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>Blood & Wine coming out before E3
WEW
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>>335786165

Yeah, after they promised it to the fans. CDproject is shit, greedy company, gotten too big for their own good. They are going on the way of Bioware.
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>>335788823
Okay timmy better get ready for school!
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>>335788823
>greedy because they don't want to release something better than modkit

ok
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>>335788861

You will see it with their next game, fanfag. It will be even more downgraded and dumb downed.
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>>335781891
People are apparently really autistic about horse anuses
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>>335788983
Youre gonna miss the bus you better hurry up!
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>>335788569
Vezemir during his prime was even better than Geralt. He was a freak of nature both as a witcher and swordman.
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>>335789209
Geralt really only seems to be so special because Dandelion tells so many tales and ballads about him. Eskel's supposedly just as good and has adventures just as crazy, he just doesn't have a world-famous best friend bard singing about him all the time.
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>>335789120

>I'm in love with that average game
>the game is not that good and the company making it is shitty
>u underage xd
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>>335789353
Damn you just missed it! Now you gotta walk. Sorry bud.
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>>335786889
You're gonna hate me for this, but I can imagine it's very similar to the emphasis on the Grey Wardens. They go to the blight willingly to die, lie they're ready.
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>>335789329
geralts uniqueness is shown by the hair colour, only he has white hair so hes loads better than other witchers
suprisingly ciri too has "ashen" hair to subtly tell how shes special
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>>335779650
but he was more of a cosplayer than a crossdresser. he dressed up like different men and women, because he wanted to be a doppler.
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>>335789329
And the scars make him fuck ugly in universe, even if Lambert in game looks worse in general.
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hey guys remember how the witcher 3 had a dynamic ecosystem where if you killed a goat the rotting flesh would attract monsters and how it took hours to travel across the map at full gallop, and how the game was different based on your choices in Witcher 2 and how the game had over 300 end states instead of the one it actually had ?

actual shit the devs said mere weeks before the game was released

I'm sure they're not bullshitting their DLCs or cyberpunk either
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>kill Azar Javed with Berengar
>no mentions in 2 and 3
>just poof
>tfw

>>335789209
If the rest of the wolf school had the training Vesemir had, they would probably pass him
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>>335790078
>sword/claw scars
>ugly

No anon. No.
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>>335790147
>believing all that to begin with

Anon. Anon, you silly goose.
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>>335789329

Plus Geralt is friends with a ton of huge political players.
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>>335790329
Even in game he says he only scores in mask parties. But Lambert model looks uglier actually.
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>>335785224
I got the impression from the books that yes a witcher can kill effectively but even for a witcher clearing a room full of 5 trained guards is a extremely hard task. Geralt find himself in many shitty situations that he only survives because of straight up luck. While Geralt in the games seems to be this unstoppable killing machine
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>>335773880
Remember that early Novigrad shot? Yeah
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>>335789329

Triss flat out says Eskel is more powerful than Geralt.

The novels imply Vesemir is better than Geralt as well.

Funny thing is the games are all in universe exaggerated stories by Dandelion which is why Geralt seems cooler and isn't as weird as he is in the novels.

Like you know going to schools to fuck kids? Or say taking random stuff from strangers he met fooling around near graves.

Typical Geralt stuff.
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the amount of monsters are also supposed to be scarce by the time of the books/games right? So wit hers have been becoming more and more obsolete
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have they fixed the fucken hairstyle on ps4 yet. Man that shit triggered my autism
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>>335790323
>if you manage to save Berengar he just stands there like an asshole because the game expected him to die
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>>335791153
>Like you know going to schools to fuck kids?
whaaaaaaaaa?
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>>335791050

5 trained, armed guys yeah, but a whole tavern of drunken retards would be easy pickings. Can Witchers even get drunk, that would make it easier if they didn't.
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>>335787902
>>335788334
It's armor made mainly for fighting monsters and in witcher style, of course it's going to make no sense in any real fight. It's supposed to protect from claws while still being highly flexible.
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>>335791203
Well of course they had to change it for the games so there's more stuff to do but yes, generally monsters are on the decline, at least in the Northern Realms.
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>>335791314

That's how he met Shani, Dandelion kind of mentored kids when he did lessons at the school so he was using them to pass information.

So later after Dandelion does his super parkour across the city during the night in a heavy rain (to tell Geralt about spies), he hops through the window of his room to find Geralt in bed with her.

Dandelion gets pretty funny with it though.
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>>335773765
Literally a modern Far Cry outpost.
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>>335791425
Witchers can get drunk just like anybody else, they just have an iron stomach if you know what I mean.
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>>335790620
Lambert dosent look like his face had a date with a blender.
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>>335791575
>Ubisoft invented buildings and greenery

You heard it here first people.
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>>335789329
geralt is overrated and an autist. its his looks that gives away the cool monster killer look. dosent help he died like a bitch.
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>>335778565
but vocal minority ruining things is what /v/ is all about
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>>335791558
so how old was she in the book
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>>335790323
or the all would have died.
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>>335780185
>Manslayer
>google
>find on youtube
>watch most popular video

are you 12?
do i have to be 12 to understand why this has 3 mill views
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>>335791901

About 15 at that point.

Not like a complete child, but still weird.
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There is quite some lore rape in the games so I'm glad it's a somewhat "canon non-canon" continuity instead of a straight up 1:1 adaption. That higher vampire in Novigrad for example would've shredded Geralt in seconds if the game would follow the books more closely. Also it's kinda weird how they show off magic. Like in the books casting fire from the skies is an extremely difficult and elaborate spell that can completely backfire at any moment while in the game Triss just fires it off like nobodies business. Meanwhile Geralt slays mages by the dozens whereas in the books one above-average mage defeats him in melee(!) combat.
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>>335792017
maybe pewdiepie or markiplier is more up your alley
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>>335792080

Thats prime real estate in medieval notyurop.
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>>335791901
16
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>>335788119
I'd sure tap him.
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>>335788334
>complains about spikes on armor
>when the protag has his armor open

Enjoy seeing your guts falling on your feet geralt
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>>335792156
so she was pretty much middle aged for the middle ages
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>>335788334
Silver studs on clothing are a fashion in Novigrad that was adopted around the North.

Read the books.
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>pathetic slav marketers
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>>335791901
17
Ciri was 13-14 at that point
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>>335783897
Yes
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