What would the RLM video game be like?
>>335758330
>encounter neckbeard
>dialogue pops up
>choose the dialogue option "The Force Awakens was actually good"
>"neckbeard dies from a severe case of butthurt
Poorly made.
you walk around and listen to rich evans espouse his pleb opinions for six hours
>>335758330
Fat man was on a fuckin roll this newest episode.
It's a dating game where you hunt down Jay on dating apps and then you have to make him orgasm by using your mouse to perform sex acts on him.
So /v/, eat fat people or muscular people?
Expect long cutscenes discussing how amazing boyhood is.
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It would get old and predictable after two hours, and you'd pass off the game's opinions as your own when anyone asked you about movies except they don't
It would be like soda drinker pro but instead of walking around you'd just sit and use a VR to look around Mr. Plinkett's house
>>335759807
It took 12 years to make.
>>335760439
That whole bit made me realize how much I dislike "the Wizard". I watch this shit to have fun, not get an accurate description of a shitty movie that I'll never watch.
>>335762928
I just like when Mike fucks around with WizBiz. It's gotten more frequent these past few episodes
>>335758330
>so Jay what did you think of xxxx
>this movie sucked
>Oh? Really? I thought it was great.
>well it didn't SUCK
>>335760439
This latest episode just revealed to me how unfunny RLM is.
It's like Mike is that randumb cuhrazzzzyyyy friend who just does and says whacky things.
Not to mention, their little skits between videos is painfully cringe.
I'm so glad I stopped watching these morons some time ago. I wish I could get the 50 minutes back from this latest one, too. I knew it was going to be shit, and what a surprise - it was.
>Oh no, Jay, the store is on fire!
>We have to do something!
>OBJECTIVE: Loot the register
>>335764091
>don't like a thing
>watch the thing
>complain about it on the internet
you're the author of your own misery
>>335764869
Oh no, I clearly learned my lesson. Everyone kept talking about the EPIC "SHAQ MEAT XDDD" moments so I wanted to see what the fuck they were sperging out about, and oh, it's something stupid and unfunny. Okay.
I like to give things second chances. RLM just fucked its second chance.
HitBs style of humor is 10/10
Mike and Jay have the perfect acting chops for it.
It would be Mike and Rich saying "Ohhhh fuuuuuuck" over and over again while Jay has an aneurysm and Jack has aids.
>>335765236
Its too bad that Space Cop is unfunny garbage though.
Essentially Giant Bomb, more or less.
>>335758923
"Ironically" poorly made.
DW3-tier voice acting from Rich and Mike.
Side scrolling because it's the only thing Jay can play.
Show memes as power up shouts or something.
Beer.
>>335765376
>That one commentary track where everyone especially rich talks about how embarrassed they are about Space Cop
>>335764847
Getting to Mr.Plinkets house is the main objective of the game though
>>335765324
You mean Jack has AAAAAAIIIIIIIIDS.
>>335758330
Filled with lots of irony and self deprecation to hide it's own incompetence.I still like them
Good intro cut scene and first hour of gameplay.
Then it becomes completely tedious, and nobody finished the game.
>>335759651
Muscular people who aren't fully lean because you need that bit of fat.
>>335759807
BOYHOOD
>>335768360
Andre the Giant.
Its a game where you try to prevent Mike and Jay from intentionally or unintentionally killing themselves while keeping them satisfied with money and beerAlso Jay got cute as hell, holy fuck
A game where you have to rationalize liking The Force Awakens while admitting that it shares all the faults of the prequels.
What game lets me shoot small defenseless animals?
I'm sure there a few.
>>335769581
he used to be ugly as fuck too
>>335769581
Mike's in-game character will be based on his former qt self.
>>335758330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2Ls3rdzM_k
A game where disney pays you to shill for their marvel comedies
A game where you play a one of four jaded fucks who do a poor man's MST3K.
