Are you addicted to video games?
Have you considered seeking help?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o00lcnJBik
video game addiction? LOL!
that's nothing compared to the beast that is imageboard addiction.
>Evil Genius
mah nigga
>>335714756
>over 25 hours in 1 week
> a lot
Fucking normalfags
>>335714756
Ha I do that in one day XD
>>335715048
>25 hours
>one day
Nah, I kicked my videogame addiction when I started smoking weed, listening to hip-hop, picking up sluts off of tinder and going on 4chan
>>335714720
>look in steam for hours
>6 hours of playtime in past 2 weeks
Im fine. Im more concerned about my /v/ addiction.
Discussing games counts.
Shitposting on /v counts.
>>335714756
what if i have more then 100h in last week?
>>335715206
one of this things is not like the other
>>335715531
Seek help
>>335715652
blow me, im enjoying myself
>>335714849
Hahaha haha hah.. just end me now.
Is it addiction if i have nothing better to do?
>>335714756
>4 hours a day is too much
>discussing videogames in real life counts
How fucking normie do you have to be?
Best advice ever given, it could save your life!
http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Sasuke
Are you up for the challenge?
>>335714756
Christ this guy looks miserable.
I spend almost all my free time on v or on vidya, but what the fuck is the alternative?
>>335714928
I fucking loved that game. I really should go play it again some time soon.
>>335716067
![1460817887139[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lEQJUQV.jpg "1460817887139[2].jpg")
>>335714720
>Are you addicted to video games?
No, I barely play.
>Have you considered seeking help?
No, because I have bigger mental problems that I am already not seeking help for.
Just accept you wont be an astronaut, or rich, or happy, or make another person happy, or make your parents proud, and live on.
>>335714720
>>335714756
So what's a safe alternative to help kick my addiction? Smokers get that cool straw trick. Do we have to walk around with controllers or something? Can my text message notification sound not be vidya relayed anymore? Is there a gamers anonymous?
>>335715531
>tfw I'm on 120 hours this week
>>335714720
Why do I need help? You don't see rehab centers for people that live, eat, and breathe sports. Let me fuck around in digital space and quit trying to turn us into normies.
>>335714720
>5 games in two months is too much
>if you play more than 2 games per month its too much
>>335714756
>25 hours a week is too much
>4 hours a week is too much
Fucking normies.
>look into your drawer of CDs
Fucking consolefag normies.
>>335716203
>Won't be an astronaut
>Won't be a mecha pilot
VR will deliver.
VR will deliver.
VR will deliver.
VR will deliver.
>>335716226
you are so gay it hurts.
>>335716226
Live out your video games in real life.
I love playing video games but I have to admit that the last few years it has mostly been to stave away bad thoughts that gives me bad anxiety. I found meditation helped too, but that was boring as hell.
>>335714720
At least I'm not out there doing stupid shit
>>335714720
Nah, I have more acceptable addictions to things like money, attention, and alcohol. In fact, people encourage me to keep doing those things, it's fucking great!
>>335716062
Thats a bigass nintendo box
>>335716451
Hurts so good, right? ;^)
>>335716414
Not the Occolus Rift. That will never deliver. Fucking two months late on the delivery.
we had this exact thread yesterday
>>335714720
Normalfags spend all day on social media or watching tv so they can't talk.
>you will never escape the vortex of video game addiction
>It will be a life long struggle
>Avoiding family and friends
>No girlfriend
>Depression sinks in every day
>Skip work/school
>thinking you will die soon by some tragic death either by cancer or by complete accident
>Waiting for the day until death knocks on my door
>>335716672
>Being on /v/ so much you notice similar threads being posted on different days
Seek help
>>335714720
>tfw I don't even play games anymore
I just lie on my bed and shitpost now. Oh god somebody help me.
>>335716226
>gamers anonymous
what about an anonymous image board dedicated to gamers, fuckface ?
>>335714756
It's been a slow week for me and I still got 35 hours.
Fucking normies.
>>335716226
>text message notification is a video game sound
change it you fucking dork
i doubt it ever goes off anyways
>>335716905
>Fucking normies.
Oh look another special snowflake
>>335717047
wtf are you talking about.
I was making a fucking joke.
>>335714756
Only 25 in a week? Lel, this is since last Monday.
>>335716760
fuck you. we are all here for a reason. we are all autistic pieces of shit. go play high and mighty back in facebook or some shit, you nigger newfag. i've been here long enough not only to be able to spot patterns, but to be able to predict future activities. i am god
>>335717161
Fucking hell.Also I guarantee I've been here longer than you, you uppity little shit, come to IRC and check my credentials if you need proof.
I wish I could be addicted.
Between my girlfriend, and my job I get 25 hours of game time a week if I'm lucky.
>>335717161
>you nigger newfag
Go back to high school you underage faggot.
>>335716062
>a good console, a mouse
I totally love using a mouse for my console. Thanks whateverthefucksitethisis.
>>335717161
I'm not autistic though.
>>335717130
>I was making a fucking joke.
uhmmmmmmm...... no you weren't????????
>drawer of CDs
Surely I'd have them on a shelf where I could see them.
>Are you addicted to video games?
"addicted" isn't what i call it.
>>335717161
Speak for yourself autist I come to 4chan because it relieves stress and is cathartic for me. I live in a super religious area full of two faced fake fucks. So coming on here relaxes me and occasionally makes me laugh.
>>335717626
What do you call it?
>>335717763
Fun.
>>335717701
So, you're both a newfag AND a fedora tipper? Nice, great.
DUDE GAMES LMAO
>>335717601
>cds
What reality did I stumble into where people still use CDs?
>>335717161
Will you tell me if I will ever get a girlfriend then?
>>335717763
cancer
>>335717832
Look I'm religious myself but sometimes it's nice to be around normal human beings. Everyone here acts super spiritual and is judgemental. I've also been posting since 05. But whatever you're just a dumb roodypoo from 2013 acting like he's an oldfag.
>>335714720
>my drawer of cds
I WOULD SWALLOW MY PRIDE I WOULD CHOKE ON THE RINDS BUT THE LACK THEREOF WOULD LEAVE ME EMPTY INSIDE
>>335717876
my power is limited to the boundaries of this website, sorry
>>335714756
>25
IM TRIGGERED BEYOND THE REALM OF NORMALFAGGOTRY.
FUCK YOU!
>>335717763depression, till my only source of vidya unfucks itself
>>335714720
most games are shit so no danger at all
>>335718076
>if I say an old filter word they'll believe I'm an oldfag xD
>>335718209
Whatever nigga.
Purest form of love.
>>335718076
>Been here since 05
>Doesn't into rizon
Why lie?
>>335717868
This will of course be why I see CD collections in pretty much every household I've been in.
>>335718324
that's not Me x Your Mom
>>335718324
l-lewd...
>>335718753
>>335717340
I had a wireless mouse and touchpad hooked up to my Wii.
I only used it if i was using the browser though.
>>335719251
ORA ORA ORA ORAAAA
>>335719251
>attack intruder
Enjoy your murder/decade in prison kek
>>335719451
>someone comes into my house without asking
>can legally blow them away
Dunno what shithole you live in, but your lawmakers are cucks.
>tfw I've dropped down to 11.1 hours in the past 2 weeks
I just shitpost all day
fuuuuuuuuuuuck me
>>335714720
Video games didn't fuck up my senior year in high school like heroin did.
I'm not too concerned with spending all my free time playing video games if I can still keep up with uni grades just fine.
>>335719572
the simplest way to think of it is that meme orginally was meant to be a variation from gene, so its pronounced the same way
>>335714720
>>335720181
Reminds me of the opening of FFX-2 for some reason.
>tfw addicted to 4chan
h-help
>>335714720
>NOOOO, YOU CUNT
LoL
Britbong is so shit.
>>335720254
Too bad.
>>335720254
it really is unhealthy isn't it?
>>335714720
What the fuck is Evil Genius?
>25 hours per week
>>>>>>25
>>>a lot
Jesus I would die of vidya starvation
What the fuck is wrong with normies?
>>335720254
>only on 4chan when I'm at work to pass time
>completely forget about it as soon as I get home and can play video games
Some addiction, huh?
I have not touched a video game in 2 months.
/v/ is the best help I could have gotten to get over my video game addiction. Now I hate them with passion and look down on anyone having fun with them. Thanks /v/.
>>335714720
If you have less than 100 hours every 2 weeks you are a normie and casual fag.
>>335714849
I've always wondered how many lives have been ruined by 4chan
How many contributions to humanity we have lost out on due to this site
>>335720617
a game. duh.
>>335720701
>I am no longer an alcoholic, thanks to heroine
>>335720617
I used to be but now I've learned to pick my fights. I only like the Souls series. My addiction is actually 4chan. I like coming here cause I don't really have any friends who get as autistic about games as me. I dont really have any friends period. But yea.
>>335718324
>females
>love
Unless those girls are both male, in which case I agree.
>>335720762
you'll never see imageboards catch the same flack though, since you're "socializing" and that's healthy and normal, no matter what :)
>>335720654
Yes, this clearly is about you.
>>335720254
>You're better than this
You don't know me!
>>335720807
If they ask me to give up heroine I'll just pick up alcohol again.
>>335720617
get out
>>335720874
>Unless those girls are both male
Noe I'm hard.
>>335720874
This
Male x Male is the epitome of true unrequited love
>>335720254
I don't even play video games anymore.
>>335719251
>karate chop to the neck
>>335720963
oh my god, this article
>>335716275
Is that the character designer of Persona and Shin Megami Tensei?
>>335714849
This is the real problem. I dont know what to do. This place sucks hours and hours of my life but if I'm not here then wtf do I do. I think I would go nuclear without it. I feel kind of imprisoned, because of the bad luck I had in life, and feel powerless to do anything about it. Coming here keeps my mind off of wanting to kill myself
>>335720963
i wanna fuck that murderer
>>335720254
This honestly.
I live on my own and even now my parents pull the "you're addicted to video games" meme when I had 10 hours last week and thats a big week for me, and thats only from Starfox Zero.
If only they knew the real reason I'm a loser is because I keep posting on a cantonese geocaching forum and jerking off to anime titties.
>>335720963
>>335721147
>hiding from intruders
>not fucking murdering them
>>335721265
NANI?!
>>335721265
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
>>335714720
Haven't even bought a CD with a game on it in maybe 10 years.
Fucking dodged a bullet there, thank god for DVDs and Steam.
>>335721246
are you me? 4chan literally ruined my life.
I should sue j-moot.
>how to overcome your fear of being murdered
nani?
>>335720254
Someone saved my post. Thanks I feel flattered
>>335721412
is there a topic wikihow doesn't cover?
>>335714756
>this includes discussing games in real life
what about discussing them in fake life on a Byzantine Erotica imageboard?
>>335721181
Demon and character designs from SMT before 4 and original Persona. Most of his demon designs are still used but he doesn't work on anything new
>>335721454
4chan can't ruin your life m80, we ruined our lives with 4chan. Take responsibility at least.
Who the fuck make those wikihow guides?
They're so fucking hilarious
>>335714756
>25 hours
If you are a full-time student and have a job this is not feasible unless you're an insomniac.
But if you only have a job or are only a student you could probably get it in 5 days.
>>335721562
nope
>>335721631
>kicking someone when they're down
not helpful.
>>335721147
I hope the murderer doesnt kill this cutie
Who's with me /b/ros?
No 4chan May we can do it!
>>335715531
Go the fuck to sleep.
You have over 4 days of gameplay.
>>335721748
Enabling your delusion would be kicking you when you're down. They call it tough love anon
>>335721698
>full-time student and have a job
who does both? honestly.
>>335721751
so do you look this up while you're being stalked?
>>335721969
Yeah, and pray he's not also looking up the "how to murder someone who's hiding" page.
literally everything
>>335722031
oh s-shit!
>>335716062
>
>>335720731
This tbqh senpai
When you see profiles with less than 100hrs in 2 weeks posted on 4chan threads that is a massive red flag.
Someone post that leglock pic if you get raped
>>335721858
I do.
I get 6 hours of sleep or less (usually less) a night.I also have a gf
I probably play 10 hours a week during the college semesters but closer to 25 and above during the summer, probably easily getting closer to 40
>>335722065
>goku's daily dose is red and blue
DEEPEST LORE
>playing more than 25 hours a week consistently
Imagine if you put that time towards something useful
>>335721858
people who need money to survive
>>335718324
>>335720874
>>335720978
>>335721037futa x futa is best tier
us at 4chan are master spies and we didn't even know it
>>335722265
It doesn't exist
Even if it did, it would be inferior to futa on male anyway.
>>335715332
>Discussing games counts.
>Shitposting on /v counts.
choose one
>>335722265
>futa
Kill yourself.
>>335722373
Weird way to say futa on female
>>335719451
>british
Topkekm8
>>335721295
HE DIDN'T DIE SO GOOD
>>335721580
infinite jest
this fucking article man
>Manage to quit MMOs
>Somehow start playing a fucking mobage o get my dose of grinding
>>335720142
no Coke. Pepsi.
>>335722373
Sounds like you're a homo with shit taste
>>335714756
>It's okay to slave away for 40 hours a week
>But if you HAVE FUN for 25, you have a problem
Proletarians.
>>335722420
That would be inferior to futa on futa.
>>335722219
They're not wrong.
He is best 13.
>>335721807
sleeping is for casuals
>>335722619
If I was a homo, I wouldn't be into futa.
If I had shit taste, I wouldn't be into futa on male.
>>335720209
Speaking french, I thought it was pronounced même (meh-mmm) because it means "same" in french. You know, because memes are the same thing constantly reposted?
>>335714756
>>335714720
>That camo index
This nigga done.
>>335722593
what the heck is a mobage o
>>335720963
that murderer looks like a Dark Souls NPC
>>335722254
You'd still die after 60 years.
>>335722889
>If I had shit taste, I wouldn't be into futa on male.
A paradoxal statement.
>>335721807
Sleep has best vidya
>seamlessly combined RTS and FPS gameplay
>horror games that are actually scary due to atmosphere
>RPGs with P&P level of depth
Fuck VR, sleep vidya is where it's at.
>>335722949
When the lord of gacha shines on you and you orgasm.
>>335722969
*mobage toIt's Granblue Fantasy
>>335723125
>Lost the ability to lucid dream when my insomnia kicked in
>>335723125
>tfw can't lucid dream
JUST
>>335721325
>you forgot about my finishing move!
>Raul Slash!
anyone else wish video games stopped coming out? I'm actually happy that Metal Gear is over, and that Final Fantasy is shit now. Now if only they stopped making Souls. I could move on with my life
>>335723029
Paradoxical.
>>335723172
>>335723029
No, it's very clearly logical.
The paradox is all in your head.
You should masturbate to bad porn less, it is affecting your ability to think very negatively.
>>335723287
You want other people to stop having fun because you have no self control?
>>335721265
>>335722889
Well your opinionis your own and I can respect it, but futa on futa is objectively the best variant
>>335723370
It's a mobile game designed to rob you with a random pull system for rare units/weapons.
>>335723557
Amazing edit
>>335722249
...Dabra ? No...
>>335722823
I get 4-6 hours of sleep a night and I feel dead inside.
I can't imagine how you feel
>>335722894
That's kind of dumb.
>>335722937
I can't help but imagine someone in front of a bull, browsing wikihow on his phone, wondering what to do next.
I mean, sure, most of these are written ironically, but Yahoo Answers also exists in this world.
Does anyone have the death grips article?
>>335723678
>units/weapons/idols
FTFY
>>335723824
It was removed.
I spend more money on buying video games than I do actually playing them.
My real addiction is spending money on video games I never play.SEND HELP
>>335720963
>>335721265
>>335719251
>noguns
>>335716414
VR is going to be shitty just like everything else anon. Lets face it. Reality never lives up to our expectations and how we imagine things will be.
>>335723982
Those shots better be blanks because holy shit how can you not hit that first guy?
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
>>335721454
>>335721631
People keep sayong that but how the fuck can a website ruin somebody's life? Seriously.
>>335724131
He was probably full of adrenaline after getting shot, running without realizing he was in immense pain and probably going to die.
>>335723991
And 500 years from now on our grand-grand-grand-grand kids will have a VR that's beyond our wildest dreams, and they'll probably still shitpost about it
>running only on 240 fps
>limited tactile feedback
>doesn't stream the information directly into the brain
>"quantum pc mustards everyone!"
>>335724313
If you have to ask, get out.
>>335724313
Well, you're here too, aren't you? You many not realize it(or refuse to accept it)but you've been ruined too. We're all ruined here, why else would you come?
>>335714720
I don't even like video games as much anymore.
Very few come out that are relevant to my interests. Even if such games come out, they're normally shit.
>>335724131
Bullets don't make you fall limp with x's for eyes anon- not unless they hit neuro shit.
Otherwise they'll just have functional deficits in whatever the bullet hit and start bleeding.
How do people not know this?
>>335723647
People have different tastes.
It's possible to coexist as long asthe futa getting fucked has balls and no vag.
Otherwise it would be just unacceptable.
>>335724131
The first guy ran for a bit and then died on the spot.
>>335716609
dude i remember this exact illustration. i had that issue.
i asked my friend to high five me with this method after i read it, and the high five was so perfect it made a huge booming clap
>>335724518
>Get shot in the gut
>Don't go into shock
Maybe if you're on PCP
>>335724465
Fuck off
>>335724485
So you can't give me a reason.
I thought this was serious, people blaming a website for being losers, but I guess it's a joke?
>>335724624
Do you even know what shock is?
>>335724554>with balls and no vag
My brother of another color
>>335724640
>Fuck off
lmao
Test you knowledge.
damn.dog
>>335724204
???
>>335721147
Who draws these? I would read a comic by them.
>>335724640you're in denial, it's okay
I play less than 10 hours a week, usually only around 3~ hours and that's if I'm trying out a bunch of games. I always end up dropping them. Haven't even finished one in the past couple years
>>335722065
Goku is against chemistry and cigarettes? Or is he saying that you shouldn't smoke near chemicals?
>>335725396
He's just reminding people that you're not allowed to smoke in the chemistry lab.
>>335724991
Why does that nigger have six fingers
>>335725624
Side effect of video games
>>335714756
Good thing VNs don't count as games, otherwise I'm screwed
I'm addicted to providing for women and children.
I think I have a problem.
>>335724991
>10 hours a week
>a problem
I spend almost half that on the toilet, do I need to be worried that I'm becoming addicted to shitting?
>>335726141
Sorry for your loss
>>335726148
You should be spending more times on gitting gud in video games, youshitter
>>335726082
Saved.
I hope spurdo is ok.
>>335726148
Quit comparing necessary bodily functions like eating, breathing and shitting to very unneeded hobbies like netflix, sex and video games
it's a retarded comparison
>>335726325
Here's the (You) you're looking for.
>>335721325
>>335721265
>>335726320
That's Gondola.
>>335717868
My car doesn't have an aux port.
>>335717868
>he doesn't buy anime CDs
>>335723982
whenever i hit a rough spot in life i search my mind and recall videos like these, and remember that i atleast don't live in Brazil.
>>335724779
So a man with a tit job?
>>335721265
H-He's fast?
>>335724554
>>335724779
>>335727352
God dammit, if it doesn't have a vagina it's a newhalf, not a futa.
Anyway, futa on shota is the best.
>>335727389
>not Futa on loli
Well I mean if you like having the penultimate taste, sure.
Is an addiction is only harmful if it interrupts your daily routine to the point it has a negative impact on the quality of your life. I read more than 25 hours a week, am I addicted to reading and should I stop? No, because that's all free time.
>>335714720
I'm addicted to the certain kind of sadness.
>>335727389
>>335727448
*Futa on futa
