Why does he have an M on his hat?
For Nintendo jackass
>>335707769
"Rated for mature"
Moltres, a pokémon made byNintendo
>>335707769
for MOBILE
>>335707769
It stands for macchinista which is Italian for "engineer" since he's a plumber.
For Metroid you colossal ass
hes wario's evil brother
It is his clan logo. You know like how Sauske Uchiha has that red and white thing, all the TF2 classes have their insignia somewhere, Luigi has an L. It is just his thing.
In this case, it just happens to look like an M; don't look too into it.
>>335707769
It stands for Mustache
>>335707769
Because he puts the M in S&M
They meant to put an 'N' for "Nintendo" but they used the wrong ASCII character number and decided to just leave it.
It stand for Mario, can we stop with this shitty meta thread now?
>>335707769
>hat is red
>skin is white
>eyes are blue
>M stands for freedoM
Holy shit
On his planet it stood for hope
>>335707869
This, M and N is the same in japanese, just like R and L
>>335707769
Mintendo
>>335707769
Maybe he's wondering why someone would fireball a man before jumping on their head
>>335708245
That doesn't make sense though
My name is Liam, but you don't see me walking around with L on my fucking hat
>>335708467
He's a big guy
>>335708350
More like Mario of MURDER
>>335708650
FOR WII U
it stands for memes
>>335708746
What is his master plan?
>>335707769
It stands for Miyamoto, the creator.
And fun fact, the L on Luigis hat stands for lettuce, which is green, which explains his green colour.
>>335708820
CRASHING THIS CONSOLE
>>335708952
WITH NO SALES
BUT FIRST
>>335708939
No, it stands for lap dancer
Luigi is lap dancer
>>335708939
That's actually close. It's a レ as in レタス (retasu).
>>335708339
>skin is white
are you blind, skin is a pale pinkish colour
>>335709071
Self-advertising back from his plumbing days. Still kept it for namesake, methinks.
M stands for Montreal
Mario is Ubisoft
>>335709151
It could also be a rotated へ as in へきしょく (green).
>>335707769
Most people think it stands for Miyamoto, but it's actually an upside down W. The answer might surprise you.
>>335707769
It stands for manchild
>>335707769
>>335707947
It's actually forMozartand it's a big conspiracy
>>335709409
It's a Σ tilted over. Mario is actually Σario. He fell on his head, losing his powers and his memory, and the Σ became tilted.
>>335709594
What is Nintendo hiding?
>>335708939
L stands for Lgreen you idiot
It stands for "Mario" you faggots
>>335709734
Why would he wear a hat with his name on it?
Mama Mia is his catch phrase, that's why.
>>335709676
Can someone post the Mario lore picture?
>>335707964
Mobile Man
Why didn't they call him this? Japan loves literal names.
Fun fact: Koopa (Bowser)'s name is a pun for the manga FX indicating that a mouth is opening wide. Koopa's primary attack is arguably the fireballs he spits out his mouth.
>>335709734
Don't be dense you tinfoil hat fuck
It stands for "Mintendo" the shell corporation owned by Nintendo in which they do all their dirty back door dealings
>>335709594
This theory needs to go back in the Baitoven.
>>335709734
WHAT THE FUCK IS A "MARIO"
>>335709817
The M stands for Mintendo which is how you say Nintendo in the Japanese language.
>>335709913
It's actually Meintendo. It was originally a German company from the Axis days.
>>335709734
Mario doesn't love himself. Why would he wear a hat reminding him who he is?
>>335710012
No, the other one
>>335709808
Mimi Demi is his catchphrase you nip sucker
>>335710078
This
It was sold under a secret treaty in Hitler's last days to continue research started by the Holocaust and unit 731
>>335708593
I also don't see you jumping on turtles and turning into autistic cats throwing sunflower seeds on fire, but those are all things Mario does.
>>335710116
>The downside of being a vorarephile...
You don't have to specify "downside" if the entire thing is terrible.
>>335709808
His catchphrase is "It is I, The Mario" you idiot
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>>335708593
Mario has memory problems from hitting his head on so many bricks. He needs something to help remind him what his name is every time he says " It's-a me, Mario!"
>>335708032
>this ugly ass chick looking down on anyone
>>335709808
>>335710226
>>335710365
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>>335707769
i think this picture is going to reveal the answer you are looking for
It's for the "me" in
It's gonna take a lot to drag ME away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
>>335710479
I didn't realize his head was in his fist.
>>335710330
Right, and I suppose footfags are supposed to be better.
>>335710667
That's cause he thinks with his fists. Mario has severe aggression issues
>>335710548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCkY3hRb58M
not a single 90's kid in this thread
fail.
>>335710771
no you autist bottom of the barell fetish lover
>>335710771
Yes they are by far better
Not even the guy your replying too
>>335710871
Shit is worse
why is there a tetris block on his hat?
>>335707769
Why does he wear the hat?
Why does he wear the hat?
>>335710871
>>335710953
>It's only okay if it's MY brand of degeneracy
Let's face it, we're all confined to our sexual desires, so arguing whose fetish is shittier is like arguing which poison are we going to take.
As long as we can agree that scat is a terrible fetish, though, that's all that matters.
>>335709273
these are the fucking best
>>335711350
B R A V O
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>>335711350
B R A V O
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>>335711312
Blonde hair fetish or milf fetish is 100 times better then imagining being eaten and digested by some animal or human. Trash fetish senpai
>>335710774
mario's life will endlessly be filled with pure rage. that's why his hat stands for Mad
>>335711417
>>335711518
F O X T R O T
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>>335711312
scat is not a DEATH fetish tho
>>335708467
>>335708650
>>335708746
>>335708820
>>335708952
>>335709038
>>335710012
could be worse
M for mature
The M is there because of his name "mushroom man".
>>335709143
Hot.
>>335711557
>Blond hair fetish or milf fetish is 100 times better then imagining being eaten and digested by some animal or human
The difference is that one's a harmless fantasy that boils down to fapping to art, while the other cucks you over for a nigger while stealing half your wage for the next 40 years.
>>335711669
And are you implying that vore always ends in death? I don't like graphical vore, I only primarily look at vore with no death or implied digestion.
>>335712065
>get eaten
>don't die
???
the M stands for money
>>335712261
And the L stands for LOSS
>>335712194
>he doesn't understand that there's non-fatal vore art
>doesn't understand why it is that it's a fantasy
I bet you fap to anime, you double standards nigger.
>>335712325
>>335708032
why do americans use red cups?
>>335707769
I never thought about that.
>>335712569
Cheap and disposable cups made by the biggest company that makes cheap and disposable cups.
The question is I guess why Dixie decided to make them red to begin with.
What do you use?
>>335712569
The cups are vibrant and attractive.
>>335712851
Is that to distract you from the rancid birds holding them?
It's M for Miyamoto