I want my $80 back. Fuck this game.
>>335685220
No way, the gameplay and Arwing transformation gimmick actually looks cool.
I guess /v/ will always be filled with shitposters....
>>335685768
Nice reverse shitpost. The gyro sucks. The walker sucks. The motion controls suck.
gutgud OP, that's all you need
I WANT MY $500 BACK
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>335685220
Git gud
>>335685220
Why did you spend $80 on it?
>>335685893
This poster sucks.
>It's a gyrowing mission
>>335685220
>>335688945
How did you spend $80 on it? That seems pretty impressive.
I want my $299.95 back
>>335688945
probs australian
As soon as i got to the gyro copter i just had to put the wiiu pad down
I know your pain op. Nintendo is just one giant gimmick machine these days. Fuck them for hyping up this game
Funny how I see this being reposted constantly.
I'd bet $80 that you don't even own a Wii U, let alone the game.
>>335689069
You sucks.... my dick!
>>335689225
I think you need to go back to tumblr you whiny faggot
No please, go even slower, you might lightly tap a wall that way.
>>335689317
Look here. Defend this >>335689451
Go fuck yourself
>>335688945
>>335689163
Shitty Canadian currency probably
I spent the 80 beaver dollars and I'm enjoying it just fine
>>335685220
>$80
>For a short game
>>335689451
I don't get it
>>335685220
All they needed is online multiplayer
The skill ceiling in this game is so high that, online multiplayer would have been the bees knees
>>335685220
It's almost like paying for the 50th Nintendo game remake/reboot/revision/rebirth is a bad idea
>>335689626
Its a single stage mechanic like the Blue Marine was and it's built around helping the player learn more about Gyro controls.
>1.5 levels make the rest of the game irredeemable shit
>>335690490
It is not a single stage mechanic, did you even play the fucking game?
>>335685220
I quite like it. Once you get use to the Gyro it feels really good.
A couple of days after its released and there's been little talk of this garbage.
Just got my rent yesterday and playing sector y felt more like a chore than an enjoyment.
The level itself is easy as fuck but the difficulty lies in those awful controls.
Why anyone defends this atrocity is beyond me.
It is the StarFox game I've always wanted but I never asked for these shitty motion controls.
Fuck you Miyamoto.
>that one corridor level where youre going really fucking fast, faster then the N64 game
now imagine if the whole game was like that, with a normal control scheme
>>335689106
>It's a pseudo platformer walker mission
It doesn't stop, even the landmaster is almost as bad if it didn't have the charge shots because the normal ones are totally useless.
>>335690930
Would have been personal GOTY for me.
>3 hours 40 minutes
>Have unlocked and completed all stages
Meh, so what now.
I could go get the medals and try again for high scores, but I'm just not feeling any replay urge from this game, and any level that has too much all-range mode isn't that fun to me.
>>335685220
It's better than the original which allows me to bypass my collecting autism and not give a shit about it anymore. Same with Zelda 64 titles, the remakes are simply better.
>walker sections
>walk back and forward with left stick
>walk left to right with right stick
>Press down on right stick to hover
>Aim with the gyro
Who the fuck thought this shit was a good idea?
>>335691125
>Better than the original
Nice bait
>>335691063
So, when you played 64 and SF SNES and completed all stages, you didn't play it anymore?
>>335691206
>better everything than the original
>still somehow not better than the original
Nice try nostalgia fag. Zero is clearly better in every single aspect.
>>335691263
Those had much more fast paced and engaging stages than Zero, getting back to those was much easier.
>>335691263
64 has less all range mode, more paths to find (and outside of Aquarosa and defeating Wolf quickly enough to go to Fortuna, none of the alternate paths in Zero are meaningful), and it just felt more fun and simple overall.
>>335691206
Pretty sure he's talking about SNES, which is a dumb comparison.
>>335685220
lmao loser, i paid less than 50$ for first print with official tshirt, great game tho.
>>335691429
EBIN SHITBOST FOR THE WIN =DDDDD
>>335691429
>Zero is clearly better in every single aspect.
Not in the gameplay aspect, mind you. Which of course, a graphics whore like yourself wouldn't understand.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I thought the Star Fox 2 because the walker concept was a big mistake and should be shelved forever.
I wish i was wrong.
>>335690751
Yes I did, you use it for Zoness and for the last tiny bit of Area 3 which I wouldn't count as a full stage. Also I can say that it isn't as Slow as everyone memes about it being.
>>335685893
You can turn the gyro and motion controls off.
>>335693331
You can disable them when not shooting and that's it.
>>335690930
Yeah that was fun.
A shame it only lasted for 2 minutes.
>>335685893
>The walker sucks
How did they fuck them up so hard when StarFox 2 did them perfectly.
>>335690930
>doesn't even last 5 minutes and is followed by "Corneria at sunset" and the single worst final stage of the entire series
>>335685220
Do you faggots have a brain tumour or what? The controls are fine.
Mind you the game has some pretty big flaws but the controls are not one of them. Hell the game would feel blander without them,
>just did a mission taking out huge ships then sneaking through the shield of a bigger ship which resulted in a fight with Star Wolf
>then I went back to the first level and used a wormhole to fight the fortress in water
At what point am I supposed to not like it /v/?
>>335693979
> Use one stick to turn left and right
> Use the other one to move forward/backwards
> Use the same fucking stick to hover/jump by pressing down
> Aim with the gyro
I know you fags are doing some serious post-rationalization but the controls are one of the biggest flaws of this otherwise amazing game.
>only made 25k on Japan
Star Fox? More like Star Flop!
>>335694493
Why did they call it Star Fox Zero?
Because only idiots with zero brain capacity would purchase this shit.
>tfw I paid 1400 tacos for that shitty game.
Why does vidya has to be a patrician hobby in Mexico /v/?
>>335694419
The gyro works fine. I only dislike having to use the right stick to do barrel rolls.
>otherwise amazing game
It's good and I like it as a Star Fox fan but I wouldn't go that far
>>335693025
You also don't have to use it on Area 3, you can skip going underground entirely after your first play through. But people didn't actually play the game so of course they don't know that.
>>335695064
Because unfortunately Mexico is a shithole
I paid nothing for it and I still feel ripped off.
>>335690930
I thought it was cute.
>>335685220
Thats what you get for playing a furry game only to up your Smash cred
>>335685220
>mfw I ordered with amazon prime
>mfw the case for starfox guard had a broken clasp that keeps it from closing at all
>mfw I'm using this as an excuse to get a full refund
I'm returning a Starfox game and it feels fucking terrible, man. $50 is $50 bucks, though. I can't justify keeping it at that price when I already know I never want to touch it again.
Reminder that this has been and will always be the highest rated game in the star fox series
>>335696638
Execpt its not
Adventures is
>>335696751
Except it's not. 64 is.
>>335696638
Star Fox 64 both 3D and normal are rated higher, same as Adventure and Command.
>only barely gotten past the tutorial
>havent started the story at all
>the gimmicky controls already make me want to die
do i even want to start
>dollar goes down
>instantly LOL FAGS GAMES ARE $10 MORE
>dollar goes up
>month later LOL FAGS WE CAN'T CHANGE PRICES YET
>>335697039
I am surprised games still cost 60. By their dumb logic they should be at 90 nooooooh wait a minute.
Season passes. Nevermind.
>They fell for the "Nintendo makes good games" meme
>game isn't what I expected so I'll bitch about it instead of returning the game for a full refund
Grow a pair and a brain op. Also don't toss your receipt.
Shit like this happens all the time. I didn't like XCX but my bros do and I can always let my friend borrow it.
is the story connect to spinoff gamecube games?
>>335697607
It's a revision of SF64 basically.
>>335697021
Outside of the Walker, the controls are serviceable, biggest complaint is barrel roll using right stick. You'll get used to the motion controls.
Its the dual screen thing that's really annoying.
The TV view doesn't give a proper reticle for long distance aiming - its only accurate for enemies right in your face, and when the game forces Target View on a boss (WHY) you absolutely have to use the Gamepad.
You can press the minus button to swap views so you don't have to physically look down at the Gamepad if you don't want to, but its still annoying.
>>335697565
>No one is allowed to complain
Yeah no, fuck off. The controls are legitimately bad. OP is doing a favor to those who are on the fence on buying it.
It's a good rent at best but paying more than 20 bucks for this shit is retarded.
>>335697367
>he doesn't remember when nes-snes-genesis games went for 80-120 dollars
Not saying I'm not grateful for an age of cheap games, but expensive gaming isn't new.
>actually trusting nintendo in the year 2016
>they wont even show the NX even though its releasing in less than one year
how many more expensive life lessons are you going to need before you learn OP?
>>335697859
That's exactly my fucking problem with this shit.
>Oh so it's pretty much like Splatoon and I don't have to look at the gamepad screen? Cool
>Hold on that enemy is way too far. Where's the reticle? Why the fuck am I missing? You mean I have to look at this shit? Ok...
>Look down, shoot some objectives.
>Look back at screen, half my life bar is gone
What the fuck
>>335698030
Inflation bro. Look it up.
The Jaguar was at 600 as well. It was the PS3 of its era yet nobody seemed to bring that up.
>>335697936
No you're right and op has right to complain, I definitely get how gyro controls may not stick for some people. Renting is a good idea.
I'm just tired of seeing threads full of shit posting and topic starters being copy pasta or pretentious contrarian black and white statements rather than something more balanced.
I haven't played the game yet myself and while I got use to splatoons controls I'm not entirely sure if I'd like the controls for flight. Still could be fun given that most complaints aren't enough to deter me and I've had more fun with games /v/ pans/shitposts about rather than praise constantly.I'd fuck off to vg but shits more of a circle jerk there
>>335698438
In Splatoon you were not required to look down at the gamepad screen during the action and it's quite comfortable to aim with.
This atrocity took it to another level by making you focus on 2 screens. Bravo Miyamoto.
>>335695110
You can also play Zoness with the Arwing and Walker once it gets it's hacking ability.
>>335699384
>"Trust your view from the cockpit, my son"
I seriously couldn't believe they made James say this shit during the final fight just to reminded us that, yes, the game uses the gamepad screen.
>>335694493
Provide a source to this, I need a good laugh.
>>335695064
Because you guys are gonna be paying for a wall soon.
![star-fox-64-n64-ingame-31776[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/dchxP6L.gif "star-fox-64-n64-ingame-31776[1].gif")
>>335699384
The sad part is all they need to do to make the TV view more usable for aiming is make the smaller outer reticle further away.
I think even SF64 had the outer reticle calibrated for farther off aiming than Zero does. I've seen it outside of the larger inner reticle's view all the time in 64, while in Zero its almost always inside it.
See pic if you don't get what I mean, the smaller reticle shows that shots go more leftward the further they go.
I got a free month of gamefly so I could give this shit a shot.
I want my free month back.
>havent started playing
>threw away the receipt
>everyone says its shit
fuck what do guys
>>335689106
>>335701367
Look for that receipt and return it. NOW.
Before it's too late.
This is coming from a die hard Star Fox lover.
>>335701523
you think gameshit will let me exchange it for something else without the receipt? that fucker is long gone now
>>335701623
I hope you're not talking about gamestop because otherwise you're absolutely fucked.
>>335701623
If you mean Gamestop they'll give you like 5 bucks if you don't have the receipt
>>335701831
guess i'll just have to play it and see what all the trash is about. that tutorial level had a wonky ass camera and the ship couldn't fucking turn but i hope it doesnt get much worse than that
>>335701992
If you don't like it, just ebay it while it's still full price.
>>335702104
is starfox guard good at least?
>>335702163
Haven't played it because I rented SF0. But I've heard is much better than Zero itself.
>>335701992
Oh boy wait till you get to the gyrowing and walker sections. You'll have a blast there.
>>335685220
>he bought starfox zero
>>335702163
I honestly didn't even touch it. I played through Zero and decided that was enough.
Man I never realized how comfy Star Fox: Assault was until now.
>>335702598
Why "comfy"?
>>335702762
It's rather easy with lots of enemies to demolish no sweat.
It kind of feels like a Musou game at times.
>>335699851
Sorry for the late reply
http://gematsu.com/2016/04/media-create-sales-41816-42416
>if it weren't because of the bundle Bullet Girls 2 could've surpassed SF0
>>335685220
How the fuck do you post on /v/ and still buy games on day one?
>>335703285
>http://gematsu.com/2016/04/media-create-sales-41816-42416
>101 xbones sold
my sides.jpeg
Daily wallpapers portion.
Why does Jim Sterling's speed rant from his blog count as a review on Metacritic?
>>335704528
no, he probably complained about the lack of open relationships anyway
>this 15 year long opening cinematic
holy shit i literally dont even want to get to the game
You're saying Nintendo made a game with forced motion controls? Stop the fuckin presses!
>>335685220
Back when I was a kid, I had a friend who paid £150 for an import of the original StarFox (which, when adjusted for inflation, is closer to £280 these days).
Spoilt rich kid. He later became a faggot. I was not involved. I just wanted to play StarFox.
The Jews did this
THESE CONTROLS ARE FUCKING GARBAGE
>>335706975
WOW I DIDN'T EVEN PRESS THAT BUTTON
WOW
THANKS KOJIMA
WOW
