This man just said something you find very funny.
How do you respond?
[Glass Him]
Say my iconic line.
Comfort Roche
Laugh
[Doubt]
>>335662652
let Thaler make a crude comment about his bollocks
>>335662652
I'll say something, then he'll murder my wife and cut my legs off while a bunch of people with crossbows come and kill every other character.
why isn't Iorveth in W3 fuck Roche
>>335665145
his path a shit that's unfortunatly required to get a full picture of what's happening in act 2 and 3. Defecting from henselt's camp with zoltan does seem like something rivery gerald would do but he has no reason to join llorveth when the choice comes up
>>335664816
tw2 doesn't imply heavy enough what blue stripes actually do
they are pretty much oprichnina(look it up) that main focus is elves but if country asks for it they will fuck up any noble or peasant need fucking up
>>335662652
By laughing?
fucking autists
anime.
anime girls, pictures.
anime posters. tea cups. vases, leggings and bracelets.
>>335665407
jesus christ
probably raped and killed people just cause foltest didn't like 'em
>>335665378
Wrong faglord. It's his best chance of getting Triss back. Gerry don't give a FUCK about foltest and roche.
>>335668517
but he is all about lifting evil curses that plague the land, especially for the promise of payment
>>335662652
>>335662652
*unzips dick*
>>335662652
Fuck you
Vernon 'Whoreson of the Golden Sun' Roche
Vernon 'Lapdog of the Hedgehog' Roche
Vernon 'Only thing I lack is more color black' Roche
Vernon 'My loyalty to Foltest was just a foul jest' Roche
Vernon 'Dead kings suit us Northlings' Roche
Vernon 'My only sin is the lilies on my skin' Roche
Vernon 'My mother became whore because taking care of me was a chore' Roche
Vernon 'In the name of the White Flame' Roche
Vernon 'Foltest was duck who run out of luck' Roche
Vernon 'Sacrifices at Sodden should be forgotten' Roche
Vernon 'The Nilfgaard Emperor is well worth dying for' Roche
Vernon 'Lilies were for sillies' Roche
Vernon 'Before long, the North will speak the Nilfgaardian tongue' Roche
Vernon 'Black and Gold never get old' Roche
Vernon 'Dame of the White Flame' Roche
>>335669024
pants*
>>335669349
hownew.ru
>>335669341
>black and gold
Geaux Saints!
and don't tell me you chose Dijkstra over Broche
>>335669341
>>335669483
Nah. No one sane would choose to help Djikstra, he's a retard.
>>335668517
Why would I want to get triss back. He was the worst redhair in w1. She only stayed with me because I allowed her to experiment with Jaqcues júnior.
>>335665407
Being special forces in feudal periods is pretty clearly secret police/storm troopers. In a lot of countries it's what they are now.
>>335669864
>tfw you find the note from Alvin in the Novigrad bookshop
He was right.... He was always right.. And he even saw the future where you killed him... and planned for you to save the universe anyway.
Fuck.
>>335669341
Benevolent Nilfgaard Empire>>>Northern savage tribes.
>>335670026
>nilfgaard
>benevolent
they're just people in fancy clothes and shaved faces who pretend that they are less barbarous. it's almost more disgusting that they attempt to hide it.
>>335670026
>benevolent
They hanged women from monasteries and temples because of "silly Nordling superstition".
>>335670102
The rule of nilfgaard is fair. It does not matter if you are a hairless monkey, a knive ears or a drunken manlet as long as you are loyal to the Empire. Northerns would rape peasent's daughters just for fun.
I fuck Ves
>>335670194
Nothing wrong with that.
Your next line is: *tips fedora*
>>335662652
>[ ] Your humor is as awful as ever, Roche.
>[ ] ...
>[ ] I don't have time for games, Roche
>[X] Hah, nice one, Roche!
Sarcastic deadpan voice: Ha! Nice one. I'm absolutely dying from laughter. Cut the bullshit and get to the point, I don't have time for this.
Nilfgaard winning is literally the best outcome.
I just finished The Witcher 2 a few hours ago, do I get to fuck Roche in the third game?
>>335671514
Yes.
Figuratively you can fuck him dead if you want to near the end.
>>335671514
Yeah. CDPR gave in to the waifufag and tumblr audiences.
>>335667867
>probably raped and killed people just cause foltest didn't like 'em
.
Well, Roche is confirmed as having
>raped for Temeria
>>335665145
youll probably see him in blood and wine, there was a leak yesterday im afraid
>>335662652
FOR TEMERIA, FOR FOLTEST.
>>335662652
whoreson
