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Last thread yesterday was fun, so let's try for another one.
Make any video game related wish and see it fulfilled, with an awful twist.
bump for interest, but uncreative asshat
>>335657503
I wish for a pvp arena, survival mod, bettet animations and fantastic alternative modded campaigns in Grim Dawn.
I want Mikan to live a *happy* life
>>335657704
Agreed but its published by EA and they have twice as many microtransactions as EVOLVE
Also you get punched in the dick
Ace Combat Sev-
Oh, how about a sequel for Nie-
Well then surely, Zero Esc-
No, I think I'm good. 2016 is a good year.
>>335657660
Your wish is granted, the thread is bumped and more wishes are granted.
However, the uncreativeness stirs on /v/ to the point where it's literally ALL Souls threads.
>>335657805
You and Mikan live happily together forever. She fulfills you in every sense imaginable, and you can see the love for you in her eyes grow daily.
However, you are found to have inoperable cancer and your life will be over in 6 months from the day you meet. She will spend the rest of her life in deep depression and endless torment.
>>335658002
Your wish is granted and 2016 is the best year of your life. All your favorite video games get amazing sequels, and your attain many new friends, experiences and riches.
As the first minute of 2017 passes, your riches start to drain, your friends start to despise you, and new information taint previously fun experiences.All your favorite series are turned to shovelware for iOS.
>>335657704
Granted. Grim Dawn all your wishes for Grim Dawn are granted, and the game prospers for decades to come.
However, with its success developers and publishers start pushing it to a wider and wider audience through mandatory patching and DLC, until the game is no longer fun to you.
>>335658676
>*All your wishes
Don't know why I opened with "Grim Dawn" again.
I wish Final Fantasy 8 got recognition as the greatest Final Fantasy game, which it is.
>>335659136
Wish granted. Every single other Final Fantasy is shit including every episodes to come.
>>335659602
Worth it. Fuck modern Final Fantasy, I'm done with the series, but I wish my favorite one was looked back upon better by others.
Dwarf Fortress finally gets finished.
I wish Tetris was the only recognized esport.
>>335658249
That's pretty impressive to be able to live happily forever in deep depression and endless torment.
>>335657503
I want a working CDI with working controllers, perfectly good copies of the Link:faces of evil Zelda:wand of gamelon, zelda's adventure, and hotel mario.
>>335659712
It gets finished, but is also optimized for gamers of any background. I.E. casualized.
I wish for Persona 5 to come out right fuckin now.
>>335659712
By a Triple A studio.
Give me a completed chapter 3 of metal gear solid v
>>335659712
Dwarf Fortress is deemed complete by the developer, and all your favorite features are there. Everything you ever wanted and a few things you didn't even know you want! They all work, and they're all balanced perfectly.
However, it's now an uncrackable subscription-based affair, that charges you a dollar more per hour you play.
>>335657503
I already got my Monkey Paw wish with Karin in SFV, I don't need another one.
>>335657503
I want a game where i can play a qt trap >girl that will generate tons of r34
>>335657503
I wish all fallouts not produced by Bethesda are considered non-canon
>>335657503
I want a sequel to metal arms: glitch in the system.
I wish dark souls 3 had better magic
>>335660526
Done. A sequel is greenlit and complete. It is exactly the game you hope to play and would be acclaimed across the ages as a timeless classic, however it's canceled due to internal developer struggles and is forever lost.
>>335660438
Granted. Bethesda publicly apologizes for all the shit in their Fallout games, and declares all of it non-cannon.
However, Zenimax is given the right to a Fallout MMO and it is endorsed as canon.
>>335660816
>grants wish.
>doesn't actually grant wish.
Wew
>>335660280
Upon the date the game would be published a global law prohibits all porn deeming it unethical shutting down all porn sites.
i want to live happily with my waifu by my side in the irl
make a nolf sequel.
I wish that the remaining wishes will be granted with regards to the intent of the wish rather than the vernacular
Bumping for most creative thread on /V/ for the last Five years
>>335661193
Wish granted butyou hate it
>>335657503
A new Obsidian Fallout.
>>335661545
Granted.
The game is of such low quality that obsidian and Bethesda both go out of business.
But hey, at least it was lore friendly.
>>335661417
>most creative thread in years starts with "THE ONE WE DID YESTERDAY WAS FUN LETS COPY IT AGAIN"
Are you fucking serious
I wish Warhammer 40k: Eternal Crusade lived up to all of its original promises.
>>335661626
>Bethesda goes out of business
Thank you, based monkey paw.
>>335657503
Ash crimson comes to life and we get married
I wish Spore didn't suck.
>>335661545
Granted.
The game is amazing, and one of Obsidians best works, however Bethesda only agree to pay Obsidian for their work if it gets at least a 98 on metacritic, and demand all sales profit goes to them. Bethesda then bribe the staff and it gets a 97, and Obsidian delcare bankruptcy and all of its staff retire from the games industry in shame, never to make a game again.
>>335662536
Granted.
Spore now blows
>>335663147
Okay, you got me there.
>>335657503
can i get a copy of madden
>>335661417
Granted. The thread is now bumped.
However, you suck dick.
>>335661701
Granted, the game now lives up to all the promise and it's the most fun and balanced game ever made, with staggering attention to detail in both mechanics and lore.
However the entire game is now in Portuguese.
>>335660040
Granted.
But it is released chapterly, for 5 chapters and one chapter every 3 months. It also only comes out for PC.
>>335663240
Granted, but it's Madden 1988 for MS-DOS.
I wish a new Power Stone game
>>335662521
Granted. But, he doesn't age well and starts aging early from stress at the tender age of 28. Every day looking less like the girly boy you married and more like some guy in that dress you loved so much.
>>335664225
Your wish is granted.
The new game features a P2W cash-shop that lets you, among other things, buy temporary invincibility.
>>335659962
Granted.
Dear monkey paw
I wish for a new Megaman X game for the PS4 with full HD sprites, classic 8 robot masters progression,rockin' chiptunes and minimal bullshit story
I want Bannerlord to be finished.
>>335657503
I want a really high quality hentai game with actual good gameplay and a budget
I wish Evolve didn't have all the DLC bullcrap.
>>335664516
Dear Anonymous.
Your wish is granted. You get Megman X9 in full HD glory for PS4. Beautiful sprites, amazing bosses, GOAT-soundtrack and story that knows to not get in the way of the fun.
However, the game is incredibly easy to exploit. You notice that when shooting you gain a few invisibility frames, and spamming the shoot-button will essentially make you immortal. The devs never adresse this issue.
>>335664410
Fuck
>>335657503
I wish Iwata to be alive.;_;
I wish PCMASTERRACE maymay never existed
>>335664971
Granted. Iwata now lives, and resumes his job at Nintendo.
He takes the lead of the NX, and runs it and the entire company so far into the ground that Nintendo is forced to sell its IPs to Sony within the year.
>>335657503
I want a new Mech Commander game with a campaign and unit customization a la Dawn of War 2
I wish Noel Vermillion was real and loved me as a lover.
>>335664994
The meme never existed. It's gone, and no one will ever make such a joke or invent a meme like it again.
However, PC gaming sells less than ever and it dies as a gaming platform.
>>335660618
Granted. Everyone now spams GMB and Havel's so it soaks up all the damage.
I wish Sony make a good movies and never touched gaymin industry
>>335662521
Granted, but Ash is a girl now.
>>335665217
She's now real, and loves you with every fiber of her body.
However, she will never be yours exclusively, and will always lust for and secretly take a multitude ofBBC. She will leave you if you call her out on it, or cheat on her, and you will never be loved again.
>>335664712
Granted. They had to rush it out to finish on time, so half the textures and models are shit and there's almost no gameplay.
I wish for this post to end in a 7.
I wish there'd be more 40k video games, and they'd all be of amazing quality.
I wish all Halo games were released on PC with full modding tools available to anyone who buys the game.
>>335665532
granted. You can't play as the Orks anymore.
I wish for a true sequel to Earthbound
>>335665532
Granted, but model sales tank and GW goes out of business along with the 40k IP.
I wish for chao garden to return to a Sonic game again
>>335665582
WAAAAGH
>>335665695
Worth it. Honestly, the IP needs to be in better hands.
>>335665689
Granted.
However, that sequel is Undertale.
>>335666203
But that's just a theory.
>>335665557
Granted. The games release with campaign and skirmish in tact, as well as extensive modding tools.
However, the games do not support multiplayer in any form, and the modding tools will never allow for such.
>>335664827
granted, but now it's framerate is shoddy at best and online nearly unplayble.
>>335666412
Afuck off MattTHEORY
>>335665375Even better
>>335664225
granted. but it's an edgy reboot that focuses more on a 1v1 situation so they can push for evo.
>>335666412
all Game Theory videos and anyone's memory of watching them are deleted. Also this guy finds something productive to do with his time, like basket-weaving.
>>335666454
I'm ok with this. No one plays Halo anymore anyway. I could live off bot missions easily.
>>335665820
>>335665820
granted. in fact it's the main focus of the game, but it's in a p2w mobile platform with tons of grinding for stat boosting and gaining animals to boost stats is akin to opening packs.
I wish for the Sly Cooper movie and all subsequent games to be 10/10's.
>>335666954
granted, but due to their newfound popularity with the now mainstream audience they fall back on meme references and focus group charts to push boxes, all fun and 10/10 but never the childhood gem you remember
I want an official release date on the new Zelda
>>335667745
Granted, it's 2019 and it will be at the end of the NX lifecycle.It will be episodic.
I wish for Dawn of War 3.
>>335668989
Granted. DoW3 is released exactly the way you want it to be. Except with one major flaw...
...it's a MOBA.
>>335657503
>monkey's paw
God fuck that I already had some real life ones come true.
>I want another Dungeon Keeper game
>I want another Battlefront game
>I want that Republic Commando sequel
>It'd be awesome if DD was an mmo
>>335669208
>I want another Dungeon Keeper game
I fucking feel for you man.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH67duada9E
I don't understand who thought this was a good idea.
I wish this thread would die.
