>Nintendo investors conference
>Investors lined up to enter the conference
>Now everyone is in their right place and waiting for the president of Nintendo to show up, when...
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>INVESTERS! WE VIDEO GAMES NOW!
>25 blonde Japanese naked chicks come in the room
>Dubstep plays loudly while the center of the room opens and comes out a stage with Skrillex playing maximum wubs
>Drinks are served as the windows open to show the stadium outside that is holding a massive-mega-ulta-wide-100k-black-dick-long screen presenting Nintendo's new console:
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>Legend of Boku no Zelda: The Legend of Zelda is playing in maximum 8k, 240fps per seconds
>Over 300 swords
>Time-traveling system, like ocarina of time but now you tune Epona like a fucking delorean so she can travel back in time
>Waifu system: over 500 choices to marry and have kidsincluding furries
>NO CENSORSHIP
>Watch all that Hilian cock enter your deku IN FULL HD
>Online mode
>Subscription price: FREE
>Backwards compatible since NES, accepting also all controllers
>Backwards compatible with PS4 and Xbone games too.
But this not all...
Gave me a laugh. I'll bump
>>335643763
>this not all
well, what the fuck else happened?!
>Backwards compatible with PS4 and Xbone games too
>>335643763
Fund it
OP here. Gotta do some working now, will keep you posted later.
>>335643763
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT ANON I'M DYING HERE
>>335643763
Better have some girls sucking my dick while i play, too.
>>335646084
K...
>>335646276
>the NX makes video games real
>nintendo girls all lusting for your dick
fund it nintendo
Paused my work just for you, anons.
Where I left it? Oh, yeah...
But that was not all...
>Suddenly, the lights go out, Skrillex stops playing and the Japanese blonde naked chicks stoped serving drinks
>"Testing... 1... 2... Can you heardo me?"
>Everybody listened that voice...
>That familiar voice:
>Investors, in unisound: "It cannot be"
>"PLEASE UNDERSTAND
>POST-MORTEM IWATA BACK ON THE RIG
>Now Skrillex and DeadMaus5 in the stage playing some psy-trance, black thick naked chicks enter the stage shaking dat ass
>More drinks
>More trailers
>MORE VIDEO GAMES
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>Smash Bros Ultra starts playing in a big screen in the sky, being carried by a zeppeling in the shape of a bullet bill
>150 fighters, not including miis
>One of the fighters is Iwate himself
>Iwate can be customized
>Single player campaing is about his history of the after-life
>Pass through the 7 stages of hell to come back and save Nintendo's ass
>Investors are literally blowing their minds
>Investors naked, throwing money at the zeppelin and signing checksIt's not over yet...
>>335647162
Keep us posted OP
Continuing
>A mountain of dollars was pilling up in Nintendo headquarters
>Investors was calling their wife and kids explaing that they would not come home any time soon
>"Sarah, I'm sorry! I can't come home anymore"
>"Tommy, you need to be strong for mommy!"
>"Amanda, please, never forget me".
>Reggie was in his shorts and flip-flops, basking in the sweet nectar of investor dollars when his regginator senses startled him
>"Oh no... Not now..."
>A tremor like a thousand atomic bombs being deployed in Hiroshima at once started.
>Investors started crying, naked with their drinks
>Skrillex and DeadMous5 now stoped playing to see what's going on
>Iwata comes flying next to Reggie and says...
>"It's now, oldu frend. They comming."
>Reggie now taking his true android form: "I know"
>>335649575
The End ?
>>335649575
>"I smell that!", said the other Japanese man
>He was of middle age, and came flying in his super aura of power
>Investors were astonished by that man, who looked so powerfull and had an golden aura of pure gold milked by poor players with broken promisses
>Iwata: "WHAT DOING U HERE? THIS MINE INVESTERS!"
>Reggie: "He knows no bounds, old friend! All he wants is... Investors Money!"
>Mysterious Investor Seeker: HIHIHIHI (evil laughter) Are you back from ded, Iwata? I thought I buried 'U' good since lastu time...
>Iwata:"I would neva surrenda!"
>Mysterious Investors Seeker: Surranda or no surrenda, U go down. Investers mine!
>Iwata: "FITE ME, KAZ!"
>Kaz Hirai: "U want to die?"
>Iwata: "Reggie, call Bill! We can't win alone!"
>Kaz Hirai: "How shameful... COME! LET'S SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!
>Iwata: "PLEASE UNDERSTAND!"
>Kaz: "FOR THE PLAYA!"
>Kaz and Iwata started screamming weeaboo things and channeling their power, became blonde with long hair and started a battle in the speed of light to see who would be the new king of the investors
>Meanwhile, Reggie was searching for Bill in the Nintendo headquarters, so they would have a chance against Kaz and his ultrapoweful almost 60fps punches
>In the middle of all of that... Was the investors, Nintendo headquarters and a multi billion piles of dollars.
>Also, Skrillex and DeadMaus5 now joined Porter Robinson for maximum music deliriumIN THE NEXT EPISODE: WHO WILL CONQUER THEM DOLLARS?
>>335651510
That escalated quickly
>>335651510
>Porter Robinson
Nice.
Quick! Someone post a thread theme.
>>335643763
Fuck, I've been looking for this gif but I'm at work for another hour.
>>335654946
http://i.imgur.com/dx8s8bB.gif
Save the link and thank me later.
>>335651510
THEN WHAT
>>335651510
I'm dying of anticipation OP
>>335655820
And then...
>Kaz and Iwata keep fighting for over 10 hours straight, nonstop
>Name calling, total sales shaming, exclusives screaming, nut grabbing, advertising manipulation and everything dirty in the game industry occurred in that fight
>It was useless, because no one would give up
>When Kaz tried again shame Iwata with a youtube review of a Wii U, Iwata rapidly dodged by retro-visual-third-dimensioning the space around him, like a New 3DS can, and unziped his cock and dick-slaped Kaz, leaving him on the ground.
>Kaz: ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISHNESS! Let's go to the REAL battle:
CONSOLE REVEALS!
>Porter, Skrillex, DeadMaus5 and West Klintwood now started playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xjnN-hInTk
>Kaz: YOU CAN'T HANDLE 4K, IWATA! JUST GIVE UP ALREADY!
>Kaz unbutton his bollocks and show his massive, thick, probing PS4KNeo
>4K of raw power, new chips and tricks, with a custom overflowed-mid-sized-turbo Dual Shock 5, face plates comes in 10 colors, 2 of them are waifus.
>Together, it was The Last of Two, a side history of The Last of Us, passing in the same time of the adventures of Joe and Ellie. It's two gay brothers trying to survive in a place where there's no more dicks to suck, so they will never stop to find a place where they can suck dicks forever.
>Kaz: "HOW'S THAT, IWATA? IF YOU GIVE UP NOW, I CAN EVEN PRE-ORDER ON FOR YOU! HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI"
>Iwata was sweating profusely, he knew his hardware was solid, but to achieve that power... It would need time to channel the power of his harware developers to build a chip that could be powerful enogh to reach a 4K limit-break, but this would be not enough. Where's Bill when you need him?
Continue...
>>335652785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
>Iwata: KAZ! YOU CAN'T KEEP BRING YOUR PLAYERS DOWN! STOP TELLING LIES! YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T PLAY IN 4K! IT'S JUST ANOTHER BLU-RAY SUPER HD PLAYER, FOR ANOTHER 300$!
>Kaz: "NANI?!"
>Iwata: KAZ! PLAYERS NEED MORE THAN JUST NUMBERS IN A MACHINE! THEY NEED A TRUE EXPERIENCE, THEY NEED TO FEEL PART OF SOMETHING! BUT YOU WOULD NEVER UNDERSTAND... I TRIED, KAZ! I TRIED TO MAKE YOU LISTEN! SO PLEASE! UNDERSTAND!
>Iwata (thinking): "Now that's my chance!" Kaz was distracted, muttering the words "cinematic", "quick time event" and "dlc"
>Iwata: "DO A BARREL ROLL!"
>Iwata was flying in speed of sound, rolling, and his hand came with a force of thousand red shells with mushrooms in the left face of Kaz, making him fall on the ground, causing a big chasm in the front of the headquarters of Nintendo to be formed.
>Iwata: This isn't enough! WHERE'S BILL? BIIILLLLLLL!
Meanwhile, at the undergrounds of the Nintendo Headquarters...
AWAITING RESULTS OP
I can't keep with the story today anymore.
Can someone screencap this?
I'll end Iwata's saga tomorrow, after work.
>>335655461
Thanks, man.
>>335649575
microsoft invasion confirmed
