>mfw dex build
>mfw he's using a shield with a katana
>mfw he's wearing the knight set while wielding a katana
>mfw he's holding L1 to win the video jogo
>mfw he's using a katana
>mfw this is going to be a real shitshow
>starts with the knight
>we're gonna go dex
>two people who don't know a damn thing about Dark Souls 1 just there because fuck it
>Pat has to explain every little Dark Souls 1 related thing to them because Woolie just refuses to play through the game
>>335643439
>We went from Woolie playing
>to Pat and Woolie playing
>To just Pat playing
>>335645194
At least the first 3 videos aren't woolie dying to Iudex over and over because "I want to see what it can do before I attack"
>>335645445
Too bad every video is going to be Matt and Woolie memeing as Pat actually pays attention to the game, because he's the only one that actually knows anything about the first game.
>>335645194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXlwpkq6ZkQ
>another month and a half playthrough where autists will run in and poop everywhere while crying over every decision they make and every nothing item they miss
>>335643439 (you)
>>335643807 (you)
>>335644223 (you)
>>335645194 (you)
happy souls season everyone
please kill yourself
>>335645609
At least Matt's forced jokes getting ignored because Woolie is more interested in what Pat is saying is fucking hilarious
>>335645609
>Lucky Ted
It's already begun
e-celeb threads belong on /b/ please leave
check my 4
>>335645974
check my cake
>>335645194
Pat's playing pretty well. I'm glad i'm not watching a shitfest of woolie playing. Or matt trying to steer the boat thinking he's cool and funny because he knows punisher lore.
The only problem is pat's focusing on the game and we have to to hear woolie and mat yell about nothing funny.
>>335645974
Shit.
>>335643439
>mfw he's using a shield with a katana
>mfw he's wearing the knight set while wielding a katana
>mfw he's holding L1 to win the video jogo
>mfw he's using a katana
I fought a guy with the exact same description while i was wielding a Katana too.
Thing is, that faggot didnt up Endurance and i did, i fucking love how i just deplated his stamina and just backstabed the fuck out of the guy and threw a undead charm at him.
Fucker was trying to use estatus flasks for like 3 times in a row and went back to the bonefire to summon a phantom.
I love how you can see the panic those player goes though sometimes.
>>335643807
>being a mercenary shitter
knight/pyromancer or go home faggot, any other class is trash
>>335646151
>playing pretty well
He's just holding his shield up and going for backstabs. That's hardly "playing well."
>>335643439
The videos actually been surprisingly good. Pat is playing quite well, without being super-careful and slowing the game down.
He read the key description and goes like "I bet the castle area is a later, seperate one."
He acts smart, plays good, and manages to be entertaining. And yet here you are, shitting on their videos yet again. More proof that the DS community is cancer.
Sage in all fields!
>>335645824
I love how Matt gets shut down every time he tries to bring up a forced joke, like Hamburger Backpack.
>>335646343
>a knight wielding a shitty nip sword is fine
>>335646085
ah jesus fucking christ I think I got diabetes just from watching this webm
>>335646505
>The videos actually been surprisingly good. Pat is playing quite well, without being super-careful and slowing the game down.
We need to see how he does against Vordt before we can really say that.
But I do agree, he's going kind of slow in areas but overall it's significantly better than Bloodborne or DaS 2.
>>335645849
What the fuck is Lucky Ted even?
I feel like every word out of Matt's mouth is a forced meme.
>>335643439
>Matt is in the lp
I was looking forward to this one too..
>>335646151
>Or matt trying to steer the boat thinking he's cool and funny because he knows punisher lore.
Isn't Matt doing a terrible job in Punisher? I never remember the controls being that twitchy.
There's also the fact Matt is terrible at telling stories, he tries to focus on the most worthless aspects of the story and has that slow, vaguely drink and/or retarded drawl that makes things awkward for everyone.
>>335645609
>>335645609
>Pat actually pays attention to the game
Is this some kind of sick twisted joke?
>>335646592
>"holy shit, i can change my armor?"
that's you familia
>>335646798
>What the fuck is Lucky Ted even?
It's Matt trying to force a character (much like Rage of Africa or Zubaz) that's "a guy with 50 Luck who bumbles his way through winning the game through that stat alone."
>>335647034
>knight armor
>not picking the highest dex class
Pat's retarded m80
>>335646592
I started as a Cleric. Then I found the Butchers Knife and become a Muslim Imam.
It's almost like there are options.
>>335647170
Are you fucking serious? I remember him making the stat joke but the fact that he made a pretend character out of it is fucking cringey.
>>335647218
Didn't Pat choose Dex after Woolie and Matt, the two people that have never played a Dark Souls game in their life, screamed at him to do a Dex build for the first half of the first video?
I fucking remember Woolie of all people clamoring for him to drop all his shit and go for some wild, unrealistic build because "it's something the other LPers aren't doing."
>>335647027
Except he is totally paying attention to the game
>>335647365
>I remember him making the stat joke but the fact that he made a pretend character out of it is fucking cringey.
Have you been listening to the more recent videos? 10 minutes doesn't go by without Matt talking about Lucky Ted.
>>335647379
I thought he decided that himself before the playthrough even started.
![[dragon noises].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6R4RCQy.jpg "[dragon noises].jpg")
>>335647453
I guess my body has adapted to tuning him out. I don't fucking know, man.
>autists talking about youtubers who play videogames for them
>because they don't have friends and youtubers are the only way they can connect to people
despicable, fuck neo /v/
where are the janitors
>Standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF A CHEST
>[X] OPEN CHEST
>He moves on and doesn't even see it
FUCKING STOP TALKING AND PAY ATTENTION
>>335646994
Isn't he pretty much confirmed an alcoholic at this point, he's always the first to get shit faced when they stream and has been drunk in several videos
>>335644223
>Woolie just refuses to play through the game
Their planning is retarded, but to his credit Woolie said a few days ago that he still hasn't touched DS1 so that he can play it fresh on the channel.
They would have probably done it already if From didn't drop a game every fucking week and Matt didn't hog all of their slots with his shitty action figure and wife videos.
>podcast of them shitting on XIV
>they actually believe the DLC list is real
>matt is still fucking talking about that cat adoption thing on the podcast
>5 seconds after Pat gets control of his character he IMMEDIATELY spouts more misinformation saying "the fast roll weight is 75% now CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?"
>close the video right there
how and why do you people watch this shit.
>>335647774
>They would have probably done it already if From didn't drop a game every fucking week and Matt didn't hog all of their slots with his shitty action figure and wife videos.
Matt made those shitty videos because everyone else was either unavailable or sick.
>>335647773
He's an alcoholic man-child that actually lies to the fitness trainer he's hired to get him in shape. Matt is a sad little man.
>>335647531
No really, try listening to it. You can almost feel everyone getting uncomfortable at the realization this is going to be a recurring thing for Matt.
>>335647170
>>335647365
It's evolved past that. Lucky Ted is now a man who lucks his way through life, not just a Souls character. He is literally the luckiest man in creation.
>>335647652
>tfw I first played through the game with my best friend
>tfw I'm now watching my best friend play through the game for his first time
>tfw I'm not such a no-fun Nancy I can also watch some videos of other people playing through it
It feels good, mang
>>335647774
>Woolie shitting through Dark Souls
NO. Godfucking dammit I'm already tired of Demon's, my only interest is to Scrapping Spear the shit out of Woolie or stunlock him with the Dragon Bone Smasher.
>>335647963
Pat comes off as a complete tryhard. That's why we need Matt and Woolie there.
>>335647936
I'm interested in it an animal lover. Never thought about adoption before.
Matt's still shit though.
>group is usually careful around JoJo spoilers
>Matt finishes BT and shows no restraint
>>335647774
his shitty wife and toy videos literally do not take up a slot when he releases them. fuck off.
>>335648031
I know that feel, bro. It's a good feel. In fact, I'm going to buy DaS3 for my other buddy when I next get paid so I can co-op it with him. It's going to be his first Souls game. Isn't it nice to enjoy video games and have friends?
>>335648153
Matt apologist go away
>>335648153
Fuck off Liam
>>335648282
>>335648330
fuck off. There is nothing wrong with extra, additional content that doesn't appeal to me. I didn't watch those stupid videos because they're cringy as fuck but why would I be upset they exist? Someone somewhere liked them and they didn't interfere with their normal schedule so why do you give a shit?
>>335648137
Dude, JoJo's old as fuck. Who cares about spoilers? I was spoiled on Dio's return in Stardust Crusaders while still reading Phantom Blood, and I didn't give a shit because of how long it's been out. That's like getting upset at Berserk Golden Age arc spoilers.
>>335648031
big difference between watching and talking with an actual fucking FRIEND than watching some shill play videogames like shit because you need a social fix, you jabroni
>>335648470
>defending matt showing off all the toys he's hot glued
>>335643439
>muh entertainment video game players aren't tryhard enough
who gives a fuck
>>335648540
What I was getting at was that I wasn't using ut as a "social fix," guy. I have friends that I'm around often. Is there really anything wrong with just relaxing and watching some vidya videos from time to time?
Alright, so how much do you lads want to bet that we're going to hit Part 20 with Woolie still not understanding a single thing that's happening on the screen?Where do you think they're going to hit The Wall?
>Matt whining about Part 2's ending on the podcast
>>335648959
Wait, is this something that's happened recently?
I wonder if Matt is self aware enough to know he's by far the least popular
>>335643439
Holy shit, the game looks way easier if you start as a Knight. I started as a Thief and got my shit pushed in.
>>335648916
>Pat and co. go all the way through the abyss watchers path
>get attacked by Irithyl dog
>they try to run past it but get hit by the forcefield
>"WE HAVE TO BEAT THE DOG"
>cue them wasting most of the video trying to fight the dog only to realize they need to back track to Cathedral of the Deep.
>>335649109
He knows people make fun of him and dislike him, in the ds2 lp Pat mentioned him getting mad at being called fartgas mcsimpson
I can see it now
>They reach Anor Londo
>Pat starts shitting himself from the realization
>Woolie awkwardly pretends to be as hype despite not actually getting the reference
>Matt is either dead silent or makes some shitty joke that gets ignored and gets butthurt about it
>>335649109
he's only the least popular here on /v/.
>>335649078
Yes. He basically complained that Part 2's ending was too happy and that the way Cars was defeated.
>>335649373
I can guarantee Matt is going to either get incredibly uncomfortable or incredibly perverted when they see the Silver Knight looking at Gwynevere's portrait.
My money's on uncomfortable, Matt has always been awkward with sexuality.
>>335649373
>implying Pat doesn't already know about Anor Londo
come one man.
>>335648916
The lift in Undead Settlement is going to fuck their shit up, Pat still thinks after guard breaking an enemy you can only do a normal attack.
>>335649078
he finished Battle Tendency
still better than hearing Woolie talk about Gundam or Jojo
>>335646458
hey man that's how you won in ds1 with the least effort, not really his fault
>>335649465
>>335649507
What the fuck took him so long to get through the second part? Hasn't he been into JoJo for like fucking forever?
>>335649667
Matt is a man-child, he can't put effort into something because that implies dedication.
>>335649507
>implying
Notice how he never mentioned Stroheim whenever he talked about part 2 on the podcast? He's total tumblrtard.
>Watching the DaS 2 playthrough
>Woolie has entire rows of unused souls
WHAT'S THE POINT IN CARRYING 80k WORTH OF SOULS IF YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO USE THEM.
>>335649872
Blame it on Pat. He's also the reason why they hardly ever used their motherfucking effigies.
>>335649481
This. It's so obvious that Pat has already spoilered himself to death.
>Like 75% of the group
>Still have to put up with Matt McManchild in ALL LP's
>>335643439
>mfw this is going to be a real shitshow
isn't that the point?
most of their best material are shitshows
hell their Xcom LP was their best stuff in years because of that.
>>335649489
He commented that he figured it out by part 7.
>Pat completely walking by items and a chest
Oh boy.
>>335649949
Why is Pat so terrified of using consumables?
Has Silent Hill and Resident Evil fucked him so hard he can never even fathom a game that doesn't use their rules?
>>335649784
And Woolie talks like he knows all of Gundam when all he does is regurgitate shit from /m/. Fucker hasn't even watched 0080 or any of the decent UC shows yet fellates Zeon all the damn time. There's a reason Space Traitor should be his nickname all the time.
>>335643439
"Hunh, all the stats level up defenses"
Finally he notices. Fucking only took him 5 games.
>>335650235
I guess that's it. All those survival horror games have fucked him up when it comes to using any items in any game of any genre ever.
>>335649507
I actually wish they'd talk more about Gundam, at least for Zeta. The fact Woolie doesn't talk about Kamille ever and acts like Char's Counterattack is an amazing end goal is already disappointing, but given Pat liked Evangelion of all things, I can't imagine he gets through Zeta without appreciating character development and how fucked things get.
>>335649667
he refuse to read them online and only reads the jojonium editions
Before it seems that he has only seen the anime, I don't even know if he has watched the OVA
>>335650178
Yeah, but XCOM was a fun kind of shitshow, one where they won't be stuck in one place for hours running back and forth. The Souls games on the other hand are a totally different kind of shitshow, where no progress can be made for many parts and it's absolutely a no-fun zone.
>>335650265
actually he talked about watching War in the Pocket on the podcast recently
>>335650030
Maybe someday he'll do something other than act like a salty manchild and quote OSWreview.
Probably not.
>>335649949
Pat could not have made that game shittier for someone like Woolie.
>never ever use effigies
>stop trying to level up after the half way mark
>lets just not give a shit about vigor at all, HP is for babies.
>btw we haven't played in a month
>while we're at it lets get rid of that crutch shield you've used and head into the hardest parts of the game
>>335650670
Finally? It only took him fucking how long to finally watch it? Did he give an opinion on it that didn't sound like it came from /m/?
>>335650352
>>335650807
Pat is way too enamored with the survival-horror games of his long-forgotten youth to ever adapt to new titles, it's why he's so goddamn terrified of using consumables and has trouble with simple concepts like "rolling."
>>335650807
Did Pat ever tell Woolie just how fucking useful adaptibility is in the DaS2 playthrough?
If they actually bother consistently talking to Greirat how long do you think he'll live?
I saythey never talk to him because they don't find Loretta.
>>335649386
He's not. He regularly misses the podcast and is okay with it. For the one he missed before WWE he even posted on twitter that nobody would probably even miss him on the podcast.
>>335651083
Pat doesn't really understand Dark Souls himself, despite being a know-it-all about the game.
This is the guy that doesn't pop standard souls or boss souls because he wants to "save them."
>>335651083
I think he told him it affects rolling I frames and later had to tell woolie to stop leveling it or he would have neglected all other stats
>>335651163
Watched the newer parts on Vessel.They found Loretta immediatly
>>335651083
I remember them leveling it a fair amount.
Didn't matter though because as soon as Woolie's shield was gone he couldnt roll for shit and would get 2 hit by everything cause of his shit hp anyway.
>>335651225
After Bloodborne and hearing Pat always talk about how good he is at Dark Souls I honestly expected more out of him than "hold l1 and circle strafe for backstabs"
>>335651225
>>335651283
Goddammit, adaptability should always be the first thing leveled up in DaS2, too.
Anyone else get the feeling pat is looking stuff up beforehand?
Matt occasionally notices things that Pat and Woolie miss.
doesn't make up for his jokes though.
![[SAVE ME].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YYBcod9.jpg "[SAVE ME].jpg")
What was the exact playthrough where Woolie lost absolutely all of his credibility as a competent gamer? I remember for the longest time they were hyping Woolie up as great at video-games, but somewhere during or before Bloodborne he just turned into a huge poser.
Like, *was* it Bloodborne? Because I'm listening to the DaS 2 playthrough right now and some of the later clips have Woolie being totally passive and dead-voiced, like he knows he's an idiot.
So do you guys keep having these threads complaining about them because you have no friends to have played Dark Souls with?
I guess it would go without saying you guys would be terrible friends.
>>335650874
I don't really remember much of what he said other than "WOOOOOW there's some shit that goes down"
also can someone explain the WORLD IS A FUCK, KILL EM ALL 1989 shit they've been saying?
>>335651427
They got it up to like 20 first.
>>335651685
>also can someone explain the WORLD IS A FUCK, KILL EM ALL 1989 shit they've been saying?
It's Engrish.
>>335651563
I dunno what point you're talking about, but the fight with the Armored Spider during the Demon's Souls playthrough nakes it very clear how good he is at vidya.
>>335651590
None of my friends play videogames. I'm an adult.
Or if they do, it's done privately without anyone knowing like myself.
>>335643439
>2016
>April 12th
>Dark Souls 3 released
>April 26th
>not dex build
>not using a washing pole
You guys must suck
>>335643439
Starting as a knight is the only right answers.
Good defenses and gear early on, and you have enough str and health to not need to touch them for a good while.
>I don't like how people don't play the game the way I do
grow up, dude.
>>335651765
I'm fine with them pushing this memeFOR SUMMERSLAM
![[laughter stops].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7IRIuo4.jpg "[laughter stops].jpg")
>>335651563
It's Dark Souls 2. He was on the controls for the whole thing unlike Bloodborne where they switched off.
>yfw Woolie needs to go left
>>335649109
>>335649346
>>335649386
Personally I don't hate him, certain things like 'gwasses' do actually get a chuckle out of me, but I also think he is funniest when just with Pat, so the content they produce with him and two other people does make me cringe a bit.
>>335651064
To be fair I never played survival horror games and I hate using my consumables. What if I need them someday?99 Divine Blessings later
>>335651563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H658UgLa3_c
>>335651887
MY GWASSES
MY GWASSES
MY GWASSES
>>335651817
>tfw I pounded a faggot washing pole user with my bardiche build like he was nothing
Feels good, dawg
>>335651563
It's when he gave up half way through Metroid Fusion. He passed the controller off it got so bad, and old school plays were never seen again.
>>335651924
The Two Best Friends Play original series was fucking golden. It kinda pains me that Machinima probably reamed them financially and still have them in a contractual grip.
I've seen this be a thing for years now
but I still can't empathize with the mindset
WHY do people care so much about OTHER people playing badly?
I don't get it. I mean with DSP its funny and cringey because he makes a million excuses right away as to how it was anything other than his fault.
But why anyone else?
Who cares?
>>335651983
CHEESEBURGER BACKPACK
CHEESEBURGER BACKPACK
>>335651924
Mat is best when they're shitting on him because he has the thinnest skin so he gets super butthurt over it
>>335651959SPEED
>>335652252
What is a hamburger backpack, anyway?
>Try to watch this playthrough
>Pat constantly dying
>Never rolling
>Constantly saying wrong info
I'm just gonna skip everything but the boss fights, this is awful.
>>335651918
>mfw Woolie tries to explain that confusing his right from his left is a normal/common thing but Pat still thinks he's a retard.
>>335652316
It's fromSteven Universe
>>335652067
I almost wish that Matt and Pat would go through like SO2 together; a JRPG which takes like 1000 hours and allows them ample time to riff and tell stories while Pat slowly forgets how to play videogames and Matt laughs at his failures.
>>335652267
>>335652379
>you will never travel back in time and save Matt from finding tumblr
>>335652115
>I DON'T GET IT
>WHY
>I DON'T UNDERSTAND
>I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS, SO WHY DO YOU GUYS CARE? HOW? PLEASE RAPE MY FACE
>>335651918
>"Woolie go through that door on the left"
>Woolie does a full circle around the room from the right, spins the camera around and doesn't know where to go
HOW
I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU WOOLIE
FUCKING HOW
>>335652575
I'm curious, are you gonna greentext or answer the fucking question?
>>335652569
To be fair,it's a really fine show, senpai.
>>335652667
It's not worth answering, I can't tell you why people enjoy things you don't,
>Pat pretending for the 3rd time that he hasnt spoiled everything so he can avoid lookimg like an idiot
>going through the high wall
>before the narrow passage where the dragon flies down and spews fire on you
>with no indication there will be a dragon goes "Oh man, something about this makes me nervous"
>Starts fighting dudes, awkwardly pretending he doesn't know what's coming
>At one point he even looks up while fighting, as if he's confused the dragon hasn't shown up yet
>Right before the first mimic
>There are a million messages before the chest and he walks right into it, seemingly to try and prove that he's going in blind
>About to unlock the shortcut to the first bonfire that leads to the elevator
>Sees one guy
>"Oh man, that looks weird. This is probably an ambush. They're probably hanging off the sides or something"
If you looked shit up, fine. Just fucking admit it you silly gnome.
>>335652791
Okay then
Thank you for your time
![[pouting intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Op2F1VL.gif "[pouting intensifies].gif")
>>335652760
Kill your self you stupid faggot. There is nothing entertaining about crayola dykes crying for 11 minutes.
>>335652928
OH SHIT, SONDid I just get got?
>>335652652
>Woolie you need to equip the Greatsword
>[Proceeds to flip through every tab multiple times, going over every item in .5 seconds]
>WHERE IS IT I CAN'T FIND IT.
>>335643439
every since their new audio setup i cant stand listening to them
i was one of the few who liked the reverb in the room that the mics gave off, now their voices sound so flat and boring
>Them shitting on XIV on the podcast
To be fair they give a disclaimer that it's only their reaction to the months old build, and they're going to buy it anyways like any fan would, but, goddamn, this fucking ps2 meme is really starting to get to me. Every where I fucking look people won't shut up about the graphics when they're ACTUALLY IMPROVING OVER TIME
I swear this game better be good or I won't hear the end of it
>>335643439
>mfw this is going to be a real shitshow
Don't tell me you don't watch this lp and Zaibatsu in general for that. They are incompetent bunch of cunts and that's the point.
they should stick to shitting it up in a good way
XCOM and minecraft were fucking gold
>>335652652
>>335651918
>>335653037
Somebody needs to do a video compilation of this shit.
>ENB summoned on his first playthrough
>For fucking Abyss Watchers
>'Oh man, that was really cool. I'll make a second character so I can fight them properly'
>Does it again with a fucking raw straight sword
>Every hit chunks like 1/6th of the boss bar
>>335653034
Does everyone in the SU fandomspoiler the second half of their post like an idiot for every post they make?
>>335652829
>>with no indication there will be a dragon goes "Oh man, something about this makes me nervous"
I couldn't believe he was actually trying to pull this shit while I was watching it.
>>335653268
No, but they doenjoy things in life.
>>335653132
3 months away from release. I don't think it's getting any better at this point.
Either way the complaints were always stupid. The only issues I've had were Kyo and Athena's face.
>>335653204
They did, it was posted earlier in the thread.
>>335653307
>>335652829
He probably watched the network test videos.
>>335653357
Kyo's face is what bugged me the most but they fixed it no problem. I will say that some of the climax desperation moves look kinda bad, particularly robert's.
>>335652829
>>335653307
>with no indication there will be a dragon goes "Oh man, something about this makes me nervous"
There was a segment identical to that in DeS and DaS1. Even I expected a Dragon to show up on the long pathway with items on it when I went through the area.
>Matt is there for some unknown reason
No point in even watching it. I'll stick with ENB.
>Pats only 30
I thought he was like 38
DaS3 really hard or am I just bad? I've beaten all the other souls games with the greatest of ease but I'm 4 hours in and only at the second boss. I've also lost like 9000 souls total so far.
Looked at lets players to compare and I seemed to be outpaced by both Arin and Pat.
>>335653268
probably not to trigger 90% of their tumblr fanbase with inane shit
>>335653336
Shitty things I guess.
>>335653412
Yeah, but he's trying to pass it off like he didn't.
It's embarrassing and he should just say "you know what, I saw the first area".
It's like seeing a fat kid with chocolate on his face denying any knowledge of the missing candy.
>>335643439
Still doing better than Woolie has ever done in the Souls games
Are these guys worth watching anymore? I quit when they started doing the DaS2 DLC. I just couldn't stand them during that LP.
>>335653487
>but they fixed it
>>335653539
>That fucking birthday stream from Paige at midnight
>Her forcefeeding him chocolates
>Pat dropping his spaghetti over telling people to "Watch out for the gays!"
Only reason to stick around is those two, and one of them isn't even on the channel.
>>335653630
even worse now
>>335653539
They're all getting old, I used to remember when they were 25/26 and still gave a damn.
>>335652829
Wasn't the fire dragon part clearly shown in one of the first trailers? That's how I knew about it at least.
>>335643439
It's fine.
>>335653592
Wow anon, thathurts my feelings.
>>335646085
>Oh, okay
>A cake
>Flour, baking powder, okay, okay
MAYONAISE
WHAT THE FUCK
OH FUCK IT'S THIS GUY
FUCK THIS GUY
>>335653648
I thought paige was cool too until I argued with her about tipping waitresses and she told her tumblr I was a harassing pervert.
>>335653630
Not really, I gave them a chance but their shit is just bad now.
I'd wait for the Quantum Break video before unsubscribing.
>They just straight up upload twitch VODs to their channel now
Come on, that's just lazy. Even by their standards.
>>335653539
Pat, Woolie and Matt are now all 30
>>335653767
Not surprising. You watch and enjoy SU, after all.
>>335653861
And Liam is twelve, right?
>>335653641
If this is what kyo's face looks like in game then yeah. The hair is the problem now, it's not Kyo's hair, too messy.
Ienjoy their worse, slow LPs because it's fun to laugh at them
>>335653861
Matt is 33 and Woolie is 31.
>>335653940
I'm pre-ordering just so I can get classic Kyo, and I'm an Iorifag
>>335653896
I find it hard to see this as an insult.
>you enjoy this thing you enjoy, after all
That's what your post is.
>>335654057
No joke if they put classic kyo's hair on new kyo's model he'd look a billion times better
>>335654081
it's meant to belittle yourshittyopinion
It's gross at first thought but mayo is pretty much just oil which a lot of cakes are full of so it's not a huge deal.
>>335643439
>Doesn't know how to ripotse
>Literally walked past the astora straight sword chest
>Constantly fishing for backstabs
>That one part where they take the long way around the shortcut instead of actually jumping off the edge
This playthrough is painful but it's the only lets play group I know that's actually somewhat entertaining.
>>335654027
>Matt is 33
how horrifying
>>335654145
Irespect your opinion,anon, even if you'rea huge flaming faguette
>>335654264wanna make out
>>335654081
I'm insinuating that you're a thin skinned baby who gets hurt feelings at mean posts, like the average SU fan. Now I see that you're just as retarded as the typical fan seeing that you couldn't grasp that at first glance. Go back to /co/.
>>335654241
And he still screams like an over-caffeinated 15 year old!
>>335650221
to be fair, i missed it on my first playthrough too, and i think his uchi out-classes the astora straight sword by now, so who cares.
>start game
>starting weapon is shit
>find enemy that drops uchigatana by firelink
>its better than my current weapon so i use it
>I have a fire gem so i make it fire
>still haven't found a weapon that does even close to as much damage
I dunno why /v/ is so mad but until i find something better im sticking with this +4 fire uchi
>That one silent hill lp episode where Matt got top asspained and nearly cried because Pat was talking shit all throughout his menstrual catastrophe
>>335654143
It's the headband.
He looks so weak without it.
Headbands are love. Headbands are life.
>>335654397
Holy shit what, which episode?
>>335653861
I get that it's supposed to be ironic but in every bit of art or animation they do having Matt be handsome and built as fuck seems so desperate. Matt McMuscles is cringeworthy too.
>>335654308
Well, I'm certainly not going to defend the Steven Universe fanbase. I'm well aware that it's full of dumb butt babbys, but I'm not going to let that affect my view on the show. Same thing I did while playingUndertale
>>335654307
Depends, are you fine with Steven Universe playing as this happens?
>>335654397
You can't just say something like that and not give a link, anon. At least tell us what happened.
>>335654447
>>335654483
Im not sure which one, it was a while ago.
It was the final Boss of a SH game and Matt was so fucking frustrated and genuinely angry you could hear him breathing heavily.
If anybody else has it on hand I'd appreciate it as well. I remember the boss was kind of like a spider or something maybe
>>335654452
It's because Matt's the one handling the accounts.
He's also Matt McMuscles because he wears shitty clothes that hides his flab and balding hair so he can say he's tough without people immediately laughing in his face.
He's also McMuscles because he paid money for a personal trainer he actively lies to about his routine, and rarely sees in-person for workouts.
This is a very, very broken man.
>>335654437
NESTS Kyo still looks great without it though
>>335654624
I think that was the final episode of Homecoming since Downpour I don't believe really had a final boss.
>>335654624
Ooh, I know the one you're talking about now.
I'll rewatch it.
>>335654624
Homecoming final boss.
To be fair that game is hot garbage
>>335654624
Sounds like the final episode of Homecoming.
>>335653626
Except for the fact he said he watched someone play the network test
Its in Homecoming. Pretty sure it was the fight against the doll boss. Sick design visually but an awful game. I could be wrong though.
The best animation ever donw for them was Shitstorm...3? Where they both looked fat and relatively like themselves. Matt has his flabby yet innocent babyface and Pat has his goofy eyes and teeth. It was good and shockingly honest.
Also this LP is by no means the worst. FFX was HELL.
What if I go full weeb with my kataners, is it okay then?
>>335654630
Nah it was just invisible. Seriously peep those bangs
>>335654624
Why would Matt get so frustrated over that?
>>335654817
Because it was a god awful and irritating as shit fight.
>>335654817
Because Pat was being a shit. It was great but he was admittedly totally guilty of trying to hurt him at that point. Matt still acted like a thin skinned infant.
>>335654770
At least you'd get the look right. European ass armor with glorious Nippon steel looks fucking retarded.
>>335654767
I've only seen bits of FFX and it sounds pretty bad, just how bad does it get
>>335654624
Link and minute markers for Matt having a tantrum?
pls spoonfeed
>>335653648
>That fucking birthday stream from Paige at midnight
gimme a link can't find it anywhere
>>335655048
Just go to the final episode of the Homecoming playthrough and skip to the part where they're fighting the final boss.
>>335652320
He's only died like 4 times in a "blind" playthrough, and has dodged a decent amount of the early game traps.
>>335645974
I wasn't going to post in this thread but I'll bump it if it spergs people like you out
>>335654382
Uchigatana is so perfect I can't believe it.
The stance moves are just too strong. The dash goes under every horizontal attack in the game for that sweet counter damage and its wide enough to clear out crowds. The parry is 10x easier to use than the default and it makes those mini-dancer enemies a piece of cake.
I'm going to be so mad if Pat hides behind his shield the whole game. Only thing worse than playing the generic overpowered build is playing a cool build the exact wrong way.
>>335652829
>They open the mimic chest
>they blow out the mics yelling like baboons
WOW A MIMIC HAHA OH MAN PREPARETODIE!!! SO HYPE XD SUMMERSLAM!!!!!
>>335653213
>Denying yourself the fun of co-op for autism reasons.
>>335655231
No counter for constantly telling wrong info
At this point its literally Pats MO.
>>335655043
X was one of the first if not the first FF I owned. I played a bunch but had just gotten a PS2. I loved it even if it was flawed. Matt fucking has a GUIDE in front of him and still took a fucking eternity to get anywhere. His autism was so strong that he couldn't even attempt to play Blitzball or learn Jecht Shot early. Fuck me on the Jecht Shot though, that's a little silly. Still. That and their memes were just hot ass.
Put Pat or Liam in it and it would've been tolerable.
>invaded at ng+
>guy has some short sword
>literally hits me when he's 2 meters away from me
What
>>335655394
It was an NPC phantom.
He's playing offline and didn't summon for anything up until then.
Then he summons for one of the hypest bosses in the game.
>>335655475
Blame it on nip netcode
>>335655426
I actually find it cute how excited he gets over being wrong. I couldn't help but laugh when I heard his outburst about Ludleth being the player character from DS1
>>335655505
Oh was it that nigga you NEED to summon for his emote?
Fuck that guy he's a faggot.
>>335647963
>HOW DARE A PLAYER NOT IMMEDIATELY KNOW THE MECHANICS OF A GAME THEY LITERALLY JUST STARTED PLAYING BLIND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>The best playthrough of DaS3 up on YouTube is a fucking half serious joking around run with Criken and Vaati
What a time to be alive.
>>335655426
I don't even keep track of that bullshit to get mad at someone making it up.
I don't understand people who enjoy turning games into math homework. Fuck soft caps, weapon loads, stat efficiency and all that shit. Souls games are more fun when you haven't memorized all the stats and go blundering around with sub optimal setups.
>>335655672
If you look back at the channel history, hes done it since the beginning.
I wish their commentary of MGS4 still on youtube. It was fucking infuriating to listen to him pull shit out his ass.
>>335655723
Oh, so you want a nothing game. Sounds good, anon. Have fun with that.
>>335655717
it's not that he doesn't know it
he's pretending he does and he's wrong, but VERY confident in his wrongness
>>335655148
Periscope stuff gets deleted after 24 hours. Hopefully someone uploads it to youtube like the ham sandwich fight they had.
>>335655717
I hope you realize there's a difference between someone not knowing the mechanics of a game and someone not knowing and spouting bullshit as though they do know.
>>335655813
Oh, so you want a mildly interactive chore as a result of memorizing a bunch of literally pointless numbers and equations.
Sounds good, anon. Don't have any fun with that.
>>335653626
He straight up said he watched AGS's network test videos and when Woolie was skeptical of Pat knowing scales were for boss soul weapon upgrades Pat said that he'd tell them everything he knew if they wanted him to. Dragon breathing fire over a pathway filled with shield fuckers backed by crossbow fuckers in the first level is a Miyazaki favorite and 'soul-transposed weapons' is obviously boss soul weapons.
Wish he wasn't playing on PS4. I made three characters to try to shit on LPers and FORGED one just for Pat. It wasn't even a greatshield or memery build. It was just a hyper racist looking coon with the name of Papa Madden. Woulda done Matt but no height changes.
>>335650030
>liking liam "devils advicuck" fuccboi
>>335655932
>he thinks memorizing stats is important in any Souls game ever
>>335656143
I don't "like" Liam, but he's more entertaining than "Oh boy, a Simpsons joke!"
>>335656160
I don't
>>335655813
Does
I meander around the games doing what I feel like, that asshole thinks it's a "nothing game" if you don't play SpreadsheetSouls.
>>335656160
Outside of ADP needing to be over 20 in DSII. You can easily beat DSI as a SL1 Pyromancer.
>>335656143
Yeah. He's probably the wittiest of the lot.
Plus he can actually play games.
>>335656384
But I don't, you shitty autist.
>>335656392
You, though, are totally right.
Statfucking is always a buzzkill. Just like how people would get SUPER pissy over optimal builds in any games with stats. If I play a DS game I want to just play it. The only thing i'll do even remotely close to cheating is the sidequests, and for those I just look up spoilerfree guides that just state the basics.
Solaire infuriated me. Same as Onion Knight. Didn't want a repeat with Astora or new Onion.
Who /Easy Allies/ hereWho /Bosman/
>>335656160
Starting DS1 and a little confused about armor desu. I know upgrading weapon is essential but how much of a priority in upgrading armor? At a glance all the knightly armor I see gave me the impression you could end up being a tanky sort of character, but seen some say armor defense doesnt actually do much and its all about poise?
>>335647774
>matt uploading a shitty playthrough with only him there
kill me if this happens again.
>>335656748
you don't have to bother with upgrading armor, just fashion it up
