New Pokémon Go footage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylW_NL5a-wc
>>335627006
>Walking down the street
>Suddenly a 500 pound fedora wearking neckbeard shows up running down the street focused at his phone
>He knocks down an old lady into the street
>As you jump out the way to dodge him you can hear him shout "COME BACK PIKACHU"
Can't wait!
>>335627006
THERES BATTLE FOOTAGE
Battery Killer: The Game
>>335627006
Oh my god, this looks so fucking bad.
I get that it's a beta and all but god damn that looks like total shit.
>iPhone game looks like shit
Woooooooow
>only gen 1 pokemon
even nintendo knows that no-one cares about any of the others
this looks like fucking SHIT
>>335627006
>gen 1
>can't battle wild Pokemon, only throw pokeballs
>that fucking battle system
navigation looks terrible
it just looks janky as fuck
Wait it's real?
why does that look so bad when miitomo looks good?
>>335627006
And after I use those 6 free pokeballs, how much do I pay for each/batch of them?
Looks fucking bland, which is a shame, considering I was hoping playing some mobile Pokeymon with my brother. Why did I even had hope for this shit, of course it would be crap.
>>335627006
And now I'm off the hype train.
They're making this too complex, just give us a real world random battle simulator using Pokemon. THAT'S ALL WE WANT NOT ANOTHER SHITTY POKEMON GAME!!
>Porygon
>Quick Attack
>Was expecting a button for catching and a button for a generic attack
>Somehow this was more than what we got
Can't say I'm surprised
>>335627006
Is it really only gen1 pokemon?
Fucking dropped.
will normies finally swallow the mobile games are shit red pill once this flops?
Did you really expect anything else?
>>335627367
Apparently bottoms out a battery in 2 hours max
>Gyms aren't gyms but Day Care Centers
>That Battle System
>Ingress hotspots for items
>Only the first 151
>>335628361
>what's that? golbat is evolving!
>huh? golbat stopped evolving
FUCK YOU GENWUNNERS WITH A RUSTED HOT PIPE, I JUST WANNA USE MY BRO CROBAT
>>335627006
looks like dumb
>>335631551
fuck off underage
>>335627006
I eagarly await the first reports of a kid jumping into traffic and dieing chasing a pokemon
This shit is too different from pokemon for me to care about actually playing it.
>>335628036
>ever being hyped for mobile shit
What the fuck is wrong with your brain?
>>335627006
>yfw white privilaged kids enter a forbidden gorilla nigger zone and get murdered/raped
Gonna be great.
>>335633406
actually, now that i think about it what will happen the most is that while they're focusing on their phone some niglet runs up and snatches it.
I can't tell what the fuck is going on. You wander around and watch your character walk on a Google Maps image? And Pokémon randomly appear? And then you throw balls to catch them. And sometimes you come to a spot where it gives you free items. Is that it?
It looks so sterile.
>Trainer levels up
Yuck.
>>335633642
Please look forward to it
>Mobile
I seriously hope you guys didn't expect a good game
>>335627006
Porygon can't even learn Quick Attack. Fuck this game.
>>335634112
>all those people who thought this was a full fledged pokemon game on mobile
>all those people who thought this was basically an mmo
>all those people who saw the gameplay and said maybe Sun and Moon will come to mobile
Kek
Why didnt they just copy paste the original battle system...
>that crappy character
>not some pokemon style character
>>335627006
>darkathion
srsly?
>>335627006
Is this an official Pokemon game?
The Pokemon models look alright but everything else looks like ass. The character even looks like something from a shitty 3d chatroom made in unity.
>>335627006
>doesn't look anime
what a disaster.
>>335627006
WHY IS THE 2D SO UGLY PHONES ARE BETTER THAN 3DS THESE DAYS ALREADY FUCK OFF WITH THAT FLAT COLOR SHIT AND 50*50 SPRITE
>>335635259
>PHONES ARE BETTER THAN 3DS THESE DAYS ALREADY
Congrats, you win the coveted "Most retarded post of the day" award.
>>335627006
>gen 1 pokemon only
>trainer levels up instead of pokemon
>gym "battles" are AI vs AI
Fucking dropped. I was expecting it to be shit and I'm still disappointed.
>>335635645
dude what do you own? That shit looks terrible.
I can hardly believe Satoshi Tajiri is involved at all. Looks like some American company getting the right for game and they had to make the model themselves entirely, with a "game design" team composed exclusively of suits and marketing school freshmen.
I was pretty much expecting that.
Were people expecting a full-fledged Pokemon game? Like a mainline one?
Why? Why would Nintendo ever do that?
>>335636024
Where did you get that idea?
>>335636192
This thread.
>>335636261
You're not very smart, then. On multiple levels.
>>335627980
Mobile Pokemon?
Wtf good sir
>>335627006
Disgusting
>>335636337
I am not the one expecting a real Pokemon game on mobile but ok.
>>335636024
>I was pretty much expecting that.
wow you are so cool!
OP of video didn't know how to block name in video.
Didn't know he'd get banned.
Simply childish.
>going outside
>ever
looks awful but i couldn't care less
just hoping Sun & Moon shakes the formula up a bit
>>335636575
>just hoping Sun & Moon shakes the formula up a bit
you mean, like this "game" is shaking the formula? give me the original recipe please.
>>335627006
BORN MOBILE
I will be extremely mad if that thing manage to be a success and laed the future of the franchise
>>335636397
Nor is anyone else in this thread or previous threads.
Wew I knew this would be awful but that looks brain dead. It appears that you don't even select attacks in the battle
I've seen better shit in my toilet
>>335627006
love the false advertising they pulled. the reveal looked 100x better. I bet the trainer will have a cool down timer and a shit ton of microtransactions
>>335627154
First post best post
>>335637495
There are walking timers on the eggs and Pokemon
>>335634768
They want the american looking audience
>>335638120
But American loved early pokémon look, that's where it was the most popular.
>>335633005
That's exactly the intent. This is their attempt to recapture the crowd who played it as kids during the fad days.
>>335635017
The pokemon models are literally just the gen 6 models retextured, otherwise they'd look like the abortions from the superbowl ad.
>>335638451
>retextured
but why? they don't look authentic at all, they aren neither cartoony enough nor realistic enough, it looks fucking ugly.
>>335636024
I wanna be like you f am and all the other shitposters saying the exact same thing.
Wow, this is depressing.
>>335639367
gimme dat pussy
Do they have a single game designer for this project or is it just about making focus group, ask 50 year old moms what they want their kid to play, and have it played by their blind grampa for approval?
>>335638302
>recapture the crowd of who played it as kids during the fad days
>by making it completely fucking different
JUST
>>335639367
i want lovely leviathan.
>>335638715
The polygon count on them as you see them in the 3ds games is insanely high, I think Xerneas has something like 12,000. This game already looks janky as shit, so if you thought the fps issues on the regular games were bad those models would probably slaughter this thing.
>>335639367
ayy
>>335639367
Ferham get pls
>>335639593
I like how they basically kept the worst part of the game too, aka walking and failing to capture shit.
>>335639593
While I agree with you, this is a spin-off, GameFreak is still doing the main titles.
Also, sometimes it's just about what it's all about, not how it plays. Normies just want to play with the Pokémon they know, I don't think they really miss the RPG turn-based mechanics, besides, the anime is really what made Pokémon really REALLY popular.
>>335640013
I'm not sure, but from what I saw on the video you can lose Pokéballs if you don't hit the Pokémon with them. You really need to aim instead of just flicking the ball. Now add catch ratios to that.
>>335640242
>catch ratios
He caught every pokemon on the first successful throw. Shit's baby mode
>>335639558
Ishihara played Ingress and liked it. That's seriously how this idea began. Once Masuda and Iwata got on board it was unstoppable.
Niantic did the actual work so the dev team can't be bigger than I think 47. That's how big their whole staff is.
>>335639593
Well, those people are also the ones who dropped out because it became 'uncool.' Now they can play pokemon without actually PLAYING pokemon, if that makes sense.
>>335627006
Oh look...Another Shitty Model Avatar with barely any customization. Good thing I won't waste my time with it.
pokemon master here I come!
game of the year
>>335627006
It looks really bad.
>>335633593
Half the niggers will probably playing it. Black people love Japanese shit. Except the character design might be too western. Barf.
>pikachu hatches from an egg
>the fuck is this shit
>gen one only
The 'battles' are even fucking worse
jesus christ
>>335627006
This looks pretty rough for a beta.
I'd rather have a full game of that horrible soccer shooter minigame than this.
>>335639367
Yay.
>>335639367
Rollan.
>Doesn't show you can be a tanned / ethnic dindu trainer
Damn. I can hear the backlash from the black weeb market already
>>335627006
>To control this gym you must pit your skills and blah blah blah...
>JOIN A TEAM FUCKBOY
Literally a Pokémon reskin of god damned Ingress but with the ability to buy Pokéballs instead of fucking turrets and shit.
Fucking helll naw
>>335641690
Oh.
It's Saturday, you just made your Pokémon GO profile (just like a steam profile) and got your randomized pokémon when you chose between fire, water or grass. You go to a park with your friends to relax and capture some Pokémons. They are the 151 Pokémons from your childhood, the golden age, you know all their names, their personalities and all evolutions.
You find a pokémon, you battle against him and you're able to capture him. You battle against other pokémons to gain experience make both of your pokémons stronger, your friends do the same, you battles with them in the casual mode to test the mechanics and it's perfect.
Now it is Sunday, you're walking through the city and you see on the map other users who are looking for battles, exchanges and any other interactions. You see that one of those users is at the same level as you are, and you challenge him to a battle (you have to be close to him for the battle to start).
After a difficult battle, where you used both pokémons and some items you bought, you manage to beat your opponent and gain experience... and the best part, a sum of his gold. He adds you, you exchange some items with him and say goodbye.
AM I ASKING TOO MUCH?
Guys, Gamefreak purposely let incompetent morons make this game.
It will make Sun/ Moon look better by comparison plus make the 3DS look more appealing as a gaming device as compared to a phone.
>>335641732
You done goofed.
All it needs to be
>Use Googlemaps to make a 2.5D replication of the envrionment
>have trainers move their avatar throughout the environment and capture randoms like the last game
>can challenge nearby players like online chess and shit
>bonus features if you're within walking distance
>>335642331
That's bullshit
Jesus, even mobages that are considered objective failures don't look as god awful as this.
How the fuck do you mess up this badly?
>>335639367
Let's rock
>>335639367
Welp let's do this
>>335627006
Let's hope the customization improves.
>>335639367
Fish waifu pls
>>335642362
At least I'll die losing my virginity in the process ;_;
>>335640829
that would encourage niggers even more to steal peoples phones. Although i don't think pokemon is part of the niggerotaku type faggotry.
>>335639367
Time to die.
>>335639367
Rawling
nice game /v/tards
Android designer here.
This is real crap, i can see from here all the UI kit and templates they used, they did not even change the colors.
You can find pretty much everything at any design ressource website.
Furthermore the UX design is PURE SHIT they went for some flat design but badly done this is horrendous.
Terrible work.
>>335639367
Who's booty do I have to bang to get my rocks off around here?
>>335639367
rolllin
>>335639367
i want some dip for this chip
>>335627154
>Pokemon Go includes the awful designs from Sun and Moon
>in public
>see two skeleton nerds with glasses
>they start shouting "ANUSASS, I CHOOSE YOU"
>>335643693
FUUUUUUUUUCK
>>335639367
waifu time
>Ingress
What the fuck is that shit?
>>335643651
stay mad bitch ass designer u will never make anything of value
>>335644003
Cool story neckbeard.
Enjoying the basement moist ?
>>335639367
Some Iris pls
>>335639367
Lewd! Cum!
>>335644470
Damn straight I am.
It even has a bathroom so I can shitpost while shitting.
It's heaven.
>>335627006
this looks like trash
>>335639367
>>335644604
>I gave Marino a babybump
Welp, I'm depressed. It should not of been that hard to do Pokemon on mobile right, but these guys are just fucking everything up.
>>335639367
Lessee what I get
>>335639367
Come on robot booty
>>335644937
>wrong tab
>never even noticed
How embarrassing
>>335627894
That's the difference between Nintendo and Game Freak.
>>335639367
Lets see how badly this goes
>>335645625
Oh, it came alright.
>>335634112
Some people actually did. Jokes on them.
>>335627006
this shit can't be real... it's so fucking bad.
>>335627894
Because Nintendo handed it off to shit devs
>>335627154
I hope I can see a drawfag do a comic of this.
>>335639367
Ralala
