And remember anon. The world could always use more heroes!
Gonna be super boring but just like other blizzshit games autists will be all over it
>>335589904
It will be one of those you games you play around patch release and stop very quickly. Only die hard lovers will keep playing.
That said, they were putting out HotS heroes very fast so I think it should have a decent hero schedule atleast for its first year. Might get to like 30 total by the end of the year maybe
>>335590041
Blizzard lost their touch
>>335589808
The world could also use more SS with tracer, windowmaker, and those boys from the first trailer.
>>335589808
And remember anon, the world could always use more THICC!
>>335590672
reported
One more week
Preordered the collector's edition like a mother fucker.
Hype for that console beta
>>335591339
LOW TEST
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>>335590041
And yet people keep playing mobas continuously. You are delusional if you think Overwatch will be any different.
It's actually hilarious how badly /v/ wants to hate this game.
>>335592437
I actually think its fun, but I also don't play many games that just stagnate that fast. 12 maps will get super old, they are short maps with games being less than 5 minutes long usually. Nothing like multi-stage maps out of TF2. Characters are nice and varied, but everyone finds those few they like and don't care about the rest. So they play, and then stop because its the same thing over and over without the community servers most FPS games flourished on.
>>335592229
Nice meme, she's fucking disgusting, get over it.
>>335589808
we could use more betas too fuck
>>335592437
>>335592657
>>335592874
Not that anon, but people still play splatoon, and not so many people owns a Wii U...
>>335592437
>played HotS cuz gf wanted to try it
>played League of Lenins all of twice, bored as shit
This game is literally nothing but cha-ching for ESPORTS/Bob Kotick and baby's first FPS, and maybe new streamers. Most of us here have no reason to play it past, "hmm, let me try this out in Open Beta." I played in the closed beta since Wave 1 and by the 2nd Closed Betas I knew what was to be expected. I don't play many FPS games but I knew this was shit from the beginning. It's Pixar/Disney if they made an ok game. No thanks, $40+ saved.
>actually wanting to play WaifuWatch made by 2016-BLIZZARD
>>335591557
FFS BLIZZ FIX THAT ANIMATION
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>335593437
Splatoon still gets regular updates, and discussion sparks again briefly for the update for a few days.
>>335589808
>having the peak experience of your life at like ten and thirteen
Both of those kids are going to kill themselves in their mid twenties.
>>335594053
seriously who thinks on this stuff? seems like you have something on your chest anon.Anything you want to share?
>>335592796
closed beta is over you weren't chosen, get over it. open beta next week, go have fun with other
>desu
it's a shit game that everyone will drop after a month at most, if you think that's good value for your money go for it
TF2 is literally better in every single way.
You can't rely on the novelty of the character designs to carry the game long term.
>>335595395
Most anons probably consider suicide on a daily basis anyway.
>>335589808
Tracer always reminds me that world could always use more tomboys with dick sucking lips and pelvis crushing asses.
>>335595874
They need community servers big time. Let them do crazy shit like give everyone 1000+ hp and cooldown reduction, 10v10 etc on custom maps
6v6, Blizzard ruleset, the maps in the game will get boring as fuck.
>Pixar the FPSMOBA poor attempt at overtaking the market and staying relevant: brought to you by blizzard
D.VA: 1
Shitposters: 0!
>>335591557
LONDON
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>>335596234
>>335596179
>MOBA
>>335589808
If i buy the game now from battle.net
when will I be able to play?
just on fucking release?
>>335596498
Pre-order lets you into open beta next monday evening instead of waiting a few more days.
Who here /nevergotintobetaandwillbeplayingforthefirsttimenextweekreallyeagertotryoutspecificheroes/?
Who are you going to pick first?
I'll pickMercybecauseI like to suck tank cock.
>>335596119
they do have the brawl mode
>>335596710
Its a weekly brawl thing, it switches rules each week. Its still 6v6. Its still on the same maps with the same objectives. Just slightly tweaked
McCree, headshots only
Everyone gets more hp, cooldown reduction etc
and whatever else they plan each week. Its not remotely the same as being able to do more than 6v6 and on custom maps.
>>335596572
Tuesday senpai
>>335596920
>The early access portion of the Open Beta will begin on all supported platforms May 2 at 4:00 p.m. PDT (11:00 p.m. UTC)
the shills for this game just won't stop
Any word on how much chests/boxes/whatever will cost in real money? I've got a few bucks in Battle.net credit.
>>335597083
Knowing blizzard it'll be preposterous.
Saw the commercial today.
Tracer has the voice of a pig with diarrhea, shitting everywhere explosively, while slowly getting its belly cut open.
But with an over the top British accent.
>>335596119
Would they ever allow that? I don't follow Blizzard much but I'm pretty sure they don't want another DOTA to happen under their nose.
>>335589904
>>335590041
Doesn't /v/ say this about every game that comes out with online?
>>335597021
>People like the game and make threads about it
>SHILLSHILLSHILL
>>335597153
Like $25 for a warcraft mount preposterous?
>>335597008
>Play Overwatch - Open Beta Early Access Begins May 3
Adoverwatch.blizzard.com/
Pre-Purchase By April 29 to Join In
>BlogSectionBar-OpenBetaEarlyAccessDetails_v2.png
To get a two-day head start in the Open Beta for you and a friend on May 3–4, simply pre-purchase or preorder any edition of Overwatch by April 29 through one of the methods below.
I think thet May 2 refers to downloading time familion.
Who is your waifu /v/?
>>335597269
Do what they did for SC2, which is anything made in their editor is theirs. Or something like that.
I think the things you could do with Overwatch is way less than WC3 editor and such. Not a full blown world editor, just allowing for community servers and custom maps. CSGO has shit like RPG servers and things like that, which people do play and love. Those could spin off to a standalone title, but whatever.
>>335597341
Honestly, I could see them trying to shill a box for $5 a pop or something. Who knows?
>>335597429
May 3rd in the latest time zones. They probably just didn't want to deal with going into the nitty-gritty of when it comes out depending on where you are.
>>335597440
Mei. Obviously.
>>335597440
How did they managed to make all girlsBut tumblrso good for porn material?
>>335597682
Hopefully you are right, more beta for me since i preoprdered
>>335597440
D.va. I'd love to give her a good ol Zerg Rush.
>>335597440
Mercy.
has anyone got a clue of what the story is supposed to be or how widowmaker came to be?
>>335597802
http://onlywat.ch/
This website shows the times in a pretty easy format
>>335597851
She got brainwashed, senpai
>>335597690
>tfw still no nude Zarya for SFM
Just die in my sleep already
We're getting two more animated shorts before release right?
>>335598032
>Nude Zarya
For what purpose?
>ActiBlizzard
No. How about that? How much of a degenerate do you have to be to consider buying Overwatch?
Are you so mesmerized by the sex that you can't see the game for the godawful piece of shit that it is?
>>335598214
Looks pretty fun to me m8, but I'll find out for sure next week.
>>335589808
>OH MEI I LOVE READING UR JOURNAL :3 XD
>NO UR THE REAL HERO TRACE X)
How do i mute this
>>335598195
not that anon but,
>some like this
>some like that
I am no one to judge
>I too want some Zarya SFM
>>335589808
Yeah, just not you OP
>>335598195
>Tracer have cat glowing eyes
Muh
Pharah a cute
>>335598430
>>335598214
>>335598358
I would honestly say, at least try it for free during the open beta and just try imagine yourself playing it after say....a month, 3 months, summer 2018. If you can't, just enjoy the free weekend and move on.
>>335598195
>splish splash all over D.Va and Purple
>drips on Tracer
>dabs on browns
>miss Zarya completely
>Zarya gets pissed andplows every other girl except Widow cuz she got a dick too.
Man, I bet the fan fiction will be used to someone's Patreon soon
>>335598563
>3 Months
> Fucking Summer 2018
I am not a poorfag so i dont need a single game to entertain me for that much time.
Played since around October or so.
I was really excited about this game going in, but after playing it for months, I've come to realize that it's not an enjoyable game and I won't be buying it.
Don't get me wrong, it's very well polished, runs/controls well and the giant mobalike character roster is perhaps the most appealing thing about the game.
Unfortunately, at the core of this game, it comes down to rock, paper, scissors combat with heavy reliance on team comp, ability and ultimates synergy. You can't really main anyone because all it takes is someone to switch to their counter and you're toast. In fact, most of the strategical depth in this game comes down to people switching to counters once they die, repeat over and over.
As if it wasn't bad enough playing the counter pick game, much like in MOBAs, you rely *heavily* on team mates for success in this game. There is no carrying, even if you drop 50 kills as Widow, you simply cannot carry a bad team. Combine the low individual carry potenial with horrible matchmaking and you're left with one-sided steamroll games most of the time with 'close' games being a rarity.
Overwatch takes the low skill cap MOBA formula, replaces the trademark MOBA game mode with FPS game modes and throws you into first person view.
Most of you are going to fight it because you're too far hyped to believe anything bad about this game. Casuals are going to love it as they should. FPS vets are going to go in hopeful like I did and slowly come to the realization that whatever depth you thought this game may have had was spread so thin that you're essentially walking in a puddle.
>>335598965
It took you two month's of playing to realise you didn't enjoy it?
>>335598965
What if you're an fps vet and you actually end up loving it?
>>335598965
>Most of you are going to fight it because you're too far hyped to believe anything bad about this game.
>>335598965
About the carrying part, I've seen very good McCrees that I'd assume landed headshots pretty consistently because they melted everyone on the opposing team.
I'd say carrying is possible sometimes.
Pharah > Tracer > Widowmaker > Symmerta = Athena > Mei > Zarya
>>335598965
>You need a good team to win in a team based game
SHOCKED
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>>335599515
You forgot D.Va at the start.
>>335599515
>>335599661
D.VA is tied with Widowmaker
can't fucking wait to play it. put 2000 hours into TF2. OW looks like another solid class-based FPS outing, now witheven better porn.
>>335599052
That was about 6 months ago.
I had a feeling early on and stopped playing it as much as I did when I first got in. Ended up only playing a few matches on the weekends each time thinking that maybe I should give it another shot. It only got worse and worse the more familiar I became with the game.
>>335599264
That's cool, this is just my opinion after all. I encourage people to try it, but don't say I didn't warn you.
>>335599330
It's true, you're doing it right now.
>>335599446
McCree does have a relatively high skill cap, much like Widow, but again, I have to stress the part in my post where I said even if you decimate with one of these characters, you can't win without a well built and competent team.
>>335599547
There isn't anything wrong with a strategy game. My point is, don't go into Overwatch thinking it's going to benefit Quake vets. It's essentially a MOBA with FPS mechanics.
In TF2, it took a shitty donate-to-avoid-team-switch 32 man server to stop high level players from carrying.
In Overwatch, all it takes is a couple shitters playing rock when they should have switched to paper to get steamrolled.
Hope they release a new hero every month like HOTS to keep it fresh.
>>335600339
HotS is probably easy to do. They can think of millions of things to do. Blizzard wants each hero in this to feel unique, and have their own niche.
>>335600339
>new hero every month
Sounds like a mess. I'd rather they focus on keeping the heroes balanced. Look at how many people play TF2 with its small roster.
will I have my shit fucked up if I buy this game
i have only two complaints with this game:
1) besides few exceptions ultis are cheap unskilled bullshit
they are basically "press button for free killz". Too easy to pull off and rarely require commitment, set ups or strategy. They are no fun to use cause you know you cheesed the enemy and not outskilled them. They polarize the game too much and ruin the concept of play of the game
2) movement speed
when it takes almost a minute to reach the action from the spawn you know there is a problem (ok symmetra but you cannot rely on a single character for balancing such a crucial aspect). Everybody moves so fucking slow for no good reasons. I understand tanks but why people like McCree and Reaper moves like slugs when they seems pretty feet dudes with perfectly functional legs? Can't they run like fucking normal human beings?
Yes there are skills but i feel like the movement you gain for wasting them is not enough and you are always bound by cooldowns, so instead of a constant fast pace you have a slow pace most of the time with the occasional flashes
i really think a +50% movement speed for everyone would make the game much more fun
>>335589904
I've been looking for a good multiplayer game after sticking with Splatoon for a while. Being a consolepleb makes finding a new one tough.
>>335600630
They added weapons and items like the drink that change shit up
>>335589808
The world needs more one dimensional arena shooters!
>>335601292
I am onlywatch so ill just speak of what i think.
>1)Ulti grants free Kills
Ultis are supoused to be overpowerful, in all games, including (and specially) mobas. For what i have seen, this game's ultis doesnt even seem that powerful, besides from a few characters.
However you might be right, ill see it myself
>2)
Well, there should be a punish for dying. This isnt call of duty ''team deathmatch'' so killcounts doesnt win matches.
In thins kind of games time is the most valuable resource.
>>335596445
>gif
>>335603018
I dont know how to save webms.
>>335589808
I was interested in the game but then blizzard basically launched it as a private game for select people for 6 months. And I really have no interest in starting out 6 months behind a bunch of other people because blizzard is shit
>actually starting fucking tournaments and trying to start a pro scene when the game is in ultra limited BETA
>>335598195
She's hot and I want to see her fucked far more than generic girls
>>335599446
>I've seen very good McCrees
one streamer isn't the lot of McCrees out there bud
>>335598214
>degenerate
Does this word have any fucking meaning besides outsing yourself as some sort of thought police faggot from /pol/?
>>335589808
I legit want Tracer to cuck me and make fun of me in her cute accent while she fucks other guys
>>335605775
she can fuck me while you watch
>>335607417
Only if she tells me how much better you are
>>335607417
I'll fuck her while she's fucking you while the other guy watches.Overwatch!
>>335589808
im partially considering getting it.
Is the game any fun?
>>335605775
>>335607417
>>335607756
>>335607848
I want to suck her herm cock while you two fuck her while that other guy watches!
>>335607908
Try it out in the open beta, starting may 5th.
More like cuckwatch
>>335605775
How does the British laugh?
>>335608038
>actually thinking the open beta will be playable
It's going to be a fucking mess with the servers down 90% of the time and you being in some giant queue for hours the other 10%
You'll be lucky to get more than a couple of matches. Open betas like this are always just stress tests that often end up proving the games developers don't have adequate servers for the playerbase.
>>335608038
you ever been in a bliz open beta?
its hell man.
>>335608247
There was already a stress test weekend where pretty much everyone got in. This is not Blizzard's first rodeo.I didn't get in while literally all my friends got a key, fuck my life.
>>335608247
>mfw I will be playing a couple days before the huge rush of people, which will definitely break the server
>they already have pre order numbers so there shouldn't be a single queue
>>335604464
I'm not defending the Tournaments that have been happening for OW (i greatly disagree with tourneys before game release) but a lot of games have been doing that lately. Wasn't HotS having tourneys before full release? Duelyst does it as well. It's now the norm so there can be more "exposure" and "hype" before the game release.
>>335608525
>it's gonna be fine anon, y-you'll see
Sure thing, anon
Enjoy your 2 hours of playtime before emergency maitenence. The servers have not been stress tested. Inviting a limited number of people is not stres stesting.
>>335608525
>all my friends got a key
Same here, I was pissed too because not only did they say almost everyone is getting in but I had alsopreordered origin editionand signed up for beta as soon as it went up.
>>335608636
And all of those games are terrible and should not remotely be considered competitive. Others doing it is not a justificaiton and it never will be. Trying to start a pro scene when the game is in closed beta is basically them deciding who gets to be pro and who doesn't. It's bullshit and anyone who defends it should have their balls cut off
>>335608139
haha
>this
Seriously though, I think most people that posts these threads in /v/ are mostly in want of more SFM porn. When there a plethora of places to get that.
>>335589808
In my world of heroes there's no fags or feminists or slut gamers so i'll stick to playing in that thanks
>>335608706
I pre-ordered so I'll definitely be getting a taste for it before the actual public beta launches and that's where things will be getting chock-full properly. Not a drop of sweat off my balls.
>>335608726
I feel you 100%. I'll be playing for the first time once the pre-order beta starts, next week can't come soon enough.
>>335590126
Understatement of the millenium
they lost their fucking balls aswell
>>335592657
This pretty much sums it up, I will still buy the game to play with my normie friends, but I fear this won't last as long as tf2, specially won't out community severs, map variety and game modes that involve more than 12 players
>>335596445
wtf the lip syncing is the worst blizzard has ever done, it's like pixar but it lacks the heart
>>335608854
That's /v/ in general. Idiots stalking thread sin hope of porn when there are tons of porn sites and boards. Because for some reason, masturbating to it being posted in the wrong place grants an extra thrill to them
>>335608854
There is no overwatch cuck porn, though
>>335609084
You got all that from a poorly made gif?
>>335608636
Paladin is having one for 100 thousand american dollars.
>>335609084
>Pixar
>heart
lol
>>335596119
This so much, game will get old and boring quick unless they add community servers so people can just fuck off in 12v12, custom maps and sounds.
Knowing blizzard this will probably never happen
How am I supposed to use Genjis ult properly? It seems like it takes 2/3 swings of his sword and it feels really slow.
I like his loadout, I just didnt really like his ult at all. I must be doing something wrong, right?
So? is it a tf2 clone like I thought?
Is it even worth the money?
This is pretty much the only game I have to look forward to this year.
I got into the first beta weekend, loved it, and pre-ordered. I just want to play more already.
>>335608636
It chases away people like me. Why do I want to be dominated day 1 by people who have been playing the game for 6 months? In what way is that fair?
>>335608854
>>335609113
I made this thread to discuss and meme the game.The porn is just a plus
>tfw you can't play support without sub accusations
>tfw they think you're a girl for getting 40% damage mitigation with Mercy
I just want to help the team.
>>335609476
I think its worth the money, if you like the game. Its extremely polished, looks and runs incredibly well, and the characters and maps are varied.
That said, it definitely has potential to get boring as fuck in under 10 hours of playtime. The maps are well designed but tiny, matches go by insanely fast so its hard to get into it.
>>335609669
so a badly made tf2 clone?
>>335609628
>healslut meme
Wish it would die.
>>335609669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teb8U9sq2Vg
Pretty much this is why I enjoy HOTS at all. I hated wasting an hour playing games. 15-30min is more reasonable for me.
>>335609572
I feel the same way :( I just replayed KOTOR2 because I didnt know what else to do with my life.
>>335609476
Doesn't play much like TF2 once you start to learn it's nuances. I love it just like I love TF2. It's safe to say you'll enjoy it if you enjoyed TF2.
>>335589808
And less shit games.
>>335609830
I hope it never dies. I thrive in it.
>>335609879
15-30m is never going to happen in Overwatch. AT BEST, a close match is 10 minutes. Almost all my games were over in 5.
5 fucking minutes. In TF2, you might not even finish the first stage of Dustbowl.
>>335609618
>porn is a plus
>blue board
that's literally worse than going to a blues concert and expecting a young, high as fuck girl to throw her panties on stage or show tits
>mfw seeing vids of the QT3.14 tracer stunt driver driving people around PAX East in a Lambo
in the angry joe 360 vid you can focus the entire car ride on her legs.
>>335610096
You say that like it's a bad thing. Must long matches in TF2 were caused by shitty strats and turtling and if it wasn't that it was due to skill, in which case matches would be held up in OW too.
>>335610096
>using Dustbowl as an example for good long matches
Please. Dustbowl especially is such a chore.
Best girl
>>335610281
Name one good control point map in OW.
Spoiler:You can't.
>>335610347
Its just an example, of singular map vs multi-stage map.
>>335610281
Most of those complaints in TF2 only work on anything not intended for balance. aka 12v12 and so on.
>>335609476
TF2 was worth the money at launch, in fact I would've paid full price for it if it hadn't been included in the Orange Box.
I can already tell it's worth it and I haven't played it.
>>335597440
Mercy
>Best rack
>Largest hips
>Largest ass
>THEM THIGHS
>Ponytail
No one can deny best girl.
>>335610440
https://youtu.be/XkNf-vQfXBo?t=41s
>>335610650
>kind hearted
>abhors violence
>doctor
>>335610536
I've only played one control map so, I cant youre right again.
>>335610281
>>335610556
Tf2 is flawed in the sense of people who play for fun vs people who play to win. People who actually want to win the game will care about comp and getting the objective.
People that dont are going to sit around and do whatever they want and waste everyone on their teams lives.
Dont play for fun in a team based game or go to a server thats meant for dicking around in.
In short, no its not fun unless your team actually wants to win.
>>335610650
I was a mei-guy for a while but now I realize mercy is the best.
Swiss Christmas Cake heal-slut can't be beat.
>>335610773
>SwissWait, that's a negative.
>preordered the game from Amazon UK because it comes with a cool pin and coin
>find out I don't get early access to the open beta
>only people who preorder from GAME get that
I WANT BRICK AND MORTAR TO DIE
KILL GAME
STOP GIVING THEM MONEY
>>335592657
>playing on community servers with the same group of people over and over like an autist
there are people out there who unironically do this?
>>335610970
That's what you get for preordering.
>>335611267
Preordered because it's cheap as fuck plus I get a cool little coin and badge, no guarentee that those will still be around at launch
>>335610970
Mate early access is only 3 days before open beta.
I can't wait for this shit to flop and the delicious tears of Blizzdrones who try to defend it.
>>335610970
just pre-order it from amazon.de and you'll get a code
you can cancel it as soon as you get the email
>>335609879
whoa that animation looks like shit
>>335610970
>pin
>badge
>could've been deputy for a day
>will actually be dumbass for life
Battleborn > Overwatch
Fight me
>>335611776
>this
Here's a list of auto-aims in Overwatch.
Soldier 76 ultimate
Mccree ultimate
Reaper ultimate
Winston primary gun
Symmetra primary gun & turrets
Torbjorn turret
Roadhog chain (aim assist)
Here's a list of offensive effects or attacks which aren't auto-aim but you essentially cannot miss with them no matter how bad you are.
Bastion turret gun
Reaper primary guns
Tracer primary gun
Reinhardt primary melee
Zenyatta orb of discord
Winston ultimate swipes
Pharah ultimate rocketswarm
Roadhog primary weapon (both modes)
Roadhog ultimate
Zarya ultimate
Tracer ultimate
Additionally, almost every character has a skill that negates all positional mistakes. For example: caught on the ground as the rocketess Pharah? No problem, just press this easy button and you're instantly in the sky, where you're most effective.
Ran yourself into a bad spot as the fragile but swift Tracer? No problem, just press this easy button and you're instantly back where you were before.
Got caught in the open as the close-range slugger Reaper? Just press your invulnerability button and float over to a healthkit. You get this and many other movement tools completely free, there's nothing you give up for them, like sacrificing health with a rocket-jump.
The tools Overwatch gives you to solve problems are contained in a single, brainless button rather than a complex and difficult set of movements and/or offensive measures. The entire game revolves around identifying the correct rock-paper-scissors situation to press your button, then pressing it. There is no serious skill of any kind involved. You're going through the motions of what you think a video game entails.
The miniscule difference between a week-old Overwatch player and a year-old Overwatch player will be lost in the cloud of instakill ultimates, teleports and AOE abilities. This game is transcendentally shit, and there is no escape from it. This is the very profitable future of FPS. Hell. Population: you.
>>335609084
Only somebody with a big heart could create Cars 2
>>335609476
TF2 is a better game. Overwatch is only for waifufags and casuals who cant into decent moba like dota.
>>335612536
Thanks, reddit!
>>335610970
I see this picture posted all the time. Can someone tell me a story behind it?
>>335612314
they're really nowhere near the same senpai
but if you really want me to compare them
Battleborn is super monday night combat 2 but floatier and slower
Overwatch is a faster paced TF2 with less depth and more focus on team composition
I liked the latter more than the former.
even though I was more hyped for battleborn, playing it was disappointing.
>>335613001
>Overwatch is a faster paced TF2 with less depth and more focus on team composition
Nigger are you serious?
>>335612314
I played both and they are nowhere near the same kind of game. Battleborn is HotS as an FPS.
>>335610934
Never met a German Swiss. What's wrong with them?
>>335612536
Try it yourself on the 5th before you shitpost stale pasta
>>335613138
yes
a team of only soldiers will wreck everything, but a team of only pharas won't get far
>>335612314
>How Battleborn was planed
Hey green, whe need to make a new game, what genera is popular?
>I heard Counter Strike and Dota 2 are making big bucks, we should make something like that black! Also lets charge 60 bucks for it to please our jewness!
Yeah sounds fun, normies and ''hardcore'' gamers will buy it for sure... but how do we cater to the kids?
>Lets make the male characters for them! they will say memes like ''you mad bruh or ragequit lol xD
Sounds neat! and how should cater to gamer girls?
>I got you senpai, i hired our best character designer from Tumblr!
>>335592667
>>335589808
please stop making threads about this game
I want to play it but can't afford it because Blizzard cucked 3rd world countries with high prices
>>335613812
>I got you senpai, i hired our best character designer from Tumblr!
>>335612536
>this copypasta
>>335612841
Ah yes Dota, aka "I pay you to play me, the video game".
>>335613138
>nigger
please explain the DEPTH of this game
>without mentioning sad backstory
please tell how it's not based on team comp
>Hit Q to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>335614032
>>335614032
I want to stick my dick in that
>>335612536
So you're saying it's not a good esport MLG pro game?
Good. Fuck esports, I just want a casual as fuck game.
>>335614024
>Blizzard cucked 3rd world countries with high prices
Mission Accomplished
>>335613923
He's right, it's a shitty meme. Stop baiting with your garbage fetish, nigger
>>335614032
>tumblr
So...where's the porn? That's primarily what tumblr is used for
>>335589808
Are any of you seriously interested in this game? How? It seriously looks like it was made to pander to kids' parent's wallets.
>>335614032
i want to lick watermelon juice off zarya's thighs
>>335614257 This is objectively worse than this >>335614032
>>335614024
>Blizzard cucked 3rd world countries with high prices
you don't deserve to play online till you learn to play with others.
>>335614032
>tfw you can enjoy Zarya because you aren't so retarded you try to correlate appearance to ideologies
>>335614314
>I want to stick my dick in that
Sure, if you can still stand after she's done pegging you.
>>335614830
>Tracer eyes
Perfection in one waifu.
>>335614840
>after she's done pegging you.
>>335614676
>Tracer's smug face
>That blush
She's setting off my gaydar.
>>335614836
I enjoy playing as her desu
>>335614676
you take left thigh, I go right thigh?
>she's a lot of woman for just one man
>>335614996
Tracer is the type that sniffs the carseat after dropping her date off
>>335614830
If a person has high enough power-level to post on imageboards then he's probably smart enough to behave himself when playing online
>>335615123
god you could climb her like a tree
>>335615123
They can't be saved by just one man.
>>335614257
How exactly is that a tumblr design? It doesn't even have that retarded half shaven head thing that Zarya has.
>>335615312
>dear
>mother
of
>god
those legs
wh-who is this gal? and why is she not out cosplaying Zarya right now?
>>335615481
>Minority ugly stronk independent black woman with lesbian looks
>Not tumblr
AYYYYYY
Honestly, they should have just given Zarya laura croft's hair.
>>335615538
I forget her name, but there's a shitload of her on turdblr.
also apperantly she did porn. Which i haven't found.
>>335614629
>So...where's the porn? That's primarily what tumblr is used for
same, not sure where the SJWs are there but I never encounter them
>tfw using throwaway tumblr account for muh porn
>>335615481
All the women in Battleborn have unnecessary detail with their faces. The smile lines make everybody look older than they are, it's the same shit with Tiny Tina in Borderlands 2. I really don't like this artist.
>>335613684
>confirmed for not played the game
Or youre just a baddie in denial?
>>335589808
the world could use more beta testers
>>335615052
I just wish her hair wasn't pink.
>>335615761
>mad cuz wasn't invited special super duper closed beta
>Open beta May 5th-9th
>>335615660
Ooooh, I get it. It's a bad design because it isn't a waifu.
Should have guessed.
>>335615890
different skins gib different hair color
>>335615890
Here ya go then!
>>335615753
U wot
>>335616039
>isn't a waifu
>waifu
>real
>>335616123
I FUCKING HATE IT SHE LOOKS LIKE JUSTIN BEIBER
>>335615890
The hair goes with her gun effect.
>>335616386
The hair that really counts
Is down there.
>>335616693
Oh god oh yes
>>335616039
Pretty much.
No one wants to play as an ugly girl my man. Only tumblerians.
>>335616693
>Widowmaker pubes: none, can't grow them anymore
>Zarya pubes: "please don't be shaved. sweet baby jesus, YES!"
>Symmetra pubes: "Grab my machete. And bring the wax!"
>Mei pubes: "THICC"
>>335598965
>took months to realize it was bad
Sounds like it's worth 30 bucks then thanks anon
>>335617353
>D.Va has straight asian pubes
>Mei has a kissable treasure trail that rides up her paunch
>>335615758
All ultimates have counters and those autoaim ones are barely mid tier
>>335600327
>My point is, don't go into Overwatch thinking it's going to benefit Quake vets. It's essentially a MOBA with FPS mechanics.
I doubt that anyone had this feeling after closed beta began
>>335592437
>It's actually hilarious how badly /v/ wants to hate this game.
Literally the only reason why /v/ hates this game is because Blizzard is making it.
That's literally it.
It really goes to show just how pathetically petty /v/ is.
>>335617740
>McCree's ult
>Instant multikill after two seconds of gathering targets
>"Just don't be in his sights, brah"
>"Get behind a shield, brah"
Anyone with a brain is going to use it from a location with a very wide FoV and you are delusional if you think the average team is going to work so well together that they can all get inside/behind a shield before McCree fires.
>>335609040
why waste the $40 then? just wait for it to go f2p.
>Luke, you know this to be true
>>335597440
Shit D.va, put some heart into it.
>>335615481
How are either of them tumblr designs?
>>335609209
>go to patreon
>request cuck waifuwatch porn
>wait a few days
>commence the fapping
>>335618269
He's a sitting duck, the most it can do is get people off the objective for 5 seconds unless your team is retarded and lets a slow damage dealer behind their lines.
>>335592229
>Bae
How about you use the normal pic, fucking nigger.
>>335615740
I have never gotten the tumblr hate meme. What ever evil degenerate not /pol/ approved things happen there are utterly dwarfed by the porn. Most people use tumblr for porn.
>>335615890
I like her hair pink. It gets me off knowing somewhere out there is a guy actually triggered by unnatural hair color.
>>335618457
Why waste the 60 on a new release when it'll be 20 in 6 months?
>>335597327
there's a rule on/v/ you fucking shill; we never talk good of a videogame, we hate all of them. You can easily spot a shill because they always talk about the greatness of the game.
>>335618645
>implying I am going to comission porn
>>335592437
>>335617952
>Blizzard is making it
>/v/ 'wants' to hate it
>2016 Blizzard making worth games
>>335619031
It's sad I can't tell if this is ironic or not
>>335615890
>>335618269
McCree ult takes an assload of time to charge up and he screams "ITS HIGH NOON" the moment he activates it.
>>335619031
>>335619031
I like some video games. Am I a shill now?
>>335619128
well now she just looks like a disney princess fuck that
It's the best and most fun multiplayer game I've played in a while
It's not perfect, Tracer and Mei are so fucking annoying, Tanks get absolutely melted by some characters, the 20 tick sometimes comes through and feels bad
But the positives greatly outweigh the negatives. I've been looking for a shooter since BFBC2 and I think this is it.
It's so smooth and everything you do feels so great. It's got some skill based combat but also a big focus on team coordination. I got into the last weekend stress test, and I went into the game not knowing what to expect, and it blew me away. Playing with 2 or less friends is optimal, there's still fun to be had in the chaos of matches. If you 4 man group queue or larger, games do become more rigid and you have to pick the right comps to push or counter. And that's much less fun for me.
Pre-ordered the origins edition off cdkeys for 40 bucks
Call me a shill or whatever, you'll fucking see for yourself how fun it is in the open beta. It just feels so right.
And it's not a moba. It's an arena fps with classes. A moba fps would be battleborn, which isn't my cup of tea.
>>335619038
I'll do it for free just for you if I manage to learn SFM, anon
>>335618269
In every game I've ever been in with an ulting McCree everyone hides. You're a fucking idiot who has never played the game or just really bad.
>>335614032
terrible skin but i like the character
>>335619359
You're a good person, anon
