>genetically perfect
Do you think that her daddy made her to be his fucktoy?
everything this person animates is all for the sake of reactions pictures and i love him and/or her for it
>>335493015
>Genetically perfect
>Looks like a man
Makes sense
>>335493015
I'd impregnate her ass desu
>>335493117
Yes you retard that was part of the story, hence her perfect body
>>335493871
Why do people like Jack, again?
>>335494184
Because you can see her nipples
>>335493871
Would you the model of Jack?
>>335494184
Jackie is cute. CUTE.
>>335494390
I want both at the same time.
>>335494443
I wouldn't even mind her tattoos if she had a better haircut
>>335494184
They can stay safe in the closet while jerking off to a man.
>>335494184
Some people just like girls that have more testosterone than they do.
>>335494443
Shaved Jack is best Jack
I'd still fuck her.
>>335494390
Absolutely.
>>335494184
>Not liking cute dykes
Pleb.
>>335494518
I wouldn't even mind her haircut if she didn't have tattoos
>>335493015
>>335494580
>1070+ng/dL of total testosterone here
>I like Jack
Proved wrong by Science, byatch.
>>335494947
this gif is from a gay porn
>>335493015
Still better than Sera.
>>335494830
Shame the real one doesn't have Miranda's body, but she's pretty gud
>>335493015
>genetically perfect
That's Tali u r talking about
>>335495167
Please don't mention her again.
>>335495167
I think she's cute
>>335495145
wow anon, how do you know? Lol xD
>>335495145
Yeah, you would know.
>>335495304
Let her gently fall into oblivion, nobody likes her, she ugly, dumb, poor writed and she's just a tryhard. Stop.
tfw kinda want to play Mass Effect again but 1's a bit of a slog, 2's a bit too linear and 3 has characters I dislike
>>335495167
>>335495304
Someone tried to drown her in fucking oil or what?
>>335495495
I know that feel.
>>335495335
>>335495368
YLYL thread on /gif/
you see impressive stuff sometimes
>>335493015
>I am a very good information broker, Shepard
>proceeds to give absolutely no useful leads and play second fiddle to traynor
>since she's Hack and Casey's waifu, they don't even have the "well she might have been dead" excuse
classic Bioware.
>>335495479
MY EYES!
>>335495597
epic, just epic
>>335495167
The funny thing is the appearance wasn't the worst part of her character.
>>335495217
Post Lara's ass
>>335495479
I never asked for this.
![josephine[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hjxcyG1.jpg "josephine[1].jpg")
>>335495167
>only decent female romanceable character isn't a party member
>best looking girl in the protag's army (leliana) isn't even romanceable because you might have banged her in origins
I'm absolutely fine with Bioware making romanceable characters for people into female pc/gay/lesbian/other species but come on you have to at least give us a good romanceable female too
They understood this in Mass Effect
>>335494702
>Jack
>a dyke
I'm not you sure understand what word means
>>335495479
Why do their tongues look like two pieces of fecal matter being shoved out of their mouths?
>>335495752
How dare you make criticism about Bioware and its progressive character writting ?
>>335495167
>>335495304
>>335495479
Miranda was one thing, but how the fuck did Bioware cock up this badly?
>>335493015
I was really disappointed by that model. The real life version is so much hotter.
POST LIARA AND SAMARA
>>335495570
>>335495495
I was gonna do another playthrough as the other gender and other alignment but I can't even remember which way I went
All I know for sure is that Renegade altered between ruthless utilitarian and crazed psychopath so much that it was impossible to roleplay and not end up good
>>335495856
Symbolism of the game itself.
It's like poetry
>>335495872
fuck off marketer
Perfect.
I'm an attractive woman.
>>335495948
>>335495479
does bioware even try anymore? or are they trying to get canned and end EA's control over them
>>335495167
Man
Sera was the first time in my life that as an englishman I felt racially discriminated against
That fucking awful accent and character, how can an actually english VA be so bad?
And who thought Robin Hood with mild autism was a good character?
>>335496130
literally pig disgusting
>>335496130
Epic ftw
>>335495167
Dem dick sucking lips tho.
>>335495971
Eh Inquisition was a pretty alright game, it just needed better combat and a few characters cut to be great
>>335496130desu i would fuck her into next century senpai
>>335496297
You just finished the game after your 3000+ hours playtrough of epic fetching quests ?
>>335495123
>>335494675
>>335494535
New Lara is ugly
>>335496297
It also needed less shitty fetchquest.
Fucking quests' markers everywhere.
I knew I cropped this for a reason.
>>335494390
>Jack's face is modeled well
>Miranda's face looks like ass
>>335496130
I do not understand why anybody at EA thought this was a good idea.
This image alone summarises perfectly so many of the reasons ME3 was so bad.
>>335496359
>I never saw a real woman in my entire life.
>>335496384
>>335496357
Well obvs
But it's like asscreed in that you can skip like 80% of them and finish the game with no issue
>>335496440
It's pretty obvious, considering that you like new Lara
>>335496221
How good do you think burying your dick in one of that supreme indigo pussy feels like?
>>335496221
S A M A R A
A
M
A
R
A
>>335496530
>I'm so new I don't know the significance of the meme arrow.
>>335496130
She looks so much like Diana Prince, a pornstar who is way too old to still be doing porn but with some uncanny valley also thrown in
What's hilarious about Mass Effect is how the aliens look more realistic than the actual humans
>>335496615
Manjaw is not a flaw
>>335496697
God I love her jaw
>>335495176
What the fuck is going on with the lower left of her body
>>335496697
Why are you posting a pic of a brick ?
>>335496636
I know that you are new, faggot
>>335496697
Reminder: Canonically biggest tiddies
P E R F E C T
>>335496767
Reflection.
>fucking magnets
>>335496767
Seriously?
![Refraction-of-light-in-water[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0y6hk03.jpg "Refraction-of-light-in-water[1].jpg")
>>335496767
Did you not do science in school?
>>335495597
I am just messing around, I know where the gif comes from. Still, you can be both high test and like dominating women.
>>335496767
Water refracts light dummy
>>335496834
Also : biggest jaw of the saga. Bigger than a Krogan one
>>335496697
NEVER
EVER
EVER
>>335495167
I thought I forgot about this abomination. Jesus Christ.
>>335493015
>people hating on "manjaws" because muh anime told me otherwise!
>>335496993
Nice try, tumblr.
>>335496976
>>335495167
I romanced Sera.
Twice.
She's cute.
>>335495821
Josephine is boring as shit. Cassandra and Sera are far better.
Shame you can't romance Vivienne.
>>335496939
Perfect for catching all the semen
>>335497165
Hell she needs that after they unload their quads
>>335497094
>am i fitting in yet???
go die
>>335497136
>Shame you can't romance Vivienne.
Well she had a lover.
>>335496993
She could have another face in that chin.
>>335497246
She was a mistress to a duke, and the duke dies before the game ends.
Why can't Bioware make good looking people?
>>335496976
>>335496993
>>335497243
We get it tumblr, being the SJW's that you are you like women that look like men, you can go now.
>>335497346
litteraly who is this ?
>>335497136
Sera's the worst character in the game
Cassandra is the usual cliche of tough woman who's actually a bit softer in love
Josie may be white bread but it's better than stale bread and vomited up bread
>>335497243
I already have enough with Miranda, no need for you posting another tranny in here.
>>335497346
Making them goodlooking is against nature.
>>335497346
>make the most powerful party member an annoying dweeb
thanks
>>335497346
Is that Ron from Harry Potter?
>>335497130
Holy shit, this guy looks like a pug and that worm king thingy from Starship troopers.
>>335496993
>she wont come back as main villain in DC films
>>335497360
>>335497360
had a good laugh
>>335497610
Why are you replying to yourself?
>>335497360
>>335497610
>She will never play zatanna
>>335496767
Fucking water, how does it work?!
>>335497402
>Sera's the worst character in the game
She really isn't. She's very well written for the character she is. She represents the thousands of regular people caught in the middle of the events of the game that don't have the influence of nobles, the Chantry, or the Inquisition. When you understand this, you can see where she's coming from.
>Cassandra is the usual cliche of tough woman who's actually a bit softer in love
Still adorable and far more interesting than Josephine's bland as fuck romance.
>>335497346
>Everyone in a fantasy setting must be attractive!
Aside from that, he's a spirit, and spirits usually don't look good.
>>335497872
I swear to God, Bioware's employee are lurking on /v/ since ME3
>>335497346
his hair looks like a mop. hopefully they invest in making hair less shit
>>335497243
Antje Traue should have been cast as Wonder Woman.
>>335495479
>Dragon Age Elves
>Supposed to be shorter and thinner than humans
Why is miss piggy so fucking huge here?
Not only is she taller, her head is fucking massive compared to the human's
Did Bioware not even read their own lore?
>>335497983
what else are they gonna do? theyre not gonna work on bugs or anything, gotta kill all that free time somehow
>>335497872
>She represents the thousands of regular people caught in the middle of the events of the game that don't have the influence of nobles, the Chantry, or the Inquisition
She may represent that but she's also a retarded annoying gobshite who is supposedly of value to the inquisition despite having about five kids who work for her.
Having characters represent stuff is good for a party based game but the characters themselves have to also be good. Sera patently wasn't a good character
>>335493871
>not liking your women slightly manly
enjoy your feminine offspring
>>335498083
Player could have set the height slider low or be playing a dwarf
>>335497983
>>335497983
Well yeah. Any time a ME:A thread has ever been posted it's also been blatently done by a marketer.
Not being able to report them for it now is stupid.
>>335497346
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>335498247
>not wanting a cute daughter
>>335497872
It's not that they're not attractive, it's that they look like they were made by someone who can't make people.
>>335498338
kek
>>335498338
is this the .jpg equivalent of a fanfiction?
>>335498338
bruh look at this dude
>>335498384
Or people that aren't people :O
>>335495872
>you waifu
Fuck I hate when low-IQ foreigners butcher languages they don't speak.
>>335498375
>not wanting a tomboy daughter who beats up other kids
>>335498545
You can call them indians.
>>335498183
>She may represent that but she's also a retarded annoying gobshite
You mean that people who weren't involved with any of the events from the first two games don't know much about the events of the world other than "there was a Blight, the Grey Wardens ended it"?
>who is supposedly of value to the inquisition despite having about five kids who work for her.
You find caches every now and then and Tempest is an OP as fuck specialization. If you don't think she's of value, don't recruit her or tell her to leave.
>>335498384
I think BioWare did a good job with several of the characters, and Cole isn't a person.
>>335498338
BIG
>>335498587
NEVER.
>>335498587
I played through ME3 all the way through without realizing that dude was gay. Course I also played all the way through it without realizing you could even talk to that dude.
>>335498587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k2U9KgnOTs
>>335498609
That's usually the first thing I think of when I see bad grammar online too.
>>335496546
Not as nice as her azule ass :D.
>>335498720
Are you some kind of retard, who is not aware of the outside world ? Like an autist ? Oh yeah, I forgot where we were.
>All that futa Asari SFM porn
Literally the best thing to come out of the series
>>335498696
A few characters look alright, but a lot of them look pretty bad, and all of them look like they're constantly covered in oil
>>335498856
>futa
>best
generic stupid vanilla shit, that's what it is.
>>335494184
I played the game years ago but as far as I can remember I liked her because she was a heavily flawed character and that made her feel more human.
Seems like a good reason to me
>>335496130
I feel bad for Chobot. She's attractive in real life.
>>335498587
If this is supposed to be a parody of Man of Steel it's 10/10
>>335498271
Pretty sure that's Morrigan's son
>>335498696
>you find caches every now and then and Tempest is an OP as fuck specialization
That's gameplay value
I'm talking about her story value, expecting Bioware's gameplay to properly link up with their story is a bit too much
>>335498852
Why are you being so rude to that guy?
>>335496697
>can't fuck Samara
>can't fuck Chakwas
Bioware hates older women.
>>335498968
No.
>>335498852
>Some sperg who spun every ME2 globe until every resource was drained.
>Calling others autists.
>>335497130
FIRIN' MAH LAZOR
>>335493015
need sauce, please, google gives nothing
>>335498968
I don't at all. She shouldn't have been in the game.
>>335499126
Is there any other way to play ME2 ?
>mfw you are not a completionist
>>335499159
ebin dude
>>335498771
Holy shit.
>>335496656
realistic aliens huh, 51 is that you?
>>335499179
Lurk Moar faggot.
>>335495821
>>best looking girl in the protag's army (leliana)
bu... but Morigann is the best girl
>>335498968
>She's attractive in real life.
oof, that opinion
>>335499113
I thought there was a romance with Samara and it was just as awkward as the rest of them.
>>335493015
>literally looks like a man
Fuck western sjw cucks. Western gaming is dead
>>335498338
Too soon man. Fuck the ending.
>>335499319
even a look through the archives gives nothing, nobody ever give the sauce
I'd need just the artist name at least
>>335497360
>>335498771
>James shouts "COME ON COME ON YEAH!"
>Kaiden's yell
>Ashley moans
What. Why.
>>335499562
Just fuck off to /gif/
>>335495479
>It's actually morrigan's son
>first kiss by sera
poor guy
>>335499507
>too soon
4 years.
>>335493015
Krogan cock...sooo gooood !
Saren was right
>>335498696
You're clearly a massive fan of the game
What's the most fun class to play as? I tried something melee when I played (might have been the daggers rogue one) and the combat felt really low impact like an MMO
>>335499724
>BRG
like pottery
Total bro during the whole playtrough .
"Hey fuck off bro, i'm a traitor now"
Bioware top writing.
>>335499754
S L U T
>>335499425
>wanting your children to be weak-jawed faggots
The only cuck here is you anon
>>335499232
tfw being a completionist in the age of open world games with a billion collectables
The worst part is that the collectables never seem to unlock anything really fun or strong
>>335497360
my fucking sides
rip
>>335499724
It will never not be too soon.
I will never not be mad.
>>335499329
Morrigan's not really part of your army though
I'm counting everyone that's in it at the end of act 1 as your real team
>>335500002
One of the only good human squadmates in the series
>>335499934
>writing mfw without posting a face
>mfw no face.
>>335499861
>muh qun
What did you expect?
>>335499562
go on rule34hentai and search for miranda lawson
You'll find it eventually I'm guessing
>>335500002
Team Zaeed reporting in.
>>335499754
YES! YES! RIGHT THERE!
>>335499610
Her pussy's got a hair trigger
>>335499754
So fucking good. I would swap a full length version of this with a few of the other girls for any of the Kunoichi stuff.
>>335499754
>mfw i stumble upon fanfiction where they discover femshep is the only one capable of consistently giving birth to krogans and the rest is just 10 chapters of her being gangraped and repopulating the krogan race
>>335500152
that's what I've been doing for a while now
is the source animated or not? that could help me a bit
>>335499915
I was just about to post something along those lines
>>335500082
But I didn't
What is Mass Effect was a girl?
>>335499861
>>335500115
good joke
>>335500358
ssppp
>>335500354
that sounds fucking stupid
>>335499861
>character named "The Iron Bull"
>his codex entry is two noblewomen talking about cheating on their husbands with him
Absolutely disgusting. Whoever wrote him should be flayed alive.
Give me some funny mass effect videos guys
>>335500354
GIVE ME THAT SHIT
>>335500785
>I'm a salarian kill me plz.
>>335498338
There's one of those stupid hot new "me or my son" memes in here somewhere.
>>335499861
Solas was the only redeeming party member. Not because he was modeled any better. Or because his banter was particularly witty.
No, I liked Solas because he hated everyone else in the game just as much as I did.
>>335500875
>dont you ever talk about my wife's daughter like that again
>>335500656
finally found it, thank you very much m8
So do asari choose when they want to become pregnant or what?
>>335500785
Tali really let herself go.
>>335501359
-CreepyShep
-Miscarryage Mordin
And you only noticed Tali ?
>>335497346
>>335495167
>>335501556
The cole steel hedgehog edit is better.
>>335500354
pls anon gib sauce
>>335495167
Innit?
>>335497136
>1
I wanted to romance that dwarf played by Lightning's voice actress, I forgot her name, she always intos you into a new area, telling you what's what.
>>335500028
>>335501740
Scout Harding. Her first name is lace or something like that
>>335496359
I think the face is cute, and she's got that ass.
>>335501740
You can. Keep flirting with her whenever you go to a new area.
So did they bang?
To assure Shepard that they've put their disputes behind them.
>>335501556
>mfw I saw this meme before playing DAI
>mfw I never played with Cole because he is a uninteresting character, and he is the GUY IN THE MEME
>>335501703
>>335498080
>instead they cast a jew
JUSTICE FOR THE 6 TRILLION
>>335498587
NEVER
V
E
R
>>335494535
>>335494675
>>335494998
>>335495123
>>335495217
Stop posting this mouth breathing fugly retard, she's far from perfection. In fact she's the exact opposite, a flawed piece of turd.
>>335496417
Have you seen Shepards model? Its literally perfect
>>335502169
>>335499113
>can't fuck wynn in dao
It's true and sucks bro. I wanted to destroy wynns aged vagina.
>>335502169
You seem to be clearly in the wrong there, pal.
>>335501878
>DA:I gives you loads of characters
>use some of the first ones you get all game because they're the most tollerable
>>335502378
What the fuck went wrong with her/his face ?
>>335502169
How can someone be so wrong
>>335502378
gross
>perfect
>no cow tits
bioware are you even trying?
>>335502597
Awwwriiight
>>335502597
Does its chin hit the ground when it looks down ?
>>335502378
The graphics are neat and all but they don't make the game any better.
