Oh shit nigger, somebody just called you a faggot online. You must now get your revenge. What do you do?
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Decide not to get revenge because that would be petty and gay
Kill yourself
>>335479361
Rip off your penis
>>335479361
call him a faggot back
not vidya
try to get krinkels lawsuit thrown out of court
stop sucking dick then
get ye flask
>>335479361
cry in the corner
Tell him that you're not a faggot and tell your mother
realize this isn't /trash/
Sext mom
>>335479509
Indeed, getting revenge is not video games related, so let's go play video games instead
>>335479617
Play underage panty quest 23
Sit and meditate, recognizing that all appearances are illusory
>>335479617
video games made you get revenge
>>335479617
You forgot your mobile phone number so you can't join Steam.
And need to play Origin instead
>>335479617
play some simulator simulator
>>335479617
wait! there is revenge to get but on who!>
>>335479617
Punch self in dick
>>335479617
You don't have any
Come up with an elaborate revenge plan over tendies involving a hacksaw, a rubber duck and a three day old empty box of pizza. Your input?
>>335479656
hurt feelings edition
>>335479727
A genius plan
>>335479617
Start streaming Counter Strike Global Offensive
>>335479617
I'm bored of my current vidya library so I go out to buy GAME which just came out because I like having physical copies looking cool on my shelf
>>335479840
Rip dick from crotch
>>335479840
You punched yourself too hard and end up dying, game over
>>335479840
go buy weapons for assaulting the fag-calling anon
>>335479840
find to revenge against
>>335479840
Video games are boring
Go shit out the window
>>335479840
polish your waifu collection
>>335479840
You are now a venerated tumblr person. Get rich from patreon dosh
>>335479840
Back to playing underage panty quest portable on the Vita.
>>335479912
Please let this turn into a mass murder of supreme gentlemen proportions
>>335479840
Get revenge against yourself
>>335479929
Ah, I didn't realize you were Indian
>>335480058
the guy you went to get revenge against kicks in your door
hes aussie
>>335480058
Remove your dick
>>335480058
Rajeet from down the street tells you to cut it out
>>335480058
go to the local game shop
>>335480058
Fall backwards out the window, land in shit
>>335480058
try to catch your shit before it hits the ground
>>335480058
fag calling anon stood below the window
>>335479617
Play save the princess, or just load up CS 1.6
>>335480058
Accidentally fall out window into pile of own shit
Also you cut your dick off mid fall
>>335480058
Now take a copy of dark souls and clean your ass
>>335480058
You're doing it wrong, shit upside down so you shit on yourself
>>335480189
With what? Your clenched asscheeks?
>>335480058
Reach within yourself and try to shift forms to better accommodate your plans of revenge.
>>335480298
Play a Poo related game.
>>335480298
with your face
>>335480298
Punch dick again
>>335480298
Poop and then suck your poop back up your ass with your reverse kirby powers.
>>335480298
give us an info screen about this guy's stats
>>335480298
Just let it free fall, and prepare for your revenge. Nothing like a good shit before doing some big things.
>>335480298
run down and catch it while it falls, you dumbass
>>335480369
I'm beginning to think this is your fetish
>>335480521
Rip your cock off brutally
>>335480521
Now go to the computer and enter
CYBERSPACE
>>335480521
Its not. Im just sad and confused.
>>335480521
Remove that mask from your head
>>335480521
Poop a jetstream so hard you fly around.
>>335480521
Your local SJW overlord comes to your apartment to check on the daily self-inflicted dick punching quota
>>335480521
Now go scream at the kids in the yard. Fucking hate those kids
>>335480521
After punching your dick twice you feel yourself becoming stronger...and weaker at the same time.
>>335480521
Anon finds out Moot joind Jewgle.
>>335480589
The good news is you finally left your house
>>335480746
The bad news is that you're running out of fuel
>>335480746
Try and pilot towards enemy anons home!
How can you have a face like that and not kill people? Grab a knife from your edgy knife collection and let's go!
>>335480746
And the adventure begins
>>335480746
Crash a plane... With no survivors
>>335480746
Just in time, you were about to get SWATted!
>>335480746
SHIT STEER YOURSELF TO THE MOON
Hey OP, you can make a comprehensive story for this by making the story start when Anon hears abot Moot joining google where upon he wants to destroy google for revenge
And he has to invade some big name sites to do that with the help of his party members
>>335480868
The swat team can only mutter various forms of "what the fuck" as they witness your "ascension"
>>335480904
nope NOPE lets get back to stories in villian adventure 3
right now this is PURE SHITPOSTING FUN
>>335481023
Punch your dick to land
>>335481023
It's asscension you shitlords
>>335481023
Crash into an adventure
>>335481023
not vidya
>>335481023
land on tumblr
>>335481023
then a magic girl gets caught in you flight path
>>335481023
spell the name of your waifu out and the do a flip
Off to a great start, I see.
>>335481159
If flying on shit jet streams while evading a team of SWAT is not vidya then I don't know what the fuck is
>>335480904
spunds good desu
>>335481159
Ah, then we must fix this. Luckily your shit ran out and you crashed into the local game shop
>>335481203
This
and also this >>335481171
>>335481295
get the new underage pantsu quest game
>>335481295
land ontop of a fat chick being shot by lazer cheese
>>335481295
Ask for a menbership card, only to wipe out your ass with it.
>>335481295
OH SHIT SON, LASERCHEESE
>>335481295
Fucking Gamestopis a qt there
>>335481295
Flood gamestop with shit.
In other words, fill it with more of what they normally stock in feces form.
you dissapoint me.
>>335481295
ask gamestop for some fiber and laxatives, we must resume our journey
>>335481295
Cook some spaghetti so you can drop it inside.
>>335481378
"You have to buy something first to become a member you fucking faggot" said Anon who works at GaemStop
Wipe yourself so you look presentable in the store
>>335481295
OP read
>>335480904
>>335481559
LAZER CHEESE!
>>335481559
Buy the cheapest shovelware you can find
>>335481601
Ya gotta reply and quote the right post nigga
>>335481559
Set gamestop on fire
>>335481559
wait a minute thats the guy that called you a faggot. punch him
>>335481598
With whatever is nearby. Including your own clothes.
>>335481559
is the anon who works at the gaemstop a qt?
>>335481559
Ask them for recommendations!
>>335481559
>>335480904
op read blease
>>335481559
Shit all over everything inside.
>>335481559
Buy all the bullshit gaymer$w4g that they have.
Who needs videogames from a videogame store when you can show everybody your dank memes?
>>335481768
No fuck off
>>335481768
Nigga stop. You gotta do it the right way
>>335481649
Hmmm, look at all these shit games, which one...
>>335481904
Dork souls is cheaper. An obvious choice.
Punch dick to decide >>335481904
>>335481904
try to mold some of your shit and trade it in for some store credit
>>335481904
>>335481904
LAZER FUCKING CHEESE!
>>335481904
Where are the lolis? Ask the qt managerspaghetti
>>335481904
Babeanetta 3
>>335481904
These games are shit.Literally, open the case and there's shit.
>>335481904
check wallet
>>335482036
No stop.
>>335481904
STAR FOX 0% has 2 games inside, go for it.
>>335481904
Oh shit is that Shota Sniffer!?
>>335481904
Gears of Snore 4
>>335481978
"Wow, jumping on the LEL SUBER HARDCORE HARDEST GAME EVAR XD Memesouls bandwagon huh, fucking casual"
>>335482165
Spaghetti
>>335482079
welcome to adventure, you fuck off
>>335482165
Lazer Cheese
>>335482165
Revenge!
>>335481904
Flood gamestop with your spaghetti
>>335482165
Punch a dick in the head
>>335482165
Oh yeah, well your head looks like an ass, and a dick!
>>335482165
Punch him in the dick.
>>335482208
"The Revenge DLC doesn't come out til next month you dumbass. As expected froma casual memer"
>>335482165
fuck him
>>335482303
Suddenly Install Wizard attacks!
>>335482165
We can't have that. He can't say that to our face and get away with it. Kill. Your face indicates that you have no problems with murder anyway.
>>335482165
remind him that stillbourne was shit and that he works a fucking retail job so he can stuff his opinions back where he got him. His ass.
>>335482303
lazer cheese buys the last good game
>>335482303
Fuck his shit up! Poop fling!
>>335482303
>You are being invaded
>>335482303
Fuck this let's find some QT to autism over
>>335482303
Pause to take a moment to question why everyone in this world look like those Madness combat people with the crosses on their faces.
>>335482303
tell andy to suck on your chode and that you're not leaving him a nice review on the receipt survey
>>335482303
Pull out a gun
>>335482369
"ayyy wassup faggots" said Dark Spirit Anon
>>335482303
challenge him to a meme showdown
>>335482465
rip his guts
>>335482465
pull out your Ethernet cable
>>335482381
Hey seeing those faces again. Makes me all nostalgic.
>>335482303
PUNCH
IN
THE
Penis
>>335482465
I miss the skeletons :(
>>335482465
Shit on floor an spout /v/ memes.
>>335482465
cry like the litle bitch you are
>>335482381
HAH, they do, huh?
>>335482513
>>335482514
>11:11:11
woah
>>335482465
Unsheet you katana and edge the fuck outta him
>>335482465
This is some nice art bruh, how can I git as gud?
>>335482465
try to backstab him but miss and kill gamestop anon
>>335482535
Dark Spirit has been vanquished
>>335482654
Nigga it's just some circles and lines
>>335482540
You are literally the reason we can't have nice things anymore. Go play your yearly re-release of CoD or pokemon or whatever and leave this thread alone.
>>335482465
bitchslap both
>>335482754
Suddenly Install Wizard attacks!
>>335482754
Something to do with feces in this post.
>>335482754
Kkkkkkkkaaaayyyyy oooohhhh
>>335482754
Buy a JRPG or summin instead, that'll show that employee faggot!
>>335482754
anon got backstabbed
>>335482754
punch in the dick EVERYBODY
>>335482754
leave with your game, time to go find someplace to play it
>>335482754
Now take his name badge
>>335482768
And your the reason why sentimental value doesnt mean shit.
>>335482754
Time to mourn over the loss of your close friend, dark spirit anon, and look to avenge him.
>>335482754
UNLOCKED:
FALCON PENIS PUNCH
>>335482867
You punched everyone in the dick. That'll teach 'em. To have dicks.
Realize that years of punching yourself in the dick have made your hands ultimate strong at punching dicks >>335483068
>>335483068
use your newfound speed and agility to SET HIGH SCORES IN DDR
>>335483068
A clown attacks you with a stop sign
>>335483068
find the guy who called you a faggot online with your dick detecting
>>335483068
Lick her face
>>335483068
Feel guilt and set out on a grand adventure to avenge them.
>>335483068
Steal the game and release the pigeon
>>335483068
Let's just take both games and leave. There's nobody left to make you pay for them
>>335483068
You get rewarded by feminists for fighting the patriarchy.
>>335483123
Won't tricky fuck everyones shit up? We're not the madness combat guy leveled, or jebus, the auditor, or the other two guys one of which died.
>>335483138
Whose face?
>>335483068
Punch Vagina to prove you're straight
>>335483283
GameStop princess
>>335483242
Keep your autism in check, my friend.
>>335483283
The dickface
>>335483283
Who cares, punch it while shitting
>>335483283
Look for the guy who called you a faggot
>>335483283
Gamestop princess, who's in the back jacking her futa cock to underage panty quest
>>335483283
yours. years of dick punching have turned you into a woman
>>335483316
That's stupid, why would a princess be in GaemStop.
"Wow what a dumbass"
"Yeah, why would a princess be here, stupid"
>>335483486
dick punching time
>>335483428
>>335483316
This is a different op
>>335483486
You're the princess
>>335483486
SUCC
>>335483486
Rob Gamestop.
>>335483486
Merge into triplanon
>>335483486
she'll come, y...you'll see... (cry)
>>335483486
Suddenly zombies.
>>335483554
>implying that matters
>>335483486
Force one of them to crossdress as the GameStop princess.
>>335483486
Do them sexual favors to get information on the princess' location
>>335483486
The princess punch them in their dicks
>>335483594
rob gamestop is not a princess you dummy.
>>335483668
That's transphobic anonymous
Robert can be a princess if he wants
>>335483609
Your joined alughing at anon's stupidity has unocked a deep bond between you three and you merged into one, singular and beautiful montrosity
>>335483753
Punch triple dick
>>335483753
Boss fight ensues.
>>335483753
suddenly a portal to another dimension opens up
>>335483753
Find a futa
>>335483753
jack off each other since this is your fetish
>>335483753
Go to Gamespoot
>>335483753
Realize you have to shit, but can't due to the fusion covering your buttholes, and then explode into a shower of shit.
>>335483835
OH SHIT IT'S THE GAEMSTOP MANAGER
>>335483753
Display tripcode to show that you're a triplanon
>>335483753
go for a killing spree
>>335484006
Use dick punch.
>>335484006
PUNCH HIS DICK
>>335484006
revenge!
>>335484006
PUNCH
IN
THE
DICK
>>335484006
TIME
TO
SHIT
>>335483486
Look in the back. She's definitely there.
>>335484006
SUCK AND PUNCH HIS DICK AT THE SAME TIME, ONE OF YOU IS A REPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL
>>335484006
This requires advanced skills
this requires cuntpunt
>>335484006
HEXA-DICKPUNCH!
>>335484006
Wear a trenchcoat and fedora
>>335484006
TRIPLE DICK PUNCH
>>335484048
KLONK
OH NO! HIS DICK IS PROTECTED! POSSIBLY BY NANOMACHINES! OR HE'S WEARING METAL UNDERPANTS! OR BOTH!
>>335484220
PLAY COLLEGE BALL, YA KNOW.
>>335484220
Hear a trench coat and 3 fedoras as a disguise.
>>335484220
Set out on a quest to become the princess
>>335484220
PUNCH NANOMACHINES IN THE DICK
>>335484220
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO DEFEAT THIS MAN
SUCK HIS NANOMACHINED PENIS UNTIL HE'S VULNERABLE
>>335484220
assume the latter and do a triple flaming punch to melt the metal undies
>>335484220
REBUKE HIM FOR WEARING A CHASTITY BELT LIKE THE KEK HE IS
>>335484220
HE WAS FROM A CUSHY IVY LEAGUE. HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND US
>>335484220
PUCH THE NANOMACHINES DICK
>>335484220
BECOME NANOMACHINES
