In this thread: We say the first and last thing that happens in a video game, and others try to guess it
I'll start
>You're off to save the princess
>Time Paradox
>>335299535
Braid
>You go to church
>You have sex
>>335299817
nope, it's not Braid
>party gets crashed
>sequel tease
>>335299535
FF1
>just another day at school
>kill god
>>335300250
You got it
>You go to the carnival
>You blow up the moon
>>335299535
>wake up
>watch slideshow
>Day 1
>Day 16
>>335300472
Pikmin 3
>>335300320
LoZMM
>>335300526
Wrongo.
>>335300320
Dark Cloud 2
>>335300526
was it really that short
>>335300586
nope
>>335300598
you got it
>You fail to save a city
>You blow up the secret weapon
>>335300815
xenogears
>go to boarding school
>make out whilst students and teachers watch
>See a girl being attacked on a car
>Yells on top of a Tank
>>335300870
Bully.
>>335300879
Dead Rising?
>you kill a lot of people and get wounded
>you and you're waifu get killed by fighter jets
>>335300862
nopeeven though that technically can work
>You are a lonely drifter with PTSD
>You save the day by causing a massive implosion
>get taunted in prison
>defeat a god then become a god
>you crash your car
>you get cucked by yourself
>You go on a shopping trip
>You go on a shopping trip
>Go hunting for some boar meat
>Kill a man in cold blood for the 3rd time
>>335301143
Something Barbie?
>>335301093
TWD
>You are in a train
>You accept a contract and sleep
>you are executed in prision
>you kill the movie director
>>335301192
not what I was thinking of. I don't think you get cucked in twdat least not in the context of the story
>crash in the jungle
>go into suspended animation
>>335301360
Halo 3
>>335301291
Persona 3?
>>335300970
Faaaaantastic anon
>>335301185
Not even close
>You pass some cars on a highway
>You watch a fortress sink into the ocean
>Go to school
>Fix your friends DID by shooting her up, then beating her to death
>>335301416
Nope
>shoot some Turks
>catch a trainI doubt anyone will guess this
>get out of prison
>kill God
>>335301143
Bayonetta 2?
>Witness genocide on a train
>Meet up with your girlfriend after she gets out of rehab
>It's still snowing hard in Spring
>Tea Party with the Queen Ghost of the Netherworld
>>335299817
No, that's
>you're off to save the princess
>fuck you oppenheimer
>>335301660
>>335301068
Both of these are Oblivion, surely.
>you capture sheep
>you capture sheep somewhere else
its a fairly obscure game as well, so I don't expect /v/ to know it.
>>335301664
Correct!
>>335301291
Half Life?
>You go ice mining
>Your big-titted girlfriend agrees to make your no longer dependent on your giant robot's power source
>>335300274
Illusion of Gaia
>die, get saved by the power of underboob
>help defeat an evil deity your great great grandson
>>335301820
I dont fuckin know
Hopefully this one is pretty easy
>You get off a train
>You go to the planet's core to save the world
>>335301820It better be Sheep, Dog 'n' WolfQuality taste if it is
>>335301820
Herdy Gerdy?
>>335301946
Zone of the Enders 2?I started it but never finished it.
>you go Christmas Eve shopping with your friends
>you say bye to your dad
>Save a bus full of children
>Save a bus full of children
>>335302056
Good work Anon!
>>335302042
We have a winner!
Bonus credit for using the european title rather than the north american title of sheep raider.
>>335301841
Nice, I just beat it a couple days ago.
>>335301983
Tales of anything.
>>335299535
>you're off to find a big chair
>you die
>>335302105
Pic related
>>335302105
W101
>>335302105
The Wonderfuuuuul
One-oh-One!
>shit is going down at the asylum
>???? shit went doww or something - nobody knows
>>335301983
Or rather
>help defeat an evil deity alongside your great great grandson
There's the non-retarded version. Worry not, the game series itself is retarded enough.
>>335302148
Nah.
Well, it's a JRPG, but I don't imagine that part was too hard to guess.
Easiest one in this thread
>some professor introduces himself
>you solidify yourself in history
Also
>go to a clinic
>become a squid
>>335299535
>get woken up out of a pod
>drive a car to get to the spaceship
>another day on the job
>defeat a politician
>>335302538
Metal gear rising
>your ship is destroyed
>fuck a clone of a dead chick you knew
>>335301068
morrowind
>>335300472
I guess I was too obscure for /v/.
>>335301846
Yes
>You're dying of mystery AIDS
>You kill yourself to revive a hermaphrodite
>>335302314
Call of Cthulhu?
>go to Central Park
>fight an AI with a god complex
>apply for job
>strip lord of vampires naked
Either release is acceptable.
>crash on planet
>kill the forces of darkness
>get harassed on a train
>your greatest enemy erects a statue in your honor
You set off in a caravan to protect your village
You defeat a memory eating abomination who has fuck all to do with your journey
>You talk about the time of day
>You defeat yourself in a duel
>>335302769
Star Ocean?
>>335302846
Pretty sure this is Fable the Journey.
Fuck you for reminding me that game exists.
>>335302716
Evil within
You fall down a hole
You walk out of the hole
>>335302487
I can't believe people took that long. Final Fantasy Tactics.
>Attend a wedding
>Attend a wedding as the universe is getting destroyed
>>335303051Undertale?
>>335303051
undermaymay
>>335303051
Undertale
>>335303075
Lars Von Triers best work.
>>335302829
Borderlands?
>you wake up expecting a normal fine day
>you discover the deepest secrets about the nature of reality itself
>attend wine fesitval
>attend your own funeral
>>335303075
Is this that one shitty JRPG with the 2D anime stuff plastered over 3D backgrounds where you play as a redhead with a rifle?
>>335303231
Nah.
>>335303274
Hitman: Blood Money
>you land with a parachute
>you escape by grabbing onto a helicopter
>You get shot in the head
>Someone conquers something
>villain torments you with drugs
>dies by getting caught in quicksand
>>335302528
halo
>>335299535
>Lucifer stops your book reading/writing and makes you descend from Heaven
>You save the universe and allow humans to go on with their natural evolution
>go to a fair
>save the world from a time manipulating, planet consuming, interstellar triple-layered threat
>>335303425
New vegas?
>>335303425
>>335300342
I have the strangest feeling both of these are New Vegas.
>Don't teach me about our people's history grandpa
>saves the world from ayy lmao
>>335303467
Chrono Trigger
>your cake is stolen
>you eat some cake
>>335300342
What is "Playing games on consoles?"
>>335303474
>>335303512
yarp
>>335303575
Kirby Squeak Squad?
>You get on some boats
>You kill an angry possessed berserker
>>335303575
Kirby: Squeak Squad?
>You wake up in a busy intersection
>You wake up in a busy intersection
>>335303575
Kirby squeak squad?
>>335301326
Manhunt
>>335303557
But how did you know?
>>335299535
>You go to get a gun
>You get the gun
>>335303648
>>335303651
>>335303660
That was quick
>your brother goes missing
>you defeat a ghost
>>335303220
I don't recognize that name so I'm not sure if you're thinking of the same thing
>>335303380
Nope
>a short sequence of devlopers is shown
>credits roll
>>335303771
luigi's mansion
>>335303656
Twewy
>go home for a funeral
>win 1000 silver medals
>you get let out of jail
>you jump off a train onto a helicopter
>live underground
>launch missiles
>you start in a castle
>you set off with your wife and establish 3 kingdoms later on
>start a fight
>steal a hat
I'll give you a hint: this isn't the only character you can play in the game.
>>335303669
Nice, you won.
>>335302926
Incorrect actually but sorry anyway.
>>335299535
>memes
>furbait waifu
note, this applies to multiple games, so the difficulty of this isn't finding one that fits this critieria, but finding the right onw
>Salvage scrap metal
>Recreate the universe
>>335303923
Metro.
>>335304016
Jennoburaido
>>335303923
Metro 2033.
>Crash a Sweet Party
>Create Reality
>arrive in the wilderness with nothing
>build a working 64-bit computer
>You're on vacation
>No John, you ARE the game
>>335303445
Japanese jeans simulator 2011
>go to new galaxy
>fight giant fluff ball
>>335303841
Bingo
>>335299535
You're out for revenge
Little shithead runs off with your biggest gun.
>you survive an explosion
>you end up killing yourself
>>335304259
Correct. Sequel FUCKING NEVER.
>You rule a country
>You rule a significantly bigger country
>Go on a journey to avenge your girlfriend
>Create an entire new world
>>335304475
C'mon, man. I already did Xenoblade
>>335304016
>>335304475
Xenoblade Chronicles
>You're smoking a cigar.
>You're crying.
>You get off the train
>You turn into a door
>>335304475
This sounds like Xenoblade
Note that I have not ever played Xenoblade
>die
>live
>>335304547
Ah, i just joined. excuse me.
>>335304565
MGS3
>>335304573
Persona 3
>go to a crime scene
>look in the mirror and become Bane
>>335299535
>You walk in to someone's home unanounced
>fly away on a Jetski
(I don't know how to make that one more ambiguous.)
>be a kid
>be a guy
>build ship
>push button
>>335304736
RE4?
>Cheer on a loser enough for him to get good first girlfriend
>Repel an alien invasion
>Get promised cake
>Get cake
>play as your alternate universe self
>defeat an alien tentacle monster
>>335304890
Mario 64?
>Hang out with a fat kid
>Hang out with Mom
>>335304890
Super Mario Brothers_2
>>335304941
Yep
>>335304693
The Dark Knight Rises.
>>335304463
Sounds like any grand strategy game
>go to school
>beat up your best friend
>Arrive at your new town
>>335305038
And I would have accepted any of them as an answer.
>>335304983
NopeCondemned: Criminal Origins
>>335305096
Animal Crossing
>>335305064
Bully.
>>335305064
Bully?
>hate the protagonist of the first game
>you were the antagonist all along
>>335305096
Animal Crossing
>>335305096
Heh, not bad
>get hit by a car
>kill yourself
>>335305180
A stretch maybe, but Radiant Dawn?
I will be fucking impressed if somebody gets this one.
>Get injured, Go back in time
>Defeat your evil clone and save the world
>>335305231
Nope
>crash on planet
>be confused by planet
>>335305430
Pikmin
>>335305430
Xenoblade Chronicles X
>>335302653
I haven't played Vectorman since I was, like, 5.
Looks like I'm playing something tonight.
>>335305502
You got it.
>>335305251
Fire Emblem Awakening
>>335303445
El Shaddai?
>>335302769
Phantasy Star Online?
Although Pioneer 2 didn't crash, P1 did!
>get beat up
>mutate
>>335303075
Any more takers?
>sleep
>commit suicide
>>335303075
Super Paper Mario?
>Go looking for a box
>Fight an old man who's been smelling bad gas 24/7, for fifty years
>>335305096
>>335305194
Yup.
>>335303917
Gears of War
>>335301609
Dirge of Cerberus?
>You die
>You prevent yourself from dying
>>335305804
LISA: The Painful
>>335305887
Got it.
>>335301609
Age of Empires 3
>>335305804
Lisa The Painful?
>you go hunting
>a corpse is teleported to it's home planet
>return to your home after work
>blow up an helicopter and get arrested
>>335305891
God of War?
>Get off from a Plane
>Wild Chase with a fire truck
>You blow up stuff on mars
>You blow up stuff on mars, together with tanks and soldiers
Let's see how many of you here havegood taste
>>335303260
indigo prophecy?
>>335306279
San Andreas?
>>335306285
RFG?
>>335306285
Red faction
>>335299936
>You arrive at a desert town
>Watch the best credits ever
>>335306242
It's a DS game.
>>335306354
>>335306357
awwww yeah
>Go on a yearly adventure
>Defeat the source of whats been killing everyone
>get letter
>comit suicide
>Ask an old crime partner to turn himself in
>Shoot a government official
>>335302487
Pokémon; all of them
>meet crazy neighbor
>destroy giant robot on your roof
>>335306498
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles
>>335306451
Wild ARMs 3.
>in b4 "no"
>>335306627
yep
>Earth is destroyed
>It's something about this planet!
>>335306720
why would I say no if you'reright
>>335306720
>in b4 God Hand*
>>335305919
Bingo
>appear in the middle of nowhere
>kill a dragon
>>335306773
>You're stuck on a different planet
>It's a lot more than you can manage
>>335306103
Max Payne.
>Crash your car
>Kill Satan
>>335306861
Minecraft
>>335306861
Fire Emblem Awakening
>>335306865
>You can't remember
>The last fight in December
>Break out of jail
>Get your tan on
>>335306938
bingo
>>335304832
I'm somewhat confident that this is Elite Beat Agents even though I can't remember the first stage at all.
>>335304738
IWBTG
>a meteor hits a planet
>space never ends
>>335303416
Dying Light
>get your heart ripped out
>stab yourelf in the chest
>>335307098
correcto
>>335299936
Monster Girl Quest?
To be fair, the first thing you really do is go find Alice, but church is a fair point.
>>335306014
Shadow of Memories
>>335307212
dragon dogma
>>335307015
Duke Nukem?
