ITS TIME
Starting out with a FFA lets get the ball rolling.
ID: 0186-8356-3019-66
PASS: rage
I-I suppose not...
You're in luck nigger. I just got home.
I'll use this as an opportunity to test my internet. Were it to be shit I'll bump regardless.
>>335272484
I'll be there after I eat OP
Joinan
Only like 3 people lol
5th for fuck spooky
woomy is my waifu
>>335272484
Nice. I just woke up.
damn boy i been waiting since like 8 am for this shit
>>335273280
you wish
>>335273280
>Waifuing a teenager
Good luck with that
>>335273280
Thirsty desperate faggots lmao
>>335273284
But it's 3 of clock
GG interact
so famalam...who's the best player?
>>335273545
There's other time zones you damn fool
>>335273545
I graduated in December and am taking a semester break before I go to graduate school. I think I deserve at least some time of acting like a worthless sack of shit after 18 years of school.
>>335273596
Everyone is the best player
>5 people
>only 2 have points
So are we playing?
Gg BLU Yoshi
>>335273632
Are you sure about that
Lag is a lifestyle choice
>Winning currently
Eh. Give Saitama that place I don't need it
BTW careful it's gonna lag between Ayy Lmao and the Disco
>Shield break
>Input C stick for a smash attack
>It jabs
Thanks Hackarai
>>335272484
>sm4sh
>>335274682
>Retarded kiddy can't move the C-stick right
>>335274551
Told y'all
Nice tipper
>>335274551
The lag is Dragonus m8
>>335275037
Ask Alex bro
>>335274824
It's called lag
>>335275105
>>335275037
Yep had a lagless match with him
>>335275229
Well Disco and I just had a much smoother game this time than the last 2 games that had Dragonus in it.
>>335275229
Thanks m8
Anyways I'm changing to my faster router, left it at Family's one.
>>335274772
One thing's for sure, you do have autism.
Daily reminder that lag is relative to who you play against and is not constant. Some people simply don't connect well with each other this is a P2P thing. Your fine one game shit the next
SOMEBODY CALL FOR SPODO
'CAUSE I THINK SOMEBODY CALLED FOR SPODO
>falcon punch with super armor and more knockback.
sakurai I will never understand you.
Also why is the first game in these tournies always laggy as fuck
>>335275532
Just played him and it stuttered more than I'd like
>>335276006
he approved cloud corrin and bayo, and only removed ladder kills on non-dlc chars after witnessing them himself in bayo's reveal tourney, dont try to make sense out of anything he does
jarret is a god
>>335275161
Those are called johns, boy.
>>335276174
I think it is multiple people this time.
I lagged with Alex, when otherwise it was a fine match.
I'm even posting from a different router I'm in game.
>>335276506
Fuck off Jarrett
>it's a slow motion episode
Couldnt kill that greninja.
I can confirm PIMPDADDY + Spodo + Me (Drag) will never end up in a good match.
>>335276943
Slow motion btfoing villager and wario
>corrin couldn't wait for the lag to end to fight normaly
where are your manners boy
>>335277472
>expecting lag to ever end
>Mormon
>attempt a spike offstage
> tap c stick for down air
>fast fall at 500mph
>twice
what in the ever loving fuck nuggets. I swear this only ever happens to me with marth and link and only 20-30% of the time for no reason.
>>335275161
>>335274682
>Sm4shfags are so unskilled that they can't even tilt the c stick on one direction
>Then blame it on lag
No wonder Melee players are considered better and make fun of you, Tr4shfags
>>335278382
Is it set to smash? I heard c stick has problems.
>>335278446
just default, not sure why but it only seems to happen with those characters also.
Godlike spacing on ME.
Literally how did that tree even kill me
>>335278719
bad DI :^)
>>335278719
It fell on you
>>335278857
Haven't seen the :^) meme for a while.
I thought it migrated to Reddit lol.
>>335278719
People die when they are killed
>never lost to kek's villager when we did a ton of 1v1 in some tourney a wile back
>lost a good 95-8% of ffa with him
the most evasive villager I've ever seen.
>>335273280
you can't just claim someone as your waifu, she has to come to you. woomy came to spooky because he btfo her and made her wet, that's the true alpha way
>>335278978:^(
>>335279237
-SpookyI'll make her mine :^)
> Having more fun and smoother matches in Team Battle than /v/eekend.
Save me
>>335279347
>>335279237
This is literally playground shit.
This lag
flare blitz mvp
>>335279698
underages fighting for an underage, makes sense
>>335279347
i have my own waifu, I don't need spooky's mexican underage gf, but you are probably a nobody
who is the best villager?
>>335280076
Spooky
>Little Mac has 3 stocks while everyone else has one
>Everyone thinks its okay to not focus on him
>its a Dragonus plays the game and suddenly everything becomes slow mo episode
>>335280076
Fuck up kek
>clock tower
can we stop doing this? My eyes are bleeding.
>>335280162
This holy fuck
If this situation happens go after that player!
>trying to out-grab the dong
>>335280162
I was trying, but I couldn't get my books going in time.
I had a comeback going there
>>335279353
>>335280182
My internet's compatibility with /v/ is a mystery.
>>335280065
>Using "nobody" as an insult
>In a anonymous image board
Wew lad.
>>335280595
No, it's not. It's a confirmed laggy mess on your end and you should never ever participate in these.
I can't wait for teams
>Onett
ah, time to go get some food.
Died in Norfair trying to avoid the lava with ledge invulnerability.
>>335280892
> Confirmed
Probably as much as /v/'s best players list bro.
>>335280928
Fuck up
>midair bowsercide
>palutena will never be good
>>335281442
she's amazing with customs bro
Does trey play Marth specifically the black alt, I may have fucked him up on FG this morning
Who is the best Wario
>>335280668
>we are anonymous so we are all equal
tell that to spooky's fanclub
>>335281442
You just got to play her more, her vanilla moveset is fine.
Who's the best Mii gunner?
>>335281442
>>335281495
> Flat chested waifu is better than pole dancing waifu
Sakurai sure learnt from Capcom's pet maintenance.
>>335280162
I hate this shit
>>335281495
>customs
lol no thanks dont enjoy playing 6 minute Villager/DK matches
lmao
>>335272484
How long left in the tournament?
>>335281345
No. Everyone here has come to a concensus that you are a laggy fuck.
>>335281567
Why bother?
>>335281345
>>335281965
DELETE THIS
>>335281965
Fuck off
>>335281616
Stop fishing for compliments, you think I don't know who this is?
>>335281965
- Spooky
>>335281965
Circle jerk fags here we go again
How do people even know that Woomy is a teenager
>>335281616
not you, that's for sure
>>335282208
Stupid bitch posted a photo of herself.
>>335282208
Cuz soul told everyone
>>335281965
I may be a Basketball American, but I don't give a fuck about /mu/.
The amount of goddamn times I SD
>>335282565
c-can you post it again please?
>>335282565
How can you even be certain though?
where are the picture
>>335281965
>lgbt
WHAT
WHAT
WHY
I'D TAKE R9K OVER THAT SHIT
>>335281921
Missed my point, claiming everyone does is assumption. I can lag, and I do fairly often at evenings. But saying I lag 100% of the time is kind of stretching it.
>>335281965
That's not the one lmao.
I gave up my life up for you Yoshi take my power!
>>335283054
Lil Mac was too strong!!!
>>335282929
Dragonus you live in fucking Mexico. The internet there is garbage and saying it isn't is just delusional.
Quick make the teams tourney before everything goes to shit!
STAMINA TOURNEY COMING RIGHT UP
Items?
>>335282929
Your net is shit all the time and you get told this every week stop it already
>>335283445
Get out.
All of the faggy characters in one match, very nice
>>335283521
:^(
Teams Tourney
ID: 4162 - 2573 - 6026 - 04
Password: rage
Look at the image I posted for rules
>>335281965
ah yes circlejerk more yes destroy the fucking threads even more yes thats the spot
>>335283445I'd post the ISP pic but I'm too comfy
>>335283334
>was just about to rig up exactly that
The true fightan starts now.
>>335283445Smash Ball
>>335283594
>>335283582
>/v/aturday
>>335283656
Would you mind removing my name from the list? I don't think I'm that great and I hate getting lumped in with this autism.I'm Mac.
>>335283656
>mfw beaten all these people
guess I'm the best player
>>335283656
Missing the best yoshi(me) :)
>>335283656
>He saved the lists
lol.
>>335283656
>your name is next to the character you've played for 2 /v/kends instead of the one you mained since /v/kend started
now we know it was newfags who started this
also this is cancer. /vg/ is where you belong.
>>335283656
>:^) good let the circle jerk flow through
>>335283656
>no BYE on wario
>>335283656
Man I must have akari-level of no presence because I beat so many of the "best" players here and yet Ive never been posted here.
>>335283848
Nigga you suck
Spooky and venomroy are infinitely more cancerous than oktavius or trey ever were.
>>335283873
stop acknowledging this shit please.
>>335283656
Where's Spooky?
t. Spooky
Hey guys! I'm here to play! You guys are like my friends since I don't have any IRL! I love you!
>>335283873
>>335283794
>beating the regulars makes you the best
Wew
>>335283656
This isnt the latest one there were more people on the newest list but atleast i took twk fox spot
>>335284009
t. Spooky
>>335283873
I really don't think it's a list of best players, just who is the most associated with each character.
>>335283930
>stop acknowledging this shit please
>meanwhile I should be completely free to smacktalk about namefags as much as I want
I'm on your side mate but, come on.
>>335284009
Shut yo ass up it's way too early for that
>>335283930
What did Spooky ever do? I see far more people shitposting about him than Spooky actually posting. Last Spooky posts I remember seeing where maybe 3 or 4 weeks ago when he was saying trey kept being a salty faggot and going for him in lobbies
>>335284009
I love you too, anon. No homohopefully full hetero
>>335283214
For low & middle class, yes. But similar to >>335283519 that's just assumption. A friend can torrent a movie in 20 minutes.
Btw I'm a common shitpost. Yes, I can lag, but y'all need to stop using strawman arguments.
>>335283656
Oh boy.
>>335284112
>What did Spooky ever do?
Raise the average ping by 900
>>335283656
Posting a better list
>>335284071
even in rankings and the other character list though, have positive and most of the time no-loss record vs people listed. Do I just need to obsessively be here all the time or what?
I half dont care though because yeah I guess this namedropping circlejerking shit is so fucking bad for any community
>>335283930
What's wrong with Oktavious?
>>335284338
You misspelled LMAO and your meme face looks retarded :^)
>>335284343
It's not called being a regular for nothing
>teammate gets salty over losing first stock and abandons me
why is it always a Fox.
>>335284106
Here I'm to lazy to change twk
>>335284510
nigga I am a regular, Im here every week for at least 2-3 of the 3 days
>>335284280
There is no straw man in your a lagger now fuck off
To everyone on Clock Tower, sorry, I spaced out and forgot it was teams.
Why am I so happy whenever somebody picks Sonic?
>>335284542
bruh I fuckin wrecked martin in mario dittos like 3 times for the one day he was here wtf
>>335284615
Maybe you just have a boring unmemorable tag then, I don't know.
>>335284112
At first he'd write entire paragraphs, walls of text to everyone that hurt his pathetic ego. Nobody likes that kind of people.
>>335284698
You've learnt how not to be slow
>>335284704
>>335283993
>>335283848
>>335283823
>>335283814
>>335283794
>>335283792
I DONT MAKE THE LIST I JUST POST IT
>>335284615
You care so much for recognition, come on dude.
Kyoumi nai ne.
>>335284749
Of advice or what? Damn, guess I really missed out on the spooky shitposting chronicles
>Want to /v/kend
>Thumb is covered in stitches
Life is suffering
>>335284850
Stupid greninjas ur not teammates
>>335284923
What happened?
>>335284985
Also don'tkill me on purpose dumb teammate
>>335285004
Practicing sucking dick too hard
jesus christ Joey that DK is too good
I'm still trying to learn DK myself, you showed me good man
Rate my mains pls
>>335285289
Trash
>>335285289
literally fuck off brow
We aren't a good team ManletKing
>>335285289
>Bayo
S H I T
H
I
T
I'll accept it when they nerf Bayo into the ground and she stops being a meme character though.
>>335284906
>advice
Lmao no dude. He pre-johnned and johnned when playing Mewtwo, saying shit like he only lost because of muh tier and such. Now it just branches out to "literal who" regardless what's the post he's replying to. Of course assburgers like that should be ignored but this is /v/ after all.
Damn, I thought Twan would break out of the grab before you got down, Cloudfag. Nice shit, though.
I can't help but try to use Cloud when I see Cloudfag in a teams tourney. It rarely works out.
Kek. I could have sworn that was Falco's last stock. My bad.
>>335285438
Oh so he's not actually good and thats a meme? Thought I was missing out since I never got him in my lobbies but if he's like that then yeah he can fuck off
>>335285289
>4 "mains"
Lmao kill yourself
>>335285289
>What is approaching mains
I understand your needs to win but geez, have fun for once.
>>335284293
>>335285289
Fucking disgusting
>it's a 3v1 episode
Lets go niggers!
Haha sorry wizard it was hard with two dittos
basedchef, using the same color as me wont make you any better
I dont think Mr G&W knew this was a teams tourney
I like it better when you're carrying me Jarret, then fighting me.
>>335285398
Maybe. I also have no idea how to fight frame data and super armor: the character
>>335285532
LOL
Spooky is trash he beat a even shittier Roy and was memed ever since
Keep it up, Falco.
>it's a dumbass teammate gimps you for no reason episode
>when you're already a stock behind and at a high percent
NOICE
GO POYOSAN WIN FOR DADDY
>>335285662
Do not!
Which players should I avoid?
Sorry G&W, took me a while to realize what you wanted.
Careful with that stage transition Ganon
My bird beat up your bird, Cloudfag.
>>335285939
everyone you should leave the tourney right now
>>335285939
You
>>335285939
Brow and Spooky
>>335285532
Only commendable thing he does is pivot f-smash on the ledge. But since it's all he does it' very easy to avoid.
Just got meme status for being a spergy retard, just like every other human meme.
>>335285946
Yeah I killed you too, sorry.
>>335285865
I was a pleasure teaming with you
>>335286036
My bird thought your bird wasn't worth the trouble. :^)
>>335285939
pimpdaddy, africa, basically any nonwhite mii
>>335286253
>>335286380
Its true though
If you ever run into a light-brown or caramel colored Mii with an all lowercase/all caps name just run and dont look back
COME
Sorry for killing u leatherman lel
>>335286380
objectively speaking, they're laggy and bad at the game
Fucking Donkey Kong
>Dreamland
>>335286669
IN LUCINA
>>335287062
when a nigga got an attitude
drop it like its hot
drop it like its hot
>That absolutely lagless Smashville match
That was beautiful
>Run at DK
>Sudden lag spike
These team matches sure are fun.
>That boxing ring match
>>335287242
>When the C-Stick responds every time
I cummed all over and it keeps coming.
>that Finishing Touch
>he picks walkoffs
YEE it's teams
Excellent finish. Even if we lost
>>335283792
I also think you are shit, J is the better little mac
>Jigs and Falco start fighting each other even though its teams
>>335287702
Saitama why senpai?
>That Gamer match finish
>Lag spikes just when about to counter a walock punch
>when your opponent kills his teammate
>twice
Sorry for killing you twice wez! Somehow you appeared when I went for an attack
>>335288036
>>335288050
>>335288061
Hilarious match guys
fucking rekt by Mac.
>>335287774I'm J, I was asking for my own name to be removed.
>>335287820
>>335287672
I don't even know who the fuck was on my team
>>335287820
Jiggs was deliberately attacking me from the start so I gave him what he wanted
>>335288129
sorry I though it was the latest image with Tanoshi instead of you on that spot, you arealright
>zone out for 0.5 seconds at the start of a match
>have to guess who my teammate is
>Jungle Japes
>running spamming duck hunt episode
