under 15 minutes until the release and user reviews comes.
Star Fox Guard currently came out long time ago and got a higher score than SFZ did.
also Zero's MC score went down by one, could it get lower or will it stay 71/100?
will you be expecting Cuthbert's next game, /v/?
>>335174560
But those games aren't "real" star fox
>user reviews
I hope you don't actually judge a game with these. It's nothing but children with retarded biases
>>335174560
fuck Metacritic
seriously, who spouts shit from that fucking site anyways?
>Other M and Sticker Star have higher score than Zero and ASSault
What exactly was wrong with Assault?
>>335174560
Funny, if you look at user reviews it tells the opposite story.
>>335175051
nothing
Halo existed
>>335175051
Everything
>>335175051
Almost nothing, it got 8.2 on metacritic
>>335174412
>>335174560
>using Meta Critic
Why not try a review site that isn't shit? Oh, wait, there are none.
>>335175051
Controls supposedly
I loved Assault
When I think about it people really hate any control scheme that isnt the standard
Isnt that boring and limiting developers?
I wish game fans would be more open
>>335175051
>shitty single player mode that added at the last minute
>super linear, Arwing is slow as shit
>ground segments are fucking trash, especially the aiming
>MS Sam-tier voice acting
>multiplayer is cesspool for filthy Wolf players
>game was supposed to be an multiplayer focused Arcade Star Fox game but people whined about muh single player
worse part is that people are being nostalgic for that piece of trash, hence why most of the critics are just mad Zero wasn't a rehash of Assault (they'll still bitch like scrubs about the Gyrocontrols anyways.)
>>335174560
>star fox command
no
just no
that game was fanfic
IT'S OUTwaiting for ISO dump
DSP IS STREAMING IT
GOGOGO
>>335176172
why does /v/ like dsp so much?
>>335176172
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>335175051
Back then one of the major problems with it was that it wasn't like SF64
Nowadays that's a problem.
>>335176392
He is a comedy genius
>>335176172
>>335174412
dick riding e-celebs and metacritic
what happened to this place?
>71 and 74 are bad scores
>76 is a good score
Scores nowadays are fucking retarded.
>>335176834
GG and Sm4sh hype happened
Just finished the fight with Star Wolf. Didn't beat Wolf in time. He shot down Peppy and left because he was bored.
I love this game.
>>335176849
>tfw people think I hate everything because of how I score things
>meme faces
nigger
>>335177191
>He shot down Peppy and left because he was bored.
man fuck Wolf, such a douche.
>>335174560
>Guard is better than Zero
>Command is better than anything
Proof that critic reviews are worthless.
>>335174985
Sticker Star might be a disappointment but it's still a far better game than SF Zero.
>>335174560
>Assault is rated worst
>Command is the second-highest
WHAT THE FUCK
>>335178048
have you played through SF Zero anon?
Seems unlikely that Platinum would fuck up as hard as the sonyggers are claiming.
>>335178048
nah m8, you still mad it wasn't an Assault rehash or can't git gud with the gyro controls.
game out now so you can stop pretending to be retarded
>>335178048
paper mario fans disagree
>>335178048
That's just not true you moron
>>335178328
Not him but they're wrong and only want to play a carbon copy of TTYD.
I have Zero and its been pretty fun. Controls are kinda difficult at first. S'cool wish it had online.
>>335178170
Anon, MGR:R was over three years ago. Look at what Platinum has put out since then.
>Wonderful 101 (mediocre)
>Bayonetta 2 (might actually be good, I haven't heard anything about it)
>The Legend of Korra (pure shit)
>Transformers Devastation (shit)
>>335178048
>>335178406
go fucking home, Kensuke Tanabe
>we worked so hard on this, SS will be the new standard of Paper Mario!
THREE
>>335178529
>>Transformers Devastation (shit)
fuck off retard
>>335178589
>we worked so hard on this, SS will be the new standard of Paper Mario!
Thanks for proving my point,
>>335178406
>they're wrong and only want to play a carbon copy of TTYD.
ttyd has nothing to do with sticker star being shit. SS manages to be fucking awful all on it own
>>335174560
>>335174412
Its weird how with Nintendo games you can never trust user scores because of how much of a cult if formed around their products.
>>335178774
Sticker Star is a great game, it isn't perfect but there's a lot of things it does better than the previous three.
>>335178406
just because it's "new" doesn't mean it's or will be automatically good, Mr. nuHipster.
see Sunshine for example
>>335178680
Fuck off nigger, I don't give a fuck about people of other colors. Get the fuck out, you ain't my brother. Why don't you go and fuck a hyena? When it's dark outside I can't even see ya.
>>335178875
>Sticker Star is a great game
Objectively false. No fucking wonder you like ASSault
>>335178925
Why are you so hostile.
Does the thrill of anonymously attacking strangers over the internet get your chode to tickle? Perhaps you should consider paying your overdue bar tab. Oh wait im going to guess you dont leave that crusty old basement you call your home. Perhaps if you took one moment, one day, nay, one passing second to think about your situation in life you would realize that in the end nothing is worth while and that the most you can do to positively impact this world and all other worlds in the known universe is to finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch in the back of your mind. The thought you dare not acknowledge lest you finally man up the cojones, balls for your impoverished foolhardy ass, to FINALLY take that power cord, sticky and grimy with caked on layers of doritos crumbs, sweat, and semen. A frothy, disgusting mixture of bodily waste that so accurately sums up who and what you and your lifestyle represent: Absolute scum. Not one more second should pass where you continue to contribute to the enthropic heat death of known reality. Take that power cable. Take that disgusting mound of semen, rubber, and disgusting food particles. Take it. Take all 8 feet of it from the very wall in which its plugged to the half dismantled box that you use to type this message to me. Take it, and finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch. Tie it as tight as you can around your neck, make sure that one end is securely fastened to the ceiling, and take that final plunge. That final step off your bent and mangled chair, the unfortunate piece of plastic used to carry your morbidly obese welfare person. Take that final step. Take that final step into the halls of darness and obscurity. Do it. Kill yourself. For the good of all mankind.
Adventures is better
>user reviews
It's bad enough that you're already enough of a dribbling fucktard to rely on actual Metacritic scores.
>>335175051
ground controls, ship design, no branching paths though it still had some replayability, Fox's VA.
It wasnt bad, and was the natural evolution of SF, but you know how fans can get, so instead of answering the wrongs Assault did and further improving what it did right, Nintendo trashed it altogether.
>>335179036
I don't even have a chair you stupid fuck.
>>335174412
Splatoon literally has almost the exact same score. Also, Metacritic is shit.
>>335179056
because it wasn't a Star Fox game
>>335179056
so did Command
Stop what you're doing and discuss our new favourite background character, Angelica.
It's not Katt. Katt isn't a background character.
>>335179276
I wanna dick that dog.
>Set up Wii U to prepare for Star Fox
>The HDMI port is broken
For fucks sake. I barely even use this thing and it's already broken.
Does Star Fox have off TV mode?
>>335178925
> we are all brothers in the eyes of The lorde
Can a human impregnate a space animal?
>>335179434
Sure, but the baby will be fucked up outside orbit.
>You let a number decide what's good and what's not.
What happened to you, /v/?
>>335179434
Yes. Humans can impregnate anything in space.
So I hear Star Wolf gets special attacks (not counting Bladewolf mode)
What are they?
>>335178875
the only thing that i can think SS does better than the previous games, is streamlining travel, with its nsmb style world. Gameplay, music, graphics and story are all worse than past games
>>335179421
You can get first person using the Gamepad.
>>335179421
No, you have to use the gamepad as motion controls.
>>335178529
>Wonderful 101 (mediocre)
Oh fuck off. W101 was better than Bayo2. Don't spout shit if you've never played any of these.
>>335179689
Don't tell me what to do, white boy.
>>335178529
Bayo 2 is more of Bayo 1, it almost feels like it picks right where it left off
Thats it's best part and worst part, it never feels like it goes beyond being more of Bayo 1
>>335179556
>>335179665
Welp
Fuck nintendo
>>335175051
>incredibly short and completely linear campaign with no branching paths, killing most of the replay value
>the vehicles were incredibly slow and clunky to control compared to 64
>shit level design with not much variety, the on-rails sections were just bland and didn't have as much going on as 64's levels did
>the on foot sections were actually the best part of the game because the controls were fast and responsive
>story was grimdark
>they completely fucked up most of the characters from 64, especially Wolf, Andrew, and Leon
Assault's campaign was not very good, thank god the game had incredible multiplayer.
>controls aren't hard to use
>motion control is actually easy to use and use it minimally
>3hr 100% confirmed shitpost
I'm having fun
>>335174560
why do people hate command? it was alright, best use of the pile of shit shit that had become the "star fox expanded universe"
>>335180098
Reviews are irrelevant, anon.
>>335178529
Bayonetta 2 is better than the first one if you're a casual gamer.
Bayonetta 1 is much better than 2 if you play action games at the absolute top level. 2 feels very B-team if you've played 1 at the top level.
Not even DSP is complaining about the controls.
>>335180217
pig disgusting touch screen only controls
the unique ship idea was fine but the designs are horrid
>neo-Great Fox literally looks crappier than Assault /OG Great Fox
>>335179689
Platinum is my favorite developer but come on, those first person minigame segments?
That fucking spaceship segment with the floor buttons?
Wonder Green, Wonder Pink, and Luka ruining every cutscene they're in?
Also we all fondly remember that fucking spaceship tunnel where you're supposed to turn into the gun but the collision detection is bugged to fuck and doesn't work.
Beyond that the controls are sloppy and unintuitive. Bayonetta 2 is a far more polished game than W101.
>Can't get 300 on Corneria for the life of me
HELP
>>335180217
unbelievably terrible artwork
no on-rails levels, just randomly generated shit
awful story and charactersaside from based Slippy dad ending, should have been canon
>>335174412
Man it's almost as if furries aren't a big enough minority to support AAA releases
>>335180629
I think they actually put in the exact amount of enemies needed to get 300, the sick fucks.
>>335180001
You can also use AV Cables if you have some.
Fuck Floating Platform, it's pretty much random when it decides to come out of the water, the fucking electric pulse is bullshit and slows the game down.
>>335180775
B-BUT IT WORKED FOR ZOOTOPIA
>>335178170
Platinum is a shovelware company
>>335180001
Use the AV cables from your Wii.
Or check out a gaming store and see if they're selling clearance Wii cables
iso + title key when
>>335179689
Oh fuck off. Your opinion is not some objective fact. Don't come to 4chan if you're going to sperg over opinions
>Get game
>Play
>THESE FUCKING CONTROLS HOLY SHIT
Might as well not even look at the fucking TV
>>335174560
>Star Fox Command that high
This is evidence to never trust critic reviews.
>another decent game ruined by horrid controls because nintendos gotta be different
Same shit with phantom hour glass
Is it possible to not rescue Katt in the stealth mission? The way she just kind of shows up for 10 seconds at the end to follow you out makes it seem like she's optional.
>>335178921
But Sunshine is good.
2nd worst 3D Mario sure, but still good.
>>335177784
>command
>bad
Assault was fucking garbage
Command did nothing wrong, all you faggots bitch about is the story to which I reply lol you fags care about a story in a game about animals in spaceships? What abouy StarFox 64 screamed "Epic Story" you closeted furfags. Its a game about flying spaceships and shooting shit.
>>335180089
>thank god the game had incredible multiplayer.
Wolf
>>335181365
She's not there if you do it in your Arwing
>>335181275
post screens
>>335174412
Is that just a trace of Nick from Zootopia?
>People just spouting memes without playing the game
>>335181275
AND HOLY FUCK NO OPTIONS MENU WHAT THE FUCK
WHERE IS IT?
WHO FUCKING THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?
FUCK I DON'T WANT TO FLICK TO SOMERSAULT LET ME JUST PRESS X
WHAT THE FUCK SHIGGY
>>335181432
>Command did nothing wrong
How about having to destroy the same ship over and over and over again, up to five times per map or so
How about certain characters just being totally useless
>>335181475
Judy is cute
>>335178529
Rising sucked too.
>>335181486
>FUCK I DON'T WANT TO FLICK TO SOMERSAULT LET ME JUST PRESS X
Then press fucking X, they both work. B is U-Turn
Murican here
So far I like the controls. Sure they take some time to get used to, but it's really nifty being able to actually move your laser shots around. Gyro controls on this game beat the shit out of MK8's.
>>335178529
>W101
>mediocre
>Transformers
>shit
shut the fuck up
>>335181557
Ooo, you see. It's ok for a bunny to call another bunny cute, but when another race does it it's kinda uncomfortable.
>>335179689
>W101 was better than Bayo2
Have YOU played both games?
>Andross fight with shitty walker controls
Fuck this and fuck this game this is some pure bullshit I see why Shiggy said the game was challenging your fighting the controls more than the enemies
>>335179109
This is the correct fucking answer.
>>335181612
Come over here and make me, big guy.
>>335180291
>Bayonetta
>top level
kek
>>335181656
How exactly are you having problems? You just lock on to andross, aim at his hands and barrel roll out of the way if you miss the opportunity to stagger him.
>>335174412
>7/10
>"average"
God damn that still pisses me off.
>mfw ups hasnt updated for 2days
>>335181475
Are you retarded?
>>335181629
Judy is made to take Human dick
>>335181432
The gameplay was extremely repetitive, the first playthrough is fine but every subsequent playthrough is a chore. And seeing how replayability was one of the best things about the older Star Fox games, that's inexcusable.
>>335181629
Is that something from the movie?
Did Disney seriously make a nigger joke?
>>335181656
#gitgud
>>335181819
We get it anon, you are a furry. It's awesome and unique etc etc
>>335181867
Yes that line is in the movie. A large part of the movie is about racial discrimination.
>>335178529
i'll fucking gut you
>>335179552
That's bad in an RPG though. Exploration is part of the fun. At least before the whole genre went to shit.
>>335181808
What do you expect? Most of these people failed math class in elementary school.
>>335181867
They made a LOT of nignog jokes.
It's a fucking plot point.
I have the game and the controls are litterally not hard to grasp. Reviewers confirmed to be retarded?
>>335176392
lolcow
>>335181908
So it's just a liberal movie?
>>335181806
>aim at him
That's the problem you so much as move your hands slightly and your aim gets all fucked up refuses to cooperate and you get hit. It doesn't help you have to be in cockpit mode in order to hit anything which case you can't see him attacking you as clear
It's retarded
>>335181814
Mine too. It's still across the country.
Good thing I don't really need it right now, but this would've sucked if it were a game I was really looking forward to.
do people regularly preorder from amazon?
>>335181867
When she's accidently patronizing Nick and looking for an inane compliment to give him for acting like a normal human being she says "You're a real... Articulate guy!"
Movie's actually super funny with all that shit.
>>335182007
Everytime they do, I never hear of them getting it on release. No idea why anyone would online preorder a game they want on release.
>>335181908
>>335181942
So the rabbit is suppose to represent "muh oppressed wimminz" I assume? Is the movie big on SJW PC crap then?
i feel uprisingfags are defending shitty command since their game was mostly touch screen gameplay.
>>335174412
>making art over review scores
>making art over review scores that are only 4 points apart
>making art over review scores for a game that ISN'T EVEN FUCKING RELEASED YET.
You
Are
Fucking
Stupid.
The universe can't contain how fucking stupid you are.
>>335182131
No, she's the raciest
>>335182131
Yes but it's a furry movie so that makes it good and enjoyable. You're here for the pandering to your fetish, not to find politics to cry about.
>>335181908
Does anyone in the movie ever point out how unsettling the fox is and the fact he has the "furry smirk" glued to his face and it never ever leaves?
>>335182001
The only attack you really need to look at the gamepad for is his gravitational beam. Everything else is pretty simple. Just don't go crazy with your gyro.
>>335182007
I regularly preorder from there and get it on release but this is the first time it didnt update post shipping
>>335182131
If anything it points out that liberals are the most inherently racist people of all due to the sheltered lives they live.
>>335182364
What do liberals have to do with anything, /pol/?
>>335182131
Something along the lines of everybody holds prejudices about others
>>335178775
You also can't trust critic scores because of the anti-Nintendo critic cult
>>335182131
It's nothing to do with gender. The elephant cop is a woman. The point of the movie is overcoming adversity but it's deeper than gender.
>>335182492
So it's literally everything modern 4chan hates but it's okay because muh fetish?
>>335182203
>implying he didn't borrowed a couple of already done reaction images from drawthreads
>implying the game isn't out NOW
>implying SFAss score isn't something worth laughing like Cuckmand's score
no anon, you're the stupid one. even multiverses can't comprehend this stupidity.
>>335182131
Actually a large part is about how she keeps doing racist things without realizing it
Things like "You're not like THOSE predators" and how she assumes that Nick is up to bad shit because he's a fox
>>335182580
It's not SJW agenda pushing, it's regular social justice. Nobody put the Rabbit on the pedestal and said she needs special treatment, she learned to overcome obstacles herself.
People need to stop getting triggered over female characters. It's starting to get stupid.
>>335181908
>>335181629
>>335182219
>>335182679
>The cute bunny main character is a racist that makes nigger and sex jokes
Holy fuck Disney. I gotta see this fucking movie
>>335182838
This, Disney movies are almost always about an undersog overcoming adversity, this is just the only one set in "modern times" and so it more naturally compares to out current political climate.
>>335182838
But modern 4chan hates that, anon.
Just beat it. Ended up on easy route, for some reason. Probably because I didn't beat Star Wolf in time or something.
Two things:
1. The controls are better than i feared. After a while you get used to the two viewpoints. It's actually a neat exercise in positional awareness. Still need to constantly hit Y to realign though.
2.The ending hit me right in the feels. ;_;7 brave wingman who fell in battle
>every movie that comes out now with animals will now be a "furry" movie and used to trigger /v/ non stop
Where were you when /v/ all became neo-Barneyfags?
what a time to be on 4chan.
Im starting to think no one in this thread actually even cares about Star Fox
Whos this semen demon?
>>335183049
>Where were you when /v/ started hating furries
I'm not sure where I was in like 06 desu
>>335183049
I'll take furries over Nintentoddlers.
>>335183049
>expecting discussion of the topic at hand with ANY media that includes anthro characters
All star fox threads will either be very thinly veiled furry circlejerks or console war shitposting. Get over it.
>>335183185
Furries are generally really cool and likable people anyways anon. Only memers dislike them. They're like bronies if bronies were awesome
>>335181475
Does the rabbit and fox fuck at the end?
>>335183185
furries are better than LGBT bandwagoners
>>335183520
It's implied they will fuck later.
>Shitposting really does die down after /v/ plays a game
Huh.
>>335179276
>>335174412
when did /v/ suddenly listened to gaming sites? I thought we were all suppose to based our own opinion by playing it by ourselves? in that case then undertale is the best game of the year based on gamefaqs poll, right?
>>335183131
Furries on 4chan in 2006
>/b/ Yiff in hell image spamming
>space marine PURGE memes everywhere
>the /fur/ board that was a massive honey pot to start the Furry holocaust
Furries in 2010+
>we now have two actual boards dedicated to bronies and furries.
what happened?
>>335183612
no it wasnt
your headcannon is not true no matter how hard you try to ship it.
They just become good friends and partners. no future fucking was implied
now Hotel Translvania 2 on the other hand.....
>>335178529
>Transformers
>shit
>W101
>mediocre
>>335179276
>there's a cat in the back
>>335183917
>You know you love me
>Do I? Yes. Yes I do.
They fucked.
>>335183917
>now Hotel Translvania 2 on the other hand.....
You mean the kid and the wolf girl?
>>335183714
I don't know about that, but I have to say, I like the gyro aiming. It feels natural and everything just works. My biggest concern was needing to pay attention to both screens, but even that didn't pose as an issue.
>>335183896
>when did /v/ suddenly listened to gaming sites?
Shitposters.
>>335184069
I mean really, the only actual motion control is just aiming. Aside from that, the game controls like a regular Starfox game.
>level 3
>pigma shows up
>everytime we fly past eachother in opposite directions the game slows down and zooms in and he says something
neat
>>335184301
so how much of a rancid cock is he in this game?
So this is basically the W101 debacle all over again?
>G-DEFUSER SET TO TOP SPEED
THIS IS WHAT I WAS WAITING FOR
>>335184395
yes
>that entire subplot with General Pepper starts building up to something cool
>it'sjust Venom 2 from 64 with a coat of new paint>the escape sequence is now the entrance into Andross's lair
>he only has one form
>the credits are frame-for-frame just SF64
Considering how relatively original the rest of this game is in spite of being a remake, I'm kinda disappointed by the endgame.
>>335174412
Just finished my first run of Zero and I gotta say that the game was really enjoyable. The controls do take time to get around but by the time I finished Area 3 I had the controls down. When I watched videos on the Gyro Wing I always thought that it was going to be ungodly slow but when I got my hands on it it was actually faster and easier to control than I thought it would be.
Regarding the framerate drops the only time I ever noticed the framerate drop was in Sector Gamma when the Missiles exploded.
The walker was handled well and felt like a step up from Assault's On-Foot segments. And the Landmaster's transformation was neat as well.
If I had to knock it down for something, its the following:
1) The alternate paths are pretty much locked until another playthrough. Your first run will pretty much always be the same. I have no idea if you can go to Fortuna on your first run since Wolf shot down Peppy on my first go
2) There doesn't seem to be the planet variety that 64 had. I actually kind of wanted to see how they would have handled a Zero version of Aquas.
Also I feel like there was a missed opportunity for at least one mission with the Roadmaster.
All in all, I give the game a 8/10, knocking it down for the negatives I posted as well as not using this opportunity to continue the Star Fox world but instead just choosing to retread 64.
>>335184521
>yes
Game confirmed for being good and reviewers confirmed for being retarded.
>tfw the dogfights with Star Wolf are infinitely more intense than the ones from SF2 and SF64
Ninty needs to add an expert mode to the game. I gotta have more thrills to make it worth going through.
>>335184809
>Ninty needs to add an expert mode to the game.Amiibo
>>335184809
>tfw the wolfen and arwing slowmo cross paths
So is the dialogue censored at all? Like, is "DADDY SCREAMED REEEEEAL GOOD BEFORE HE DIED" type stuff still in, or do they soften that stuff up?
>>335179276
That's Anjolie
>Trying to get a medal on venom 1 (64)
>goal is 200
>get 198
>>335184586
cool review anon. Sounds a bit better than unplayable
>>335185060
>try to get a medal on Corneria (score attack)
>goal is 190
>get 189
god, seeing the current player reactions to SFZ i'm hoping Federation Force ends up decent after release as well, i can handle chibis.
>tfw it's releasing on Metroid month
knew sakamoto working on Miitomo meant something stupid
>>335185545
I always thought Federation Force looked alright.Starfox Zero is godawful and I legitimately think people liking it is some sort of post-purchase rationalization for the Wii U
If you fail to hack the giant monkey in the space colony do you fight him later or does him getting to the teleporter just fail the mission?
>>335185732
Or you know, people could just ENJOY a game! Shocker, I know.
>>335185732
SFZ isn't awful, it just isn't good. It's the result of a mediocre effort from a generally talented team. I mean, it shouldn't be making anyone's "worst games of 2016" list, but it definitely shouldn't be making any top lists either.Federation Force looks perfectly fine, if a little slow.
>>335185732
>"I feel this game is so bad that nobody legitimately enjoys it"
>>335186352
Nobody wants to fucking play as a robot with resident evil tank controls and hack fucking computers in a fucking Star Fox game.
>>335186647
So your saying you can't accept the fact that people enjoy something that you don't?
>>335185545
The reviewers really did blow the game out of proportion. I think they were mad that the game wasn't Dark Souls.
>>335186647
>Nobody wants to fucking play as a robot with resident evil tank controls
Fucking retard, that's like saying no one wanted to play as a cat in a fishing simulator in a Sonic game
oh wait
>>335183067
Background character that will never be seen again.
>>335186647
>Hating a game based on one bad level
that level has some serious "that level syndrome" though
>>335186917
it was more than one bad level in this game
I mean, I'm still playing this game thanks to the level select select letting skip the fucking chicken walker and retarded copter. If this game had been route based, I think it would have helped the game's structure a LOT, but there's no way I'd continue to fucking play it if I had to go through a massively retarded level once or twice per run
>game gets completely fucking panned by reviews for controls
>buy it anyway
>turns out to be pretty fucking good
>controls are little bit clunky but not so bad
Is it me or do these spastic reviewers have no motor skills?
>>335187308
well, they don't have writing skills, so lack of motor skills is a given
>>335184809
How about some fucking online multiplayer team battles?
>>335187308
Reviewers these days aren't as /fit/ as you think
>>335187308
>completely fucking panned
I thought everyone agreed that it just takes getting used to. Are people actually having a hard time with it after 10 minutes or practice at the beginning?
>>335187308
>Is it me or do these spastic reviewers have no motor skills?
That much should have been apparent since Wonderful 101's release.
>>335187532
>online multiplayer
Nah dog, we dropped that so that we could get 60fps running consistently.
http://www.geek.com/games/nintendo-chose-60fps-star-fox-zero-gameplay-over-online-multiplayer-1625458/We're sorry that it ultimately didn't work and there's still FPS drops, even though we dropped a whole mode for it.Please understand.
>>335187568
I know they're a bunch of useless mongs, but after reading all that shit, you'd think that it was borderline unplayable.
Starfox has always been a mediocre series. What is with all the surprise that it is getting mediocre reviews?
If I only ever really liked the original Star Fox, felt 64 was just okay, and enjoy motion controls as long as it isn't waggle or retarded shit like Skyward Sword making you use it to swim, is Zero worth it?
So, I just finished the Zoness level with the Gyrosphere.
So fart this is the best SF game since 64, easily.
>>335187741
No, it's only Polygon, Destructoid, and Giant bomb that gave it lower than a 70. None of which anyone should be reading anyways.
Every other publication is saying the controls take some getting use to, but the rest of the game is ok - not great, just ok.
>>335187735
How about you don't use the gamepad as a second camera and concentrate all animation rendering on one fucking screen? Wouldn't that increase the FPS considerably?
>>335187591
Every one here that played it, most reviewers said it made things uncomfortable with them one even refused to play it deeming it unplayable.
>>335187787
Can you name another big Wii U release this year other than Zelda U (which we all know is getting pushed back to 2017)?
This is the only thing Nintodlers have to hold on to, and it kinda fell flat.
>>335187848
That's not saying much considering 64 was the last good Star Fox game.
>>335187887
>How about you don't use the gamepad as a second camera and concentrate all animation rendering on one fucking screen?
now why would i allow that, anon...
Am pleased to see that at least in the Arwing you do not have to use motion controls. The walker in SF 2 controlled awesomely, in Zero it controls like shit.
>>335187818
I guess. This game is basically a love letter to Starfox 64 fans though.
>>335187787
>>335187969
dumb secondaryposters
>>335187969
Eh, I bought a Wii-U at launch is it has enough games that I enjoy. I never gave a shit about Star Fox because I knew it would be painfully average and nothing special, much like every Star Fox gamebesides Star Fox Adventures which was actually kind of good.
>>335187971
True.
But its still really good. Everything Star Fox should be.
>>335187735
>As for that multiplayer gameplay. It’s not completely out of the question. Miyamoto says that as the game takes shape, the team might be able to go back and spend time building a multiplayer component. Still, if it’s not part of the plan from the start, how good can it really be? We’ll find out when Star Fox Zero is released this holiday season.
http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/06/16/e3-2015-star-fox-zero-has-no-online-multiplayer-mode
>"Of course, as we continue on and once people get a feeling for the game... as the process continues if we find that we do think it'd be really good we'll definitely consider it, but right now we're not."
guys, we might get either a post-release or NX-onry update for the online multiplayer later
>>335187887
That's absurd anon.
We can't just completely drop the second screen viewing angle - Miyamoto's gamepad screen must be used to the fullest extent in as many Nintendo developed games as possible.You're right, that would increase FPS considerably, but then the cinematic experiences during the game where the camera control is taken away from you to showcase the awesome action sequence or boss would be unplayable. We can't have these awesome sequences with no camera control be unplayable, and Starfox is a cinematic experience at it's heart.Please understand.
>>335181432
I loved Command, and I am loving Zero now.
Does a red line between planets mean I got on the hard path? I assume there is a bunch more. I am stuck on andross (who looks like a robot, so I'm guessing it's not the real ending?) but James was in it too. Feel free to spoil it for me if it answers questions about the paths.
>>335188323
>guys, we might get either a post-release or NX-onry update for the online multiplayer later
After it's been ridiculously panned so hard by reviews, probably not.
>>335179159
>Star Fox spinoff is better than a release in the official series
>a release that is supposed to be "back to roots"
I guess we're done with Starfox
>>335188418
>I loved Command
>>335188621
so you never learnt about Dinosaur Planet's tragic development anon?
>>335188851
No, I'm only here to shitpost
>>335188676
ship customization was a welcome addition and the story could have been combined for a new team and enemy, and it had the strategy from SF2
>>335188418
>Paths
Pretty much the same paths as SF64. It's not nearly as expansive as they let on.
>Final Boss
Yeah, no, RoboDross is the final boss. There's nothing extra afterwards, no brain boss, no escape sequence, no hard mode.
Just collecting all the medals which unlocksSound test
>>335188621
SFA was a really poor Zelda clone
What are the chances for a sequel with multiplayer included?
>>335188621
Admittedly, "back to roots" doesn't generally mean "literally rehash an already twice rehashed game".
>>335188931
>ship customization was a welcome addition
fuck off
>>335178975
>Objectively false.
Opinions can't be fact, though.
>>335188931
>ship customization
wut
I don't remember ever having the chance to customize anything, unless that's a multiplayer feature, I only had one copy so I always did download play
>>335189007
Sequel: Too soon to say.
Multiplayer: 50/50.
Krystal: NEVER! We're finally free!
>>335189007
Zero
>>335189061
>modern mechanics unwelcome
>Zero feels too dated
literally no winning
>>335189007
On the Wii U?
Nada. They had a hell of a time just getting it to render properly with everything already going on, and the framerate STILL drops. Miyamoto's also put his foot down and stated that they won't launch any part of the game that can't run at a solid 60fps, since it needs to be a "cinematic experience".
On the NX?
Depends on how well this sells.
>FUCKING GAMESTOP is giving away a bundle of Star Fox Zero with every Wii U purchase
>even a pre-owned Wii U
That is too goddamn hilarious.
>>335183067
I'm going to name her Maxine
>>335189195
Zero's exact levels have already been traversed in two previous games, with one or two additions.
It's dated because it's the same fucking game with the same fucking levels, not because they're sticking to the same formula. The same formula would be new levels, new bosses, new story, but same gameplay - not literally applying a new coat of paint to the old game.
Also, the ship customization was bad as done in command, but it could have been good. It's not that modern mechanics are bad, it's just that in that specific scenario, it was horribly executed.
>>335189357
Sauce? That's not going down anywhere near me.
>>335189396
Canon name is Lyra (in the credits)
WHO /ROADMASTER/ HERE?
EXCITETRUCK NX CON-FUCKING-FIRMED
>>335189162
Sauria still exists Boco
>>335189543
Sauce please
>>335189462
I bet 2% of the people reviewing Zero wrote a review for 64, how can it still be dated then?