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I AM THE EMPEROR'S WILL MADE MANIFEST!

40k thread
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What is the best chapter?
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>>335134742
3
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NONE CAN WITHSTAND OUR FAITH!
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WE ARE THE DESTROYAH!
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>>335134742

Salamanders.
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>>335134914
:D
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>>335134174
I hope we get more tanks like this for space marines.
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I think I made the genestealers angry.
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GET HYPED PEOPLE.

Here's to hoping there won't be another german fiasco.

In the meantime, Armada is pretry fucking dope.


And the heroes mod is the best mod for DoW, with the BT one.
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>>335135516
Woopsie, forgot the image.
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>>335135516
Surprise Surprise there is a 30k game coming out soon..
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>>335135589
Wait. Really?
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What went fucking wrong?
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>>335135671
suppose to be a dawn of war thing with great crusades or hh theme.

>>335135717
What went wrong with anon's post?
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>>335135589
HOLD UP BROTHER! DOST THOU SPEAKETH THE TRUTH?
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>>335135717
Nothing. Game's everything the fans ever wanted and more. Now fuck off and go back to shitposting in a DS thread.
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>>335135783
Where did you hear this?
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>>335134984
you need to give me the source for high quality fantasy pics like that m8
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>>335135796
In b4 tau faggots come and ruin the thread
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>>335135924
On a forum somewhere, May of been facepunch actually and they showed some bury photos that look like they had been taken from a phone.

It had the fellblade and a few other 30k tanks and the poster went into detail about a few things, he couldn't nail down the period but if its got those tanks it would have to be late great crusades.
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>>335135969
It's in the 8e PDF for lizardmen.
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>>335135868
Shill harder.
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>>335134174
Anyone wanna play some 2v2 Battlefleet?
Not that good at it though so might need some carrying
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I like how Space Marines have underage fans I expected nothing else really.
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>>335136101
I've got the pdf under my nose and there's no way someone could take a pic like that from a scan like this

I can see the shadows cast by depth of the paint on the canva for fuck's sake
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>>335136215
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>>335136203
Oh my bad I forgot you're not allowed to like video games on /v/, silly me!

Fuck off.
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>>335136208
Please respond
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>>335136036
Are you sure it was not the Drop Assault mobile game?
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>>335136680
Go to the /bfg/ thread on /tg/, you'll find everything and everyone you need.
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>>335135717
PVP is good, campaign is utter incomprehensible dogshit with unskippable cutscenes no less.
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>>335136815
Are you retarded anon? It's actually a good campaign. For once you can actually lose missions without having a game over, it's more interesting this way.

You can even alter the events that happened during the Gothic war, that's fucking golden.
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>>335136815
Do you have ADHD?
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>>335136815
I don't mind the campaign. It's kind of fun.
Multiplayer is an absolute blast though.
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>>335136101
anon, pls
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>>335136815
>unskippable cutscenes

a nigga have stolen your ESC key faggot ?
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>>335136318
>>335137191
Well, then I either got it from here or I did an image search and browsed till I found one that I liked.
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>>335134742

You just posted it
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>>335136815
I was frustrated with the cutscenes thing. Especially when losing. I can assume you're playing as a 100% zero fail save scumming faggot?
Me too.
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>>335134174
Is his head really suppose to be that lower?
It's like when Tom gets whacked in the head with a mallet by Jerry.
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>>335135868
How to kill eldar as ork ..
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I hope no one responds to the post above me.
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>>335138060
Taunt, Traktor Beam, and careful use of the environment to name a few.

Their ships are made of glass, touch them and boom.
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>>335138060
Brutal cunning.
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how do i run pirated dow2?
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>>335137506
google search gives me scan quality, iqdb gives climaxing animu grills; you must have stumbled on someone posting the real deal from GW folders, lucky you; I'm afraid 4chan archives won't help me find the original post, I'll have to calm my artwork boner with something else.

posting 40k for thread relevance and to rustle dank angles
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>>335138060
First ya call em pansies
Den ya press da red button.
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>>335138209
very carefully
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Anyone play ultimate apocalypse? How do I git gud at imperial guard? The units just dont compare to the other factions, and even my armor gets steamrolled by early enemy units
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>>335138329
WAIT I FUCKING FOUND THE SOURCE

OH GOD THE QUALITY!

THANKS ANON, YOU'RE MAKING MY DAY WARM AND SCALED

>mfw all the pixels
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>>335138720
>playing CLUSTERFUCK AHAHAHA LOL
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>>335138329
I'll just post more stuff that I most likely found while feeding key words into google.
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>>335138874
The huge battles are fun though
Pitting titans against hoards of chaos demons is great
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>>335138996
This to be honest. I suck at UA but I find it really fun.
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>>335138329
What are these fallen you speak of?

They sound like filthy heretics compared to the glorious first legion, ever-loyal to the emperor, have no idea what happened to Caliban Dark Angels Space Marines.
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>>335138850
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Excuse me, best race coming through.
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>>335139474
>Race responsible for making Chaos what it is now
Absolutely heretical.
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Is there anything that could take out an imperator titan?
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>>335138182
Naw ya git, ya needz cunnin brutality ta smash dem pointy earz
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>>335139589
Thanks for the (you) mon-keigh
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>>335139474
Dat don't look like no Ork I eva' seen. Where's da green skin and sharp pointy teef?
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>>335139625
A frigate. From orbit. Falling into the imperator
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>>335138720
What are Basilisks
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>>335139474
>>335139679
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>>335139625
if i remember correctly the imperial guard has tanks designed to take out titans or similar adversaries, like shadowsword tanks
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>>335139327
They are the ones actually searching for the truth rather than being ignorant, willful or not
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>>335139901
THAT'S HERESY
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>>335139474
>Race of extremely racist twig people who fucked a chaos god into existence
>Has the best tech and psychers around but still beaten by regular humans
>A fucking human assassin outranges and outshoots a eldar assassin who's been alive and trained for millennia
>Anyone left of them is either some rejected or backwater craftworld or just a bunch of druggie exiles
>Only alive due to the webway, have to be absolute prudes and still get their asses handed to them by everyone
>Unless they have a soulstone, its off to be raped forever by Slaanesh, assuming they don't just break.

Your only good side is how hot Banshees are. Even the Tau are better than you.
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Inquisitors are just regular dudes, right?
Why is the one in Space Marine as big as actual spehss mahreens?
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>>335140040
Whatever.
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>>335139474
well you certainly are the best race to snack on.
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>>335139939
That sound awfully heretical.
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>>335137918
his head isn´t low.
his shoulders pads are just giant which makes it look that way
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>>335138060

HIT DA ZOGGIN RED BUTTON YE GROT
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>>335140204
>Black templars allied with iron warriors
No u.
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DEATHWING
FUCKING
WHEN
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As a newcomer to the warhammer 40k series where should I start? What's the story even about?
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>>335139926
Anything from non imperial factions? Maybe a whole tyranid hive fleet?
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>>335140151
>Inquisitors are just regular dudes, right?

Absolutely not. Almost all of them are psykers, quite powerful, rich(!) and in a constant struggle against other inquisitors. The combination of these things lead sometimes to heavy augmentation, mild mutation or even just cosmetic surgery to look more intimidating.
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>>335140474
Do you mean novels or games?
Also, it's not a "series"
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>>335140151
either for that game they actually decided to do marines with some-what believable proportions with the power armor and the inquisitor was just wearing some power armor, or that was an inquisitor that underwhent augmentations similar to what a marine goes though

which there is one instance of, at least mentioned
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>boy i wish there was an XCOM-like game of 40K

>but there is anon, this game from the 90s that kind of resembles UFO Defense!

>get it

>its just get to the objective and maybe kill one or two dudes
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>>335140506
Be that as it may, he is actually, without exaggeration, space marine sized
Which shouldn't be possible without having actual space marine genetic mutations, right?
>>335140583
>which there is one instance of, at least mentioned
Who?
>>335140603
Fucking play Space Hulk: Ascension
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>>335140603

Are you shitting on chaos gate? Also there is a psp game which is good in the same vein
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>>335140474
its the 41st millenium, everyone is at war with everything and there isnt a whole lot to do aside from getting fucked.
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>>335140474
>where should i start

best thing to do is just go on a wiki walk on the wiki from the general timeline of the setting. it really is best to just throw yourself into the deep end

>whats the story even about?

a setting of half truths and lies, all based on propaganda form each faction, where everything you read is both true and false.

best way to think about it is that you are some inquisitorial scribe trying to make sense from conflicting reports all across the galaxy along with your other fellow scribes who have their own versions of events
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>>335140820
sounds awesome.

So who would win? A Spartan from halo vs a space marine?
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>>335140731
There's an inquisitor in one of the Eisenhorn novels that has a fucking horse head instead of his own. Inquisitors LOVE to fuck around with augments and stuff, increasing your size and muscle build is childs play.
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>>335140905
Oh shit, this bait again.

Already determined a Space Marine in in every way possible better than a Spartan. Please don't ruin the thread.
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How are the three Dawn of War expansions?
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Question of the day: Are the sororitas /ss/ pedos?
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>>335140905
Space marine without a doubt
Each one is the equivalent of a tank
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>>335140731
Hector Rex, described as obver 8 ft tall and rippling with muscles and augments

>>335140905
don't get people started with stale bait
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>>335140474

Recommended watching for a quick understanding of the general story of the universe

Starting at 10:27
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyeoBm5QFnA
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>>335140474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MeVxKZBOfM
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>>335141017
No, and there is no reason why they should.
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>>335141039
Nigga Spartans are tanks
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Can space marines die of old age?
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>>335140151
1. No, They generally enhanced in some way they also tend to be psykers
2. He's wearing power armour
3. Even being an enhanced psyker in power armour Titus is still taller then him by a good margin
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>>335141075
this is one telling of it, along with a healthy dose of combination of new lore and old lore mixed together, and should not be taken as a general state and history of the setting

but i do enjoy the series either way
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>>335135516
>german

Streum on is french
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>>335141168
40k powerlevel is way higher than halo's
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>>335141014
Winter assault is the only story based one, the others are more like risk where instead of dice rolls the battles are generic skirmishes. Enemy strongholds are unique tho
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PLASTIC SISTERS WHEN

FUCKING GW
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>>335141242
https://www.forgeworld.co.uk/en-AU/Spartan-Assault-Tank?_requestid=22531894
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>>335141228
As are Cyanide and Focus Home
Why are the frogs so based?
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>>335140474
Roman catholic space nazis and the people who hate them.
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>>335141412
what is your point? that there is a tank called spartan? Okay, who gives a fuck, they were talking about halo spartans
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Anyone who mentions Halo is a dumb little child.
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>>335139625
A squadron of these.
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>>335141605
The point is A Spartan would fuck a space Marines shit up
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I read some fanfiction that crossed the 40k and Star Wars universes once
That really got me thinking, considering how far in the future 40k is set, its level of technology is really, really low for a scifi setting
That doesn't just apply to the Imperium in its technophobia but to DAoT tech and current tech from other races as well
What's up with that?
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>>335141571
and the xenophobic, bigoted and speciest roman catholic space nazis are the good guys
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>>335141336
hot. Would sell soul for sex.
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>>335141732
Nobody is the good guy in this setting. Except the Tau
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>>335141475
the GW market must be big in france probably
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>>335141857
I actually meant those companies in general, not just 40k stuff
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Horus did nothing wrong.
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>>335141313
Why is calling the Emprah "magician" heresy? He's magic as fuck
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>>335141732
Remember when the Imperium wasn't portrayed as the good guys at all? I miss those times. Now it's all about the "heroic" Space Marines that only sometimes behave like cunts.
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>>335141690
>also applies to DAoT and other races

>necrons that regularly travel back in time to change the past just so they can have the stuff they predicted as right
>eldar in giant planet sized ships made of space magic materiels
>DAoT that is barely understood that could solve all the problems in the galaxy if they just pushed a button, but the last time they pushed the button it screwed over the galaxy for thousands of years

son, at the end of the day, Eldar, Necrons, and whatever the tech priests have locked away on mars in the vaults sealed with DAoT is an order of magnitude higher of what you will find in other settings, barring a few exceptions.

>>335141850
>tau
>good

their a slightly lighter shade of grey, which has steadly been darkening over the past few years

>>335142048
well, i say good only in so much as they are the most appealing, thus the protagonists of the setting.
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>>335142042
He's a chaos god.
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>>335141313
why did the salamanders call sanguinius a girl
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>>335141850
No they aren't anon, removing the reproductive organs of humans who join them, mind controlling the masses with pheromones, using other races as cannon fodder, having a caste system and forbiding relationships between them, they really are not the good guys.

Don't be fooled anon, the Greater Good is whatever they want it to be. They only act "nice" because they are nigh irrelevant in the grand scheme of things and want to get big.
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>>335142176
>chaos god

he would be considered a non-chaos aligned warp god, much like the eldar have their own gods that are non chaos aligned
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Who's playing OHRDERS REECIEEVD AHCTIVATING TAHCTICAL COHGITAHRS
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>>335141690
Well, the factions have gone through several apocalypses. The imperium went through a Skynet-style rise of the machines(which is the reason for the technophobia), demogod-fueled civil wars, probably a few others. Eldar partied so hard that they fucked a chaos god into existence and nearly got annihilated as a result etc. So the tech levels tends to get "reset" a lot, because whenever somebody gets too high-tech, awful things happen.

There are exceptions to this - the Dark Eldar have pretty much finished biology and live in an extra-dimensional city, the Necrons are capable of fucking with time itself, and so on
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>>335142443
It's not made for Linux

yet
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>>335141228
I was referring to the terrible footage that this noname gzrman webiste got its hands on, where features of thz game were deactivated, in the most wip part of the game, that devs said it was an outage to have done that since they hadn't been consulted and they thought it was a leak.
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>>335142176
Chaos? What, he is a god of order, he doesn't promote any sort of decay or rebelion against a sytem, he is a god of enforcing a system, to become the gear in the great contraption.
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>>335134742
The flesh is weak
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>>335139474
This never fails to piss off lesser races.
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>>335142042
He's a psyker not a filthy fucking wizard.
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>>335142658
So turn our selves into robots and upload our minds into an AI that's designed to perfectly mimic us?
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>>335135717
Eldar are the race of true patricians.
All other races are for total shitters.
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>>335142658
Even Ferrus Manus was against their retarded ''let's turn ourselves into cyborgs'' attitude.
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>>335142768
It didn't turn out well for necrons
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>>335142709
Not like you have anything to refute the claims with, eh xeno?
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>>335142893
No need to.
The eldar are demonstrably superior in both the TT, as well as in the fluff.
The only thing that holds them back is their limited numbers.
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>>335141336
There's rumors that they're on the way, but then again, those rumors have been around for years.
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>>335142849
The only thing in the human body that is worthy of preservation is the brain, for its sacred purpose is to store and utilize knowledge.

It is the manifestation of the Machine God in human physiology. Everything else is replaceable with far superior robotic and cybernetic parts.
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>>335142849
And look at where that attitude got him, brother.
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>>335135717
>first data recovery mission
>after numerous failures finally have a plan and it works
>just as the ship is about to warp out with the data the game crashes

The gameplay is fine but I have no idea how to prevent a close range clusterfuck regardless.
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>>335142042
MAGIC
ISN'T
REAL
psychic powers don't count shut up
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>>335142972
Limited numbers, a ideology that only a race with numerical superiority can properly use, fragile combatants and a entire galaxy that shoots them on sight is a recipe for absolute disaster, you space elf.

The only real thing you have in your favour is your tech, but even that ain't saving you.
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>>335142176
Fanon please go.
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>>335143134
I wanna be a techpriest and play vidya all day
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>>335142849
And his attitude got his head served to Horus in a box
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>>335139327
>tfw Azrael blew the fuck out of Khârn
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>>335141017
Yes, who do you think is tasked to find the kiddies for the schola progenia?
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>>335143134
The body of an astartes is as the sacred body of the holy emperor himself you savage!
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>>335143259
The eldar are doing fine though.
Their tech is the best around, outside of Necrons, and their resurgence is nigh, due to Ynnead being about to awaken.
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Imagine being born a Dark Eldar with a tiny dick
That has to be the worst
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>>335142768
>AI

Technoheresy of the highest order. The imperium absolutely hates the idea of AIs, mainly because of they went through a literal robot uprising which nearly killed off their entire civilization. Lobotomized human brains stuck in robot shells are a-ok, though.
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>>335143349
If that's true then why do the iron hands chop off their hands and replace it?
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>>335143492
Because they are more Admech than Imperium.
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>>335143484
Ehh, not so much. I don't expect deldar chicks to have a problem with SPH or pegging or whatever else
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>>335142443
You really shouldn't be using the cogitator, it creates bad habits if you ever want to play multiplayer
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>>335143357
Isn't every race going for the final phase anyways?

Emps is getting his Throne fixed by D.E., Eldar are desperately trying to evoke a god, Orks are trying to start a big WAAAGH, Tyranids are coming and its likely just the scouting fleet, Eldar ain't nothing special for finally getting their shit half together and working instead of just messing with shit they shouldn't and failing.
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>>335143561
He must have the cheesiest grin under that helmet.
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>>335143563
But how will you properly rape your own captives?
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>>335143621
>orks are trying to start a big WAAAGH
god, orks are the most boring one dimensional race.
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>>335143357
>Ynnead doesn't show up until right after Slaanesh breaks through the gate if Khaine and gorges herself on Commoraugh
>Worse timing in the Galaxy.
>Skullfucks Ynnead while the Phoenix Lords watch
>Isha succumbs to stockholm syndrome and becomes a plague goddess

Can't wait.
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>>335143357
Being born Eldar is still fucking great, considering you have a spiritstone. Most of the time they don't want to get kids if they don't have spiritstones. You can have a fucking comfy life, the best health care, doing jack-shit all day, don't really need to work. And they actually really like danger and fighting. The galaxy is dangerous enough and if this life bores them they can become pirates or rangers. They just need to be wary of having too much fun.
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>>335143658
There is trait from deathwatch rpg.
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>>335143667
With this

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Agoniser
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>>335143484
Good news, the Haemonculi can fix that right up. Enjoy your new 12-inch barbed dick.
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>>335143785
>literally nofun the race
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>>335143827
Torture and rape aren't really the same thing mate
>>335143849
I thought it only made them regrow as a clone of themselves, basically
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>>335143785
>doing jack-shit all day
No. Idleness leads to depravity and attracting Princes gaze. CWE spend all their time devoting themselves to mastering a skill.
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>>335143949
Torture, rape... what's the difference for a Dark Eldar?
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>>335143785
>>335143867
They don't need to avoid fun. They just need to avoid falling into the trappings of obsession. They also need to be vary of the predations of slaanesh, but they don't need to be totally "no fun allowed" for that. They just need to avoid excess and doing shit that makes them noticeable to the Great Enemy.
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>>335143785
So, just high tech space hobo's with a superiority complex. Sounds fucking awful to me.
>>335143949
For the Dark Eldar, they might aswell be the same mate, and they are so technologically advanced, they can do whatever the fuck they want really, they could even make cyborgs and shit if they really cared enough.
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>>335143949
Anon, the dark eldar get turned into horrifying multi armed wracks and have their bones hollowed and wings put on their backs to become scourges for fun all the time

an extra inch of dick ain't shit.
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>>335141690
Necrons and DEldar are pretty fucking high tech. DEldar have worked out how to do all sorts of biological shit while necrons can fuck around with time itself and still have stuff like the Celestial Orrery.

Orks don't need super high tech, tau are still working on it, eldar are afraid of going too much farther because chaos (not that living materials you 'sing' to work with isn't pretty high tier), nids really don't count, and the rest are imperial based (which is actually pretty high tier but you don't get to see most of it).

If authors wanted to focus more on the tech they could easily show off some random civilized/paradise world.
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>>335143867
They have a lot of fun when they put their masks on. They experience emotions ten times stronger than humans, all this fun would probably melt your brain.

>>335144003
I said it a bit jokingly. The skills they master could be something meaningless like pottery or something like this that wouldn't make a good living in our world.
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>>335144102
>find a qtpi grill who makes you happy
>fuck
>cum
>you are now a dark eldar
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>no survival horror game where you're on a ship trapped in the warp
>or trying to escape that Dark Eldar city I keep misspelling
>or just playing a Guardsman who faces Chaos/Tyranid attack
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>>335144035
>whats the diffrience

shit son, with that type of attitude you will never get out of the slave pits

you gotta poison the houses, burn the women and rape the water.

you gotta think outside the tesseract cube
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Reminder that the Admech set an entire sector of space on fire to blow the everliving fuck out of the Tau.
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>>335143949
That's only part of it. Haemonculi provide all kinds of biology-related services to Dark Eldar that have the influence necessary to enlist them. A new dick would be downright trivial. Hell, why stop there? Why not have several cocks, so you can fuck several holes at one? Want a tentacle? Maybe a prehensile tail? They got ya covered.
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>>335144350
Yeah it doesn't make up for them literally having no penises though.
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>>335144348
All I'm saying is that rape need not be penis into orifice. You can rape someone using an appropriately shaped weapon.
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>>335144583
They just insert a chip in their brain that simulates orgasm when they kill a heretech or fix something.
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>>335144618
there are many definitions of rape in many various forms, and any true DE would understand the differences are in the subtleties between each variation
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>>335144285
You don't know anything about Eldar.
Besides, having sex is nowhere near depraved enough to attract slaanesh.
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>Won a HARD fucking battle using only 1 ship for extra reknown
>Get 600 extra renown points
>server: AHAHAHAHHAA FUCK YOU NIGGER HAHA HOW ABOUT WE GO FULL /B/TARD AND LET YOU LOSE EVERYTHING FOR THE LULZ HAHAHAHA
>Lost all those extra points I fought hard for.
Fuck you goddman kikes.
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>>335141939
Erebus pls go and stay go
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>>335144735
>having sex is nowhere near depraved enough to attract slaanesh.
You're just not trying hard enough.
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>>335144726
>Hold a rape gallery for your friends in Commorragh and get into good natured discussions about the subtle differences between a skull-fuck and and eye-hole rape
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>>335144981
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>>335144885
>friends in Commorragh

loving every laugh
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>>335145065
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how does deploying units in the tabletop work? I assume you get a number of points and can deploy models with point costs?
can you gain points during the game?
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>>335144350
>Alpha 9-Thyrrc is an Adeptus Mechanicus Skitarii field commander. He was able to defeat a Tyranid fragment of Hive Fleet Behemoth that made its way into the Mechanicum-held Daugel Helix. Here the Mechanicus was able to use knowledge from the Tyran data-codex to give their Skitarii warriors a fighting chance. The Cohor commander Alpha 9-Thyrrc turned the tide by saturating a stratum of the atmosphere with gas from the planet's Promethium refineries. After his Onager's Neutron Laser sets the sky ablaze, each new wave of Tyranid spores are set aflame and incinerate those xenos planetside instead of reinforcing them. However this tactic is stored in a data-codex, brought back to the Forge World of Accatran and promptly forgotten.
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>>335145227
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>>335145313
did he died?
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>>335145313
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>>335145396
Even worse, he got retconned
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>>335141184
No.
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>>335145396
So hard that he was retconned. Several times.
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>>335145403
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>>335145221
>Discover a way to BTFO Tyranids
>Just stash the knowledge of it in some archive somewhere instead of sharing it with all allied forces
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>>335144348
>poison the houses, burn the women and rape the water.

Shit man, the possibilities are endless
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>>335145569
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>>335145168
Points are a function of army building, not deployment.
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>>335142972
If eldar are so powerful. Why is Isha still suffering eternal agony in the garden of Nurgle?
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>>335145665
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>>335138126
>mfw this was ignored
I'm proud of you, /v/.
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What ever happened to that online game?
Orks were supposed to be FTP?
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>>335145771
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>>335145653
>AdMech pulls out a winning trump card that could save the imperium billions upon billions of lives and resources
>proceeds to immediately forget about it

welcome to 40K
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>>335145653
>light the air on fire
>a viable way for any non-mechanicus faction to kill nids
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>>335145828
The devs who said all that were bullshitting everyone and got the boot. Bandai is in charge now and a new team is trying to unfuck the thing. The game is quite good if you liked SPESS MEHREEN MP
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>>335145864
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Got Warhammer: Chaos something, is it gud? 2009, seems like shit, never played an RTS but would love to slaughter me some heretics. It cost me .99€, did I fuck up? New game, btw
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>>335145909
They lit the sky (atmosphere, I assume) on fire. Spores being sent planetside had to fall through that blanket of fire.
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>>335145921
Do I at least get different flavors of SpessMuhreen? Any successor chapters, or just progenitors?
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>>335145907
They need to archive their shit more effectively. You've got shit like what some backwater agri world's governor had for breakfast on his birthday sitting next to the important stuff.
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>>335146005
You should have bought the original dawn of war
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I go ahead to guard the path!
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>>335145942
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>>335146005
Mark of Chaos. It's a pretty mediocre RTS.

Has one of the best intro cinematics ever created, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_jI8lmQivA
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>>335145864
Why does the laspistol have a chamber?
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>>335146083
This still doesn't stop the rest of the fleet permanently and THE AIR IS STILL ON FIRE. Anything that requires air to breathe or a temperature that is not to an extreme is sorta fucked in that strategy.
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>>335146403
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>>335143182
Running silent, careful maneuvering and having good engines
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>>335146253
To clear a jam ofcoure!
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>>335146623
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>>335146603
Stability? Shape being more accessible? Style? Accuracy?
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>>335145864
>Macrocannon shell

There's no way that's to scale.
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>>335146723
That scale's off.
Battleships are at least 8km.
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>>335146623
>mfw the sister tries to start up a conversation
>mfw the techpriest is only interested in her armor
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>>335146184
Kek thats basically the plot of maladiction
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>>335144348
>>335145659
>they don't burn the water, rape the houses, and poison women
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>>335146971
>Not doing all three to all three
Way to underachive.
Your trash-can tier Kabal is never gonna get anywhere at this rate!
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>>335140506
>Almost all of them are psykers
Why the fuck are the people responsible for detecting and eliminating heresy are also the ones mostly likely to be corrupted by Chaos? No wonder Exterminatus is so common and the Imperium is falling apart, they literally have retards policing them.
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