Miiverse is proving itself great at debunking bullshit.
>All these people mocking critics for not understanding basic controls
>All of them are verified accounts who have pictures of the game.
>All of the people trying to troll the game get BTFO and don't have any screenshots of the game up.
Miiverse is probably the best place online to talk about games these days. There's minimal shitposting, great discussion, and lots (And lots) of shitting on the gaming press.
>>335033505
Yet it still handles like a shopping cart
Gee I wonder why they would suck Bintendo's cock...
>miiverse is nintenyear old circle jerking heaven
Good now stay there.
>>335033612
>>335033620
>>335033624
>/v/ is butthurt at the fact that no one is believing the bullshit about the controls.
Hilarious.
suicide watch when you promote the fucking miiverse holy hell
>>335033752
sorry that you like gimmicky motion controls
>>335034056
I'm sorry that yall love Giant bomb and polygon. Don't worry you will grow up and be a real man one day lil fella
>>335034584
>calling others child
>when his only defense comes from an underage central
HahahaHAHAHAHAHA
>>335034584
>The people shitting on this game are LITERALLY defending the guy responsible for pic related.
That's hilarious.
>using Miiverse as a point of defense
Jesus christ
>Having to turn to Facebook for kids to defend your crappy game
So you can't turn off the motion controls? Well looks like I'm skipping this one.
>>335035331
>>335035661
They're word is better than anyone on /v/
They actually play videogames
>>335035331
>>335035661
>t.t.the screeshots are shooped guys he's lying!
Admit it you just hate it for the memes.
>>335033505
>Miiverse
>great a debunking bullshit
Y CAN'T METROID CRAWL??????
>>335035907
>They're
>>335035907
This. Again, I have to stress just how absurd it is that shitposters are relying on POLYGON to bring them relevant vidya related info when Miiverse is a system designed to lock out people who haven't played the game.
Can we all agree that oldfats, manchildren and womchildren should stop screaming like kids for every little thing they don't like while also stop playing videogames all together?
you're fucking old
>>335036121
I wonder why people who bought the game for 60 bucks would defend it
>>335033505
It's almost like professional game reviewers have an ulterior motive for shitting on Nintendo all the time.Or maybe they just need to git gud
>>335035907
Then stay there and never come back
>>335035997
No most people hate it because it's a shitty game that looks and runs awful
>>335036251
every little movement they do would burn a little of fat
and that's not good
>>335036245
>60
it's 50 euros. You don't know shit, you just post memes. Again. Also people who pay for shit complain. Just look at DS3 fiasco.
>>335035907
Only Wii U games, that's not much.
>>335036380
>Bucks = euros
retarded yuropoor
>>335036310
>that looks and runs awful
you will never know since you refuse to play it. You are refusing to listen to people who play and enjoy it. Right now. Because you decided long ago that you couldn't be wrong on that meme, it's too "important" for you.
>>335033505
>Minimal shitposting
>LOOK, PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT THE GAME ARE DEFENDING IT
>>335036410
Kill yourself.
>>335036251
Everyone still praised Kid Icarus even though they bitched about the controls there
>>335036551
>LOOK, PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY PLAYED THE GAME ARE DEFENDING IT
>>335036583
That game is still unplayable for me because i'm left handed.
I even got suckered into buying the CPP, thinking that it would add regular dual-stick controls
>>335035258
>joystiq
F
>It's a thinly veiled Nintendo hate thread.
>>335033505
>Bought WiiU
>Bought StarFox
>Using MiiVerse
Wow, i wonder, why they love this game.
>>335033505
>Miiverse is probably the best place online to talk about games these days. There's minimal shitposting, great discussion, and lots (And lots) of shitting on the gaming press.
>minimal shitposting
>great discussion
You're insane.
>>335033505
Fuck Miiverse. I remember those underage babies were shitting on The Wonderful 101. Buncha queers.
>>335036437
>the price people paid doesn't count because I don't like it.
Top KEK
Yes, because Miiverse is just brimming with intelligence
>>335033612
>work at grocery store
>get sent to collect carts
>Tons'a'fun
You need a better analogy, because whether it's a shopping cart or a Ferrari, you can get used to moving anything around and still have fun.
>>335036652
I'm a lefty, and I beat it using my right thumb on the screen.
>>335036609
This.
Nothing more needs to be said.
>>335036551
As opposed to us?
The damage control is pretty good, I like seeing it.
>>335036749
LIFTING THE BACK ONE GIVES YOU TOTAL CONTROL
MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING
To be completely honest with you, fellow nintenbros, I don't think you should be able to review a Nintendo game without owning at least 10 Amiibos
>>335036718
>doesn't get irony
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So is this the shitposting thread? Can I post qt vidya monster girls? I'm gonna.
>not being on 5.3.2/5.4.0
>not using loadiine
>not getting to play all of the Wii U games you want
>not injecting SNES games
>not injecting GBA games
>not injecting N64 games
I feel bad for the legitimate Wii U users. I mean Splatoon was fun but it's babby's first fps. Mario Maker and MK8 are probably the only reasons why I would want online and even then I've had my fill of online MK8. And even then I could spoof my Wii U to play online if I really wanted to with legit games.
I'm surprised there isn't a method to downgrade your Wii U to 5.3.2 or 5.4.0.
>>335036482
>b-but you need to taste it to know it's real shit
No there's has been videos of the final product already on YT and people have posted reports of the framerate being all over the place
>>335036860
>all those books that ain't going to be read because taking one out would mean re-arranging his precious collection
>>335036860
this
>>335036479
Sounds more like you're the one in damage control because you can't stand the thought of a game you don't like being good. Grow up anon.
>>335036652
As an ambidextrous person, I have never understood this kind of. You're not being asked to write or draw cleanly, you're literally just pointing the stylus at the screen. Does having a dominant hand seriously fuck people up so badly that attempting to use the other one for even basic tasks is that hard?
>>335036718
I guess I'll just stick with the intellectuals here on /v/.
>>335036918
>YT
Look at this faggot and giggle
>>335036973
>No this game is good shut up!
This is textbook damage control ladies and gentlemen
>>335036867
>>335037020
Hi Harrison
Wow so Nintendo games are finally getting honest reviews.
It's a shame that SWM3D and Yoshi Wooly World is still a 90+ on metacritic though considering SF0 is just another glorified indie game exactly like 99% of Nintendos catalouge is, its finally about time it stop being cool apologizing for Nintendo but its a little too late.
>People buy games based on reviews
Can't wait for them to review the next sexist game so we can all agree that it's shit since it will get a 40 just like the Dead or Alive beachparty games.
Granted I won't buy Star Fox 0 since I hate rail shooters that aren't Time Crisis.
Does that mean that all Nintendo games that got good reviews were dishonest reviews?
>>335037030
>haha he watched a video to know more about the game what an idiot!
This is really pathetic
Miiverse thread?
>>335035880
>So you can't turn off the motion controls?
It's more accurate to say everything beside Aiming doesn't need motion controls and can be turned off.
>>335037161
Apparently Nintendo paid the for those reviews.
>>335036749
>Get sent to collect carts
>It's a god damn thunderstorm outside
And it's always the one with that gimp wheel you find at that point as well.
Even nihongogamer who is a part-time Nintendo apologist basically admitted its just not that fun, its a mediocre game.
>Miiverse
FUCKING LOL. Do you also take neogafs opinion when Sony games are lambasted?
>>335037225
But you can't aim with the control sticks right? You have to move the gamepad around to aim?
>>335037071
And that is a textbook comeback and deflection. Try again kid.
>>335037306
#wow #whoa
>>335037306
Evertim
>people on /v/ now directly link to Kotaku
>people on /v/ defend Polygon and read their reviews
whew lad
>Nintendo game gets good reviews
BASED NINTENDO ALWAYS MAKING GOTY
>Nintendo game gets bad reviews
WOOOOW DISHONEST REVIEWS! SOMEONE PAID THEM TO LIE ABOUT NINTENDO GAMES!
>>335037329
>telling others about comebacks and deflection
>when he literally deflected and made a piss poor comeback on >>335036973
Lmao
>>335033505
>People who bought the game are invested in making it seem better than it actually is
Post purchase rationalization is a thing? Woah! You don't say!
>>335037160
>used to be god all mighty a timecrisis 2 &3.
>always on the high score list
>still enjoyed starfox and house of the dead.
Man I miss rail shooters why does every arcade turn to flappy bird and deal or no deal.
>>335035907
yeah and sony forums are good sources for sony games info
you fucking retard
>>335037320
You can almost, it plays like 64.
Holding a button turns on motion controls, making it only necessary if the area requires it e.g. the boss fights and the little robot thing.
>>335037170
yeah;
https://gbatemp.net/threads/the-definitive-guide-to-wii-u-hacking.396828/
>>335033505
Describe ur vagin a
the best reviews
>>335036718
>he fell for shitty miiverse b8
You've played yourself in the hardest way possible
>>335037320
Yes. It's better that way. No one who plays splatoon without motion controls will do well. It's a superior control scheme and the gyro is fantastic. This isn't the shitty wii-mote
>>335036860
>those pikmin figures
why can't America get shit like this
>>335037431
I've been saying for a while now that /v/ is going to be killed by Miiverse, and it seems to be already happening.
/v/ is filled with PC elitists who don't play games, only shit talk about them, while Miiverse is filled with actual gamers.
>>335037820
>This isn't the shitty wii-mote
You're right, it's worse.
>>335037753
I'll give her my best pussie game
>>335037851
>actual gamers
Haven't been there in like 2 years but the last time I visited it was just a bunch of retarded 10 year olds spamming their ridiculous smash bros requests.
>>335033505
>All of them are verified accounts who have pictures of the game.
>all of them feel like they need to justify their purchase to themselves and others
>>335036950
I hope your kidding
>>335037851
Whoa.... Miiverse truly is... the savior of video game discussions....
>>335037874
Lol, no
>>335037547
That's the other way around anon.
>>335037961
>you can't legitimately review a game if you own it
Retarded
>>335036410
shitposters trying to claim SF is dead.
>Miiverse
Opinion discarded
>>335038064
Motion controls will always be inferior to traditional ones
>>335036749
>Getting carts
>Fun
Maybe if you're a spoiled fuck who gets the electric cart thing.
>>335033505
So motion controls can be turned off?
>>335036482
>JUST FUCKING BUY IT ALREADY
>>335038131
He's not wrong. Especially when it comes to social media centered around the game and it's fanbase. It could be a steaming pile of shit and they'd still defend it.
Damn what fuck /v/, we used to make fun of places like the bioware forums for this kind of shit, now we listen to miiverse and their obvious bias? Fuck
>>335038195
I like this Sean guy.
>>335038148
No. Gyro controls are objectively more accurate when done well. You can not aim as fast or as accurately in splatoon as someone with gyro. It's demonstratably faster.
You've been conditioned to have a knee jerk reaction to the term "motion controls" because of the wii and this echo chamber.
>>335037851
>/v/ is filled with PC elitists who don't play games, only shit talk about them
Gee so much for that "alliance" you had with PC users also this place isn't a hugbox if you don't like it you're free to fuck off to Miiverse and never come back
A game with motion controls (excluding pointer based controls such as mouse or wiimote) cannot have good controls. This is a fact.
>>335038318
>now we listen to miiverse and their obvious bias? Fuck
Yeah, we also listen to review sites and their obvious bias as well. Fuck.
>>335038318
>you can't review a game if you own it
Retarded
classic
>>335036874
Better than you faggots spouting a game is bad despite never playing AND going off the word of mother fucking Polygon of all fucking groups.
Get some fucking standards you pathetic faggots.
>>335038453
Mario Galaxy
>>335033505
>Hah, don't trust reviews. It truly is a game you have to play to really understand. Just buy it! All these people who bought it enjoyed it, so just buy it anon!!
>>335033505
>nintendrones defending Nintendo
Wow what a shock
>>335033505
>nintendo's own social is great at damage control for nintendo products
wooow you can't make this shit up
>>335038453
Demonstratably false
>>335038453
>He hasn't played Splatoon
Gyro aiming is great
>>335038538
The only motion control is the fucking waggle to spin attack. In fact all the gimmick motion control based levels control like ass and aren't any fun.
>>335038002
>>335037753
not to defend miiverse, but every community has its rotten apples
>>335036479
why u mad tho?
>>335038646
>game has a built in meme spouting mode
If Sony/MS did this we wouldn't hear the end of it.
>>335033817
This. Holy fuck.
Miiverse is ordinarily "stupid and to be made fun of," but is conveniently a source of gaming wisdom? I call bullshit.
>>335038403
It kills the comfort factor though.
>>335033505
>Miiverse is probably the best place online to talk about games these days
How is another echo chamber the best place to talk about games?
>>335038403
It's still shit controls, as in a shooter anything without mouse+kb controls has shit controls. Of course using the sticks to aim is the shittiest form of control for shooters but gyro is not a whole lot better and cannot be considered good controls.
>>335036749
>>335038169
I used to do this all the time at Walmart even though I was a cashier.
Best way to do it is with the carts backwards, they're easier to control that way and I've been able to do up to about 8 carts at a time more or less without ever using the pushing machine.
>>335036708
When has anyone ever used the word "bucks" to mean euros? Haven't you people come up with your own slang?
>>335036708
Oh shit, guys he's fucking brain-dead.
>>335036410
I want this to be reposted everyday, wouldn't that be epic family?
>>335035907
If even a child can fucking get the controls, this is fucking hilarious.
>>335039214
hes trying, I saw this pasta yesterday
>>335033505
Honest question, what's so bad about the controls? Isn't it gyro? I thought Splatoon proved that gyro aiming was better than sticks.
>>335039752
They arent like the N64 version, however it sucks that the game is almost exactly like the N64 version.
>>335033505
Citing your mom as a credible source on how great you are holds more weight than this.
>>335039752
There's nothing bad about them, no. It really does seem to be a case of git gud.
Some Japanese guy I've spoken too on Miiverse about it specifically said the controls aren't that different from Splatoon's.
>>335039752
They're terrible
Some guy I've spoken to said so
>>335033505
>having to rely on nine year olds to defend your shitty game
Jesus Christ, can you Nintendorks be more pathetic?
>>335035661
>>335035331
>>335033817
>>335033624
>>335033620
At least half of these have to be samefag
>>335039752
people used to splatoon dont complain but those who arent will.
is learning an entirely different schema again.
is like using the n64 controler for the first time again
>>335033620
>>335033624
>>335035331
OP has a point, if people who have actual hands on time with the game are enjoying it, then they are a good source.
How was the reception to Adventures, Command and Assault?
Were the people actually playing the game expressing disappointment? Or were they being "nintendrones"?
>>335036918
Where are the reports of it running awful?
Literally the only thing I've seen is that one part of the Digital Foundry video, and even they said it ran well the majority of the time.
>>335040093
> accusing others of underage on /v/
Most of you faggots are teenagers.
Post Miiverse lewds
>>335040571
>Most of you faggots are teenagers.
Projecting won't get you nowhere famicom
>>335040138
>if lots of people disagree with me then it must be samefagging
Epic
>>335033505
video games are all terrible
>>335040582
>>335040810
But it's true.
>>335040138
>STOP BEING MEAN TO NINTENDO!!!
>SAMEFAG! SAMEFAG!
Fuck off back to miiverse, that's clearly where you belong.
>>335033505
Whelp, kinda surprised to see my post here while browsing.
>>335041246
Hows the game senpai?
>>335040905
>>335041192
i dont care if people are mean to nintendo im just pointing out that a lot of these responses sound like one person who doesnt like nintendo
>>335041304
which is most likely the case
>>335041246
Your username is faggoty as hell.
>>335033505
You know what would be even more persuasive than a post from someone who already has it? A fucking demo.
>>335036902
>Splatoon
>fps
Piratefags confirmed retarded.
>>335041443
You entitled demofags are the worst
>>335033612
>Implying shopping carts aren't the pinnacle of mobility
eventually you realize most of /v/ is around 20 years old and gradually growing away from games but just continue shitposting here purely out of habit. even if they leave in a few years there'll be another wave of kids in the same position shitposting in their place.
>>335041747
This
>>335033612
>Playing Besiege back before I ran out of ideas
>Small trolley wheels get added
>Make what is essentially a flatbed cart with steam thrusters on the back and rotors for steering
>Plaster with weaponry
>Become Medieval Takumi
You have no concept of dorifto
>>335041304
Pretty good actually. Up to Titania right now. with the exception of the gyrowing level (it's slow as fuck compared to the rest) all the levels up to now have been fun to play. You only rarely have to reset the gyro, and the "hold zr mode" makes it almost exactly like the old games, with the exception being when charging shots.
>>335041440
Eh, whatever you think man.
>>335038983
Do you want to be the person to try and convince console companies to develop KB+M for their platforms? Because as soon as that happens, a massive wave of butthurt will occur from the controller users in MP shooters who suddenly are completely destroyed by half of the people they were on equal terms with originally, and you know the companies won't want that.
I think people who can't adjust well to gyro controls really don't play video games that much.
I tried to get my buddy who doesn't game much to play Splatoon but he just couldn't comprehend the gyro aiming.
>>335038528
>Get some fucking standards you pathetic faggots.
>says while defending this shit
el oh el
>>335037213
He sort of has a point, the 7 billion humans is waaaaay over exaggerated. There's maybe like 1 billion humans
>>335039223
Didn't the same thing happen with Splatoon?
I could swear one or two reviewers insisted that disabling the gyro controls was the only way to play the game.
>>335042868
And earth is 10k years old
>>335042934
>I could swear one or two reviewers insisted that disabling the gyro controls was the only way to play the game
why are they talking in absolutes?
I mean, sure maybe he cant play using Gyro, but that doesnt mean other people cant and or can probably play better using Gyro, why must he pan that control scheme so hard.
>>335033505
Are the dumbass gyro controls mandatory, also some anon posted a big greentext about how all the bosses are piss easy and the action is constantly broken up by turning into a dumbass walker mech or something about a stealth helicopter hacking section
>>335041747
That's kind of sad.
I would feel bad for them if they weren't so obnoxious.
