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>The game has soul
>The game feels soulless

Literally what the fuck does that mean? What the hell defines a game having "soul"? Why should the game be deducted for the reviewer's pretentious perception of a mass produced or digital product having a "soul"?
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>he never played Kingdoms of Amalur Reckoning
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"Soul" is the Nintendo handicap reviewers give to justify their high, bought rating.
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>>335002096
>The game feels soulless

Translation:
I have nostalgia glasses firmly strapped to my face. No games made in the present will ever astonish me because they will always be compared to the games I grew up with. If you listen to me long enough, you will hate every second you spend playing video games.
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>>335002096
Most likely meaning the game is very polished and has a lot of attention to detail, ending up greater than the sum of its parts.
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>>335002096
>artificial difficulty
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>>335002317
>Nintendo handicap

That's why the catalog is currently being clogged up with threads lauding the high review scores of Nintendo's latest game, right?

Take the tinfoil hat off. You can breathe easier that way.
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>>335002317
>>335002347
>>335002494
Oh, so this is a nintendo circlejerk cry babies thread? Sorry I thought it was a normal thread
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every Dark Souls review
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>>335002096
>The game feels soulless
>Literally what the fuck does that mean?

play thiefourf
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>>335002585
How on Earth did you get "Nintendo circlejerk" out of those?

No, wait, on second thought, I don't even wanna know.
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>>335002585
what are you even talking about
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>>335002096
everything they say is fucking stupid

stop watching game reviewers, stop watching let's plays, stop reading game reviews and make your own goddamn decisions. stop giving manchildren attention replace all the whining with hobbyist channels like CGR and World of Longplays

if you hate faggots so much then ignore them and maybe they will go away, it's like nobody understands this at all
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>>335002096


As I understand it, a game feeling soulless is how you could describe an objectively "fine" game that just doesn't hold any interest, the developer hit all the marks from a technology standpoint but yet the game leaves zero impression and there's nothing particularly memorable about it.

Generally I actually have this issue with some Ubisoft games.

A game having soul is a game that somehow is incredibly memorable and engaging and interesting despite whatever flaws it has.

Deadly Premonition would be a good example, the game is fucking garbage, but people adore that game despite the fact it's an utter mess.

If you wanted to simplify it, it's whether a game has a personality, a definable vision of sorts or not regardless of the technical aspects good or bad.

At least that's what I assume people mean, games aren't the only things people aoply that phrasing to, it helps articulate a feeling that is sometimes hard for people to put into words.
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>>335002790
>>335002824
>nintendo game gets a good review
>"yey look at this rating"

>nintendo game gets a bad or mediocre review
>"reviews are bad don't listen to them"
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>>335002096
All games are product. Soul is shorthand for a reviewer saying "despite the fact that most games are pre-digested turd kernels forced down our throats with the bonus of access and avoiding actual work, I actually enjoyed playing this and for whatever reason I feel the devs enjoyed making it. How often does that happen?"

And then they reveal that this idea is just more paid hype by attaching it to anything by Bethesda or EA
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>>335003187
I wasn't talking about your game anon, don't be so paranoid
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>>335003187
the thread is about dumb things reviewers say

you can stop projecting now
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>>335003403
>>335003523

t. nintendo buttblasted baby
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>>335003575
t. clueless retard
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>>335002096
>game feels soulless
Don't buy into reviewers or that bs but when I describe games to my friends and say that I generally mean that I feel like there was no effort put into the game like some quick cash grab.
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>too video gamey
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>>335003575
apply yourself
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>>335003639
>>335003909
But do you at least agree that the new Star Fox is shit?
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>>335002494
Literally this. The same expression is used often when talking about music as well and I take it to mean the same thing there.
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>>335003875
holy shit who writes this
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>>335003936
No because I'm not letting some nobody tell me that I shouldn't like a game instead of me making my own verdict
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>>335003936
What does New Star Fox have to do with you being a cock gobbling faggot to everyone you come across?

like nigger, could you suck less retard dick?
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