MR. ZURKON GRANTS YOU 5 SECONDS OF MERCY TO NAME A GREATER WEAPON THAN HE.
BATTLE STRATEGY:YOU CANNOT, PITIFUL HUMAN.
>>334984650
giga nigga
Kilonoids :^)
Stupid meme weapon
>>334984731
MR. ZURKON THRIVES ON PRIMAL SCREAMS OF PAIN FROM THE ABBOS.
>>334984943
You're a meme.
>>334984650
>mfw found out Mr Zurkon is voiced by the same guy who voiced Hotel Mario's Mario
>>334984874
MR. ZURKON RECKONS YOUR LOWER INTELLIGENCE VALUES GC OVER UYA.
>>334984943
YOUR MEMES DO NOT BLAZE LIKE THE DANKNESS OF MR. ZURKON'S GUNS.
Sorry Mr. Zurkon, Rift Ripper is and forever will be my jam.
if they have to keep using him, would it kill them to give him some new lines already?
>>334984650
>Mr.Zurkon in A Crack in Time
>>334985515
MR. ZURKON WOULD SHIT UPON YOUR PATHETIC OPINION IF HE POSSESSED BOWELS.
>>334985725
YOU CANNOT IMPROVE UPON MR. ZURKON'S PERFECTION, WATERBAG.
Pusle Rifle >Zurkon
I dunno man that one gun that shot out a billion flying discs was loads more effective than anything that wasnt a ryno
>>334986626
Buzz blades?
Zurkon is smalltime. Take a look at this beauty.
Go ahead, name one weapon that is better than this.
>>334986920
This
>>334987638
What's wrech is that?
>>334987748
One of the wrenchs from Size Matters
>>334987748
>>334984650
Cerebral Bore
>>334984650
Groovitron
>>334984943
Zurkon isn't a meme AnonYet
>>334988163
/thread
>>334984650
Rance's Hyper Weapon can destroy Mr. Zurkon in a minute
I have you beat, mr zurkon.
Baneposting, it's strong enough to warp reality.
>>334989165
Nah you don't silly anon. Wrench is best weapon faggot
>>334989529
we can agree, though, that both the RYNO V and the wrench are superior to mr zurkon, right?
>>334989627
Only if you're correct in which of these wrenchs is the best
>>334989984
original wrench is best.
only wrench where it's actually worth using once you get a bunch more weapons.
>>334990094
Alright you've picked the correct option my good sir. I agree with you about both weapons being superior to mr zurkon
