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>people keep harping on about multiplayer
holy FUCK that's NOT what the game is about when will you idiots get that through your fucking skulls? it's about an experience where you can do literally anything your mind wants
it's about the journey not the destination, look up the dev interviews ffs
Fuck multiplayer. Just what I wanted: /v/ faggots and underage shitting up the game with memes and faggotry. Singleplayer will always be superior. I don't need social bullshit in my games.
>>334976434
Why do you keep doing this to yourself?
>>334976434
You can do anything you want to do, as long as what you want to do is fly around exploring for no fucking reason.
literally this generation's spore
woah...thats almost as many endings as Fallout 3
>>334976434
>literally anything
Can I rape spacedinos and keep them in my rape-dungeon?
>you can do literally anything your mind wants
Can I fuck your mom in this game, Op?
>>334977068
>tfw you run across a planet that someone else already explored and everything is named in memes.....and every other planet you visit has been memed to death
You can't escape it.
>>334976434
If I wanted to play a Multiplayer Space game I'd go play Elite, EVE or Star Citizen.
I would love to play this just for the exploring and all that shit
it's going to be as pointless and disappointing as starbound
>>334978823
who is this blue hatted refugee I keep seeing everywhere?
>>334978796
Except spore was actually a fun casual experience, even if it was a letdown.
No Man's Sky is going to be full disaster.
>>334978927
>>334978946
ANYTHING
>>334976805
what is your point OP?
>>334979080
I will venture to find a planet with a good game,
>>334979175
You can't do that. The Robot Alium Planet Police won't let you.
>>334979175
>You can name you planets and anything on it.
Can't wait to see 4chantopia filled with memes, pol. hitler and more.
>>334979063
they are equal as it stands, No Man Sky has not been released, and that is when Spore was actually found to be a giant trap.
I would Say No Man's Sky could get up to the JUST levels of Maxis when they dropped spore down that 11 flights of stairs and picked up like normal.
But really Spore was the master Flop, The whale to drown men's dreams.
I think it's pretty great though. Last good game I ever played was the guitar.
>>334976434
>you can do literally anything your mind wants
Can I make anime real?
>>334979080
Can I stop Britain from staying in the EU?
>>334976434
>it's about an experience where you can do literally anything your mind wants
Hahahaha, what the fuck?
Have I been transported back in time to the release of the first open-world game, back when people were actually this delusional?
You can do "literally anything" that was programmed into the game as a thing for players to do.
>>334979063
honestly, divorced from the hype and expectations, my only major complaint about Spore was that there was no option to jump out of your spaceship and beat up those giant things that were too big for you to tackle as a caveman
>you can do literally anything
But can I climb that mountain, Todd?
>>334976434
wow it's shit any way you slice it so fuck off
If you're paying $60 for an indie game you need to die anyway
have fun exploring nothing, where one meaningless block of pixels is a slightly different hue from the other block of pixels
I'll make a holocaust planet, find my favorite race and start killing everything else.
>>334979049
H3h3
Based Youtuber
Always makes amazing vids
BILLIONS OF YEARS
WOW
>>334979480
Yeah.
Vote for Yes on the exit poll.
Fucking dickhead m8
>>334976434
>it's about an experience where you can do literally anything your mind wants
So can i then play it multiplayer with friends?
Or is this a lonely game?
>>334979625
Then as soon as you leave everything is reset and your holocaust was meaningless
>>334976434
theres no journey and you can literally do nothing
>YOU CAN DO ANYTHIIIIIIING
Every fucking time.
>>334976434
>5 billion years
>Minecraft will take trillions of years to explore because of every new seed
This is how retarded these fucks are. Goddamn I'm mad.
Can I explore planets with different coloured trees?
>no multiplayer
>>334979690
>>334979825
ABSOLUTELY!
>>334979825
YES!
>>334979825
You can also find plates with slightly moved rocks and slightly more or less polygons.
>>334976434
>HUGE NUMBERS AAAAAAAH!
It's cool that they've managed to make a generator that produces playable, supposedly interesting dynamic environments.
But the fact that all of the articles about the game seem to praise nothing other than that - and that they keep trying to trumpet procedural generation in and of itself as some legendary feat - is very worrying.
>>334979861
Dude, that's not what the game is about. Trust me, you don't want multiplayer.
You think you do, but you don't.
>>334979953
Oh, but I fucking do.
>>334979863
Why would you want to stay in the EU faggot.
Give those refugees the shaft to the ones trying to get in UK.
>>334979990
Mhmmm
>>334976434
coming soon in 3d
>>334979953
Co-operative or dicking-around multiplayer could augment the experience significantly.
would you rather have 5Billion levels that were devolved in 2~ years or 2 levels that took 5billion years to make?
>>334980045
I'd throw money at that.
But that's not what this is at all.
>>334976434
Can I create Rimmerworld?
>>334980045
THAT'S GREAT.
WHEN IS CHUCKLEFUCK GOING TO WORK ON THE ACTUAL GAME?
It's the ultimate walking simulator.
>>334979661
You mean, literal walking reddit hypocrite?
>>334980086
>2 levels that took 5billion years to make
>>334976434
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ZOMG
>>334980086
I'd be dead in the latter so I'll have the first one m8
stop shilling this shitty game no one gives a fuck
>>334980092
>I'd throw money at that.
Wow, it's like you get off on disappointment.
>>334976434
>it's about an experience where you can do literally anything your mind wants
>you can do literally anythingI bet you your mum that I won't be able to play as a loli space whore.FUCK YOU!
>>334976434
>you can do literally anything your mind wants
can I be a sucker who bought a shit overhyped game in this game?
>>334980274
YES!
>>334979661
>Based Youtuber
his videos are cringe tier nowadays
>>334980274
ANYTHING
>>334978927
>You see that spacedino? You can rape it!
If you just want to explore planets, how is No Man's Sky better than Space Engine?
>>334976434
>Game will take <Wildly hypothetical mathematical technicality that seems large by comparison to the mundane> to play/beat/see
>Skyrim will have infinite quests, you can play forever
Why do they do this?
Are normals really dumb enough to be dumbfounded by big abstract numbers?
Where did this "you can do anything" meme come from? Did the devs or marketing every actually say that?
Pretty sure this is basically a feedback loop of shitposting.
>>334976434
SEE THAT
>>334980203
WELL YOU'RE IN LUCK
>>334980086
>earth is pretty old and too very long to make
>can barely make it to the moon alive if lucky
>litterally stuck on the first level
Life game is harder than Dark Souls
I get the feeling that the only threads we're gonna have about this pile of shit after release are screenshot threads.
That's how fucking shallow it is.
>>334980401
Yeah, everyone who's a "gamer" on kikebook is raving over this garbage
>>334980408
No it's just that you're new.
>>334980382
theres animals and weapons npcs and shit on the planets, what other game has all of those plus no loading times? Not shilling just wondering
>>334980408
Because people fall for it. And there really aren't any consequences for lying either.
Make up some grandiose shit so you can make more sales. Everybody catches on and are angry for a bit until the next thing comes along.
Rinse and repeat.
>>334976434
>it's about an experience where you can do literally anything your mind wants
Be honest OP, you created this thread just to shit on the game. No one anticipating the game actually thinks that.
Just falseflag my shit up senpai
>>334979661
\//\
>>334976434
>it's about an experience where you can do literally anything your mind wants
Except play it with your friends, which is clearly a thing that comes to many peoples mind.
So you can't literally do anything your mind wants.
>>334976434
procedural generation has a flaw. sure it may produce a large amount of orders, but they will always be limited by the amount of seeds. it won't take very long for a regular player to see these seeds (like structures, weather, etc). the whole point of exploration in space is to find intelligent life, so unless there's other civilizations to find or other players, it's going to get boring very fast.
not to mention the bullshit with the psychic anti fun police robots. if we can do anything, then why the fuck can i not turn a mineral rich planet into a desolate wasteland so i can line my pockets with whatever shit they call money?
>>334976434
>it's about the journey not the destination
Yes like every game you fucktard.
>>334980542
>>334980567
I'm specifically asking where someone affiliated with the game said "you can do anything". From what I've seen they've basically been the opposite, only confirming a few features at a time.
>>334976434
>yeah there's multiplayer
>totally going to be multiplayer
>there's multiplayer, but the universe is soo big you'll probably never see anyone!
>yes multiplayer, but bighuge universe means you probably won't see anyone
>actually there's no multiplayer
>WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT NO MULTIPLAYER IT'S NOT WHAT THE GAMES ABOUT WE NEVER SAID MULTIPLAYER REEEEEEEE
>>334980401
It's a marketing ploy. A very common one at that.
Just like how Borderlands 2 boasted 2 gorillion guns. It just sounds impressive to anyone who doesn't have the brain capacity to comprehend combination theory.
>randomly generated anything
>fun to explore
how about no?
randomly generated shit is always shit
>>334980713
>if we can do anything, then why the fuck can i not turn a mineral rich planet into a desolate wasteland so i can line my pockets with whatever shit they call money?
You can, you'll just have to fight the space cops if they're around that planet.
Wont be spending 60 buckaroos on it, but will certainly give it a go later.
>that GTA wanted system
>>334980647
The game wouldn't be much better with working multiplayer, though. It's shallow. The only remarkable feature of the game is the size of the galaxy due to procedural generation which is what the devs have been focusing their hype on.
LITERALLY
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T_____T
H_______H
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>>334980968
>want to explore the planet
>can't because fuck you pew pew pew
>>334981104
Hol up
>>334981137
They won't stop you from exploring anon.
>>334980746
No, you are literally new.
"You can do anything" caught on about 4 years ago where it was quoted from Peter Molyneux around the launch of Fable 3. Although he's been known spouting gold like that since the first Fable.
>>334981172
>"You can do anything" caught on about 4 years ago where it was quoted from Peter Molyneux around the launch of Fable 3.
It really caught on much earlier than that, with the hype of the first Fable.
>>334981172
Right, yeah, but why is it being applied to this game.
>>334980547
But the environments of Space Engine don't look like dogshit and it's free.
>>334980086
Hahaha
>>334980862
which brings us back to the bullshit system in the first place. if i'm exploring unexplored planets, then why does it have robot police around it? also, how the hell do they even know how much i'm mining? third, why the hell are they even there in the first place?
it makes sense to have cops in GTA, cause actual crimes get committed. the problem was those fuckers had ESP and knew the exact second you did anything, anywhere. hell even just standing around caused them to appear, because random civilians don't like you.
so all i'm seeing is this is an even shittier version of that. how is that good?
>>334980856
Procedurally generated worlds can be interesting. But the emphasis is on "can." If you rely on nothing but randomness, then you're going to have a lot of boring places with a few interesting occurrences here and there.
Like Minecraft's seeded worlds. Usually, it was just hills and canyons, plains and mountains, but every once in awhile you'd get these incredibly complex places to explore.
I do not expect this from No Man's Sky.
>>334979661
>amazing
>based
Well, you're a faggot.
>>334980647
Dude, you don't understand.
You can do LITERALLY anything your mind wants.
But that would include other people in multiplayer as well, potentially resulting in a catastrophic conflict in the space/time continuum, sundering reality as we know it.
>>334981253
Retards that don't know any better. The devs have never said you can do fucking anything.
this game isn't gonna be what most people think it's gonna be
>>334981256
why respond if your just gonna move goalposts, idc if its free or they look better in your opinion
>>334980628
I'm on a mission to find the fattest vape
Any ideas?
I don't think people would feel that differently about it if it had multiplayer. That would get old eventually too.
>>334981289
>if i'm exploring unexplored planets, then why does it have robot police around it?
It's unexplored by the human race, not space aliens, and not every planet or system will have space cop presence.
>>334981250
That's what I said.
>Although he's been known to spouting gold like that since the first Fable.
Read, nigger.
>>334981253
Because it's a fucking meme you dip.
But for real, it's synonymous to games where the devs are essentially hacks who would rather spend their time fueling the hypetrain rather than actually spend time developing meaningful features and content into their games.
>>334980856
>randomly generated shit is always shit
I liked diablo 2 and play 4x games all the time. There is plenty of good procedural content.
>>334981464
omg, anon. You're the first person to say so.
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR UNIQUE OPINION.
>>334981429
People say it in jest. It's representative of games that are shallow and lacking in meaningful features so the PR team involved with the developer throw around grandiose numbers and figures to fuel the hypetrain and hopefully fuel their sales in the process.
>>334981552
>That's what I said.
No, what you said was
>"You can do anything" caught on about 4 years ago where it was quoted from Peter Molyneux around the launch of Fable 3.
Read nigger.
>>334981531
last i checked, every planet was going to have those cops to prevent players from doing exactly as i said.
unless this was changed at some point?
It'll be just like Skyrim.
As big as an ocean but as shallow as a puddle.
>>334981573
thanks for the (you) it really helps me out
Can I punch God in the dick?
>>334976434
Sounds a lot like Spore's space stage.
Technically infinite possibilities, but after a few hours you've pretty much seen everything.
>>334981672
>every planet was going to have those cops to prevent players from doing exactly as i said.
They never said every planet would have them.
>>334981736
ANYTHING
Whoa, am I in yesterday?
>>334976434
>Literally anything!
Except play with others I guess
>>334976434
They sparked people's imaginations too hard. They are waking up to what an actual good game would be
>>334976434
what if I want to EXPLORE WITH FRIENDS?
like a co-op kind of thing
>5 billion years of the same palette-swapped planet
I can hardly contain my excitement
>>334981795
nigga, this has been going on since way before yesterday.
>>334976434
No Man's Sky?
More like Poor Man's Mass Effect amirite? :^)
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>>334981736
You see that planet Anon?
You can explore it.
>>334981857
>no mass sky
HAHAHAHA
>>334981552
>who would rather spend their time fueling the hypetrain
they don't even want to be on the hypetrain though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWhSdSAm7To
>>334981883
Only you can actually do that in the game. How's it feel to be one upped by a shitty game like this Todd?
>>334981838
This same exact post? Shits gay nigga.
>>334981928
that doesn't even make sense, idiot.
>>334981663
"Caught on" means it was popularized at that time. It doesn't that's when it originated.
Also it wouldn't have "caught on" back in 2004 anyway because /v/ didn't exist back then.
Fable was only talked about back when the PC version Fable Anniversary came out and they let you have the option of being the patron and later owner of a PC-exclusive brothel. This would have been around 2007.
>>334979661
>Wanted to form a gang of space pirates with other players and roam the stars raiding, pillaging, and looting to our hearts content
>Now I cant because no multiplayer
Shit/10 don't waste my fucking time
>>334979382
No, but there unstumpable Trump will do that
>>334981928
Made me chuckle
What if my mind wants to play multiplayer? The dev has failed in it's vision.
>>334981948
Then they probably shouldn't be charging 60 doll hairs
So what do you actually do in this game that can be considered fun?
Is the whole game just going to different planets and thinking 'oooh pretty trees'
>>334976434
Yeah and I want to share that journey and experiences with a friend, like nigga all I want is two player co-op
>>334981948
That's PR in a nutshell numbnuts. You don't go one way or another. Give enough for the retards to fuel the hypetrain on their own and release enough information to temper their expectations so you have room to backpedal if shit starts going bad.
>>334981990
>"Caught on" means it was popularized at that time.
And it was popularized with the hype of the first Fable, not the third game.
>Also it wouldn't have "caught on" back in 2004 anyway because /v/ didn't exist back then.
Do you think memes didn't exist before 4chan?
>>334982094
No fun allowed
It's an "experience"
>>334980373
>>334981950
IT JUST WORKS
>>334982094
Space piracy is always fun.
>>334982085
probably not, but this isn't a molyneux situation, this is a small team in over their heads
>>334981676
Actually, it's the exact opposite of skyrim.
Old TES games were procedurally generated, skyrim's world and its NPCs were designed by the developers so they wouldn't be dull and repetitive.
>>334982024
Go play EVE if you want that you cuck.
> 5 billion years
:^) k
>>334982170
>Do you think memes didn't exist before 4chan?
This shit certainly didn't fly with SA or YTMND. And you're wrong, it didn't get popularized with the first Fable. The quote that people drew from Molyneux from an interview about Fable II at an E3. So we were both wrong.
>>334982262
Damn, they failed hard then.
>>334982452
Take that back you fuck.
>could have been the greatest space game ever created
>decided to release right now when it's just lonely exploration and some mining
Even if it only added actual multiplayer it would have been 1000 times more interesting.
>>334976434
>anything your mind wants
I want to hunt down peaceful, unarmed faggots and gank the shit out of them and run away before their buddies show up
I want vanilla STV on a galactic scale
>>334976434
DAILY REMINDER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-uMFHoF8VA
>15:18
>Now that I've flown away from that planet, everything that we just saw is thrown away
>>334982541
I'm sorry Todd, but it's hard to tell them all apart since they share all of 5, maybe 6 voice actors between themselves.
>>334982239
Except there is no trade to disrupt. The idea is that all of the planets you visit have never been colonized or set foot upon.
If you want to be a space pirate, there are games that lets you do that.
>>334976434
>where you can do literally anything your mind wants
Okay, my mind wants to play multiplayer with people.
>>334982541
Hey Todd...I pirated Fallout 4
>>334982678
>Except there is no trade to disrupt.
There is trade. There are alien civilizations and factions you can interact with. They attack trade convoys in several of the gameplay videos they've released.
>>334982678
Minecraft is the same fucking thing, and it has more depth than your Space Odyssey fantasy
>>334982601
DAILY REMINDER
http://www.gamezone.com/originals/latest-no-man-s-sky-demo-answers-one-question-creates-ten-more-jwmx
>“Changes the player makes are saved locally,” Murray explained. “So if you start destructing the terrain, that’s saved on your own machine. And if you try and make -- what we would consider -- really significant [changes], some of those [changes] are stored on the server, along with the discoveries that you make. But in general, a lot of what you’re doing is considered insignificant. If you kill a creature, we scratch that, we save that that’s happened, but we don’t feel the need to like, kill that creature for everybody.”
>“Changes the player makes are saved locally,” Murray explained. “So if you start destructing the terrain, that’s saved on your own machine.
>>334976434
> Go to an empty planet
> Do nothing except "explore"
> Repeat
> Fun
>>334982678
What about Space Conquistadoring?
Can I gather a crew of miscreants and go find a nation of savages to conquer and civilize?
>>334982823
>your Space Odyssey fantasy
What game is that. I was talking about Star Sector and Freelancer.
>>334976434
>you can do literally anything your mind wants
Are there waifus?
>>334982765
Tracking your IP now.I'm coming for you fuckboy.
>>334982836
weeeee
>>334976434
The dev has said for years there would be multiplayer. Don't be a cunt when people are pissed there is a missing feature in one of the most hyped games of all fucking time.
>>334982836
>know nothing about the game's content
>act like I do
>shitpost
>repeat
>>334982897
Not unless you plan to conquer planets by yourself.
From gameplay footage this game really looks to be a fairly solo affair. No posse. No nothing.
But a space conquistador game sounds rad. I want to conquer and enslave ayylmaos.Did you know that what you're describing was almost going to be the plot for XCOM 2? Where humans take the fight to the aliens and colonize their world. You almost had the chance to enslave snaek waifs
>>334982998
gl im behind 20 chinese proxies
>>334976434
> it's about an experience where you can do literally anything your mind wants
>no mp
well i cant go around the universe ripping off the dicks of other players to build a dick ship.
FUCKING DROPPED
>>334976434
Yeah, and it takes even longer to explore everything on a Minecraft map.
5billion years of horseshit isn't an accomplishment.
>>334976434
>it's about an experience where you can do literally anything your mind wants
What if my mind wants multiplayer?
Time to have you BTFO OP
Skip to the 4 minute mark and notice how the kike jew sweats up trying to dodge questions regarding multiplayer that are repeatedly thrown at him.
ONE MAN'S BLUNDER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ORFgfhj_hM
>>334986967
No multiplayer... but OP said we can do LITERALLY anything we want.
It seems kinda silly to think that such a hyped over-blown first person shooter would lack one of the most basic features of modern gaming.
>>334986967
holy shit can he stop with this egregiously autistic "what the game is meant to be like" and just say something like "we don't really know how to make multiplayer work in a game as big as this, so we're not going to try"
>>334976434
>No Man's Sky
Why do they keep calling it this? It's real name is "3D Starbound with even less gameplay".
>>334986967
Cites Dark Souls as an example. Doesn't know that it had proper multiplayer.
DAMAGE CONTROL AT ITS FINEST.
>>334978967
YESSS, can't wait to do this. Epic memes on every planet!
>>334979574
Wow what a cynical faggot you are.
>>334987471
But he isn't wrong.
Can I find a planet of all women aliens and then train them to be my personal slut race?!!?!?!
>>334987276
That's the games title.
>>334981990
/v/ definitely existed in 2004
>>334979661
more like hypocritical redditor who takes his "job" as a youtuber as something serious.
>>334987276
More like No Contents Sky amiright?
So can anyone please tell me what I can actually do in this game?
>You can go anywhere!
Yeah and do what?
Is it like Minecraft but on a billion planets? Can I play with my friends?
>>334988690
you can't play with your friends sorry anon
>>334989152
Why? Why can't you just teleport to your friends or something?
>>334989420
Because that would be fun.
>>334989709
But they had players together in the gameplay trailer. Are you fibbing?
>>334976434
>where you can do literally anything your mind wants
that is 'literally' impossible. I can't be a space lawyer. I can't be as tall as the dinosaurs. I can't terraform planets. Stop fucking shilling this shell of a game.
>>334989786
they did not
>>334976434
If this game even gets 1/30th of Minecraft's sales I will buckle down and buy /v/ 30 copies of this shit "game" a week after launch
>>334989998
But there was loads of space ships beside each other.
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
>>334976434
It would take 5 billion years to find someone who could stomach such empty lacking content long enough to discover more than 50 planets.
People honest to god think that planets will be unique. They simply don't understand how games are made or designed, let alone the problem with procedural generation. There will be repeated anomalies and other things to make it not seem as varied while also just being a different paintjob each time. I doubt they'd have more than MAYBE 40 animals and i'm being generous. The only way to successfully create endless content is if you let players make the content for you, even then it has flaws. Jesus christ these people are the worst, most gullible and pathetic sheep lorded over by marketers.
I can't wait for the game to suddenly disapear off the radar after the first month like evolve. Fuck these developers, they need to be shot. The only thing that could redeem it is an X like space gameplay in terms of questing and economy.
>>334990109
right, ai ships
>>334990251
That's shitty
>>334990479
shouldn't have made assumtions
>>334976434
>people keep harping on about making the game good
holy FUCK that's NOT what the game is about when will you idiots get that through your fucking skulls? it's about an experience where you can do literally anything your mind wants besides have fun.it's this thread again. kill yourself op
A near infinite world means fucking shit. Look at minecraft. Infdev literally ruined the game.
>>334976434
Why is it such a bad thing to want to explore the universe with your friends?
I don't understand how the robot space police are supposed to work in a survival game. It sounds like they work like the cops in GTA, where fighting the police leads to escalating responses where eventually you get overwhelmed and killed. But in a survival game, it will absolutely never be beneficial to engage the police because you will inevitably die.
So can you fight them off, or what?
>>334990552
I'm SOOOOO sorry you faggot, maybe you'll get a job and stop caring so much about being right on a video game image board.
>>334976434
>it's about an experience where you can do literally anything your mind wants
Can I build an entire civilization?
>>334990884
definitely a reasonable response
>>334976434
>anything your mind wants
Except you can't
This fucking dev is worse than Gearbox's "gorillion guns".
Can I build a trade city, have other players visit it or set up their own shops and run a back door pirate ring to rob traders and resell their goods?
Can I build a space station?
>>334976434
When we get a game that actually let's us do anything, there will be no need to make another game ever.
>>334990884
Whoa, where did that come from?
Can I AEIOU?
We're not gonna be able to explore the oceans are we?
There aren't even any land vehicles so we need to traverse everywhere on foot.
>>334993450
ocean diving is 100% confirmed since like the first trailer
>>334978967
>>334987350
Is there any way to report useless meme planets and ban whoever shitposted them into existence?
>>334993558
But... I'm scared of the deep depths of sea.
Fighting Alien Cthulu
>Nope
>>334979661
Turned to shit as soon as he blew up. Now he's trying too hard to become a living meme that he talks so much about.
Original Israel videos were funnier.
>>334976434
>no mans sky will take 5 billion years to fully explore
why does this sound so much like a threat?
This game sounds like the biggest waste of time ever desu
>>334976434
>do literally anything your mind wants
Except play with your friends oh and pretty much anything else since its an empty world with nothing to do. Sounds like a boring journey.
>>334976434
>5 billion years to fully explore
oh no
fuck off
I've seen this before
Elite Dangerous was as disappointing as SPORE
Big =! good
>>334994305
Spore meme
Can i attack savage ayylmao villages and crucify them and bone the sexy ones?
Tbh ill probably just get stellaris, paradox are gonna cuck me with dlc but at least it will actually have dlc.
>>334976434
>where you can do literally anything your mind wants
Can I play with other people?
>>334994414
Not even a meme
I was as disappointed after playing ED as I was after playing SPORE
>>334976434
>billions of years to explore everything
>it will only take half a day to notice the similarities on the procedural worlds and creatures
>>334978967
>some faggot codes a bot that runs 10,000 versions of the game simultaneously
>the purpose is to name everything "redacted" or "penis" or some shit
>>334976434
Honestly I just hope there is a co-op mode, local or online, and more than 2 people can get in a ship at a time
>>334994451
*content
Im a raetard
>>334994608
>b-but this pixel is different on this rock on this planet
>>334994493
This is bullshit. At least spore is a more fun and enjoyable game to play that ED.
>>334994608
this is why I hate template based shit.
They shouldn't have had creature "templates" or "types" (they have around 100-200 of them) they should have just made it entirely procedural, like a procedural Version of SPORE
>>334991410
I don't think there is base building or flying ships bigger than a house
The dev was all like "muh exploration" and "you can't explore if you settle"
>>334991410
>can i....
no. if it sounds fun the answer is no. you can only do """""""comfy""""""" things.
>>334976434
>Exploring a vast and empty cosmos
>By myself
Yeah, nah. If the game doesn't have multiplayer I'm definitely going to pirate it. The only reason I partly enjoyed Starbound was because I could play with my friends, and that arguably has a lot of what this game seems to be advertising, if in a much more simple format. The experience stops being "unique" two hours in. And unless they have some ungodly padding keeping you from leaving or reaching planets for some obscene amount of time, it's going to happen in No Man's Sky as well. The scope is too big to not have been stretched too thin.
>>334982541
>>334981883
i Miss Toddposting
>>334987997
I don't know who the guy is, but why wouldn't you take your job serious?
![16777216colors[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/suuIewD.png "16777216colors[1].png")
No Man's Sky is like this: you can have 16,777,216 different colours on your screen, but a bunch of greens are all green and a bunch of reds are all red.
>>334995896
What's ironic is that there are more planets than possible colors in no man's hype, so you're bound to have plenty of planets with exactly the same color scheme.
Literally walk anywhere you want!
So, you just walk around and examine a randomly generated planet? I'm sure that while you can't explore every planet quickly, you WILL see every creature quickly. After you see every creature, what's the appeal in this?
>>334976434
>do literally anything
So I can become mega Hitler and rape all the jews into extinction? specifically the jews?
>>334995842
nigger he means the nature of the job itself isn't serious. It's shit tier comedy that's easily reproduced and he's acting like its a job that would take integrity.
>>334979661
He's trying too hard and I think he's starting to hate his wife.
>>334998934
Why isn't it serious? Comedy acts themselves may not appear serious, but as a job it is. You still have to work very hard to produce your shit that people will watch.
>anti-fun robots
>stuff is named by people online
>instagram filter
I want a space exploration game with fauna and shit, but these things put me off
>>334999528
Meme comedy isnt comedy that work gets put into in any sort of serious fashion. Its more based around an idea of whats silly to some children and then picked up by the adults who watch them that go there for a sense of community in their already decaying lives. Look at the above picture of h3h3 for a good example of how meme humor is poor humor at lest in terms of what is invested and shit often in its execution since all you have to do is make something look silly.
>>334999740
>Meme comedy isnt comedy that work gets put into in any sort of serious fashion.
How do you know how much effort and time others put into their work?
