the french tell it like it is
>>334947380
>big challenge for the 100%
Gamekult ?
WiiU has no potato
>>334947380
>no potato
wut o_0
>>334947646
yeah
>>334947380
This is the strangest review I've ever seen
>>334947380
>No potato
As an Irishman, I'm disgusted
>>334947846
so random xD
>>334947380
Potato?
>>334947380
Ok, I can figure out what most of them mean:
Pros:
- ???
- Changes implemented to provide more varied gameplay
- 100%ing it is a big challenge
- There are some good bosses
Cons:
- Damn it's ugly
- ???
- Ending is difficult for the wrong reasons
- Short and linear
- ???
>damn it's ugly
>The Starfox Paw
>No potato
I don't understand
>>334947380
"No potato" is the litteral translation on "pas de patate", or "no punch.
>>334948018
"No potato" is the literal translation of "pas de patate".
A real translation would be "no punch".
t. french
>>334948089
"No potato" is the literal translation of "pas de patate". A real translation would be "no punch".
>>334947380
>that shit translation
Here
pos:
Starfox touch
transformation to spice up the gameplay
Big challenge if you aim to platinum it
Some well introduced boss
cons:
damn it's ugly
gameplay is tedious
End game is artificially hard
Short and straight.
No punch/impact.
>>334948123
And "The Starfox Paw" is the translation of "the Starfox touch".
Only the truest of anons will get this.
>>334948123
>The starfox Paw
Long to explain, but it means "the starfox lore/graphics".
the second lowest score of every game on metacritic is a french outlet
they hate games more than /v/
>>334947380
>The Star Fox paw
since when is Bui reviewing video games?
>no potato
What the fuck France?
>>334947380
>Star Fox paw
I knew there were a lot of paw lovers out there. Shout out to /pawgen/
>>334948298
Maybe they actually have standards.
>tfw no potato
>>334948298
What else have they scored low?
>>334948263
damn AI
original
>no Potato
Would not buy
>damn it's ugly
>no potato
>4/10
Frogs confirmed for ok by me.
Why is France always so concerned about the representation of potatoes? Get it together, Europe.
What's wrong with being short and straight? Do they prefer tall and gay?
>>334948428
lolno
http://www.metacritic.com/publication/gameblogfr?filter=games
>>334948582
http://www.gamekult.com/jeux/test-dead-or-alive-xtreme-3-SU3050519317t.html#ps4
>>334948806
>Undertale - 92
Shit taste then it is.
>WiiU will NEVER EVER have potato
>>334948806
that's gameblog. it's shit.
>>334947646
>Gamekult
they love 7s
>>334948796
>What's wrong with being short
>>334948796
>tall
>gay
Perfection
>>334948263
That was TPP right?
>>334948250
>artificially hard
Isn't this what people say when they suck at a game and never try doing different things to get past a tough section?
>>334947846
can no haz cheezburgerz witout friez %D
Well, can't say I didn't expect as much.
I was really disappointed when they never decided to pick any coherent art direction.
Smelled like the project limping in other regards as well.
>>334947380
No strawberry, no buy.
>>334947926
>>334947846
>>334947952
>>334948123
>>334948393
>>334948476
>>334948646
"xd PATATOEEEE XD so random"
no fucking kill yourself this is cringe compilation worthy shit.... not funny unless you are 12
>>334949028
Only the end game is like that though.
Looks like they weren't creative and just gave enemies more HP and be done with it.
>>334948228
I thought potato was pom de terre
Or was that tomato?
>>334949096
Yum yum! Keep biting that bait.
>>334949216
Patate or pomme de terre, you can say both.
>>334949076
>>334949096
GET TROLLE NERD PWMD
>>334949216
it's a little more familiar, it also means "energy" ("avoir la patate"), or "punch", literally and figuratively.
>>334949247
>>334949357
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''bait''''''''''''''''''''''''''
i think most of you found it actually funny just like IGN's ''Not enough water xd'
>>334947380
>no potato
DROPPED
>>334949454
What the fuck are you so pissed off about? Looks like it's time to grow up for you, baby.
>>334947380
*raise Starfox Paw*
BACK THE FUCK UP
>no potato
nothing personal, kid
>>334947380
>caring about French "journalists"
>>334948250
>platinum it
fuck off sonygger, go find one of the two dozen souls threads to post in
>>334949145
>Looks like they weren't creative
love that fucking hypocrite talks. You fucking HATE when people are creative. But when it's expected, it's "not enough".
>>334947380
>no potato
what do you mean by no patato
>>334949548
i'm pissed that kids like you get amused by low low low tier shit humor and then praise these people for these jokes like they are fucking the second coming of pewdiepie
>>334948796
It's okay for video games if they're great and have good replay value.
But /v/ spends an inordinate amount of time making fun of manlets.
>>334948250
"for the wrong reasons" is perfectly fine. "artificially hard" is memespeak. and he doesn't say "short and straight" but "short if you go straight". nice pic though
>>334948894
Why? It's a great game.
>>334949698
What
>>334948806
>gameblog
>>334949826
No one finds it funny. They are acting like that to get a rise out of you. That's why I said "bait"
>>334949615
you can buy the game and tell us how good it is
What a piece of shit. Doesn't even have potato.
>>334950000
>wasting quads on a wrong opinion
>>334949826
>what is ironic humor
XDXDXDXDXD LOL
>>334949729
No, I'm pretty sure that's what your strawman thinks.
>>334949615
>caring about video game journalists at all
>>334949615
They are journalist though. not shitty blogger whose highest life achievement was waiting a full semester before dropping out.
>>334949826
It's a bad traslation, no a joke, chill out
>Damn it's Ugly
Based.
>>334948806
gameblog is our kotaku without the sjw part
>>334950050
>>334950156
No they're not. They're also Kotaku-tier SJWs "journalists".
>>334950092
what strawman? you use "creative" like it has any meaning. But facts shows nobody like "creativity", in the end you will list a few games that use safe, expected stuff. But yuo like it so it's special, "creative" as you like to call it.
>no potato
Okay, how can we utilize this in future SF0 shitposting threads made by sonyponies?
Come on Nintenbros
Wake Up.
We lost SFZ, that very thought still fucking burns me as I write this. But Understand this, We Got Five, count with Me One (Mario and sonic) Two (Book of Unwritten tales) Three(Slain) Four (Kirby: PR) And Five (#FE) games coming.
And Guess what?
We sweep through that, and get as small of a lost as we can in Slain, We Will not only make up what we lost in SFZ, we will have cut into sonys lead.
This is war, My brothers and Sisters, and wars are not won by one battle, one moment. We will lose battles, we will lose games.... but we will win the war.
This Campaign is focused on one thing, and one thing only, Fixing Vidya. Fixing the Corrupt journalist, Fixing /v/, making the REAL games, Our Consoles. And we have to work hard for it.
GIANT BOMB and the DNC have written us of as a Insurgency. Damn Right we are an Insurgency, We are an Insurgency fighting for the future of our children, our families, our very way of life. Corporates like Goldman Sachs, and the Microsoft want to keep us down. And we are down, right now.
What matters is this.....Will we stay down, let the world Die around us, because we lost by a little bit in Star Fox Zero. We were no matter what going to lose SFZ, I wish it wasn't that way but the DNC and Gabe's foothold on the west is strong.
We Have to Stand, to give this goddamn world a fighting chance, Steam won't change Anything, Sony will make it even Worse. We have to win this or Our very way of Life is Gone, and I am not being Dramatic. Gaben wouldn't dare change a thing to keep his Pals in Wall Street Happy, and Sonyggers will Accelerate us into another War. We Let that happen we won't have another Chance, there isn't another 4 years, there isn't a "Next Time" There is only Now
>>334947380
>damn it's ugly
>no potato
>no potato
literally fucking unplayable
>>334948018
I think the second one is like 'my hand started after I played for a while' a la Kid Icarus. Not sure how that happened using a gamepad but w/e.
Wilson Carter knew nothing about baseball. But that didn't stop him from signing up for pitcher at Ruggles Academy. It was dinnertime. A lone wolf eats a babydoll made of cabbages. Etc etc etc. In other words, the town crier was out of a job. This meant no more spring water for the village. No more soup for Old Yimmy. Not even a sop for Hamster the striped ferret blind in one eye. What does this all mean? It means our city is turning into a hitchhouse for bellomed swavers and snorpitious grunzlers. If that doesn't convince you to go Tory, nothing will. That's when Elizabeth Merritch slammed the door and collapsed on the bed. Why? Who? Whispering pups? You tell me. It could be that oversized fleshlight named Graceful Jenny which was at the breaking point not from girth but from overusage as they tend to deteriote after being soaked in lye water. Do what you want. I don't care. I'll be in the barn feeding the termites Devil Juice. Peace.
>>334950280
>what strawman
>facts show
Baito desu
>>334950269
o boy, you namedropped kotaku, you are surely right!
Get lost, retard.
Man the Nintendrone mods we have must be steaming mad right about now
>Damn it's ugly
As expected.
>No potatoes
Of course the nation of French Fries would say this
>>334949096
There is a difference between somebody being "random" on purpose and something being absurd or unexpected unintentionally
>>334950015
>>334950084
>>334950157
Get unironically ironically unironically ironically baited
>sonyponies confirmed for mad because no potato
>>334950963
Too meta
>>334950839
Actually, French Fries are more Belgian than french.
>>334950529
Read the fucking review, fucktard.
>>334951809
Belgians are just French by a different name
>review sites
>>334952794
Gamekult is legit good though.
They're a bit harsh sometime but they're pretty objective.
My only complain is that they test most games on console so you get perf related negative that wouldn't happen on PC.
>>334953180
Last review I checked from them they gave a bad note because the content was "triggering".
>>334952794
HE HATES IT
>>334953314
Which game?
Even on Hatred/DoA there wasn't a complain about "correctness"
>>334953457
Arcana Heart 3.
>>334953502
I don't see any complain about triggering content, they even give a + for the all female cast.
The only thing remotely close to that is "the lack of subtlety".
>>334953923
Second negative is obviously a negative for the "little girls in tight clothings".
>>334954723
Yeah and no. They're mostly saying it's not a design appelling for everyone, not that it's a bad one. After all, they're also saying that a 100% girl cast is a good point.
>>334955543
Still the problem is they lower the score because of it.
>>334949096
>being a bigger faggot than the faggots you're complaining about
If you're not going to stop and correct people, you're just shitting on top of a pile of shit and acting like you're any better for it.
>>334955809
That's their perogative, and a good one. We need less toxic sexist games you nintoddler shit.
>>334953923
>"the lack of subtlety"
it's the oposite."beaucoup de subtilité à potasser" means "lots (too much) subtleties to learn"
>>334955809
style doesn't mean content. It's literally the style that is a problem. You don't understand? read a book.
>>334956263
And I think in this case that's it's more about the fact that there is too much subtelty not explained or hinted at all.
>>334948228
im french and i never heard "pas de patate"
what the fuck
>>334948170
Did the reviewer use google translate or what?
>>334956540
Ta jamais entendu un mec dire "ça manque de patate ???"
http://dictionnaire.reverso.net/francais-definition/avoir%20la%20patate
>>334957367
j'viens pas vraiment de la france
ça explique peut-être pourquoi
NO POTATO NEW MEME???????????
>>334948228
This guy got it.
>>334956540
t'es mongolien ou quoi?
>>334957625
non, québécois
mais pour certaines personnes ça veut probablement dire la même chose
>>334956743
Whoever posted it here is using google translate on the French website.
>>334948263
>only the people who were there the last time we did this french review thing will get this
>>334957895
It was for fallout 4 if i remember correctly
"IA aux fraises" smth like this
>>334951809
No, it wasn't. Spaniards most likely were the ones to cut and fry potatoes first. France probably followed. The muh Belgians invented fries is a myth.
>>334958697
source?
>>334957461
would have been funnier if they said "le jeu manque de pêche".
>>334947380
>No potato
D R O P P E D
>>334952794
>their literal job is playing video games
>can't even do that for the 3 hours the game lasts
I hope this person got fired.
>>334950269
Literally not the same website though. And you went from one of the only respectable online publication (which best quality content is pay-gated) to the bottom of the bottom tier.
>>334947380
>all these newfags who've never seen google translated French reviews
You don't remember "too strawberry"?
>>334952794
>get paid to do a job
>refuse to do your job
yet by the magic of carebear and numale this person will keep its job.
>>334948250
Hot dayum
>post yfw you're not buying SFZ because you saw it for the mediocre trash it was back in the first trailer last year.
>>334960040
It's enough of a review though. I don't respect Polygon, but I can completely take that someone say "this game is so shitty I couldn't finish it". And if the standards for reviewing are high enough that you actually finish the game, it's only fair to say you fucking hated it and as such can't review it.
>>334948263
I get it. But a meme from a few months ago doesn't make you a true anon.
Still love these french reviews. They're the most accurate.
>>334960413
Imagine if people did the same with dark soul.
>>334959960
trop fraise la baise ?
>>334960505
Just one or two websites, the rest is as shitty as american ones, if not worse.
>>334949096
>that gif
>anime
Seems you're the one who's 12
>>334947615
POUR VOUS
>>334959480
pas mal
So now reviews matter when it's Nintendo?
Can't wait too see you defend whatever weeb shit comes out say "bot erry1 knows reviewers are biases against Jap games. They just suck and have shit opinions!"
>>334961583
Can't wait to see you be needlessly butthurt.
>>334961051
Yes, and one of those two websites gave the game a 4, mediocre.
Look dude, I wanted the game to be great, but the lack of local and online multiplayer, an Independence Day-like all range whorde mode, and a bunch of unlockable kill the game for me.
If the game had multiplayer, I would excuse the three hours of story, as even 64 offered that, but it doesn't. It doesn't build on the series, it needlessly "reimagines" it for the umpteenth time.
And I get that people will get thus game, and convince themselves that it's not mediocre, but I was that guy once, and this time I'm gonna pass.
It looked mediocre from the trailers, it looked mediocre from the info, the reviewers say it's mediocre, and Nintendo wants 60€ for it. I'll pass.
>>334952794
>but then they have a review for Street Fighter 5
Seems like they can't even follow their own guidelines.
>>334961765
I really don't care about SFZ, i don't own a Wii-U. I agree with you about Gamekult being one of the best french vidya website.
>>334961765
>60€
The game is 50 euros actually.
>>334962026
It literally takes an hour to finish SF5, and you can probably beat it by putting your stick on turbo and putting a book over your buttons.
>>334957756
Bon ça explique beaucoup, je ne pense pas qu'il y ait une expression de commune entre le québécois et le français de l’hexagone.
Je serais incapable d'expliquer l'origine de cette expression de toute façon.
>>334947380
>damn it's ugly
They're 100% right, there's no reason to downgrade your graphics for a stupid gimmick.
>>334961738
>le butthurt
I wish /v/ could be something more than a fishing convention.
>>334947846
It's obviously google translate. It's an expression to say it's not nervous, no rythm, it's somewhat boring.
>>334962275
>gimmick
>>334962146
That's still 25€ too many for the minimal content it has.
The game woulda been justified at 45€/50€ if it came with multiplayer, and various other modes of play.
Remember that mission in 64 that was basec of independence day. Literally turn it into a splitscreen co-op survival mode where you fight wave after wave of those fuckers trying to get a high score. Shit is arcady, it woulda been immensely fun, and it'd be easy as fuck to implement taking minimal development time. See, it's easy to expand and improve on the series if you're creative. But nooooo, all of that is impossible because we gotta let Miyamoto "innovate" with shitty gimmicks no one wants. Reason multiplayer is kill is because it's impossible with the current set up, despite the fact mulyiplayer has been a staple of the franchise since the first game. That hack needs to retire already.
I'm not buying his shitty game. At best I'll pirate it in couple years. Here's to hoping Zelda, the WiiU's final game doesn't also turn out to be lackluster shit.
>>334962705
It is a gimmick, and a shitty one to boot. It killed the best aspects of the series to shoehornd dumb motion controls.... just like Skyward Sword did for Zelda, I wonder who was behind tha-........ oooooooooh
>>334962216
SFV also has multiplayer. Zero doesn't.
>>334962941
What about the second game that comes with it?
>>334962941
You mean Zelda NX, right?
>>334962941
you're french and talking to a french guy, just sayin. no need to use your shitty english
>>334963301
It's a demo for a failed concept.
I played SF for the sick splitscreen dogfights, not for a shitty FNAF meets Plants v Zombie hybrid.
What pisses me off the most about this game is what could have been, and how morons, rather than holding Nintendo to a higher standard, instead defend this trash simply because it's got Miyamoto's name on it.
No, it's not like 64, it's far worse.
>>334948250
How the fuck did they get potato out of punch/impact, where the fuck would pomme de terre be?
>>334963349
I'm a spic, not a frog. Also, sorry to hear about that shit on Thursday man, Yurop isn't looking too hot these days.
>>334963665
>No, it's not like 64 it's far worse
>I say as I shitpost on an anonymous image board having never even touched the console in my life
Fuck off.
Providing strawberry.
>>334947380
>Strawberries
>Now potatoes
Why does the French expressions always revolve around vegetables?
>>334963806
I own a WiiU dumbass. Otherwise I wouldn't be so pissed at how this game turned out, I'd be laughing at you like the rest of the Sonyniggers.
>>334963796
sorry then. i hate my fellow frenchmen but i like spics
>>334963753
"Pas de patate", literally "no potatoes" is an idiom meaning that something is dull, doesn't have a lot of energy etc...
>>334947380
Is someone at the Gamekult redaction trying to create the hot new meme every time?
Is that youStoon?
>>334964172
One of the writers actually does lurk here.
They thought it was pretty funny when we had a thread on them months ago.
>>334963987
Are you from Paris or outside? Most French people I've met have been alright, but I have noticed everyone hates Parisians because Parisians hate everyone else.
And Spain's alright. Funny enough, I too hate most ny fellow countrymen because of how lazy and immature they are. Literally a country if manchildren.
>>334964345
I know I remember Gautoz mentioning it at some point. No idea which one would lurk here though.
>>334948796
The original text says "short if played in a straight line", as in if you're just trying to reach the end without any optional stuff.
>>334964482
Montreal's kind of like that too.
Every time there's a big important French town they think they're the center of the world.
Potatoes are the new strawberries?
>>334956540
La peche la patate la forme?
>>334960595
Not exactly a videogame journalist but I remember Yahtzee doing that for Demon's Soul. A few years later he sucked on Dark Soul's dick for some reason.
>>334964605
I don't know what they expected out of a modern Nintendo game though.
They're all very short and easy unless you go for 100%.
>>334963881
F R A I S E
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>>334964957
Isn't this particular game especially short or is it just regular /v/ shitposting?
>>334964957
I disagree, Mario 3D World wasn't short, Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze isn't short either.
Star Fox Zero is 3 hours long ffs.
>>334965250
I wouldn't know, but I hate how Nintendo makes games for babies now.
>>334963913
>>334965250
It's Platinium short. Basically very short if you play straightforwardly, regular lenght if you bother to 100% it.
Same shitposting when Metal Gear Rising was 2 hours long.
