I cant believe that no 3D platformer has surpassed 64 yet
>>334933046
>SM64
>realistic
>just like real life
Holy fucking shit what were those people smoking? SM64 has always looked like a pile of hot garbage. Especially comparing it launch title PS1 games.
Sunshine is better than 64
>>334933885
PS1 launch title games
dat integer jank doe
I agree Op, BUT FIRST
>>334933885
>sm64 wasn't impressive compared to launch ps1 games
>>334933046
>this game is just like real life now
Has gaming went too far?
>>334934037
Lemme take a selfie
>>334933920
Nice one, anon.
>>334934163
Shut the fuck up
>>334934223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdemFfbS5H0
You set yourself up, nerd.
>>334933046
I do.
And this coming from a nintendo fan.
what the fuck is an "ULTRA 64" controller?
>>334933046
Meme.
Banjo-Tooie is far better.
>>334934290
Underage detected.
it was the proto name for 64. this is a before release review to hype it up.
>>334933920
shit level design
fludd-assisted jumping was much easier
>>334934318
its really not.
Getting to a set goal is one thing.
Forcing yourself to collect EVERY note in a level, and if you die, you have to RE-COLLECT said notes, is dumb tedious and annoying.
64 has the better overall flow. RAREs games literally force you to collect everything, don't even start me on the shitstain that is DK64.
>>334934829
>and if you die, you have to RE-COLLECT said notes, is dumb tedious and annoying.
Confirmed for having never played Banjo Tooie.
>>334934829
>Forcing yourself to collect EVERY note in a level, and if you die, you have to RE-COLLECT said notes
That is the case in Kazooie, not Tooie.
>>334934318
>clunky, slow-paced collecting > fluid, actual platforming
>>334934373
I've never called it a 64-anything. I always just call it the Ultra. And the Dolphin.
>>334934949
Yeah, they removed that. Too bad they added the most lag on the console instead.
>>334934318
>Banjo-Tooie is far better.
>collecting 1865903476973476437267489302 things is fun
>>334935076
>>334934974
>>334934829
You must like Call of Duty
>>334933046
Because 3D platformers never got the chance they deserved. Today's video game budgets put the 3D platformer in budgetary limbo between AAA Shooters and 2D Indie Platformers. No Indie wants to make their own engine and no AAA wants to market a platformer.
>>334935076
Nobody said that. BK was the Farmville of its day, you turn the game on and calmly walk around collecting a few things. SM64 is nothing but intense action, way too much for most players.
>>334934116
Mario 64 is literally indistinguishable from reality.
>>334935190
that doesn't even makes sense, if anything, banjo would be COD and Mario would be an arena FPS
>>334933046
3D platformers that are better than Super Mario 64:
>Super Mario Sunshine
>Ape Escape
>Ape Escape 2
>Ape Escape 3
>>334935409
>implying COD is colourful or fun
>implying COD has anything for you to do other than shoot things
>implying Mario isn't just point a-point b the game just like call of duty
>>334935370
Reality apologist spotted. Reality looks like shit compared to SM64
>>334935370
Seriously, just the other day I got my PSU misaligned and had to walk against a wall for 12 hours to fix it again. SM64 literally saved my life.
>>334933046
Only (man)children played the nintendo 64.
>>334935527
>Implying banjo is colorful or fun
Its the grittiest 3D platformer out there, Rare had an unhealthy obsession with puke colored textures and the occasional sunflower yellow
>>334934373
dude even people born after the PS2 are almost old enough to browse 4chan nowadays.
>>334935708
Only people born as late as 1997 are old enough to post.
>>334935190
>repetitive game that values collecting experience points and different guns
nah I hate games like COD and Banjo Tooie
>>334935821
Some people born in 98' too
>>334935821
*1998
>>334935821
tfw people born in 1998 are 18 this year.
Jesus christ only 2 years until PS2 plebs will be here calling everyone underage fags.
>>334935903
i understand. not everyone liked the gun collecting features of Banjo-Tooie.
>>334934829
You're talking about Banjo Kazooie (not the XBLA version though), not Banjo Tooie.
>>334934280
i can't tell wich sly that is, but i sure hope it's sly 1 because that one is the best.
>>334935467
>Ape Escape 1,2,3
MY FUCKING BUDDY i played them all last year and was blown away by the humor and level variety and gameplay. so much fun.
>>334936005
>pretending to be retarded
>>334933885
>I was 3 years old when SM64 came out
![1386568-ijhbm[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0p47vVe.jpg "1386568-ijhbm[1].jpg")
ITS REAL
>>334937348
Screenshot? More like a video running at 0.1 FPS
>>334937472
>>334937951
>starring funnyman Rob Scheider
>>334937951
>Starring funnyman Rob Schneider as the voice of the hero
delete this
>>334937951
>Starring funnyman Rob Schneider as the voice of the hero
top kek
>>334938372
>>334938368
>>334938646Who is Rob Schneider and why is this funny
>>334937951
I've always wondered if this is worth trying to find and laughing at.
>>334938812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fra9KxmUBo
>>334933885
You silly youngins. I was 13 when mario 64 came put, it looked fantastic. Silly kiddos.
>>334938706
Underage
>>334938706
Holy shit I forget how many kids post on here.
>>334939072
>>334939168
I'm 20. I don't watch anything live-action so I wouldn't know anything about this guy other than that he's a comedian.
fucking kids posting on my secret forum for cool adults.....
but first......BANE????
>>334939072
>>334939168
>saturday night live dude
i mean that anon should know him because of his movies.
but saturday night live was never a thing in most countrys.
you guys are really overestimating the popularity of rob schneider.
>>334939369
Mabye reddit is more tailored to your elite tastes. Talk about bernie and swag and whatever you kiddies like.
>>334938706
Actually you should be glad that you don't know him. Cause that kinda implies that you never watched any Adam Sandler movies either which is obviously a good thing.
>>334939423
He's popular enough for people over 28
And America is the only country that matters.
>>334936092
>>334935467
I'd be hard-pressed to call AE2 as good as 1 and 3 but it was still fun
AE4 never
Who would rob schnieder play if he was cast in a mario movie.?
>>334939752
AE 2 is actually my favourite.
AE3 has mad framerate problems and too many sections where you have to drive that shitty formula 1 car and have to ram off driving monkeys.
>>334935467
>>Ape Escape 3
I love AE, but 3 was the weakest and nowhere near SM64. People only like AE3 for one reason.
>>334938905
seems like a bad CYOA book translated into a laserdisk
>>334939854
Princess Peach.
>>334933046
but anon, banjo kazooie came out not long after and doesn't control like shit
>>334939938
Its platforming?
>>334939369
That's fine, figured here on /v/ underaged was a more safe bet than not having seen the 3 or 4 good adam sandler movies at some point
>>334939373
>defensive underaged coming out of the woodwork
I'm about to be 23 but I've been here for like 8 years myself, lurk moar
>>334939423
I don't like SNL myself, see above. I'd actually be surprised if tons of 18 year olds know him.
>>334933046
Nigger, galaxy is glorious
im so tired of this mario 64 is good meme
you can literally beat levels in the game with half an a press
a platforming game where you only have to press the jump button 0.5 times to win
literally babbyshit
>>334933046
bUT FIRST
>>334940189
Banjos controls are very clunky compared to Mario 64, you should not be allowed to talk about videogames
>>334940546
But that's only if you're some kind of gaming wizard. Most people aren't going to be able to do that, at least not easily.
>>334939072
Not everyone is american here, you know
>>334936092
LOSS
>>334940546
>Half A presses to beat the game
Pannenkoek is currently at 27 and a half presses required, get your meme lore straight.
>>334939854
Birdo
>>334933885
you weren't even born in 1996 if you really believe that
>>334939854
The annoying "comic relief" Toad sidekick that all the other characters hate.
>>334940546
an a press is an a press. You can't say it's only half.
>>334933046
I've never played SM64
Is it really that good?
>>334939369
How new are you
>show the half-a press video to normies
>even they get encapsulated with it
>four minutes or so every time they cautiously ask how long is it
>can't look away
>>334942019
Alright, """"""""""""henry""""""""""""
>>334937348
>Life after Mario 64? EXCLUSIVE: Mario's creator Sigeru Miyamoto reveals his plans for the future
Genuine intrigue on his expectations vs what happened.
>>334933885
>Especially comparing it launch title PS1 games.
GODDAMN IT CHILDREN
THE CONTROLS WERE SHIT
THE CAMERA WAS SHIT
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU ALL GET BRAINWASHED BY NINTENDO'S HURRIED BULLSHIT MARIO GAME BOOSTED BY PAID SHILL REVIEWERS AS A CHILD?
ARE YOU ALL THIS RETARDED?
Mario 64 is solely responsible for the downfall of gaming.
>>334944124
every time
>>334944345
>downfall of gaming
But video games have only gotten better, not worse in the last 15 years
Jak and Daxter 1
Galaxy 2
>>334933885
How anyone can deny Mario 64 looked drop dead gorgeous at release is beyond me.
>>334944345
Have a (You)
>>334933046
No, it's not. Beat it on my 3ds in a day. Didn't even need to unlock all charicters to play all the levels. It's boring, bland, and has little content. Sunshine is the best, way more complicated with lots of content and way more secrets. I still have not beat that one goust mansion level where you twirl to spray water, but the goo regens
>>334944517
It's because at the time there simply was nothing better so we thought it looked good. Then the next generation of games came out and we thought that one looked good but the old one looks bad in comparison now.
That's just the natural circle of graphics, especially with CGI.
I mean shit, I once thought GTA IV looked great and I can barely even look at that anymore nowadays.
>>334944643
Mario 64 DS is fucking butchered, dude.
>>334933046
>I cant believe that no 3D platformer has surpassed 64 yet+ 0 post omitted.
Crash Bandicoot, reatard
>>334944791
>Has the same content as the original, plus new content
>Butchered
inb4 "MUH ANALOG STICK"
>>334944854
Crash has always been terrible. Even as a kid I hated it.I still beat Time Warped though. I have no idea how I was able to play a game I hated that much
>>334933885
>ps1 launch titles
>comparing a 3d game to a lineup of 2d games
>>334945268
I loved time trials in Warped.
>underage faggots saying mario 64 never looked fantastic
Mario 64 blew my mind when I first played it. Same goes with the first time I saw footage of Sonic Adventures.
>>334944750
>at the time there simply was nothing better
The first Crash Bandicoot was released sooner than Mario 64 in both NTSC and PAL regions and that one has undoubtedly better visuals.
>>334944854
Crash is shit compared to mario 64, even spyro is better than crash
Naughty dogs only good platformer series is jak
>>334933920
Not better, but almost at the par 64 set. It's the more playable of the two nowadays since most 64 games aged like piss thanks to the controls.
At least it's not Galaxy trash
>>334945254
>small amount of shitty new content makes up for worse controls, graphics, and art direction
>>334934163
lmao
>>334933885
It doesn't say the graphics are realistic. It says they're more realistic than anything before then, which is true.
>>334946530
I will never understand that. Everyone says Crash sucks, but I loved it way more than Spyro or SM64 back in the day. I begged for my mom to buy Crash 2 when it came out.
>>334946470
it has something to do with the fact that crash bandicoot takes place in a corridor
>>334947629
I liked the graphics in the DS version. The original always looked strange and lifeless to me, almost unfinished
>>334947937
I enjoyed Crash more than Spyro as well. SM64 is in a class of its own though.
>>334944345
Come on people let's make an anon happy
(You)
>>334946470
>that one has undoubtedly better visuals.
This is wrong unless your only visual standard is pixel amount.
