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>>334929459
Sounds about right.
JUST
>>334929459
Most of these reveiews are cases of GIT GUD
it's increasing
>nintendo begins handling their own PR with Direct
>nintendo stops playing ball with gamejournopros
>nintendo game reviews drop from 10/10 UNIVERSAL ACCLAIM to 7/10 "meh" to 5/10 "nindendo sux"
>nintendo-exclusive games like Bayonetta get criticized as "media for sexist shitlords" 7/10 from Polygon
>sony games that pay the payola like MGS5 get 9/10 despite Quiet "sexism" from Polygon
>>334930865
Sounds about right
>>334930609
giant bomb stinker pulled it down by a lot of points.
it's not really a surprise.
everyone predicted a mid-70 score. (at the time of posting the score is still rising i am gay)
>>334930865
I prefer nintendo getting harsh but fair scores than shit like meme soul and witcher getting 100's based on the dev hype radar on twitter.
>>334929459
that's a good score considering 50 is average
>>334930865
>>334930947
MGSV was a multi plat that was payed off by Konami NOT Sony. They had people play the game under huge surveillance and only chapter 1.
>>334930865
MGSV actually had a bit more control over reviewers than is typical for the industry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVPqMpZmn48
Yes, this is real.
I expect Nintendo pull a Mystery Dungeon with later releases in the series and not send out review copies at all, because critics today cannot STAND skill based games. You see people panning the game for being short...? SF64 was shorter, and I've been playing that regularly for seventeen years. The complaints about the controls? They never bothered to learn that you don't nee to aim at every little thing. The complaints about the visuals...? Who cares?
>>334931397
>skill based games
Jesus, shill
72 now.
>>334931147
>50 is average
That's a weird way to spell 83.
>>334931147
>not knowing reviews mirror the american education system, where a 70 is just barely passing
>>334929459
DELETE THIS
>>334930609
LOL no its not you stupid fucking drone
>>334929459
>caring what "critics" think
>>334929459
Neo-Nintendo at it again.
I said it a thousand times, but here goes:
Skipping the wii u, as a life long nintendo fan, was the best video game decision of my life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz8a-WctBS8
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz8a-WctBS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz8a-WctBS8
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz8a-WctBS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz8a-WctBS8
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz8a-WctBS8
>>334931397
>reviewers are just complaining about the controls, don't like skill-based games, and are just bitching about the graphix
Or maybe there's more to it.
Mods are booty busted, prepare for deletion.
>>334929459
i was expecting sub 50s
>>334934217
What? You don't like memes, Anon?
seriously its fucking metacritic
are you retards actually going here and sincerely taking in everything you read
die
>>334934115
Only matters when a Sony game gets a bad score, right?
>>334934279
KI:U is better than SF0 in every conceivable way
Fucking pathetic
>Looking at the metacritic page
>Side bar showing off "Current" Wii U games
>One of these is Xenoblade Chronicles X
So this is how starved the Wii U is for games. Something released in December of 2014 is considered current.
>>334934427
Wew
I wonder how many times you've shitposted about the order 1886
>"guys reviews matter when we compare are shitty but somehow well reviewed games with your game that also got a similiar but slightly lower score"
>game thats obviously shit gets shit review
"REVIEWS DONT MATTER MUH BARREL ROLL JUST G-G-GIT GUD"
If this games tanks then will we get more Kid Icarus in its place?
>>334934526
Uh...
>>334934557
good one moron
go back to metacritic
>>334934629
No you'll get Mario flying 69
>>334934629
I would love another KI game the caliber of Uprising, maybe they will take the hint and make a sequel for the NX
>>334934217
Fucking, neo-nintendo and their memes.
I hope this sells very very few units.
>>334934486
And it was a 3DS game.
>>334934738
doesn't seem like a likely concept.
>check review scores
>nintendo drone sites are the only ones to give it 9/10
>>334935067
>checking review scores
why not form the opinion yourself?
>>334934526
>2014
What
The videos I saw uploaded of that playthrough really look like they were fighting the motion controls the whole game. I'm not surprised that the pointless gimmicks didn't work out.
Again.
>>334934762
>Kid Icarus NX game
>Platinum assists development
>Flight section play like a good starfox level
>Ground sections play like Bayonetta with multiple weapon types you can switch between that all have ranged and melee functionality like Uprising
>>334935220
my opinion is it looks like shit. Are you upset?
>>334935220
>release date April 22nd
![[HorribleSubs] One-Punch Man - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.10_[2015.12.06_15.23.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QwCqcpo.jpg "[HorribleSubs] One-Punch Man - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.10_[2015.12.06_15.23.53].jpg")
>most of the reviews essentially criticizing the game for being too much like SF64 in structure
>when that was the whole fucking point
Like, from what I'm seeing, the game seems to be a solid 7/10
Problem is, Star Fox's "classic" formula is more archaic than many people remember. People seemed to hate Assault's inclusion of on-foot segments but it most likely did that because just the Arwing formula wasn't enough to sustain a full game unless they structure it like SF64 (which they seemed to do, and even then it still got criticized for doing just that)
>>334935220
>JUST GIVE NINTENDO YOUR MONEY GOYIM
>>334935313
no. but how do you know it's shit if you haven't played it.
>>334931397
>Critics today can't stand skill based games
>Critics suck rocket league and souls game's dicks all the time
>Star fox being a skill game
>>334935439
>Rocket Leauge
>Souls
>skill based
>>334929459
We tried to tell you, OP.
>>334934557
Are you saying you actually defend the Order 1886?
>>334935514
>I have never played rocket league
Got it.
>>334935514
>star fox
>skill based
>>334935439
>souls
>skill based
wew. haven't seen this meme in a long time
>>334935372
>archaic
I never understood why this is a complaint.
Is variety an old concept or something? Do people not want to see an improvement on an old formula without raping it sideways like Square does?
>>334930865
D E S P E R A T E
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>>334935623
certainly more skill based than star fox
>>334934115
I'm sure you would be saying the same thing if the score was 90.
>>334935630
Not saying it's bad, but the formula as it was in SF64 isn't enough to fill out a $60 game and people need to understand that
Star fox has only had one great game in its whole franchise and that came out in the 90s.
People need to stop pretending it's a solid franchise.
>>334935785
Hence the improvement part.
Add new elements without changing the core gameplay
>lowest score complains about the game being possible to finish in 3 hours
>in a game with multiple routes and extreme replay value
>>334935854
Yes, but more unique content needs to be added in order to make it feel fresh AND long.
Assault was the best example but people got buttmad over MUH FOOT SECTIONS even though it could've been refined to be a lot smoother
>>334929459
what were you expecting?
nintendo was, and will be shit
>>334934838
Would've been even better on Wii U
>>334935987
Nobody ever wanted on foot sections in star fox. It's pretty much the exact opposite of what you want to do in those games.
>>334935987
>Yes, but more unique content needs to be added in order to make it feel fresh AND long.
And you can do that without changing the core gameplay, Pokemon has been doing it for years and so has Smash.
>>334935878
>extreme replay value
I knew this game would be awful from the moment they explained the shitty controls. Only the nintendo apologists will defend this game.
>>334931147
50 is a failing grade.
>>334935878
You make a good point, judging time for these kind of game is pointless. Vanquish was a short game but i loved it. SF0 doesn't look good to me though.
>>334936084
That's like saying Chrono Trigger is short because you can blitz Lavos in the early game.
>>334935878
>replay value
IT SUPPOSED TO BE OUR TIME WHAT THE FUCK
i prefered the snes release over the 64 release.
all i see are rehashed levels with heaping helpings of stale copy pasta.
this is some serious bulshit and they expect $60 fucking dollerydoos for this?
>>334934486
It puzzles me why they didn't get Sakurai to work on Zero instead of Miyamoto
>>334936173
>MUH GRAPHICS
fuck your shit I rather have 60fps than that shit
>>334936183
>>334936084
So what, are you saying video games shouldn't have reasons to replay?
This is why video games are dying.
>>334936195
Do you really have nothing better to do than falseflag?
>>334929459
>be nintendo
>make star fox
>ambitious project but ultimately disappointed with your own product
>create faster super fx chip to alleviate frame rate issues
>extensively optimize the engine for the sequel
>ultimately still not fast enough, make the expensive decision to push the project to next gen
>new engine from the ground up
>target finally getting the feeling of real flight
>get the game running fast enough to convey that feeling to players
>release to public
>critical and commercial hit
>still beloved by many today
>fast forward to the future
>make every single star fox game a slow, floaty, and artificial feeling piece of shit that's too hard for casuals and too unresponsive for veterans
>tack on gimmicks
The irony is fucking real.
Also fuck platinum for not saving the series from nintendo's bullshit, rather they've embraced it.
>>334929459
please tell me about your feelings
>>334936253
With SF0 you get neither! Enjoy your stuttering 40fps.
>>334936253
The best part is that Vanquish looked horrendous
>>334936081
not him, but pokemon hasn't been fresh in at least 10 years.
>>334934217
I think thats actually kinda funny.
>>334936010
>nintendo was, and will be shit
I laughed at this way more than I should of
Ps4 owners= good looking, intelligent, educated and employed in a respectable field, fit and healthy, kind people, and productive members of society
Xbox owners= not as intelligent or educated as ps4 owners, but are employed and productive to society, generally chill people who like games and are competitive
Wii U owners= usually overweight and have unhealthy diets, unemployed or employed in shit jobs, live with parents, waifu fags, buy amiibos and toys for children
PC gamers= could be anyone but what they all have in common is they masturbate a lot
Idorts= cool people who really love games, and have the income to support their huge libraries, usually like ps4 bros
http://www.strawpoll.me/10000840
>>334935987
>make it feel fresh AND long.
Nintendo tends to do this in exchange of adding depth and and discovery to their game. i's not a good strategy.
Don't worry, Wii U fans! You still have Sticker Star 2! And Zeld- oh wait that's getting brought over to NX
>they fired a secret prostitute and I'm upset at goobergaters on the internet
>7/10
>>334936219
The funny thing about all this is, especially after Command, I think most fans were fucking tired of it all and wanted to go back to the 64 era.
Nintendo took that request too literally, it seems.
Wii U owners, it's not too late to join the winning team.
Sell your wii u and buy a ps4, today. :^)
>>334936265
of course, they should be cinematic experiences where you hype before playing then it dies and you move to the next popular game
>>334935878
The replay value in Zero is bonus medals.
They changed the games structure to a mission select.
>>334936316
>Also fuck platinum for not saving the series from nintendo's bullshit, rather they've embraced it.
They didn't start working on the game until after the E3 debacle. If they had been given the project from the start it would've been GOAT.
Gonna sell all my Nintendo stuff now. All I want to play now is Knack, Bloodborne and Talledega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.
>>334936396
Ironically gen 4 was the least inspired generation in that regard copying pretty much everything from gen 3.
Every other generation changed a lot or added something new.
>>334935785
starfox 64 was 50-$60 when it came out in 97
>>334936195
Your only option is to buy a ps4 at this point
>>334936232
Because Sakurai's working on Smash
And Kamiya, the only other dev who's interested in Star Fox, is working on Scalebound
Miyamoto isn't working on anything and he is the original creator so obviously he would get the job
>>334936668
Sorry, I like games rather than movies.
>>334936629
Every addition since the special split hasn't done anything to keep this fresh because they still recycle everything about the game's campaign.
>>334936409
>>334936513
>>334936668
Idort here
Why buy games on PS4 when the huge bulk of it's library are on PC
:^)
>>334936253
>>334936372
>he thinks i'm talking about graphics
I'm taking about gameplay being short which vanquish is. Holy shit nintendrones get so defensive. No wonder you're the punching bag right now.
So after all the years, the only good game for wii u is autism cart?
>>334936640
And we also have different standards today that are expected of game based on its cost.
>>334936756
Why buy a PC when the huge bulk of its library is on PS4?and Xbone for that matter
It's 72 now, and is a fair score. Most of the reviews complain about the same things we already did in the past months.
>Gamepad aiming is unreliable
>Dual screen is intrusive
>A re-telling of 64 is lame and wasted potential
>It's hard to justify $50 price tag, for the little content included.
>>334934462
stop projecting anon
>>334936841
Because Xbone and PS4 can't handle 600 FPS son
>fanbase bitches and moans that no SF game is as good as 64
>game gets shit on for being too much like 64
I HATE EVERY SINGLE NOSTALGIA FAGGOT
I HATE ALL OF YOU
YOU FUCKING DID THIS
YOU WOULDN'T STOP WHINING AND COMPLAINING
YOU REFUSED TO GROW UP
NOW YOU KILLED AN IP
WAY TO FUCKING GO, NOSTALGIAKEKS
FUCK YOU ALL
>>334936820
And kids playing with toy guns, I guess.
>>334936841
Because PS4 or Xbone actually have 0.001% of PC's library
>>334936750
Gen 5 and 6 changing the campaign more than 4.
That said the Split was a nigh unnoticable difference when it came to the base game and like I said it copied nearly every other element from gen 3, while 5 and 6 introduced new battle modes and mega evolution.
>>334936776
They are outright calling this a media conspiracy. Of course they are being defensive.
It''s the same shit I've seen every time a nintendo game disappoints. Media conspiracy, demanding proof from people who dislike the game that they bought it and played it all the way through, calling them all secret sony fanboys and pointing at other games and trying to deflect.
Every time.
>>334929459
>Platinum
>good
Pick one and only one
>>334935427
>how do you know it's real shit if you haven't taste it yet?
Not him but seriously?
>>334936941
neither can star shit 0.
>>334936463
i dont mind how the 64 game felt, but i sure as hell minded how it played.
lets STOP COMBAT to talk about how we are SUPPOSED TO BE IN COMBAT.
hey, that glowing thing there, incase you didnt notice it, lets all TRY TALKING TO YOU TO MAKE SURE YOU NOTICE THAT THING, ya know, that THING, the GLOWING THING, yeah, now the glowing thing has a big flasing arrow hovering above it, but just in case you managed to not see it as we TAKE YOUR VIEWPOINT HOSTAGE AND FORCE YOU TO LOOK AT IT, we will now be TALKING AGAIN ABOUT IT.
fuck that noise, i just wanted a hard as fuck, no hand holding, no nonsense starfox game similar to what the snes did, jump in, fuck up some fighters, move onto the next bounty.
why do they keep reusing THE SAME GOD DAMN STORY?! the SAME fucking planets. the SAME fucking contrived plotline.
is there nobody in charge at nintendo that has even A SINGLE SHRED of creativity and new ideas?
>>334937004
PS4 and Xbone can't even handle 30.
>>334936950
There was a time when people could make good games in their franchises without every game being either a remake or retelling of an old one.
The last two starfox games are a 64 remake and a 64 retelling.
Is this it? Is it finally time?
W101 and dktf got shitty reviews, I'll buy a solid B starfox
>>334936967
I bet you'd love to prove that
>>334937028
>hard as fuck
>what the snes did
Anon Star Fox SNES wasn't even hard
>>334937028
Gameplay > Story
Story in video games is the most useless element and the only thing it's done since the introduction is take the focus away from gamplay which is being neglected more and more with each passing generation.
>>334936968
the new battle modes and mega evolution didn't do much to keep them fresh either.
It's all minor stuff while you still just pick your same base starter types from SMALL TOWN and run off the get 8 badges while occasionally fighting rivals and BAD GUY GROUP until you go to the elite four and beat the champion and then probably have shit all for post game besides legendaries.
>>334936950
People don't hate it because it's like 64
People hate it because it's a shitty gimmick filled gyroscope aiming piece of shit.
The people crying about how its NOT A FIT IN THE MARKET ANYMORE are just idiots who didn't even like star fox to begin with
JUST
Wait, gyrosccopic aiming is the only aiming option?
>>334937267
>the new battle modes and mega evolution didn't do much to keep them fresh either.
Be honest here, did you even play those games?
>>334937357
No you can disable it.
>Sticker Star 2
>waifu idol panty quest
>The Legend of Zelda: Vaporware
Great, so I'm stuck with a $350 Mario Kart machine.
Never buy a console at launch, kids.
>>334929459
Metacritic scores tend to drop after time.
>>334937028
>TAKE YOUR VIEWPOINT HOSTAGE AND FORCE YOU TO LOOK AT IT
Are you talking about Zero or 64 here?
If Zero, then damn that is some fucking bullshit. Wasn't aware the game handholded you that much before.
>>334937171
>W101: 78 Average on Metacritic
>Tropical Freeze: 83 Average on Metacritic
>Shitty
I bet you think anything below a 70 is shit
>>334929459
toddlers on suicide watch
>>334937496
>I bet you think anything below a 70 is shit
You do realise that's what the majority of this thread is doing right?
Starfox Adventures is the only good game in the franchise and you know it
>>334937393
I did, do you want picture proof or what?
Mega evolutions is functionally just like using a different pokemon minus a hold item, 2v2 3v3 and the swarm fights were never that good and didn't happen as often.
>>334937431
I'm seeing mine as a $300 Mario level printer, and I bought mine in 2014.And an amiibo trainer.
Nintendo should not be surprised if NX sales aren't huge at launch after the crap they pulled with this.
>>334937431
Here's a tip. If you can't list at least five games on a system you want you shouldn't buy it.Also you have shit taste m8
>>334935298
>Trusting Platinum to do ranged combat properly
Eh...
...maybe.
They're getting better at it.
>>334937249
metal smasher and galactic rider are a fucking bitch, atomic base II and spinning core are sucky at best
hard, but fun
>yfw there people who are STILL going to buy the NX AT LAUNCH AGAIN
>>334936983
>>334936983
Isn't this what every fanbase does? You really think it's just Nintendo drones?
Come on. Get real.
>>334938068
they'll then spend 4 years complaining about people not buying it and being mad at other companies. Business as usual.
>>334935439
>souls
>skill based
If that one gamegrumps retard can beat the games by spamming dodge and face tanking every possible enemy then no, the games are not skill based.
So how long is Star Fox's story in this game? Did Platinum learn to NOT shove a billion cutscenes everywhere? Or is this gonna be Starfox Command 2.0?
>>334938068
>He doesn't want a system that launches with a Mario game, a Zelda game, a Smash game, and Splatoon all on day 1
Nah, it makes more sense to buy a console that not only won't have anything one day one, but nothing on year one either. Jackass.
>>334936756
I respect your opinion bro, however I feel that the exclusives and upcoming games it has to offer are worth the minor cost of 400 dollars. It's all up to whether you can afford it or not.
>>334938123
I've never seen a fanbase hug the conspiracy line as hard as nintendo fans on criticism, or get as outright offensive about people not liking something so as to demand proof of critics to show they both currently own a game and beat it completely.
I have seen that from nintendo fans.
Once I get bored with Super Mario Maker (which is slowly happening), I'm selling my Wii U.
WHO /deflectingtoSony/ HERE?
>>334937395
Why would you lie on the internet?
>>334938187
command 1.5 with added gimmics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scztIQwAcWU
>>334938328
>launches games I played on the Wii U
WOOHOO
>>334938345
I've seen that from literally every single console fanbase throughout the Internet. PC as well. If you think it's just Nintendo you are delusional.
>>334938123
Pretty much
Nintendofags and shit like this
Sonyggers and shit like paid online and movies
Xbots and sharing their games with PC essentially making their purchase moot
And so on.
Anyone saying that one is worse than the other is a colossal retard.
>>334938356
I'm building a PC. I'll be able to emulate Wii U games in a year anyways.
>>334938356
>Super Mario Maker
I have stopped playing that game altogether, I have more fun playing Mario Romhacks.
>>334936997
I'm not talking about shit. I'm talking about how would he know if the game is bad if he hasn't played it.
>>334929459
People expected SF: Adventure 2 + Assault missions. Zero it´s just a N64 remake with better voices, it´s shit
>>334937641
>Mega evolutions is functionally just like using a different pokemon minus a hold item
You are aware how having multiple pokemon capable of mega evolution could affect the game right? Especially when it comes to PvP.
Then there are ones that change type changing the weaknesses and resistances on the fly.
I don't think you're aware as to how game changing they actually were and it seems to me that you're just writing them off as a gimmick.
Doubles happened a lot in gen 3 especially in Emerald where being seen by two separate trainers would initiate a double battle
Triples added a new game mode for the several post game facilities in the game requiring more thought than with the previous double battles especially with the attack restrictions.
Rotations are essentially single battles but your first three pokemon are on the field and can rotate essentially giving them a turn where they can switch and attack.
Why am I even explaining this to you, you're clearly the same type of person that would mash through using the bare essentials.
>>334937482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBEKr7s2sc8
zero
it literally goes, HOL THE FUCK UP
>>334938541
PC doesn't have all the Disgaea games. That's literally the only reason why I haven't gone to it yet.
>>334938639
I get occasional bursts but I think I've made up enough levels. Feel like I'm just repeating gimmicks. Plus with half the game being HOLD B/DON'T MOVE AUTOMATIC and the other being 5 year olds throwing shit together, it gets stale.
>>334938442
Wait, are you sure this is Star Fox Zero's ending? It just looks like Starfox 64s ending in HD.
And I like Starfox 64, but did they really rehash it that much? Or was that the point? I don't know. This was supposed to be a reboot of the first star fox I think.
>thought nintendo fan's were one of the better company fanbases on /v/ for a long time
>skip to 2015 and continue on to now
>it's one of the worst due to their neogaf-like defensiveness, all starting with desperately defending NoA and not even the games themselves
>kirby fans also got annoying in the past few years
Feels... strangely good to see these shitposting threads.
>>334938694
So, where does it happen?
Becase what I'm seeing here is a lock on activated and deactivated by the player.
>>334938803
like i said before
STALE COPY PASTA
this is starfox zeros ending.
>>334938876
>thought nintendo fan's were one of the better company fanbases on /v/ for a long time
How?
>>334938803
Its not a reboot its a retelling
Think Metroid Zero Mission.
>>334937721
I actually think the wii u is the best console and I've had a ps4 since release and wii u.
mario 3d
frozen dong
mario kart
nsmb wii u
mario maker
zelda remakes (I wanted to replay ww anyway)
pikman 3
bayonetta 2
w101
nintendo land was fun with bros, surprisingly
xenobladeToad treasure tracker and devils third
I haven't played splatoon, smash, or hyrule warriors but I imagine they're decent too.
ps4 i've only had use for bloodborne and destiny. BB was okay, but I like the souls series more and I play those, except for DeS on pc.
I was excited for star fox, but this control scheme just seems like it's too much trouble and could have been done with dual sticks
>>334938068
http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2016/02/rumour_ea_and_nintendo_looking_to_rekindle_unprecedented_partnership_on_nx
Not really, no. If the EA rumor is complete true, then the NX is a sport streaming DVD box with a controller very similar to the Dualshocker 2 with rearranged buttons. Then you have a PS4 and Xbone but with Mario instead of FROM.
>>334938993
Every day.
You post this every fucking day.
>>334938898
right AFTER the force field is deactivated. it took the camera hostage and went
>where is the beam coming from
as it zoomed into the entrance where the chicken walker was right after it went down
>>334938876
>all starting with desperately defending NoA
Spotted the retard, no one defends NoA here or anywhere.
>>334935878
> multiple routes
You mean how you select a planet from the screen, go into the special portal (that is the only alternative) and then doing the small kill 50 enemies or collect coin stage?
Yeah I really want waste my time on that. Even nintendrone reviewers said they were obviously rushed
>>334938876
Works both ways, sadly. Those who dismiss Nintendo 100% of the time since they entered the Western markets are just as dumb and useless as those who defend every decision they make online.
>>334939008
Eh, I'm not a fan of any of those games. The platformers are too casual, and the rest are filled with gimmicks, like Bayonetta's finishers which are glorified cutscenes where you watch her flip around and kill enemies, or Xenoblade where you sit still and watch your party attack braindead monsters.
It's honestly no better than the PS4 or Xbox's lineups which consist of mediocre titles like Knack, and VERY overrated titles like Bloodborne or Halo 5.
>>334938987
It's all relative.
Though Sony's used to be the worst since they fought against everyone. Also kinda glad PCfags shit on them a lot.
>>334939029
>EA once again wanting to support Nintendo but then 6 months later abandon them
Wow it's gonna happen again
>>334939008
>pretty fun but gets old quick
>same problem
>not a fan of racing but that's me
>ANOTHER 2d mario
>fun but online is shit
>ww is good, TP is horse shit
>not a fan but that's me
>actually good
>fun
>n0
>my GOTY
>fun but gets lame later
Either the games are crap or I'm just not enjoying them anymore. I'm glad someone else is happy with their games.
>>334939043
I'm not even the same anon who does but its true.
Is Star Fox Zero legitimately good? From what I've seen of the trailers it looks interesting.
>>334938068
There are people who already bought the NX at launch?
>>334935372
Maybe they shouldn't have pandered to nostalgiafags and actually made a good game. Assault was god-tier.
>>334939206
It's more like
>EA wants Nintendo to belly roll over like Sony and Microsoft because the sports games are easy money every fucking year but Nintendo doesn't want to have Origin be required to get EA games to work
>>334936316
No shit. Kamiya sucks ninty's chode like his life depends on it.
>>334939128
>Xenoblade X
>Fire Emblem Fates
Endless posts of nothing but "da weebz" "yuh waifus", "da pedos", "muh shitposter obsession which I can't shut the fuck up about" which all snowballed into defending against even normal criticism half the time. Luckily not everyone was like that, and it's calmed down just a bit. Even /feg/ and /xbcxg/ were better than /v/.
>>334934738
there's been an on-rails mario game before?
>>334934413
Post the full masterpiece anon. Please.
>platinum in charge of making a good game
>>334939084
Are you retarded? You are aware the gamepad is a thing and you can play solely using that right?
>>334939361
If you want Starfox 64-2, buy it.
>>334939486
Kamiya didn't touch SF0. Too busy making The Last Guardian: Dragon Hand Nero Remix
>>334938764
>5 year olds throwing shit together
Exactly! those shit together stages are pretty much Jap shit stages with no fuckin thought put into them thats why I stay away from the '100 Mario Challenge on Super Expert'.
>>334937721
Get real, anon.
/v/ buys systems, then begs the rest of spoonfeeding assholes on /v/ to tell them what games to buy, and also what the games are after they bought them, so they don't have to play them.
>>334939647
you got reading comprehension issues son?
>>334939536
Yoshi's Safari.
Why do people keep bringing up platinum? We knew from the start they were just doing asset creation?
Did you all convince yourself they had some super cool secret part in making the game?
>>334939642
>bait so bad it's good
>>334939206
Well after the debacle with the Wii U, they may have no choice now. The Jap investors want to see Nintendo turn a serious profit now.
>>334939821
>We knew from the start they were just doing asset creation?
Why do people keep saying that?
I seem to remember Nintendo delaying SF0 to "nail down the Platinum Games feel".
Cite your sources faggot.
>>334936579
>Billy Hatcher
>Nintendo
>Hating on Billy Hatcher
fuck off retarded sonydrone
>>334939219
>>ANOTHER 2d mario
Fun fact, there has only been 4 2d Mario games in about 12 years not counting VC re-releases.
>>334938764
>>334939725
This is why I didn't buy Mario Maker. Any game that relies on user generated content is bound to be 90% shit, and I can't justify paying $60 for something like that.
>>334939839
nice false flag faggot.
>>334939361
Depends on what you're interested in.
If you want a game like 64, that's pretty much what Zero is.
If you don't mind (or, god forbid, embrace) the gimmicky controls, Zero will at least be tolerable.
If you're a graphics whore, you won't like Zero.
>>334939801
Reading comprehension has nothing to do with it.
You're complaining at a non issue.
if 7/10 is bad then why don't we just use the 5 star system? seems like 1-5 are just useless on the 10 scale
>>334938345
That's hilarious considering part of the usual spiel from sonyggers on /v/ for why Bloodborne didn't win GOTY is its exclusivity
I can't comment on Xboners since they're so rare
>>334940192
7/10 was a D+ in high school.
>>334940167
>gimmicky controls
You are aware that the motion controls are optional right?
>>334939980
I justified it for the longest time. I absolutely love making things in games. I can lose hours in games like Super Mario Maker andMinecraft.
But I get why someone wouldn't like it.
>>334940267
You're aware they aren't, right?
>>334939980
bingo, all i imagine is annons in a circle jerking each other off while eating shit
>mmm this is so good
>i know, mine has nuts in it
>mine is curry flavored
>its so good, this has some corn
>mediocre game gets mediocre score
Wow, why does everyone hate nintendy lads?
>>334938993
No, Zero Mission is a remake, with a director's cut sequence at the end. This isn't supposed to be that.
Remember when Sony owned NeoGAF?
>>334938345
>or get as outright offensive about people not liking something so as to demand proof of critics to show they both currently own a game and beat it completely.
Literally every fanbase does this.
Call Bloodborne shit?
>HURR POST PROOF YOU LYING NIGGER
>sold it
>POST TROPHIES
Shit on Splatoon
>see above, remove trophies
Shit on whatever the Xbox hasThey have no games but I imagine it would be the same thing but with achievements
In any case actions like that are completely justified as to single out people who are just shitposting.
>>334940468
SF0 is pretty much that, same game with new content
>>334940576
And shit controls
>>334940576
No. Star Fox 64 3D is pretty much that. Star Fox Zero is a game that proves that Nintendo and Shiggy have no idea how to push the series forward and just do the 2nd retelling of Star Fox on the SNES.
>>334929459
Nintendo is in for a rough patch with their upcoming games. Federation Force and Color Splash are going to get critically panned (rightfully so, they're going to be mediocre-awful) and I can't see TMS doing that well critically either. Kirby, Rhythm Heaven, and Pokemon will do fine, but all those are 3DS games and Pokemon won't be out until November at the earliest.
Nintendo needs to pull some good games out of their ass for the NX.
Why are people surprised when a series perpetuated by remaking the same 5/10 SNES tech demo gets a 5/10?
>>334929459
>complain game is too short
>complain game is too long
What's up with reviewers nowadays? Literally complaining about everything.
>>334940328
They can be disabled, we've known about this for a while.
http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2015/06/nintendo_says_that_star_fox_zeros_gyro_controls_can_be_turned_off
If you're going to shitpost do it with something people can't disprove with a simple google search
>>334940271
Mario Maker is a good game sadly plagued by insane japanese stages which I expect a 2 year old of doing
>>334940698
If they aren't paid or bribed with something they pick out something regardless of if it makes sense or not to complain about.
>>334934279
Kid Icarus was absolutely gorgeous for a 3ds game and had a fake-out ending that gave it the impression of being a far longer game
>>334940726
How is it a good game again? You can't even play as different characters unless they're reskins of Mario.
Why can't I play as Luigi with his SMB2 dynamics? Why not Peach with her floating and unique items? Why not Link with his bombs and arrows and fairy summon?
There is so much wrong with Mario Maker.
>>334940712
>Tue 23rd Jun 2015
https://www.vg247.com/2016/03/04/motion-controls-cannot-be-entirely-disabled-in-star-fox-zero/
If you're going to shitpost, do it with something people can't disprove with a simple google search
>>334936841
Because I can't play Mount & Blade Warband on PS4
>>334936195
Someone post the pasta. Please
So, from what I can gather, Starfox Zero is good, not great, but has a steep learning curve since the new aiming system is so different than the other games, and that's what makes it frustrating for the first couple of hours. But, eventually it clicks and the game is enjoyable. Reminds me of Wonderful 101.
7/10 is the kind of score you'll find on some legitimately amazing games, or games that couldn't quite capitalise on their potential.
Either way, how come no one is talking about the multiplayer? Is it not online yet? I'm honestly only really excited for that part of the game, but I've heard absolutely nothing about it other than that there's no local.
>Gyro controls
Would Nintendo be better if Miyamoto just dropped dead?
>>334940948
No online for anything but Guard.
There is local, but it's only an incredibly shitty co-op mode. As in, one guy moves and the other one shoots.
>>334941039
Sounds like it makes the game playable when you have two pairs of eyes and hands. Or if you're a spider.
>>334940712
Nintendo backpedaled on that comment It's been repeatedly confirmed by literally everyone who has played the game, there are two settings for motion controls:
>always on
>on only when shooting
There is no "off". There is no aim-with-right-stick option.
You absolutely have to wiggle the damn pad around to aim. It is 100% not optional.
>>334940878
>can be disabled
>except for areas that were designed solely around it and would be impossible to complete without them like Metroid Prime 3's twisting
HURR DURR
We did it Sonybros.
>>334941102
You can actually shoot as the pilot in co-op. But only single laser unfortunately.
>>334940845
>How is it a good game again?
It's intuitive and offers nigh endless replay value. The games themselves are good, though the physics are a bit off from the originals. But, as a level maker it's really easy to use while offering enough depth to allow for interesting designs.
There are problems, of course. Browsing levels is incredibly tedious and slow and trying to find good ones is a nightmare and requires you to use external tools. You also can't search for levels by name, which is just stupid.
>>334936756
Why buy games on PC when the huge bulk of it's library is (is not are) on PS4. Not to mention exclusives.
>>334941016
I always enjoy imagining Nintendo IPs being made by other companies.
>>334940967
>ただ
>>334941039
That's unfortunate. Guess I'll pass on this one then.
