Make sure you don't say things like these to superior female gamers
http://fraghero.com/10-things-avoid-saying-female-gamer/
Sometimes I forget that women are fragile children that can't walk among us normal folk (i.e.: men).
Good thing these guys are here to set me straight!
>>334907689
Who actually says this shit unprovoked? Chances are she announces "muh vagina" as soon as she enters a game and doesn't shut the fuck about it till she gets a reaction. I've been gaming for years on all platforms and received maybe 2 hate mails that whole time, both were on XBL.
>>334907858
whore
>>334907858
>Who actually says this shit unprovoked?
tons of children do
>>334907689
>I am still trying to figure out how someone’s voice depicts how much they weigh
dropped.
so tits or gtfo is still ok
good
>>334907689
Someone give me a summary. I gave the site one clicked but as soon as I saw it's one of those multi-page websites that squeeze extra clicks out of you I closed the tab. From the first few I read I'm sure it's all very progressive, though.
>>334907689
I avoid saying anything to anyone. Because talking requires effort.
>>334908245
I did the same thing.
>>334908245
It's the usual bunch of cliches.
>>334907689
I think this is too lax. We males are dangerous and too aggressive to be around, period.
We need our own games... hell, our own schools and work environments. We need our own institutions. Anything males are involved in needs to be kept EXCLUSIVELY to males.
>>334908245
dont use kitchen jokes or qualify compliments with "for a girl"
>>334907689
>No archive
Nice shilling bro
>>334908524
Males are clearly too violent and need to be removed from the planet
>>334908708
So women can do what? Complain unopposed and accomplish nothing?
>>334907689
>people with child brains getting mad at actual children
top vagina lads
notice the author's picture
>>334908972
>I play video games and I don't make sandwiches
>>334907689
>>334909101
Rice
I play video games & I don't make sandwiches.
>>334907858
Immediately her opinion is disregarded because the FIRST THING said about her in her BIO is basically MUH VAGINA
>I am still trying to figure out how someone’s voice depicts how much they weigh. Apparently my vocal chords are surrounded by a certain amount of fat cells, it makes a distinct sound when I speak and is easily detected when I talk to people online.
>check picture
>she's a fat cunt
Like fucking poetry.
>>334909101
>>334909216
>not wanting to make sandwiches out of principal
How fucking petty can you get?
Sandwiches are fucking great.
>>334909412
Also this is to be expected.
>>334907689
fuck off linking to your literally who clickbait trapsite, pastebin or fuck off
>>334907689
>female gamers deal with a lot more flak
lol no they don't, men just don't care
>>334907689
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>>334907689
>console plebs
>>334909585
le ebin randum food man XDDD
what does she have against sandwiches
>>334909624
They're a symbol of the patriarchy, shitlord
>>334909647
but theyre delish
>>334909721
Holy fucking shit I'm literally shaking
Learn how the world works, shitlord
>>334909624
I'd say an intolerance to wheat, but that seems way too reasonable for someone who wrote an article like this
>Get back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
>You sound fat!
>You play well…for a girl.
>You’re a slut!
>Will you marry me?
I say variants of these to a girl. Worked out fine for me.
>>334907689
there is no such thing as a superior female gamer.
think about it when have women ever made it to worlds in lol or won any of the old doom or quake tournaments? or won any star craft tournament or won any street fighter or tekken tournament
are there female gamers sure. are there some good ones yes. are there any that can be thought of as the best of the best? no
>>334907689
the "girl" in the op looks like a dude with long hair.
if you are MtF trans, you are an assigned male, therefore playing video games isnt statistically significant or something because you
are affected by things marketed to men regardless if you identify as one. I really dont mind my trans friends, but they arent feminine when they interact with me at all
and I am yet to meet a born girl gamer
>>334909585
Le epic how2basik lol!!!!!
guess what is her debut article, then guess why this was posted to /v/.
>>334910391
Even her Twitter name AND handle are all about food.
Jesus, put down the fork for a god damn minute.
>>334907689
Who gives a fuck
Anyone who plays video games is equal in my eyes and I will insult anyone equally
>>334911909
>invaders come to your border
>"Who gives a fuck? Fighting back is just as bad and dumb. I'm so above this."
>you're decapitated
Oops
>>334910568
/v/ is all about food analogy too.
>>334911968
Way to fucking misinterpret everything I said
>>334912034
Uh oh, it's a crying GooberGobbler.
Can we talk about meat video games?
>>334912058
I'm saying I insult anyone regardless of who they are and you start speaking baby-talk with me?
What kind of meme is this?
>>334912083
>>334912083
Factory lines always amaze me, especially as they get more and more optimized over time
Sage
Mods
Report
>>334912020
#BENGAZI
>>334912097
Go back to 8ch GumpyGamber.
>>334912124
>we still haven't created completely autonomous systems
Shit sucks
>>334912083
>>334912118
no wonder i got laid off
regards, former butcher
>>334912164
?
Is this a new forced meme?
>>334912083
>>334912118
I have a better one m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJwyjWpP4XA
>>334912235
>new
>>334912083
>>334912118
>>334912124
Shit like this is why I love watching How It's Made.
>>334912264
Yeah, I look at video game threads, not memeshit threads, so this meme is completely oblivious to me.
Why anyone would want to talk like a toddler is beyond me.
>>334909721
You're really upsetting me Anon.
>>334912215
>mutt vision
>>334907689
TBF, all of these are pretty cringeworthy things said to female gamers on a regular basis.
>>334908546
>you have a pretty big cock for a girl
>>334912203
Just get certified to run and work on the robots. While they're replacing half the work force, you're gaining more employment opportunities.
>>334912330
>i like at video game threads
>Hmm, this superior female gamers thread is really up my alley!
>>334912401
Don't care. I'm homosocial. Women can fuck off and scrapbook or whatever. They're incapable of producing anything interesting on their own.
>>334912215
When was the last time you were this excited, /v/?
>>334912528
It's a thread about communication in video games and I simply addressed that you should communicate with everyone the same way regardless of their gender, looks or stature
Pandering to anyone is fucking pathetic
>>334912264
im dying
>>334912530
>But that was only a small part of the reason why I quit. The main reason was the disturbing new player-base. The game got bigger with every new expansion that was released, and as it got bigger, it brought in a vast amount of new players. I noticed that more and more “normal” people who had active and pleasurable social lives were starting to play the game, as the new changes catered to such a crowd. WoW no longer became a sanctuary where I could hide from the evils of the world, because the evils of the world had now followed me there. I saw people bragging online about their sexual experiences with girls... and they used the term “virgin” as an insult to people who were more immersed in the game than them. The insult stung, because it was true. Us virgins did tend to get more immersed in such things, because our real lives were lacking. I couldn’t stand to play WoW knowing that my enemies, the people I hate and envy so much for having sexual lives, were now playing the same game as me. There was no point anymore. I realized what a terrible mistake I made to turn my back on the world again. The world is brutal, and I need to fight for my place in it. My life was at a crucial turning point, and I couldn’t waste any more precious time.
>>334912530
I'll have you know anon, i'm a pretty good welder as well as a female gamer.
>>334907689
I don't have a problem with womem playing video games, I just have a problem when they define themselves as gamer girls and have to constantly remind everyone of their vagina and the fact they play video games. Most of the cringeworthy comments that women get sent is because they had to be so expressive about the fact they play vidya. Most womem I've met playing online are like this, but the ones who aren't and keep to themselves don't recieve hate.
tldr this all boils down to women knowing their place
>>334907689
>That one that just says "kitchen" and nothing else
>>334912215
>just B lines it for the ocean
jesus christ.
>>334907689
>writing several pages of text about how some kids called you names on xbox live
One of them literally just said "kitchen" and it was enough to piss her off.
>>334912495
She's fat.
>>334912740
And the cunt goes straight to virgin shaming.
It's a living nightmare to finally understand women. They're fucking automatons. Literally pod people.
>>334912741
>that photograph
everyfuckingtime
>>334912741
thats not welding.
>>334912083
Is this supposed to disgust me? Because it's actually pretty impressive.
>>334912865
>>334912862
gb2reddit
>>334912741
>welder
>>334912862
>I came across this Asian guy who was talking to a white girl. The sight of that filled me with rage. I always felt as if white girls thought less of me because I was half-Asian, but then I see this white girl at the party talking to a full-blooded Asian. I never had that kind of attention from a white girl! And white girls are the only girls I’m attracted to, especially the blondes. How could an ugly Asian attract the attention of a white girl, while a beautiful Eurasian like myself never had any attention from them? I thought with rage. I glared at them for a bit, and then decided I had been insulted enough. I angrily walked toward them and bumped the Asian guy aside, trying to act cocky and arrogant to both the boy and the girl. My drunken state got the better of me, and I almost fell over to the floor after a few minutes of this. They said something along the lines that I was very drunk and that I needed to get some water, so I angrily left them and went out to the front yard, where the main partying happened. Rage fumed inside me as I realized that I just walked away from that confrontation, so I rushed back into the house and spitefully insulted the Asian before walking outside again.
>>334912867
what is it? I don't know shit about electronics
>>334912118
Yeesh. Imagine a human accidently getting caught in one of those.
>>334912741
Why does that 'tool' have a clitoris stimulator on it? Is she holding a vibrator?
>>334912937
Soldering
>>334912830
I should write an article because some 10 year old told me he fucked my mum. Just need an idea about the thesis.
>>334912925
And now to pathologizing any criticism.
>"O-Oh no! If someone says a-anything b-bad about women, he's g-gonna do something t-terrible!"
No arguments. Just shaming and pathologizing while they run amok.
People, do not attempt to reason with roasties. They are like locusts. They swarm in and shit things up and demand their share. They are incapable of reason.
>>334912937
Soldering. Brazing is soldering but at a higher temp. Welding is actually melting two pieces of metal with or without filler to make a new single piece of metal that cannot be separated back into its original pieces. Soldering and brazing are reversible, welding is not.
>>334912971
It's a hair curler
How anyone would confuse that for a soldering iron is beyond me
>>334912937
pic related
>>334907689
I have barely seen these things ever happen to me in a game, despite others knowing I'm female. The kitchen? Yeah, why not. I love to cook afterall. Ugly? People always expect me to be a pretty person somehow. Fat? I guess there is doubts, but my voice is rather high to be so fat. Most likely sound like a little child. Marriage proposals, I guess that's to be expected when they find a female gamer "ideal". Attention? If you're too retarded to have a regular convo or have a good match, plz gtfo. Otherwise it's pretty cool. Not like I purposely seek the attention.
I never saw any offense in these things. I suppose it makes me giggle at the least, feeling slightly flattered but more willing to have a rematch. Although, I must say I no longer hide my gender/male pretend for some years now, since I have grown to be more tolerating and a better talker now. Wouldn't say I'm normal as I am now lol
>>334913018
Oh derp, of course
Not a native speaker so I didn't even register how stupid calling that mistake was
>>334913059
>I am not part of the human race. Humanity has rejected me. The females of the human species have never wanted to mate with me, so how could I possibly consider myself part of humanity? Humanity has never accepted me among them, and now I know why. I am more than human. I am superior to them all. I am Elliot Rodger... Magnificent, glorious, supreme, eminent... Divine! I am the closest thing there is to a living god. Humanity is a disgusting, depraved, and evil species. It is my purpose to punish them all. I will purify the world of everything that is wrong with it. On the Day of Retribution, I will truly be a powerful god, punishing everyone I deem to be impure and depraved.
>>334913060
>welding is not
Yes it is, either through bending or using an angle grinder
Take care, though, because doing this shit improperly might cause the weld to blow
>>334912898
What's happening in this webm? Are they just destroying motherboards?
>>334913094
humans are a species, not a race
>>334913074
LONDON
>>334913094
>male is forced to madness by cuntery
>cunts can only titter and complain
Avoid cunts. Flee and find a sanctuary. Do not fight.
>>334913120
I don't think you know what reversible means. You can re-melt solder and braze filler and pull the original pieces apart and have the original pieces. Welding fuses them together at a molecular level. The only way to separate them it to break them.
>>334913120
>through bending
but that just works while it's still hot, right? if you bend it to the point of it breaking, the material itself will probably break instead of the weld
>angle grinder
that's just cutting it apart
>>334913227
>In late June, my mother moved out of the Summit Town Homes and bought a house in West Hills. It was the first time my mother bought a house, as she had only rented in the past. The house had recently undergone a renovation, so it was practically brand new. The house had a swimming pool and was located in a nice enough area, though I would have still preferred it if my mother had gotten married to a wealthy man and moved into a mansion. I still continued to pester her to do this, and she still stubbornly refused. I will always resent my mother for refusing to do this. If not for her sake, she should have done it for mine. Joining a family of great wealth would have truly saved my life. I would have a high enough status to attract beautiful girlfriends and live above all of my enemies. All of my horrific troubles would have been eased instantly. It is very selfish of my mother to not consider this.
>>334913074
>tfw a guildie has a top tier voice that sends shivers down your spine
>tfw you know they're almost certainly fat despite a complete lack of wheezing
>>334913152
Yeah, probably electronic waste from a company that got new computers
>Free advertising on 4chan the thread
Well shit might as well plug this then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlP8QXnCCdk
>>334912686
When my gf told me her parents were out of town.
Why does anti-skub always take the feminist side?
>>334909585
so RANDUYMB lmao XDDD have all my upboats!!
>>334913120
You're a fucking retard.
>>334913227
It's actually him being creepy as fuck while also being nuclear-level thirsty
Not a good combination to retain your sanity
>>334913343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSrU-tQLLz8
What did he mean by this?
>>334907689
>you are good for a girl
Why aren't people supposed to say that?
Me and few of my friends defeated a "professional DotA 2 female team"
You know why there aren't any females in pro scene? Because they are bad at games.
normal pro scene, it's not like only men are allowed to play there. There was 1, ONLY ONE girl to ever play in league of legends esports and she left after few weeks...
Woman are just bad at games compared to man period
>you do this for attention
Yes you do, i know many girls playing ASSFAGGOTS and there was only 1 that actually played her in her free time because she liked it and not only when there are guys around to play with...
Also things you shouldn't say
>you are a slut?
and right after
>will you marry me? (or course no one is serious about it they mean in the sense that she is a perfect woman or what not)
"You are a slut"? NO DON'T SAY THAT
"You are a perfect girl"? NO DON'T SAY THAT EITHER
It's like a fucking poetry
>>334913443
He's angry that nobody is interested in his ineffectual, stinking tar pit genitals
>>334912118
The one robot is so gentle with the carcass. It's kinda adorable.
>>334913504
>DotA and fucking LOL as examples
>still calls them ASSFAGGOTS to pretend he is somehow superior to these shitty games
>>334912741
I assume this is some sort of stock/edited image, but what I don't understand is what it's trying to convey.
>>334913443
he's probably a little upset over being beaten in a video game. ive received similar messages. its no big deal .
>>334909412
>And honestly, why does it even matter? I still whooped your butt in Call of Duty and I have a top 10 high score on that Rock Band song you just failed. I didn’t realize that there was a weight requirement for me to earn your respect in the gaming world
lies
everyone knows girls go negative K/D in all FPS and fail every song in... rockband?
how fucking OLD is this article?!
>>334913594
It's just the tip at the end that does it for me.
>>334913651
I get that.
What I don't get is what me meant by it.
What does it even mean?
>>334913616
>woman performing a technical activity in a clean and specialized industrial lab
>>334913616
all female welders know that if you hold the welder that close to the tip your fucking fingers will sizzle.
>>334913721
get gud
>>334907689
What if I'm a woman myself and I find it pleasurable to dominate other female players online?
>>334913698
>>334913609
>still calls them ASSFAGGOTS to pretend he is somehow superior to these shitty games
Those are the only games i play with my shitty pc mate.
Just like the term.
>>334913764
>Not having hands of steel that cannot bleed
You'll never make it in today's competitive welding market.
>>334913786
you're not a woman, you have a mental illness
Video games are for children
Women are children
Women should play video games
I'd like to see more grrlgamerz honestly. Maybe in an alternate universe the demographics are switched - girls are the ones playing games and NEETing life whereas men build and shit.
>>334913786
Wearing a skirt doesn't make you a girl anon.
>>334913189
Not quite in London, but fairly close! I wish to go there someday in my life.
>>334913259
Usually fat people tend to have a slightly different tone to their voice than those who are not. It tends not to sound as "clear" most likely because of the fat around the neck/chin. I think wheezing happens at morbid obese point.
Still, some people have lovely voices and are pleasant to listen to. I've had this thing about my family basically insulting me with being too high pitched and others loving it. That is really...confusing.
Anyway, I put my expectations to most people being fat on the internet; just because half the time it's the right guess and it's even more than half when playing online. Afterall, there is only the fatties, the blessed skeletons and the normies.
>>334913786
Post more Metallia
>the majority of gamers are women!
>men keep women out of gaming!
So which is it?
>>334913786
There's no fun in that. The only thing you can take pleasure of is kicking other women off their thrones so they start hating you. They always hate me for some reason irl/online/vidya anyway. I lost hope unless they appear to end up being cool enough...hasnt happened.
>>334913074
You type like a huge faggot.
I once regularly played on a TF2 server that had a female player that named her medigun "Vaginal Hubris." She was pretty good and talked shit with the best of them. She never cried about people calling her a cunt.
>spending all this time hating a specific kind of gamer when you're every bit as obnoxious and negative
>not just playing your fucking video games instead
No wonder you're all miserable, impotent NEETS and "redpilled" clowns. Get a fucking hold of yourselves and toughen up; it's a hard world.
>>334913912
>>334907689
>Gamer girls are awesome individuals and should be celebrated by just being awesome. We tend to have thicker skin since there seems to be a lot more to deal with mentally when engaging the gaming community
>proceeds to write 3 pages of shit, literally whining about xbox live comments and ending it with "pls stop being so mean!"
my fucking ASS has thicker skin than that cuntand I got a soft baby butt
>>334914009
Thanks fucboi. Being a faggot is too common btw. Try something new.
>>334914116
Okay you type in a manner that seems like you inhale entire paleted dongles of dicks. Stop fucking doing that right now you double nigger.
>play L4D2 versus mode
>7 out of 8 spots are filled so we start the game
>about halfway through someone joins and fills up the last spot
>first thing I hear, in a girly voice:
>"Ooh hello, im sorry, did I take up a spot guys?"
>instantly the 2 other guys in my team start licking her ass as if they have never seen or heard of these women species
>I just reply with "oh god"
>she notices and asks me whats wrong
>straight out explain to her that shes an attentionwhore
>she throws a fit on how people always judge her
>2 whiteknights start insulting me
>get votekicked
I fucking hate this game
>>334914268
Autistic as fuck.
They probably weren't "white knights", they probably just didn't want to play with some immature asswipe sperging out over a girl, which is what you did.
So don't play it and everyone wins
>>334914268
>caring about getting votekicked if you already knew the game would just be constant attention whoring
???
>>334913721
Probably something to do with getting on your knees to give a blowjob. Or maybe he was just being existential. Who knows.
>>334913907
>blessed skeletons
Why blessed?
>>334910391
#videogames
#shill
#fat
#hungry
#misogeny
#killallman
#lol
#XD
##
>>334914446
"Have ambition to get off your fucking knees just like life"
Sounded like he was trying to be inspirational, and pep talky which is weird with the bit that comes next.
>>334913443
>avatar pic
Everytime.
>>334913272
cannot remember the artist here, name?
>>334913272
Oliver de Sagazan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gYBXRwsDjY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQHrK7W7mGo
>>334912124
Boy, you better start playing factorio then.
>>334914989
Factorio is shit though.
>>334914989
>seems like a neat strategy game about producing steadily better factories
>it's actually just top-down minecraft
Wait, why doesn't she make sandwiches? Sandwiches are delicious. I make sandwiches
>>334914018
>pretty good
>as a class that heals and is easy as fuck to play
def not impressed unless she was using the crossbow to get headshots at sniper range, but that would be a waste of a medic.
>>334914375
but they were spreging over the girl because tits
how is that anon not correct?
if she REALLY wanted to be a team player, she would type her shit or not talk, thus revealing her tits status to everyone.
>>334915391
>victim of genocide
spooky
>>334915220
>>334915391
>victim of trans whatever
>not trumping everyone being a victim of fucking genocide first and foremost
>>334913073
Cool clock ahmed
Also if women want to be equals in society they have to forgo all their special privileges they've obtain from having a vagina.
>>334913786
>Always act like a guy in any online game
>Attention whore queen joins the match
>Start talking like the candid whore she is
>Kill her ten times in a row
>Spawn kill her
>She start bitching, says I'm bullying her
>I don't reply, and just keep killing her, she gets angrier and angrier with every death
>mfw at some point, she start to cry in the mic
>mfw she is begging for people to votekick me
>mfw she ends up being the one kicked out
>>334915435
What's wrong with being a girl and using a headset like so many other people do?
You're talking absolute shit.
And yes, maybe they were, but their sperging didn't get them kicked for being an asshole.
>>334912256
1 is best
>>334909412
Lol being fat definitely changes your voice its not even debatable Jesus fucking Christ the bullshit that these sjw whales come out with is incredible
>>334907689
>linking to advert based clickbait
I have more respect for angry COD teenagers then your kind, faggot.
>>334915548
I love "things that never happened" stories, how did you know?
>>334907689
>Complaining about women
>On a website dedicated to Eskimo Motion Pictures
>implying you even interact with the opposite gender
>>334915578
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>334915702
>Implyorating that's a bad thing
>>334915627
>he doesn't use adblock
>>334914989
I'm not intelligent enough for that. I tried out spacechem and infinifactory although I know factoria is simpler, I don't want to have to deal with enemies. I did like the factory crafting system in rogue galaxy
>>334915548
>>334913907
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.
>mfw thinking about you hurting
I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London
>>334915435
>if she REALLY wanted to be a team player, she would type her shit or not talk, thus revealing her tits status to everyone
Yeah, you come out of this story sounding pretty autistic tbqh family.
>>334916023
>>334915560
because you have nothing important to add to the strategy.
100% of girls just say things about getting mad or blurting out about how there is an enemy nearby and not WHERE they are.
i've been online FPS'ing since 1995 ok. i know things about this shit.
What happened to women /v/? They used to be not shit
>>334907689
Whatever you virgins say, only a complete degenerate would talk to a woman like that, be it online or in real life
>>334916023
>>334915560
99% of all players who use a headset in pub chat are fucking faggots.
>>334912083
>>334912118
Reminds me of Abe's Oddysee.
>>334916023
I asked a question, you're deflecting it towards me because you're fucking weak. It doesn't matter how much you work or go to school and it never will, you were born weak and you will die weak. Me, I had a period of my life I fell off, yeah. But I'm taking control. You know why? Because I can. I can surprass you with no fucking effort. Just because I chose to live the way I have doesn't mean I'm stuck there forever. I made those choices and I'm making the choice to stop letting other people run away with whatever illusion of power I've instilled upon them. I am greater than you and always will be. So don't come at me sideways thinking you're fucking sweet or something. Taking shorts cause I'm in Florida when you couldn't say a word to me when I was home. It is my concern and it will be my concern. Fall Back.
>>334913074
Fuck off, Katie.
>>334916386
I can't take the memes...
>>334916283
this
this 10,000%
and on consoles, no one uses a headset anymore. they used to, but they don't.
even worse are the people who are using them, breathing into the mic, but not talking.
>>334912686
I don't know
>>334916386
Oh my fucking GOD
Heres what would happen. A literal army of bald eagles and A-10s would black out the skies. A massive line of Lifted Camo F-150s burning the tears of the parents of dead afghan refugees in their v10s would blanket the earth in a beautiful hydrocarbon fog. Marine Le Pen would be standing in shining, brazen armor with Holy Roman Scripture written all over it in gold lettering. On the horizon, a Nimitz-class supercarrier would be slowly trudging across the ground, carried on the backs of Native Americans. The ship approaches her, and stops. The rope that hung Saddam Hussein hangs across the side, and I slide down. I'm wearing a suit made of the Articles of Confederation, written in the blood of Andrew Motherfucking Jackson.I drink a 64oz big gulp, empty a barrel magazine into a bunch of sandnigger islamists who are gawking at my massive vessel, and approach her.
I grasp her hand, I kneel, and look her in the eyes.
"The feels when no cutee pie french girlfriend." My words are like thunder. A minaret falls over, killing two somalians.
"LONDON???" I exclaim.
"We!" Marine utters, while gasping as she convulses perfectly from 1776 orgasms at once.
I stand, and shout at the top of my lungs "THE PEOPLE!!!!". My voice travels across Europe, echoing from the Baltic states to the Scandinavian snow-touched mountains. Me and Marine lock lips. Every single MSM outlet across the world is reporting this LIVE. Millions of liberals and jews hang themselves. Anudda shoah! Netanyahu exclaims as he empties his brain cavity with a 5.56 NATO round. Blacks and Arabs flee Europe, and the stragglers are dispersed of by Sikhs. (which are bro tier)
After that night, where our creation of a child under God in holy matromony took place on live television, a child is Born.
His name is Adolf. Grampa Trump holds him to the Sky, and the whole world cheers, but not after wiping a dash of bud light on his forehead.
>>334913764
Why is this the woman's fault? She's just some model or actress they hire for stock photoshoots being told what to do by the cameraman/crew.
Why are people so stupid that they don't rationalise stuff simply because it apparently proves what they want to believe?
>guy plays fem character
>meh whatever
>girl plays male character
>¿YOU'RE A GIRL?
>EAT MY SMEGMA
>WANNA SEE MY PEEN?
>WOMEN SUCK AT GAMES ANYWAY HUEHUEHUE
>>334916763
Why did you start your "argument" with lies? You're immediately treated better and people try to add you if you're even slightly social playing a female character in an MMO.
Reminder that all the good """gamer""" girls are in exactly one game, and that you could've listened.
>>334917092
Feminism exists in an insane bizarro universe where everything is exactly the opposite of the truth.
For example, "male privilege" is a myth and "female privilege" is real. That's why there are about 10,000x as many MtFs as FtMs.
>>334916686
why do people keep posting this shit edit of that picture?
>sadest
>>334917271
sadist wombat down in the dungeon
>>334917246
>"male privilege" is a myth and "female privilege" is real.
No, this is retarded. Both sexes have advantages. You don't know how terrible it is to have your periods until you know how it feels.
>>334907689
>Xbox Live
I think it's hilarious how this bitch mentions PSN and Steam without showing a single hate mail from those two software giants. Not to mention this typical XBL bullshit that EVERYONE receives from little kids. Not to mention, still on Xbox360.
What a shitty article.
>open legs
>never have to work a day in your life
>scheme your way into childbirth because you're inherently scum
>break up with father
>steal 80% of his paycheck for the rest of his working life
>cry rape and put someone in jail for two decades before you can just say LMAO ITS JUST A PRANK BRO DUDE CALM DOWN
>>>>>"m-m-muh periods!"
I wish MGTOW wasn't fedora-tier, because they've got most of it right.
What's exactly wrong with gamergirls?
A key that can open many locks is a good key.
A lock that can be opened by many keys is a shit lock.
>>334919927
your are making shit up, anon. The people you describe are not the majority.
>>334919962
>What's exactly wrong with gamergirls?
In one word bro....unorthodox
uhhhh
>>334920148
>America.jpg
>>334920148
A vagina isn't a lock. I like this meme sentence like another guy, but you shouldn't ever use it seriously.
U H H
H
H
>>334914268
Sounds like they ditched the asswipe senpai
>>334920253
what is that fucking cringeworthy shit at the bottom, go away
>>334920150
hurr
why are you dumping your /r9k/ folder, anon?
>>334912741
Are those curling tongues?
Because /r9k/ became a normie shithole when pepe got saved and I've got too much to not use, and also becauseI'm sure not everyone is just baiting when they defend internet-enabled women and if there's a chance to even save one of them from an alimony, I'll take it.
This happened.
>>334920679
>that pic
It reeks of insecurity and virginity
>>334920461
I'm leaving my estate to my cat.
>>334913656
There's a new RockBan out. Bieber DLC got announced.
Yeah it's already dead as fuck.
>>334920679
>imageboard posters
>getting into long-term relationships, let alone marriage
>>334920821
Hang yourself, roastie.
And this one usually kills the thread
>>334907689
when are people going to stop getting offended by what an 11 year old said to them online.
also this bitch looks like she eats a lot of sandwiches.
Have some chemo
>>334907858
how are u emailing on here from the kitchen?!?!
Hmm
>>334907689
>fishing this hard for pageviews
>>334920742
That´s kind of hot, is the women also raping the men when they kill us?
>>334907689
>do you like nutella
kek
That's pretty subtle trolling going to use that one
>>334920461
I've had bird "friends" at my family's cabin for a few years now. Two pairs of gulls, different species, but they get along decently. Every time we go there they spot us from who knows where and start begging for food.
Too bad they're not actually very nice, and the only positive thing they do is keep other gulls away.
>>334920303
Dicks aren't keys either faggot. The point is that for men it takes "effort" to have sex with the opposite gender, while for women it takes effort to not.
It's why "pick-up artists" are a male thing, why men with a lot of partners are studs, while women with a lot of partners are sluts. Also why virgin men are looked down upon while virgin women are prized.
u h h
>>334913656
All of the screenshots are from 3-4 years ago.
>>334908239
That's been replaced with LONDON now anyway
The greatest timeline in gaming slut history...
Xbox360 release in 2005 - > XBLArcade -> PartyChat
This is waaay back before TwitchTV was a thing and not many people did game playthroughs on Youtube.
Like, during that timeline, these bitches used to be playing shit like UNO showing their ass and tits and playing with their pussies on CAM. Matter of fact it was a mandatory thing for them to get a camera because whenever they would met someone it's like they wanted to start a relationship or just have someone they could call their boyfriend while online.
As it stands, the most horny females I've ever met in the history of gaming were from XBLArcade Card games with camera enable, Fighting Games, and Rainbow Six Vegas 1 and 2.
And what's funny is that I still talk to a few of them and we still play games together.And they're still open to being slutty
>>334920347
tldr or no
>>334907689
>tfw the only girl who plays vidya you know is really cool and also into fitness/very openly anti-HAES
I wish I didn't also really like her bf (great guy/perfect for her, no homo), because otherwise I would do everything to ruin that relationship just for the SLIVER of a chance to get with that.
>>334907689
Is that Katka?
>>334921667
It's the filename you fat reddit fuck
>>334920950
That's the point anon, they think the people who insult her are like 30 year old neckbeards virgins
also xbox360 is funny as fuck beat little kids in fifa or cod and they send u rage messages
>>334921667
>>334921719
It's also not real
>>334921667
It's funny and absolutely worth a read, butnot real, for better or worse.
>>334921719
>>334921775
You also have no proof that it isn't real.
>>334921310
Seeing people with gaming chair always kills me. It's like they think that shit will make them less scrubby.
>>334916184
They're alright. You're just focusing on the horrible women that happen to exist.
>>334913656
How fucking NEW are you?
>>334921018
I just read through this entire thing.
Holy
fucking
shit
Why are women so fucking stupid and hypocritical?
>>334913786
Why can't Japanese RPG's do proper cutscenes anymore? It's just these cutaway screens it fucking pisses me off how cheap looking it is.
>>334920150
But I love my mom.
I FUCKING HATE THAT "WHAT YOU/I/MOM/SOCIETY THINKS I DO" MEME
I HATE IT
HATE IIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>334921845
You know most yotubers / twitch people get them for free anyway all you have to do is send 1 mail with a link to your profile and proof that its you
>>334920150
>>334914268
Mate you went full retard there. You could have just said to her that these guys aren't going to stop sucking up to her now and nothing is gonna get done. She might not have really been an attentions whore mate.
