![Ending3Part2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/8fZd8MX.png "Ending3Part2[1].png")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBEKr7s2sc8
>entire game is up already
>it's shit
PREORDER CANCELLED
>that shitty gameplay
>those shitty graphics
Nintenbabbies will still defend it.
>>334893631
goddammit, chicken shit was a mistake
>>334893631
>venom is now an empty barren planet with a few turrets
>star wolf out of no where because why not
>>334894249
That shit happen in 64 for Venom 2
So Pepper is confirmed evil, right?
>>334893631
>1 minute and 30 second epic and gripping story intro before you can play the game
they don't have some other story stuf when you slelect the mission do they?
Holy shit this looks awful. Even the Andross fight is a piece of shit.
They actually came up with a gameplay mechanic WORSE than Assault's Third-Person Shooter stages.
>>334894594
No or else 64 fags would bitch again. I swear this game better shut them up for good so we can move on
>Those PS2 graphics
>Those framerate drops
Yeah, Wii U sucks and always will
>>334893631
Looks like shit desu.
>That lip syncing
>That voice acting
>That level design
>That gameplay
>That generic choir shit straight out of SSB
>Chicken mode is, of course, the worst thing in the series to date
Maybe I'll pop Assault in just to get the metaphorical taste out of my mouth.
>that slight delay between the appearance of the text and the voice acting
Does this annoy the absolute hell out of anyone else?
What even the fuck is wrong with it?
Seriously, the dissonance between what I see and the reactions in this thread is fucking astonishing.
Someone explain why I should be mad.
>>334893631
I'd rather play an HD port of Assault than this rehash.
That shitty stick font almost all Nintendo Wii U games use anboys me so much?
And why are all the profiles so badly animated and the voice acting so shit? Is it ironically bad for nostalgia pandering?
>>334895260
Hello? Anyone?
I'm really fucking confused by this thread right now.
>>334895260
You think this is what a 50 dollar game should be in 2016? A game projected to sell millions of copies? Where does the money go?
>>334895260
Im with you bro, the launch trailer made me hype as fuck, with the top speed level and everything in general look at least a lot fucking better than assault, the simplicity yet fun design is what m,ade SF64 so good.
Is just /v/ being used more to talk shit than discuss the good things.
>>334893631
I almost feel sorry for Wii U owners. Jesus christ what happened to this company?
>>334895459
>A game projected to sell millions of copies
[citation needed]
>>334895414
>I didn't get a reply in 3 minutes, what IS GOING ON
>shit taste in reaction faces
>likes Nintendo
This is an 18+ website
>>334893631
such a slow, terrible looking, chicken walker? fucking really?
THIS managed to pass QUALITY controll?
fuck it, they dont have quality control anymore.
i would have been PISSED if i bought a game like this going in blind.
This
>>334895464
But, This
>>334895459
makes it a love it or hate thing, expect mixed reviews.
Every successive post in this thread is getting more and more outlandish.
Pretty soon we're gonna have posts threatening to nuke Nintendo's HQ
>>334895513
64 sold 4 million, Assault sold 2 million and even the 3ds rerelease sold 1 mil.
>>334895540
>fuck it, they dont have quality control anymore
Nintendo's quality assurance has been dead, murdered, in fact, since 2006. That was the whole point of the Wii, Nintendo literally just let anyone develop for it like a fucking app store, then they're ironically forced to bid for contracts so that respectable people will actually develop for their system exclusively.
>mfw Xenoblade and Bravely Default are considered acceptable JRPGs and defined the taste of a generation
Holy lord fuck just shoot me.
>>334893631
>game designed for kids
>/v/ criticizes it from an adult perspective
there's literally nothing wrong with it, you're all being overly judgmental dickheads because your jaded standards have blinded you to the concept of "just because i don't like it doesn't mean it's bad"
>Go to sleep 9 hours ago
>Before resting my head i see people praising the game
>People talk about playing a good rail shooter again
>Wake up 40 minutes ago
>Make breakfast
>Sit down on computer
>Browse Internet
>Come to /v/
>This thread
>Start reading
>25/5/14
>People somehow shit on the game
Europe is truly Shitposter central holy shit
>>334895637
We need to nuke Nintendo's HQ.
There, now things have to get even more outlandish than that for the rest of the thread.
>>334895780
Shoot you yourself if you're so miserable
Maybe you should even livestream it
I don't see the problem. This is the best you can do with Starfox anyway.
>>334893631
holy mother of fuck.
>>334895848
>>334895816
>>game designed for kids
On a system no kid owns.
It's Star Fox 64. Almost beat for beat. Not even in just terms of story- you can get away with that a bit, but gameplay-wise it's like I'm jumping back 20 years ago. The Star Wolf fight, taking out Andross' weak points.
I mean I loved 64, but holy shit this is a little shameless.
Didn't they just remaster 64 for the 3DS a few years ago, too?
>>334895816
>game designed for kids
>"adults" from /v/ are playing it
>>334895534
>reaction images are something you have taste in
holy shit kill yourself
>modern nintendo
lmao
>>334893631
This is pretty damn bad
>>334895956
I guess new levels don't matter
>>334893631
>star wolf fight
>its only you fighting them with no teamamtes
>all you just do is press the loop button to win
I'm probably fucking stupid considering i've only playedassaultbut that fight looked boring whats the story reason for the rest of fox's team not being with him to help break up the monotony of the only thing to do in the fight is do a loop
when someone gets behind, instead of having to help your teamates sometimes AND have to do loops when someone gets behind you
I can't put my thoughts about the andross battle and what i didn't like into clear words but it didn't look very good
the escape and land the finishing blow on andross looked mediocre as fuck
also the chicken walker really didnt seem like that good of an idea
>>334893631
Man, I've seen PS2 games that look way better.
Is it just me or is the game a soft remake of the 64 game, which was a soft remake of the original?
>>334895956
The fanbase complained they wanted more 64, and they got it
Except now nobody is satisfied
>>334895875
> the best they can do
Which is sad, considering this is Nintendo. Honestly, it's not even that the game looks "terrible," it's that the game looks LAME. If this didn't have the Star Fox name attached, no one would give a fuck.
>>334895956
DUDE ITS JUST LIKE THE GAME YOU PLAYED AS A KID DUDE
REMEMBER WHEN YOUR FATHER BEAT YOUR MOM BUT YOU HAD THE NINTENDO ON FULL VOLUME SO YOU CANT HEAR HER CRY
DO A BARREL ROLL HAHA GIVE ME YOUR MONEY FUCKING PEASANTS
>Watching a Let's Play
>"LOL GAME'S BAD I PLAYED IT!"
/v/ has truly become a cesspool. Remember when people actually played video games here?
>>334896070
>Except now nobody is satisfied
Speak for your fucking elf
>>334896040
But that's the thing, from that fucking video, it's not a new level. It's basically the hard route of the last Venom level from 64.
A Star Wolf fight, then you go through a weird tunnel, and then Andross.
>>334895816
>kids have played original games
>kids care about nintendo
kek.
>>334895956
yeah, they DID remaster it for the 3ds
and the fucked up part, is it looks BETTER than THIS failed abortion.
fuck me running, im in awe of the qte's they managed to shove in on top of this flaming trash pile.
>>334893631
>We could have gotten a game that expanded on Assault's great foundation
>LOL here's another 64 rehash instead, you rike?
Fuck you Miyamoto. Holy fuck I'm mad.
>>334896040
Wow holy heck new levels where do I put my shekels?
YouTube videos are oddly not loading for me, and I haven't been watching anything about Star Fox Zero, what's wrong with it?
>>334895534
Holy shit you got me there for a while nigger, you wont do this to me anymore /v/, I will enjoy games without teenage memeing masters telling me I should feel bad for doing so.
>>334896102
>I like shit
Good for you. Seriously. I wish I could be happy about this mediocrity.
>>334896102
I'm not dissatisfied really, and frankly I haven't been following the game much
But the majority of posts ITT seem fairly upset with one thing or another
>>334896153
How many games will Miyamoto ruin until people realize he is a hack?
>>334896153
A 64 rehash wouldnt be the worst thing in the world. But I'd at least expect it would have a good presentation. From this video, the voice acting is just unbelievably awful.
>>334894809
They'll just start whining again if we move on from 64. 64fags are the Meleefags of Star Fox.
>>334896127
>one video is the whole game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld5QwkTw-Ug
Tell me where I can do this in 64
>>334896158
>levels don't matter
>the entire fucking meat of the game doesn't matter
Consider suicide
>>334896205
>shit analogy
kill yourself
>>334896153
>>LOL here's another 64 rehash instead, you rike?
name a single fucking person who was asking for more assault after that game came out
literally every fan was asking for another sf64
and here you go
fucking nintendo fans good god they can't agree on shit
>>334896205
I wish you could feel happy about anything, anon.
>>334896153
This.
Regardless of the mistakes Assault made, it's plot was not overtly one of them. It's quite goddamn honestly the only character development we've ever gotten, across the entire cast, and it sort of sends off Pepper and establishes Peppy in a new role.
NO LETS DUST OFF SHIGGY, REBOOT THE SERIES WITH A MEME DEVELOPER, AND CREATE A WORSE GIMMICK THAN THIRD-PERSON SHOOTER STAGES
HOPA U RIKE RIT
>>334896326
Protip: this entire thread is Assault fanboys samefagging
This is what happen when Krystal isn't in it.
>>334896182
pls respond
Who here has the balls to admit it should have been open world?
>>334896346
Calm down dude, it's just a game
>Watch video
>Pretty neat
>Read the thread afterwards
>A literal cesspool of shitposters infesting this bait thread
I'm just stop browsing /v/ until the game comes out
That fight looked awful. What a waste. The walker is a poor man's Assault third-person gameplay.
>>334896326
>If you dont like X you must be Y
>>334894982
Sonygger here that is too young to remember what ps2 games looked like I see.
Is Star Fox secretly a mediocre franchise with only one god tier game?
>>334896503
>irrelevant reply
i bet you're a krystalfag too
>>334896512
yeah because i forgot that ps2 games actually look better than this shit
>>334896334
lol what a gay
>>334896290
Why are they even shooting wildlife on a planet in the Lylat System? Couldn't they just fly over/away from it?
Level looks cool though. Star Fox 64 had cool levels too. What am I specifically supposed to be looking at?
>>334896529
>Is Star Fox secretly a mediocre franchise with only one god tier main theme?
>>334896631
>What am I specifically supposed to be looking at?
A level that wasn't in StarFox 64.
>>334896529
I'm not sure I'd even call 64 god tier.
>>334896595
Underage rule needs to start being enforced hard, starting with you b&.
That looks fucking terrible and the walker is incredibly forced. Worse "venom", worse Starwolf fight, worst Andross in the series
64 is better, holy shit put Miyamoto in a retirement home ASAP. He can't do anything good
>>334896290
I would hope that it would contain new levels, considering it's not marked as a remake.
The fact though that they rehashed the entire ending sequence from 64 is really something.
>>334896098
>Remember when people actually played video games here?
Stop complaining, it was either this or Adventure 2. This is a fine game for what it is, Nintendo has never disappointed with this sort of thing.
>>334896346
golly gee i'm sure glad they nailed the most important thing in a video game, the CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT of furry space-jet pilots in Star Fox Assault, even if they had to sacrifice good gameplay mechanics for it. But hey, at least we got to see Fox and Krystal's relationship bloom on the battlefield
i thought i had something to worry about with Zero but it just turns out Assault fans are really fucking pathetic
>>334896756
>He can't do anything good
neo-nintendo can't do anything good. the company fell off a fucking cliff since iwata's death and now they're stuck in financial hell
i honestly can't see nintendo returning to form. from what i understand about the NX, nintendo is going to keep milking their fans through releasing half finished spinoffs and amiibos until their bridges are fucking ashes
then they'll shill out the characters to theme parks and cartoons and movies to make their money along with mobileshit
the company is on the way out
>>334893631
>No Krystal
dropped hard
>>334896786
>retells the story of 64
>ending is mostly the same
You don't say
>>334896756
But Anon, Platinum made this game
>>334896275
At least melee fags have some points going for them, but 64 fags don't have any ground for most of any of the shit they complain about
>>334895260
>>334895414
this doesn't look as bad as the reactions seem to make it out to be, but the entire fight with the star wolf squad can be summed up with doing just going backwards to get behind them.
outside from the chicken mode and motion controls, this looks like an updated version of star fox 64, i'd spend 30 bucks on this max, and even then i'd feel a little ripped off.
the corridor of illusion looks like a lazier version of the tunnel you fly through in 64.
the andross fight itself looks very boring, the chicken looks clunky as all get out.
it just looks rushed, not something i wanna spend 50 or 60 bucks on.
>>334893631
People will still pretend its a gift from the gods because its the last game the wii u got
>>334896710
i'm turning 50 this year i can never leave this place
>>334897016
Or they could just have """shit""" taste
>>334896959
>retells the story of 64
But you just said it has new levels. Which is it? Is it a 64 remake, or is it a new game, that just so happened to rehash the entire ending of an older game?
>>334893631
Honestly, I wish Nintendo would go the way of Sega and go 3rd party
I'm saying this as a long time Nintendofan, it is time to resign, they are a shell of their former self who can't compete with modern times
I feel like we wouldn't lose much if they go away, their best studios are 2nd parties that can easily move to a new publisher like Retro and Hal
I mean they had a good run, they got nothing to prove, just go out with dignity, please
>>334897004
>to get behind them
Nigga did you actually play n64 version? Something tells me no.
>>334896950
Just like Sony, they have become shit.
>>334896927
>even if they had to sacrifice good gameplay mechanics for it
The flying was better than ever, and certainly better than whatever you call this garbage. They didn't sacrifice any mechanics, they just added a new one that didn't work.
Zero sacrifices everything.
>Responding to an animeposter
Never again.
Star Fox 64 had two different versions of a final level with slightly different endings.
Does Zero not have that? Can anyone actually verify this yet?
>>334897090
>has new levels
>tells the same story
Both fucktard, you act like these things are mutually exclusive.
The new Ratchet and Clank has exactly ONE new level and ONE new weapon, but it hasn't gotten half the shit this game has.
This has to be easy mode right?
>>334897090
>ratchet and clank rehashes entire first game
>GOTY
>star fox does it
>ONLY OKAY WHEN NINTENDONT TRASH
>>334897116
Kill yourself, please.
>I'm an indie dev. I made a 3 hour long, extremely easy and ugly SHMUP. I want 15 bucks for it
Fuck off
>We are Nintendo. We made the same, but it costs 50.
GAME OF THE YEAR EVERY YEAR OMG OMG WHERE TO BUY MORE AMIIBO
>>334897116
I just wish nintendo's priorities were with making good games.
>>334896529
it's actually a potentially god-tier IP with a mediocre set of games
if they spent more time developing the story and giving the characters fleshed out personalities and interesting, in-depth arcs, the Star Fox series could actually be a fucking epic space saga
but it's not
>>334897210
It probably does like that would be the biggest ball dropped for them, letting damn near the whole game get spoiled before anyone buys it
>>334897331
Sorry I didn't buy your pixelshit
>107 / 20 / 46
Fucking LOL
>>334897240
>>334897268
Ratchet & Clank sells itself as literally being a remake of the first game. It's not trying to hide anything, and what's more, is that it's only 40 fucking dollars.
I don't know what that has to do with the conversation at hand though. Why did you jump to attack Sony rather than address my complaints here?
This is a fully priced new game that's rehashes, beat for beat, the ending from Star Fox 64.
>>334897240
>Marketed as a remake
>Sold at discount price
>Still quality work
Everyone knew what they were getting with ratchet.
>>334893631
>expect spaceship battlewars in a spaceship based game
>get chicken destoying turrets instead
>>334897240
That's because Ratchet and Clank was good, unlike SF64.
SF64 should've been forgotten because of how damn good the sequels were, instead it's put on a pedestal for how not completely god awful it is.
It's still a shit, niche game that nostalgia can't even make me enjoy again.
Ratchet and Clank also had that it was sort of a movie tie-in going against it, which retroactively made it an underdog. Surprise, Insomniac hasn't lost their marbles. Clover/Platinum and Miyamoto (if he even had them, which I sincerely doubt) have. For awhile now.
>>334897210
The video has to be Venom hard. Like another anon pointed up
>Star Wolf battle
>Tunnel
>Andross fight
Venom easy was an on rails level in 64. Venom hard was exactly this.
>>334893631
platinum's Ω-team does it again
>>334897530
But it's possible that 64's Venom hard is Zero's Venom easy. We don't know yet until someone confirms whether or not there's multiple versions.
>>334897331
>yfw Strike Vector look miles better
>>334895956
They didnt have to give it N64 graphics but the Wii U is a turd.
oh well the PS4k will shit over the NX and ill be sitting here on PC playing all the xboner ports and laughing.
>>334897268
Rachet and clank hasn't been trapped at their in the purgatory of their first game like star fox has been for literally it's whole series life, and only rebooted to tie in with the movie
>>334897503
>because of how damn good the sequels were
>>334897490
>>334897469
>remake on a much powerful machine
>still 30fps
>>334897583
Platinum's α-team can't exactly do anything good either.
>inb4 Bayonetta 2
Yeah, I love playing Devil May Cry again on a somehow shittier system than the fucking PS2.
Make a new game, you angry e-celeb tier hack.
>nintendo games
>nintendo fans want games as they want it like pokemon
>non fans bitch
>game comes out that fans dont like assualt and command
>non fans rejocie
>game comes out that fans wanted it like zero
>no fans bitch again
fuck off already and play your derivtive shooters and open world bullshit.
>Nintendo
>making good arcade on-rail shooter
Only star fox 64 is good, except that, the series wasn't that great.
If you want a good on-rail shooter on Nintendo console you should buy Sin and Punishment 1 and 2 on Wii or Galaxy Force 2 on 3DS
>>334897680
>should've
should've
>reading
comprehension
>>334897429
>107 / 20 / 46
How is that relevant at all? Why did you include that?
>>334897717
Stop deflecting.
>>334895135
>>That lip syncing
It's supposed to be like that, it mimics the puppets you idiot
>>That voice acting
SOunds fine
>>That level design
It's great
>>That gameplay
It's great
>>That generic choir shit straight out of SSB
Sounds great and hype
>>Chicken mode is, of course, the worst thing in the series to date
Git gud
>>334897717
30 fps because the graphics are fucking incredible. it was a big trade off that worked. the ps4k version will be 60 fps anyway
>>334897469
>Why did you jump to attack Sony rather than address my complaints here?
Because you're never going be fucking satisfied with my answers.
I can't change what the game is.
I'm okay with it, you're not.
I'm gonna enjoy it, you're not.
Why should I waste my time trying to convince you to like it when you're dead fucking set in your mindset? I'm LITERALLY never going to change your mind
>>334897638
Does it have Nintendo's Seal Of Quality?
Then fuck off sonygger
Blown the f*ck out
>>334897717
>Remake sold as a complete remake and not an hd port like you think it would be
>Runs at typical console standard framerate
How surprising.
>>334895260
It's a new Nintendo game, you're going to get a lot of people nitpicking
>>334893631
>People will pay 60 dollars for this glorified N64 game.
L-M-to the F- to the A- OHHHH
>>334897767
the fuck am i reading
>>334897740
Actually, Ω is on a different tier of grades. In English, it would be Z-team. But Ω-team is even lower, literally just fresh staffers who hopped on the "Platinum should make every game" meme.
In English, FROM'S B-Team which made DaS2 is infinitely more skilled than Platinum's Ω-team.
>>334897809
>It's supposed to be like that
Yes, because the 64 did it and this is a disgusting nostalgiabait
>>334897849
>30 fps because the graphics are fucking incredible.
It look worse than Sonic Generations, and Sonic woked at 60 fps, with a faster gameplay.
>he ps4k version will be 60 fps anyway
Well goymed!
>>334897503
>SF64 should've been forgotten because of how damn good the sequels were
Look, ill give adventure a pass since even though it was a total 180 in terms of past star fox games gameplay it was great in its own right
but you cant tell you honestly liked the godawful command and assualt. this is so retarded i cant picture this being bait but the ramblings of a cowadooty fag that wants nintendo to go edgy
>>334895260
The complaints seem to be that it doesn't look nice enough for a game made in 2016 and it's not different enough from 64.
Whatever. It's not like /v/ plays shmups anyway.
Anybody mention that Ratchet and Clank is $40?
>>334897004
>the andross fight itself looks very boring, the chicken looks clunky as all get out.
You're judging the game on a bad players first playthrough
>>334898016
Yup. Why?
>>334897894
>nitpicking
Yeah, like pointing out how a plane broke in half after takeoff and killed 200 people is "nitpicking"
>>334898016
And Zero is $50.
>>334897850
We're just having a conversation, you don't have to make this into some major argument.
I enjoyed Star Fox 64, but I'm a little disappointed at the lengths Nintendo seems to be going to copy it. Very little originality here.
>>334898002
>SHOULD'VE
>SHOULD HAVE
>HYPOTHETICALLY
>SPEAKING
>THE
>SEQUELS
>SHOULD
>HAVE
>BEEN
>GREAT
>BUT
>THEY
>WERE
>NOT
>SO
>STAR
>FOX
>64
>IS
>PRAISED
>FOR
>NO
>REASON
>OTHER
>THAN
>IT'S
>NOT
>COMPLETE
>SHIT
>>334897978
It's a stylistic choice, did you even read any interviews about the game before coming in to shitpost?
>>334897376
It's a fucking shmup series with one bad adventure game spinoff. Fleshed out personalities? In-depth arcs? 'Epic space saga?' What the fuck are you talking about? You fly around in space ships and shoot shit. That's all it's ever been and all it ever needs to be.
>Nintendo game gets announced
>Positive conversation regarding the game with legit criticisms that are often drowned out by some shitposting
>Game gets closer to release
>People who actually want to talk about the game are drowned out by shitposting
>Time after the game releases
>Shitposting dies down and all that is left is discussion on the game
This is the /v/ Nintendo cycle.
20 dollars per hour
I know prostitutes with better rates than this game
>>334898042
A game should look fun regardless of who plays it. Street Fighter doesn't magically suck because I don't know all the combos.
>>334897638
>tfw Strike Vector EX is PS4/Xbone exclusive
It's not fair, /b/ros... IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!
>>334898016
They don't care, they don't want to talk about problems with zero so instead they are just gonna get angry cause insomniac remade a game.
>>334898159
>exclusive
there is that word again.
>>334898147
Yeah, but if your only impression of Street Fighter was some guy doing jump-ins and normals, it wouldn't look very fun, would it?
Imagine we had an ID system on /v/ i'm pretty sure there are 3-4 Assault/Krystal shitposters here
>>334898147
>A game should look fun regardless of who plays it.
What an asinine statement. Bayonetta 2 looks like spammy trash when a bad player plays it because the game isn't designed around getting your shit handed to you.
>Street Fighter doesn't magically suck because I don't know all the combos.
Probably because you're playing it and not watching a video? Retard.
>>334898113
So it's ironically bad?
If they actually give a damn it would have more than 3 frames of animation and would have some variety. Ever seen the muppets show? They dont just randomly flap up and down
It also worked better one the N64 because it was much faster and better optimized in terms of style (and you know, being an N64 game)
The new one is just lazily emulating the old for nostalgiabaiting, and it works on fanboys like you
>>334897767
I'm a fan and I'm still bitching about zero being like 64. I literally grew up with this series from start to present pretty much and had no problems with any of the games before Zero, even command to a very lesser extent, unlike "fans", and have have to listen to them bitch about wonderful ideas for the story because it's not 64. Fuck outta here
>>334898175
The only problem here is that this near-remake of 64 has a nearly remade version of the 64 ending.
We don't even know if this is the only ending, since Star Fox 64 had two versions of Venom/Andross and slightly altered endings.
>>334898064
>$50
It's $60, dude.
>>334897376
Why do you care about their personalities? If they spout corny one-liners that's all I need from the game character-wise. That and no Krystal, but thanks to Platinum I don't have to worry about that.
I'm on the fence about Star Fox Zero but it's not because of the story.
>>334898248
I fail to see how chicken mode can be "played better" and look more exciting.
>>334898134
I doubt you can replay these prostitues for a better score.
In your case that would be a waste of time anyways because you will always score low
>>334898051
>that shitty analogy
I'll give you another crack at that if you want m8
>>334893631
>1 minute and 30 seconds of pepper talking about shit nobody cares about
>trying to establish a story when it's just a star fox 64 remake
>venom is literally an empty super Mario Galaxy planet
>star wolf is cool I guess
>that long boring 3 minute hallway of literal nothing to the Andross fight
>fox has the most delayed uncaring one-word reaction to seeing his DEAD FATHER
>they made andross even easier
>majority of the battle is with the fucking chicken
>his "second phase" is literally just you turning left or right dodging his painfully slow bite attack
>James is just doing whatever, has even less lines in this game then he did in 64
>>334898294
Go to Reddit if you want IDs, tripfag.
>>334898126
Maybe tell Nintendo to make good games
>>334898337
Only if you buy the bundle.
>>334898229
The developers strictly said that it won't come to PC, due to how poorly the first game did there. Well, one of the developers just said "we didn't say anything about there not being a PC version ;)".
>>334898373
dumb rabbitposter
>>334898367
It's not nitpicking when there is more wrong than good
>>334898134
Star Fox has always been about replay value. Doesn't matter that 64's campaign was less than an hour if you played it over 50 times.
>>334898391
Except they do make good games.
>>334898373
>>trying to establish a story when it's just a star fox 64 remake
SF64 was released how long ago? You think everyone has played it?
>>334897740
Platinum A team is whatever Kamiya works on
Protip: it flawless, ever since the Capcom days.
>>334898362
So The Order would be a good game if they added a score system to it?
>>334898443
except for the part where it's the exact same game.
Also, let see how well this game sell on console. :^)
>>334894809
yeah star fox needs to move on
back into the grave
>>334897090
It's a retelling. The game itself is very different level-wise but it's the same story.
Pic related.
>>334898521
Nintendo released an enhanced 3DS version just a few years ago.
i wish star fox 2 didn't focus so much on the walker gimmick
>>334898460
And that's not true. Hence the comment on nitpicking. It's a number of small things blown up to be important. Same shit that happens with every exclusive release on every console. Bloodborne got it, Bayonetta 2 got it, and now SFZ is getting it.
Nitpicking.
>>334898504
If you only played Ninty games your entire life, then yes
>>334897740
>i dont have a wii u, and im mad that i cant play bayonetta 2
>>334893631
What's worse is that all of that shit gameplay is accompanied by having to wave around a brick like a spaz just to aim your shots. Bravo Miyamoto.
>>334898626
No i've played games on multiple systems. Nintendo still makes good games.
>"""""people""""" who think Star Fox needs to be story focused
/v/ might just have the absolute worst taste in video games now, even worse than reddit and neogaf combined
>>334898606
I hate thos meme. Zero mission barely has anything to do with the original Metroid. It's nothing like it
Super was more of a remake than ZM
>>334898536
>exact same game
>completely new control scheme
>Unreal Engine 4 instead of UE3
Those two alone should put the console versions apart from the Windows version.
>>334898434
You mean if you buy it physical.
>if you download this game onto our 20gb HDD we'll not give you content that may or may not be better than the actual game and reduce the price by $10
>Expecting the worst
>It's, alright
The only real complaints I can give are Venom being depressing as fuck and Wolf not having his orginal voice then they brought back almost everyone else.
Other than that it looks, ok. Nothing god-tier, but nothing nessesarily bad either.
>>334898707
>>Unreal Engine 4 instead of UE3
Like it changed anything for Vanishing of Ethan Carter.
>>completely new control scheme
that just mean controller support instead of Keyboard/mouse.
If story is not important
And replayability is the point
Why does it have multiple minutes long unskippable cutscenes?
>>334898592
It's sad that that's legit what may happen if people bitch at everything new after Zero like they did last time, I hope that not true thougj
reminder that platinum helped with this game
>>334896326
>name a single person who was asking for more Assault after it came out
I did. I've been asking for more Assault since day 1. I fucking loved Assault.
http://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/316705413/#316715308
http://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/318794909/#318812224
http://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/333953268/#333962937
http://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/333953268/#333961659
I made every single one of these posts and believe them in earnest.
>>334898795
Wolf's Assault VA was superior
>inb4 Assaultfag
Just stating the facts as I see them.
>>334898687
But it is story focused, there are shitloads of cutscenes and dialog
>>334898840
>if people bitch
It's about money you fucking retard
>>334893631
I think it looks fun
>>334898805
The controls are fundamentally different, on PC it was absurdly convoluted. The controls were the main reason it bombed on PC, and this will be the reason why it will succeed on console. But of course, it's the PC userbase that didn't like the game, the game was perfectly flawless.
So is the story a retcon of SF and SF64. Does it take place after 64?
Does Bill show up?
>>334898957
>>334898965
The story is 64 again.
In other words, it has no story.
>>334897530
>>334897619
This, If anything Robot Abdross is not on the hard route in 64, yet on the video it is.
So cant confirm until you play it or later on when somebody who actually 100% it say it.
>>334898871
Assault's multiplayer was fantastic. Shame about no online.
>>334895260
it's a nintendo exclusive, it's going to get shitposted to high heaven
>>334897503
(You)
>there are people who wants more Assault shit
the shit taste is real. I bet if the game had Krystal you'll be fine with it.
>>334899049
Y'know, there's one thing I noticed about Venom. It was the Laser Trench. Maybe there is another route to the final boss in that trench, but the person I watched play didn't go in there.
>>334898691
What the fuck? It's called zero missing for a fucking reason. The level design is pretty much "the NES game in HD". Bitch even says the game is her first mission
>>334899091
Just like how Bayonetta and Wonderful 101 was
All these anti-nintenites only hate these games because they can't play them
This looks so bland and soulless. I've aged 20 years since SF64, but this series still treats me like I'm 8 years-old.
Well, between the two, what's the verdict?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVaIMK-Xbrc
>>334899236
If you ever played the original you'd know the level and game design are nothing alike
It has a few iconic rooms remade (just like in Super) and the rest of the game is totally different
>>334897376
you're such a fucking faggot
>>334899293
>I'm an adult but still get treated like a brainless child
How Nintendo treats their customers in a nutshell.
>>334898871
Fuck off you underage furfag
what is everyone complaining about? this is actually better than the original game
you just now realized that starfox was shit all along
>Venom is a tiny asteroid
>the final boss is fought on the ground
>looks almost impossible to die
Bad. Bad, bad bad.
>>334898126
>Started with shitposting
>Now people are discussing the game
>This anon was right
WHAT MAGIC IS THIS
>>334899151
I'm already fine with it. Krystal would just make me like it more. Assault may be my favorite in the series, and the fact that its going the route of 64 is kind of lame, but damn does Zero look good and like a strong contender.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xnr587jdDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieZ5PQrKisc
>extremely high speed flight with challenging level design to dodge
>extremely fast and smooth transitioning between Walker and Arwing
>Slippy's VA
It looks great! This thread is crazy!
>>334899403
Not underage and no.
>>334898872
>generic anime voice
>good
>>334893631
>Having to wait through that cutscene at the start
>That retarded first person shit to activate the switch
>no peppy, falco, or peppy
Well, I hope the rest of the gmae isn't this bad
>>334899395
Same with other companies. You retards are PAYING to play online.
Did something happen? The Krystal autists have been in all-rage mode alot today
>>334899302
>3 minutes of talking before you can play the stage
And people complains about Zero having 1 minute and 30 seconds of that.
Who are you going to blame now since there no Krystal in this game?
>>334899302
I like Assault more but I like both.
>there are people who hate the talking
I want more talking. I want this game to be Kid Icarus tier.
>>334899447
The magic of seeing this shit happen before.
Eat a dick /v/, i'm glad Splatoon was wonderful.
>>334899356
It came with the original and I played it. And literally everything is isn't all that different in the slightest. The fact it came with the original should fucking tell you it's remake of the original.
>>334898795
I think both of Wolf's old VAs have retired. The one who voiced him in 64 got throat cancer, IIRC
>>334899476
Are you on prescription medicine or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGJPDMvOMZw
>>334898373
>>fox has the most delayed uncaring one-word reaction to seeing his DEAD FATHER
Yeah, they really should've gone Butt Explosion for that part.
>>334899567
Massive shitposting the week a game comes out. Nothing new. Happened to Infamous: Second Son.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26CMnWZXA0M
>>334893631
>B-b-but the game is going to be good! Look there's no Krystal!
Tomorrow is going to be glorious once the shit reviews come in.
>>334898373
There's implications that this game takes place after 64, so this wouldn't be the first time Fox has seen James at Venom.
>>334893631
this game looks like ass, my friend who was waiting for this is gonna be pissed.
>>334899775
I like Krystal but this game looks good.
>>334899476
How is that voice even anime?
>>334899791
No he's not. You're a shitposting Aussie.
>>334899791
Or maybe he isn't a jaded fuck like you are. The game. looks. fine.
>>334899708
>Seattle
Ok...nothing wrong with Seattle. Just please don't be stereotypical, please don't be stereotypical, please don't be stereotypical...
>"Delsen"
>Graffiti artist
>Native-American
>redflag.jpg
>mfw playing it day one
God fucking dammit Sucker Punch.
>>334899652
Kid Icarus is ok because it doesn't stop the game when they're talking, the cutscenes are the problem.
>>334898534
The entire gameplay isnt focused on a score system kid stop fooling around.
Its a cover based shooter with linear story.
In Star Fox you cant atleast finish it few times because you can visit different locations everytime
>>334899784
Game is a reboot dumbass, doesn't take place anywhere.
>>334896064
I thought the EXACT same thing.
>>334899775
Yeah, and the new Papee Mario is bad because there are no green Toads
You guys are so smart, you see through these conspiracies like butter. Everyone who hates this game does so because of the lack of Krystal. It explains everyting!
>>334899749
If only the game was as fast as the BPM. Sounds like a song from Mario DDR or some menu theme for Mario Golf.
Not an awful track though, certainly better than the butcher job done to Star Wolf's Theme.
Why do Starfox threads always have the best shitstorms?
>>334895848
die tripcuck
