I want to live in Markarth!
I want to live in Inaba!
>>334877291
>>334877154
>not Balmora
>>334877873
i dont want to be an elf
>>334877154
I prefer that cozy little coastal village, how was it called again.....oh yes Solitude
>>334878014
>Markarth
>not an elf
And you even chose the shit elfs to boot.
>>334878152
what
dark elves live in balmora. markarth is nords and bretons
>>334878112
meme
>>334877154
I want to live in Windhelm and have bunches of poor dark elf beggars come up to me and suck my human dick in exchange for gold
>>334877154
I want Ongar's comfy shack in Bruma
>>334878264
And shit elves.
>tfw I will never live in Chorrol
![4k5U2iF[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/thEUaXP.jpg "4k5U2iF[1].jpg")
I want to live in Leanbox
Ganes like skyrim and witcher 3 make me want to build a homestead somewhere in those worlds, until you realize that you would live in fear constantly of some bandits slitting your throat in the night or some nekkers killing your ass
>>334878630
I'd bumph her gra-gash, if you know what I mean.
>Not Dawnstar or Ivarstead
>Not based Falkreath so you can dance with Daedric Princes
Markarth is Australia of Skyrim. You go to take a shit and get killed by a Falmer that crawled out of your toilet.
>>334879440
dawnstart is full of stinky walruses
>>334877154
I want to live in Lakeshire.
>>334878112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UztnB91xaWg&
>>334879440
>Markarth is Australia of Skyrim. You go to take a shit and get killed by a Falmer that crawled out of your toilet
They don't have toilets. Everyone in Skyrim shits in buckets. You'd shit in the bucket and carry it out to that river that runs out of the keep and down the road. Everyone would see you pour your shit into the open sewer. Kids would stick a flag in it and pretend it's a smuggler's sailboat with a cargo of skooma in its hold, bound for Bravil.
>>334880125
Shame how bad it is for compatibility. Hope that gets sorted.
>>334880125
If I installed that I'd crash to desktop every 10 seconds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DIABhnScG4
>>334879263
nekkers are a problem irl too
reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>334877154
>live in a town where all the beds and chairs are made of stone
>giant mechanical monstrosities raise up out of buried Falmer-overran city just under your feet at any moment
>constantly besieged by Daedra-worshiping Forsworn
Why is Markarth worst town?
>>334884657
we have cushions and mattresses for the stone thing, we'll close the doors so the monsters can't come up. idk about forsworn. i feel like they'll go away soon.
Comfiest place is Anvil
>>334885325
anvil has ghosts
>>334885643
ghosts are comfy, so are severed heads
I want to live in Balamb Garden.
I'm a hardcore fan with FF8, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Balamb Garden where I would often train with Zell in the training center and help Selphie with the Garden Festival, but one day as I was talking to Selphie, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"
This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Headmaster Cid and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for SeeD, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Cid said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.
I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.
>>334877154
>>334877291
Where?
>You will never live in Cheydinhal
>>334886036
Nigga that's crazy as fuck and FF8 is my favorite game of all time, played it something like 50 times, at least 3-5 times a year. I used to dream about living there when I was much younger. Life sucking ass is a reality we have to accept as we get older, but doing things that make you happy definitely ease the pain, which is why I play this game so much. Also, Winhill is the comfiest.
>>334886438
eww there'd be so many mosquitoes!
>>334878551
Why haven't you bought a small patch of land and made your own shack, Anon?
>>334877154
You should move to Aberdeen.
Basically the same except by the sea, less cunts, more Scots, no elves.
>>334887673
there's no mountains there tho
i want to live in pallet town
>>334887808
Cairngorms are just 40 or so miles West
![172c1e391c3d5ff9967511cabfdec8e4a6df9fec[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/35Pgib7.jpg "172c1e391c3d5ff9967511cabfdec8e4a6df9fec[1].png")
>>334877291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ue1JPFXEU
>you weren't born in Novac
>you won't grow up with 2 older sister while your parents raised brahmin
>you will never met a cute girl who was travelling with a Crimson Caravan trader
>you will never decided to run off one night and find her
>you will never stumbled upon a group of raiders
>you will never hide from them and almost get discovered until a Legion scouting party decimates them before your eyes
>you'll never get kidnapped by the legion and pressed into their ranks
>you'll never crush the enemies of the Legion with your machete and fists
>you'll never stand tall and proud as Caesar himself inspects your ranks
>you'll never rise through the ranks and get your own squad of legionnaires to control
>you'll never form up a phalanx formation and charge headfirst into battle
>you'll never be invited to supper with Caesar after numerous victories
>you'll never be tasked with capturing your old hometown
>you'll never press your sisters into sexual slavery and murder your parents
>you'll never meet the courier and pull her to the side of the legion
>you'll never stand tall next to her as she takes the Dam in a moment of pure ingenuity
>you'll never grow old with surrounded by your trophies of war and sex slaves and 15 children
>you'll never close your eyes for the last time in a soft, pre-war bed surrounded by the men you led to victory
why even fucking live
>>334879038
Same
