Console-tan Tuesday: After Dark
I might finish this, I dunno, getting tired
first for ouya lewds
>>334854779
I got home way later than I thought I would
SNES is cute
im tired, goodnight /ctt/
Futa when
Reminder that pregnant console-tans are the best console-tans
Joining /ctt/ late? Here's some smut.
Xbone/PS4
http://pastebin.com/Xkf4n5JP
>Contains: Hypnotism/Mind-control, feet licking/worshipping, Xbone without helmet
Mobile-tan
http://pastebin.com/ya7TFm7J
>Contains: Breast/thigh expansion, fuckable nipples, multiple pairs of breasts, pregnancy, lactation, partial mind-break, multiple uses of a thesaurus
Shield/Wii-U/Neo-Geo *OLD*
http://pastebin.com/d2LzZTKE
>Contains: /ss/, straight trap/crossdress, thigh-fucking, rimjobs, girls kissing
If any draw friends wish to use these as inspiration for porn, feel free to do so! Much thanks to >>334820418 for their awesome job of drawing a few pages inspire from the Shield smut!
>>334876927
Reposting this
That reminds me of this gem from the last thread
>/r/ing Ouya on the streets with guysfilming her fucking dogs.
>Because that's the only way she can make money.
all the tans pertain to a certain fettish
So why isn't there one that pertains to /beast/
>Let's make that request better
>Ouya being with a tail butt plug, fake dog ears, and a collar
>Being treated like a dog
> being filmed getting eaten out by a dog or railed by a dogI still feel disgusted
>>334877197
>multiple uses of a thesaurus
you sick bastards
AAAAAWWWWWW /CTT/!
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
CLAP FOR YO HANDHELD CHAMPS
AND FEEEEEEELLLL THE POOOOOOOWWWWWUUUUUHHHHH!
IT'S A TUESDAY, YES IT IS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZkfHdk-_nI
>>334876997
SNES is quite the drinker.
>>334877212
Here you go. I worked on this for a bit.
First for Mobile-Tan
Not only is she CUTE CUTE CUTE
she's alsoLEWD LEWD LEWD
>>334876997
Saved
>genesis grabbing a peek at SNES's jugs
nice
>>334876997
Not the OR, but fuck I love this. Great job, man. I always love seeing more of best trio.
>>334876997
Wow that's great! Very nice, anon! Have a handle so I can add it to the Booru?
>>334877102
Goodnight anon!
Taking requests for GC-tan. Keep it simple, stupid.
>>334876997
Fucking great.
>>334877197
>pregnancy
Oh hell ye-
>multiple pairs of breasts, fuckable nipples
God dammit
>>334877493
2ds-tan ready for summer
>>334877493
Keep working on it. It looks terrible.
>>334877493
Something like pic related? Can be a simple sword.
>>334877531
Blame the requester, not me.The other request for the next Mobile-tan smut is even more /d/ than before, with Jaguar too.
>>334877748
>with Jaguar too
>>334877361
What a cutie patootey
Late-night smut dumping? You bet your ass.
http://pastebin.com/78tfnqDt
Taking What You Want (SNES/Genesis)
>contains Yuri, Sub/Dom, role reversal, exhibitionism, public sex, mild sado/maso and enough words to choke the most B^U of all the Buckleys.
>7.8k words, reading is for fags
As always, open to discussion, suggestions, and requests. Call me a faggot or ask me for a story. You could always do both.
>>334877331
Sposata, are you ever gonna give us those moans?
>>334877868
>tfw this'll never ever be you
>>334877493
More tits?
>>334877889
Your smut is really good, anon.
Is there anything specific you'd like to write, you've been taking so many of other people's requests to you should do something you want to do
>>334877857
I simply take the requests that people pitch to me and give them what they asked for. I am but a humble writer,who happens to be from /d/ and has filthy fetishes.
Speaking of Jaguar, what's the consensus on how she speaks? Is she totally coherent, where she talks like a normal person, or is she more primal where she speaks kinda like Ayla from Chrono Trigger?
>>334877889
Reading this now, will give feedback when I finish ithowever long that may take.
>>334878337
oh fuck son, i'm a different person from the other guy that's been actually taking the requests
i was worried that my formatting there was little too close to his and i guess it was
sorry anon
>>334878557
I picture her speaking like an uptight noblewoman.
>>334877493
I'll throw you a bone.
GC-tan taking a nap in a weird position?
>>334878741
working on the sword since it'll just be a quick model and a new texture. Afterwards I'll probably do yours, perhaps with grass and trees and other Zelda stuff.
Has any non-draw anons had any ideas for a console-Tan. I'd be interested to hear them and possibly draw them! It's always nice to make the family grow!
Can we have a tan version of this?
>>334877493
stepping on a skateboard and tripping over it
Almost 4/20, stoner-tans when
>inb4 DUDE WEED LMAO
>>334879092
Who would be who??
>>334879092
>Xbone - SNES - Jaguar
>GBC - Gamecube - PS4
>>334878848
I have an NX idea but based on the fakes.I swear to god anon I'll deliver something somewhat upsetting next week for that Rick roll. You got me good but I'm not happy.
Can we get more sad art of dreamcast-tan?
https://youtu.be/QjFRF1I4Elw
This is a PS4/Vita exclusive.
Requesting art of PS4 and Vita-tan taking hallucinogens.
>>334878562
I'm that other writefag, I figured someone would get confused eventually. Maybe I should start tagging my pastebins with an alias or something, if I can think of one that isn't my usual online-alias.I don't want to get a trip, though.Also, I don't blame you for using the "contains:" format, it's an easy way for anons to know if the smut is worth their interest or not.
>>334878673
Really? That's unexpected. I usually picture her talking like an 8 year old or something, like a playful and hyper child.
>>334879275Wow, I didn't think I'd upset someone with that. I'm honestly glad that I did though, I had such a shit eating grin on my face.
>>334879325
What in the holy hell is this? Is this real?
>>334879258
Where the fuck is Genesis/3DS
>>334878848
vectrex
like gamesphere but with mark from classic game room
(made an attempt once but it's p. awful)
>>334879557
you made me extremely sad too, anon.
Like you got my hopes up and then you sent them crashing down harder than that time I got hit by a bus.
>>334876997
so drunk they ended having hex, right?
is there a PS4K-tan yet?
>>334879696
With a name like "PS4+Vita+Wii-U+Xbone Orgy.webm", you should have expected something. It was too good to be true.
>that time I got hit by a bus
Shit, sorry to hear about that, man.
>>334879835
Yes, the three of them got so drunk that they leveled their int and fai and became hex-spammers.
>>334879557
Its been so long since I've gotten rickrolled.
I'm mad because my streak is broken, but glad someone was able to take such a perfect opportunity for itin the mean time I'm setting up my Dreamcast again.while I get my tablet ready for a comic for you
>>334879835
Hex editing or hexadecimals?
>>334879579
http://blog.us.playstation.com/2014/06/04/one-way-trip-on-ps4-vita-a-hallucinatory-journey-into-death/
>>334879557
I've got everything collected on an account with a name just for ease of giving people a place to see all of the content at once instead of fishing around for a bunch of disconnected pastebin links. It always frustrated me to find work that I really liked and then had to go on a scavenger hunt to find anything else.
And don't forget, you can have a name without namefagging. JADF, mariogrant, Potionaholic, and a bunch of others that I haven't mentioned all have names but rarely actually post with them on. Usually you don't need to. Folks tend to catch on.
Fucking /tg/ has ruined writethreads for me because of how technical everything needs to be to work properly. It's like learning about kerning and then forever losing your shit when you see it fuck up.
>>334879628
An alt for Jaguar
>>334877172
good taste
>>334879092
I could see this working in different groups.
Like the six Nintendo consoles, or a generation of consoles, or just a 8x8 grid or whatever and their different reactions. It just requires a drawfag to actually pick and draw different expressions
>>334880183Not big enough.
>>334879987
From earlier today.
>>334880183
Now I get it. PS4's breasts keep growing because they are pregnant.I wonder if the same could apply to her balls.
>>334880275ain't got much big
>>334879238
>>334879258
More like:
>PS4 - Wii-U - Genesis
> Xbone - SNES - PC
>>334880387
Keep going. I'll tell you when to stop.
>>334880460
I don't think you understand kohai, this is literally it
>>334880053
It was either rickroll, an image ofyou lost the game, or dickbutt. Rickroll was the easiest to disguise, though, and I couldn't pass the chance up.
>>334880096
I guess I'll make an account then and just use my ERP alias. Would I have to repost the smut under the new account, or can I "transfer" them over from the guest account?I don't mind if I lose muh unique views on them, even if the /ss/ is almost at 500.
>>334880450
>PS4
That doesn't fit her at all.
>Wii U
Too lovey dovey for her, if you ask me. I think SNES fits better because she's supposed to be that childhood friend type who you've been hanging out with all your life, which you two always had feelings for but never said anything.
>Genesis
Acceptable alternative.
>Xbone
I can't imagine her not being excited over someone loving her.
>>334876820
>Tumblr Tuesday
Fuck off why the fuck are you cancers still here. Kill yourself.
>>334880364
>breast pregnancy
does milk count as babies?
>>334880637
that xbone is literally perfect
>>334879238
>>334879092
Anyone? It's an interesting concept.
I guess you'd have
WiiU - Milfy ara ara answer. Probably the more sexual one? Or out going.
Xbone - innocent/ doesn't fully understand question (i.e. Golden shower? That sounds expensive)
Ps4 - not really sure how her personality works. Maybe tsundere or distant? I don't know.
PC - answer is focused on gains and self improvement
Vita - shier but more willing to do lewd things with you. Kinda like pic related
Then the last one I don't know
Shield? Jaguar? GBA? Snes? Genesis?
>>334876820
How the fuck is masturbating to consoles considered video game-related?
>>334880886
No, this one is
>dat full tummy instead of just half a gut
>>334880804
Breast pregnancy produces white people, bladder pregnancy yellow people and anal pregnancy black people.
>>334880909last panel is gamesphere
Is PS4-tan tsundere for PC-tan?
>>334880909
This ones really good
I think what people are forgetting is that it doesn't have to have the EXACT same personalities in the Zelda picture
>>334880654
Shit, that's right. I don't think you can transfer them over if you make a new account.
Honestly, it's your prerogative. If you plan to be making a significant amount of these (which, judging from your requests post, you are), it's probably for the best to make an account and keep them all in one spot. If you want to keep your views as is and not cause anyone grief if they were saving your links in advance, you could keep everything the way it is now.
I dunno, man. I just write Mongolian cartoon porn.
>>334881049
no, she's just one of those girls who are attracted to guys who treat them like shit.
>>334880654
STOP
I CANT HANDLE LOSING LIKE THIStakes me back but hey no biggiewho is your favorite tan, anon?
>>334880976
>>334880305
HOLY SHIT IS POTIONAHOLIC BASED
>>334880909
>>334879092
Paging Potionaholic
>>334881395
Anon please, we're on /v/
Everyone is autistic and its fun.
>>334880909
>Shield - "But I'm a boy!"
>Jaguar - ojou laugh
>GBA - responds with a hug
>SNES - confesses that you were her childhood love
>Genesis - tsundere, but tries to talk you up as if you're one of her accomplishments
>3DS - surprised but pretty happy about it
>2DS - pic related
>any male version of a gameboy - "That's gay, anon."
>>334881109
It's cool, I'll make an account after I finish eating and just copy+paste them over. It's a better choice in the long-run.
>I dunno, man. I just write Mongolian cartoon porn.
You had me raising an eyebrow before I realized what you meant.
>>334881172The dream team.Don't you dare hurt them.
>>334881395
>willingly reads through a thread about wanting to have sex with inanimate video game consoles
>while avatarfagging with Spongebob pictures
>on an ancient Khanate cave-etching board run by a Japanese westaboo and founded by a pimply teenager in his basement
>at 11 PM on the Beast Coast
We're all autists here, Alice.
Reminder to ignore shitposters. They come, they shit, they leave. Report if they get out of hand with their shitposting.
>>334881595now I know how to fuel the fire. You made it easier for meyou will never hurt my dream team no matter how hard you try. Your /d/ origins and lewd texts can't handle what I have
when?
>all these -tans
>still no MSX representation
I have a ton of humble bundle keys and gifts sitting in my stem account. What drawfag do I have to bribe to make this happen?
>>334882070
Goldface_Tan_4.png
Why is Vita so perfect?I bet she has a dick
I've been working on this the whole day, I thought I wouldn't finish it today.I wasn't too sure on that dialogue, all I had in my mind was the first and last part.
>>334881919
Did I accidentally give a drawfag a vendetta against me over a rickroll? Whatever you have in mind, it's time to stop. No tan needs to get hurt, just put the pen down and we can all walk away like nothing ever happened.Just don't get yourself banned over this, anon.
>>334882413
now HEX
>>334882413
The dialogue is totally fine. Good shit, son.
>>334882413
It's pretty good anon, I like it
>>334882518
I'm already banned. Been posting from mobile all day to wait out the ban.the pen is mightier than the sword anon
Don't worry I'm not overly mad. I follow your tumblr anyway.
>>334882413
It's so beautiful. They are perfect for each other.
Taking requests, I can do them once I get home.
>>334882740
GC and GBA using a link cable double dildo
like >>334882070
>>334882740
PC tan acting like an older bro to shield
>>334882413
Holy fuck, that's adorable. This may be the cutest Gen+SNES drawing I've seen yet. Five gold stars for you.
>>334882698
>I follow your tumblr anywayW-what? What are the first three letters to my username?
>>334882740
Jaguar being cute.
>>334882413
Where's SNES's buttons?
Great job though, very cute.
>>334882740
>>334882860
Seconding. Maybe acting all cool, telling him how to hit on one of the girl tans.
>>334882895
You're a drawfag are you not?
If not then I have no reason to create content to bother youMar?
>>334882413
I aspire to be this good at drawing best ship somedau
>>334882740
Vita creeping on PS4
>>334882698
>tfw my mobile IP is range banned because some group of faggots spammed CP or some shit and got it shut down for the entire province
Someday I'll make a decent backdrop for these. Maybe once I git gud.
>>334883058
Ooh
I like this
Like PC tan teaching shield all these tricks and tips to picking up girls
And he's like "hey watch this, lil bro" and he walks up to WiiU/NeoGeo/Mobile and flexes but she turns him down
Seconds later Shield walks up to them
They turn around
And they're already on Shield and PC is like "aw man"
>>334882413
dude this is mad gay but i like it
>>334879557
Fucking hell.
>>334883150
Nice sword there.
>>334883150
>The hat tho
It's so... HUGE.
It's more like a cube on her head than the top of a cube.
Other than that, magnificent.
>>334883064
No, I'm a writefag and the anon that uploaded the /ctt/ zip. Have you been fueling a fiery revenge against the wrong person?
>>334883245
If I see that cat...
>>334883109
If you're on iPhone clear your browser cache/history and restart your phone
Do it until it works
Trust meI've been mobile posting for months because my room "mate" posted illegal content and got us perma banned
>>334883198
>>334882740
Bumping this request
Or do this >>334879092
>>334883150
OR, nice job with the sword. GC should use that more often, everything gets cooler with swords.
>>334883109
I really want to see Guts or a Jojo drawn by Potion
>>334883109
Wow anon that actually sucks.
I was in the next town over when I posted one day and it said i was banned from all boards due to an/mlp/post I didn't make and it was a 2 month expired ban so it was really strange when I saw it
Oh well. Not like I did it. I usually wait out my bans anyway
>>334883303
No I'm just assblasted that you got me
>>334882740
Vectrex-kun going out on a date with Intellivision-tan
>>334883669
Well, I'm not drawfagand my Tumblr doesn't start with Mar.
Still, have fun getting revenge.
>>334883441
>Everything gets cooler with swords.
Even swords?
>>334884072
ESPECIALLY swords. Have you ever seen a sworded sword?
So if someone were to, theoretically and completely hypothetically write a story starring Jaguar, who would be her best pairing?
This thread is moving slow!
How was y'alls day today?
What did you eat for supper?
>>334882613
>>334882636
>>334882710
>>334882895
>>334883081
thanks friends!
>>334882901
Like the ones on the overall or the one in the cap, because i totally forgot to add the one in the cap, and I don't think that the buttons are on the backside of the overall, unless im wrong and fucked that too.
>>334884641
She's trying to fuck SNES but always get cockblocked by Genesis.
>>334884641
Jaguar with faceless men
Or
Jaguar grinding up on things and getting herself off
Or/ b e a s t /
>>334884725
>Jaguar grinding up on things and getting herself off
This could work. This could work very well.
>>334884725>/ b e a s t /
Okay you got me
I need this
>>334884641
Probably Genesis and SNES, she's drawn with them most often. In fact, they're the only others I've seen her paired with outside of breakroom drawings.
>>334884646
Today has been a slow day, last week we had about 100+ people just lurking alone, and about ~80 or so average for each thread.
>Crappy day outside of /ctt/ but I'm surviving
>Egg and grilled cheese sandwich
>>334884875
I was thinking because she's a cat/jaguar and I was thinking about cats grinding on things because they're cute animals
And then I thought lets sexualize this
Maybe have her accidentally grind against that region
Then have her starting to get into the groove but not fully understand it
Then have her lewdly grinding her soaked panties against a phaliac object, maybe a controller, and groping her soft clothed breasts.
>>334884903
Cat dog.
It made sense in my mind.
Is the write anon here and taking requests?this'll be frowned upon but I REALLY want this >>334877212
or >>334884903
Please
>>334885029
You also in the Houston area
7 people died today
I had a nice burger with some friends after a workout. It's a nice way to get away from the doom and gloom of the rain.
>>334884903
>>334885142
>>334885296
>>334885142
>that middle block
Hell yeah, motherfucker.
Alright, anon. You've convinced me. Thanks for the assist.
>no more coleco chameleon
thank god
>>334885573
Make her sexy.but keep the hair
>>334885543
Any time anon. Which writefriend are you anyways?
Where can I find your work?
Has anyone here even owned a Jaguar before?
>>334885640
>sexualizing tard squirrels
disgusting
>>334885752
My friend did and the only game he had was Alien vs. Predator.
>>334885752
Yes. Used to play Iron Soldier and Cybermorph.
>>334885752
>>334879193
She's better at that than you'd think
>>334886142
I would take a shit on it to see how it feel
>>334886142
>owning an OUYA
You sorry fool.
>>334886142
>my posts immortalized in photo
>>334886238
Looks like he already did that but it slipped off to the side a bit there.
>>334885658http://pastebin.com/u/Psychbomb
>>334886360
Niceu niceu
>>334885485
I'm further south, actually. I've seen photos of the flood though, it's crazy.
>>334886142
>Doom
Worse console port, but hell I appreciate it.
>>334886464
>Worse console port
Better than SNES.
Looking back at the old drawings, Zeromomentai sure has improved.
>>334877212
When will you fuck off?
Beast is garbage and belongs in /b/.
>>334886219
Fingerflip Airwalks looked easier in the game...
>>334886360
I write smut, but lately I've been stuck with a severe case of writer's block. I just want to finish this one story I've been working on, but I've gone through like 4 drafts so far and I'm still getting nowhere.
>>334887086
I sure hope her hat doesn't come off completely.
>>334886219
not bad...
>>334887086
lol spoke too soon
>>334887086
>Face-planting with that unmoving expression of anger
Holy shit
>>334887239
Post your shit dawg
>>334887505http://pastebin.com/u/D4n0w4r
I haven't done anything about -tans yet, though. I might write up something just to satisfy my desire to rep the MSX.
GC-tan?
What video games have you anons been playing recently?
>>334888276
quick
feed her eggs
>>334888276
Is she okay?
>>334888391
She'll be fine. She is made of Nintendium, after all.
>>334888276
She'll be fine. Her bones are made of Nintendium.
>>334887239
>>334887687
Wait, is that from when /ntg/ was still around?
FUCK, I've missed alot.
>>334887239
It's a process, man. Happens to everybody. I don't really have a whole lot of tips or anything, considering that I hadn't written much of the latest story until last night, when I locked away for the better part of six hours. I'm not sure if you're asking for advice or anything, but I'll try my best. Buckle up.
It's always a good idea to brainstorm at the start, and come up with an initial plot summary. Ask yourself why Character X and Character Y are going to be fucking later in the story. What's their connection? What happens to lead them into that situation? It doesn't need to be overly complicated. It's smut. It should be written well, and you should care about what you put into it, but that plot doesn't have to be the main focal point. It can just be an excuse if you really want it to be; going more in-depth is always good to get people invested, but it's not a requirement.
Once you get your outline finished, you can basically just play it by ear from there on out. Do you like your summary? What would you change about it? Nothing's set in stone until you actually start sharing it with people, so don't be afraid to see what works and what doesn't.
Most smut follows a pretty simple series-of-events: foreplay, into some form of oral sex, into genital-on-genital sex. It's a pretty simple formula. Sex is usually pretty spontaneous, so when the actual fucking starts, just let your words flow out. Get into a sort of stream of consciousness and edit it later. Odds are you'll turn yourself on at some point during the writing process; if you don't write down what you're thinking when that happens, you'll just wind up distracting yourself and forget it all.
TL;DR: Come up with a basic plot, reach the point where the fucking starts, apply the sexual formula as loosely or as restrictively as you want, and just write the first thing that pops into your head when you write the actual part where people have sex.
Jesus fuck, I think I overdid that.
>>334888363
Bouncing back and forth between Etrian Untold 2 and Powerslave/Exhumed.
>>334888276
ded
>>334888640
I'm ready for EOV.
>>334888363
Currently playing Tropical Dong and Wonderful 101.
>>334888640
Requesting Senran Kagura x 3ds and 2ds
>>334888579
Not the guy you were responding to
But good info anyways!
>>334888895
Oh, I get it.
It's because she's already a dead console.
>>334888812
Same here, can't wait. A few complaints here and there but I'm sure it'll be great overall.
>graveyardstratum
unf
>>334888494
yeah. they sure got a kick out of those NT stories I wrote. They wanted me to do something regarding Chicken, but I really don't know how to make non-penetrative cloacae intercourse sound interesting (fun fact: waterfowls are pretty much the only birds that have dicks).
>>334888579
I think my problem is that I don't know how to properly measure and pace exposition. People have criticized that I seem too terse, but I don't want to bore people before they get to the good bits, you know? Its great once you get a steady flow going and all the events just come together cohesively. Doing that consistently is difficult.
>>334889082I got mine used so I don't have regrets about it. It is a great system.
>>334877889
Holy FUCK this was great. I'm >>334877197 and excuse me while I suck your dick but holy fuck, that was an amazing read. Honestly, I think this smut is better than all three of mine so far, maybe I'm a little bit biased but I really believe that this is that good.
>Has a large bulk of my biggest fetishes
>Has best pairing and my top two tans
>Beautifully fucking written and well executed
I'm writing a critique right now and I'm probably going to end up dumping it in a pastebin because I can tell it's going to be long. I hope you're still around by the time I finish it, anon. Excellent work.
>>334889181
I absolutely understand, even if I do have the complete opposite problem of you, where folks would probably argue that I write too much.
The thing that I've personally noticed it's that it's usually better to have too much than it is to have too little. If you have too little, the reader is left feeling shortchanged and that everything ended too abruptly; if you have too much, readers can just skim through the parts that they don't find interesting.
There are pros and cons to each side of it. Short fics are more inviting to people. There's a bigger risk for a person to read a story that's really long. If it's short and doesn't turn out well, it's not that bad. The reader only wasted about 1000 words worth of their time. But if it's long and it sucks, you're looking at what's easily the better part of 6000 words wasted. A lot of people don't want to commit to walls of text, like the one I'm writing now. Fuck's sake, I hit the character limit on the last one.
Long fics are great for building tension and suspense, eventually culminating in one big finale that the reader has been anticipating for the past fifteen minutes. If the climax is written right, it'll be lightyears ahead of a short fic's ending; and again, if it's written poorly, it was a colossal fucking waste of time. Usually, the idea of those 8000 word stories turns people off of them because they don't want to waste it.
But, fuck it, man. You're either too terse or you're too flowery. You'll never be able to please everyone. Just do it exactly the way that YOU want to, and build your own niche audience from that. Adapt to your surroundings, learn from others, and become a better writer because goddamnit if I can do this shit then anyone can
>reading a vn with pregnancy as main theme
>one of the girls looks like a clone of wiiu tan
if she starts going "ara" I will freak out
>>334889901
Picture of said girl?
Man, these new designs are so uninspired
>Yo, what I just draw Hinoka from Fire Emblem and throw a sweater on her and a scarf. New Console tan lol!
Sorry I'm late
>>334889992
Genesis' design is older than FE Fates.
>>334889832
Hey it's you! Could you possibly do this request?>>334885296
>>334878557
>big tittied famicom giving nursing handjobs to a shota
someone please draw this
>>334890003
It's okay, anon. How's it going
>>334889832
Hey, man, I appreciate it. I'm a big fan of your work, and I said last week that you were the catalyst for by myself and at least two others to start writefagging here.
I'll probably stick around for another fifteen minutes or so, but I'm looking forward to your full review.
>>334888812
>>334889174
Me too. It has to be the game I'm most excited about, besides Automata.
Dumb bunnies are the best.
>>334890217pretty good, these threads are a nice break from nepgen's shittery
>>334889985
>>334890186
YES SOMEONE WHO AGREES WITH ME
My post from a precious thread:
>>334101878
>famcom tan as an ara ara~ loving mother
>Big breasted
>Wide hips
>both covered by her traditional Japanese dress
>father left years ago
>has her son blissfully lie on her lap
>or cuddles him to sleep
>it's her motherly duty to releave her son daily
>nursing handjobs to help him sleep
>pazuri through the kimono
>free use when she's ironing or cooking dinner
Please it's so great!
She's the perfect loving milf, incest, /ss/ -tan
>>334890434
>skeleton arms
But yeah, I see the resemblance.
>>334877278
I apriciate you.
>>334890508
I wanted to exaggerate how it was a normal thing for them
Like
-dinner
-bath
-relief
-sleep
I thought something like that could be cute
Maybe in a follow up story
The son gets a girlfriend and momma-com-tan gets a little jealous
>had to pawn off my 3ds to literally eat at christmas
>little over a week after CFW, EOV, IVF and tons of other sweet-ass news
>all 3DSs in pawn shops all over town vanished overnight as soon as the CFW crack was revealed
it hurts
>>334877889
That was amazing. Pretty hot too. I honestly enjoyed it more than I thought I would, or should. It was actually kind of refreshing to read something this good, even if it was lewd. If I wasn't so preoccupied already then I might give in-depth feedback or other suggestions, but take my word for it. You done good. Keep it up!
>>334890808
Now that I think of it
This comic: http://exhentai.org/g/859141/16a7e94d10/
But a little more innocent and loving
>>334890186
>>334890508
What if the son isDisc System?
>>334890825
Thanks bb, appreciate the feedback and I'm glad you liked it
>>334890950
Yes anything! Anyone! Please write this!
Paging >>334890950
>>334890135
I'm gonna be honest here, I'm not opposed to writing beast shit, however I don't think I could write that Ouya requestSPECIFICALLY because it has Ouya.She's like forbidden territory to me, like 2DS. I don't know why, maybe because she's trash, maybe because she's beaten and abused, I don't know WHY, but thinking of writing lewd stuff of her... I just don't think I could do it. Sorry, but maybe someone else could do it.As for a generic beast request, I can do it but I also fear anti-/d/ anons will raise torches over it. Hell, even /d/ doesn't allow beast and I've seen /d/eviants that hate beast as well. But if you toss me an idea, I might write it. Maybe. I'll think about it.
>>334890298
I am really glad you decided to write. I meant to read the Xbone+PC one, but I pushed it off all week between being lazy and writing my own stuff, but I'll read it later for sure. If you leave before I finish writing, check the archive of this thread or ask next week for me to share the pastebin link.Back to writing it now.
>>334891078
the other writefag literally has it on a list of things that he's going to do, relax niggas
>>334891089
I'll try and stick around for another half hour or so. No promises.
>>334885573
That thing was a shitshow from the beginning. It's a good thing it is now a total joke, instead of a 99% joke.
Like, wasn't the "prototype" just a capture card in a plastic shell?
>>334888579
Nice; never enough art of /vr/. I wonder at this point what consoles haven't been drawn.
>>334891543
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=odyssey
>>334891261
I'll be honest, I've outlined how this critique is going to go and it's probably going to take me 30 minutes to an hour to write. If you need to go to sleep, don't worry about it and go to sleep. If you're gone, I'll reply to your original post with a pastebin (provided the thread isn't dead by then) and I'll share it next week.
>>334891543
>Like, wasn't the "prototype" just a capture card in a plastic shell?
Yep. And before that it was literally a SNES stuffed inside the jaguar casing
>>334891685
Yeah, you might be right. No need to rush it just because I'm on a clock.
I might still be awake when you're done, but if I'm not I'll be sure to get back to you next TuesdayWHEN I RELEASE A BRAND NEW SOLO FIC STARRING JAGUAR, MOTHERFUCKERS
Some
http://imgur.com/a/2OuEC
>>334892113
If you fall asleep, then good night in advance. Pic related is just the outline of the critique, to give you an idea on how long it may end up.AND NEXT WEEK I'LL HAVE SMUT STARING VITA AND PS4, which I am so pumped to write about. Hopefully I can also get headway on >>334890508 as well and have it finished by Tuesday.
>>334892467
This is too lewd, and I have reported you to the lewd police.It's great though, honestly.
>>334892467
Bretty nice, anon. Really good progression of events.
>>334892749
>Typos/Errors
literally cringing right now because i didn't proofread the last two thirds and people noticed
>>334892467
noice
>>334888895
>Wii-u's butt is so big she can't get outta the TV
I hammered this shit in approximately 10 minutes. I'll have something better for you next Tuesday. Now I'm going to crash. Smell ya l8r nerds.Whap, whap, whap, whap.
The sound of Famicon-okaasan's hand squelching around her son's throbbing, slick shaft resounds in the room.
"Ara ara, dear. It's so hard and needy... You were really holding yourself back for this, weren't you?" the older console says with a motherly smile that belies how hot and bothered she is. Her blush stickers hide her actual blush as well.
As a contrast, her son can't hide anything from her in the least. He's completely in her grasp, humping like a mad beast against his mother's hand while she holds him up, cradling him against her soft and velvety breast. Her nipples won't give out milk anymore, but that won't stop him from trying.
"Ufufu, how cute~" she laughs at her son's desperation. "Do you need to come that badly? It's okay to do it in Mommy's hand, dear. Aaanytime you want~"
Whap, whap, whap, whap, whap. Squelch. Drip.
The boy releases his bottled up lust in his mother's grip, staining her dainty, silken hand with his white hot love. Drained of seed and energy, he lays in her lap, twitching and shivering in the throes of his afterglow.
"...Ara, that can't be all. With how backed up you were, you can't be satisfied with just that, are you? Come on, let Mommy really spoil you tonight~" Famicom-okaasan lays on the futon with her arms and legs spread, ready to welcome her son.
Whap, whap, whap, whap.
I kind of want to see SNES and Genesis telling their grandchildren about the old days of the great console war, embellishing the hell out of it, trying to outdo the other still.Then they have hot GMILFhand holding
This is how I'm setting up the SNESxGenesis fic based on input.They go to the part and Genesis gets hurt > SNES takes care of Genesis > Genesis recovers, and tries to make everything normal but ends up making SNES sad since she doesn't seem grateful for the care > Genesis tries to make it up to her and the loving starts happening > Their Friendship becomes a Relationship
Any thoughts, also Requests to do after this?
>>334893117
Don't forget those massive thighs.
>>334893138
Pretty good! The onomatopoeia is kinda awkward though
Night /ctt/!
Hopefully I'll have my computer running again and I can post some pictures!
Looking forwards to all the WIPs! Especially the stories. Night! Have a good one!
>>334893445
See you next week, anon.
>>334892913
It's okay, anon, we all make errors. I use to be an amateur editor in high school, though, so I fix my errors on the fly most of the time. Honestly, I didn't even proof-read any of my fics. I could probably fix the errors in yours, smooth it out, and get it nicely dressed in a tux in about an hour or two. I've had to edit and fix much longer, messier works before.
>>334893183
Fuck, I also need to read SNES and Gen go to the park. I'll read it and your next work, anon.
>>334891769
>Yep. And before that it was literally a SNES stuffed inside the jaguar casing
Lol, that's pathetic. When will they finally get rid of all of these fucking Jaguar shells? Why would anyone want to be associated with the fucking Atari Jaguar? Though, at least its fitting (literally) that the shape is now associated with two consoles.
TWO consoles. Do the math.
>>334894159
What a nerd.
>Everyone went to bed
>>334894994
Post the rest of these
>>334895120
Make me.
>>334895219
I don't think there's a PS4 version, and Vita's is lewd so I can't post that.
>>334895219
That's so cute
>>334895317
What would ps4s be? Games?
>>334895497
You know that image of PS4 eating a taco and being worshiped? Basically that.
>>334895317
>My ass is exclusively yours
Laughed way too hard to this.
>>334895317
holy fuck that sleeping PC looks terrifying
>>334895630
I love that people have recently been giving PC facial expressions via items with eyes or mouths drawn on. It's very fitting in an odd way, since he doesn't have an actual face.
>>334895317
How lewd we talking?
>>334894994
I wish we could see more of thick Vita in this one, she's the one I picture of being thicker than the rest of the tans, excluding xbone.
>>334895852
Oh fug it,i.imgur.com/HybISm6.png
I WANT PICTURES
PICTURES OF N64-TAN
>>334895846
That golden smile is priceless.
>>334895954
I'm.. Okay with this
>>334895983
HOW ABOUT SOME OF THI--WAIT WHICH FUCKING FOLDER IS IT IN, GOD DAMMIT I MISPLACED IT--
THIS!
>>334896179
you dont think I already have that saved?
>>334895954
Hot damn
>>334896251
How about this?
>>334882413
Fucking marvelous.
flockmod.com/thebreakroom
>>334896343
Ive got everything from the booru already
but no matter how many times I pitch Ideas or attempt to bribe the artists, n64 is always left out in the cold
>>334895954
I understand now boner.jpg
>>334896513
Damn, that picture is mad cute.
