How were the kids supposed to know to jump into the painting?
>>334840673
i saw my friend do it
you need to have friends
>reading
toad tells you its the 2nd npc you meet.
>>334840673
If ripples like water if you get near it. Just jump in the water.
>>334840673
It ripples when you get near it, creating curiosity. Also, there's only so much to do before you start trying to jump into walls. I miss this era of vidya when there wasn't a formula to every game and you were encouraged to run around trying random shit.
>>334840673
Because They Have 46 Chromosomes? there is nothing else to fucking do in that room
>>334840862
But how did the original friend discover it?
Back when manuals were actually read.
>>334840673
Because kids weren't fucking retarded back then. All you needed was basic controls and that was it. you got dropped into a world and had to figure everything out yourself
>>334840673
Toad tells you Bowser made a shitload of paintings and hided the stars in them.
>>334841384
Kids these days don't read anything unless it's a fucking big onscreen arrow and button prompts on the screen that tell you HEY LOOK JUMP INTO HERE TO START YOUR ADVENTURE!!!!!!, they have no goddamn clue what to do.
>>334841265
His uncle worked for Nintendo and told him about it.
Some nigger in my local Target helped me do it.
>>334841273
>speech bubbles that imply Mario is talking
NOT CANON
NOT CANON
MARIO DOES NOT TALK THIS MUCH WITH THIS MANY WORDS
FUCKING DELETE THIS
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Figured it out myself because I liked jumping at walls as a kid
don't be a tard
>>334840673
I dont know but for me I watch my friend play before I got my copy
>>334841907
>>334840673
Little known fact is that you don't actually need the A-button to jump. You can also 'dive' with the B-button after running. Such that you can enter the painting without pressing the A-button.
>>334841265
friend showed him
>>334842169
HALF PRESSS
>>334842169
BUT FIRST
>>334841120
This. Games should allow room for curiosity and discovery. Tutorials should be minimal and seamlessly integrated into the level design itself.
>>334842089
NOT
FUCKING
CANON
>>334842089
OOOH, nice computer you got here!CAN I HAVE IT?
>>334842609
Go fish, motherfucker.
>>334841120
>I miss this era
oh god your probably 22 tops fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BV95D-0aO4
better than verbal hand holding
>>334841265
there is no original friend
it's friends all the way down
Knowing to jump in is a meme.
>map is the only thing in a room
>jump is the only thing you do
Hmmm
>>334841907
Cry bitch
For the least bright, desperation.
>>334840673
>it's the only room you can visit
>room is empty and largely featureless except for a huge painting
>the painting ripples if you go near it
>mario is well known for his jumping
>toad straight up tells you that Bowser hid stars in paintings
It's pretty obvious, even if you can't read and have never played a video game you should be able to figure it out
>>334840673
it's pretty obvious
>>334844079
How were you supposed to know to talk to Toad?
>>334844008
Please don't use that word. It's offensive and degrading towards women, which I just happen to be one of.
Hatespeech isn't allowed here.
>>334844079
its a meme you dip!
Back then games were less detailed so you needed less instructions
>>334841273
>mfw the only recent game I know with a decent manual is Dark Souls 3
I miss manuals. Especially the hilariously mistranslated ones for JRPGs (where a character' specialty is "building fences" instead of "fencing")
How were kids supposed to know about traveling to parallel universes?
>>334844079
>>334844187
How were you supposed to know to go inside the castle?
>>334840975
How did kids know to talk to NPC's
>>334842212
An A press is an A press, you can't say it's only half.
How were kids supposed to know how to put the cartridge in?
>>334844353
How were you supposed to know you had to read what Lakitu tells you?
how are kid supposed to know how to breathe? woooooooooow now I'm suffocating this is so fucking bullshit how the fuck do
>>334844445
SHUT UP """""""""""""""""""HENRY""""""""""""""""
>>334844552
Your body will actually knock you out and automatically breathe for you if you don't breathe.
>>334842169
>>334842212
>>334844445
>>334844571
imagine being so autistic you only regurgitate memes
>>334844639
Imagine being so autistic you have to shit on anyone enjoying themselves
>>334844552
>tfw you forget to breathe
>>334844353
How were you supposed to know where to put the cartridge in?
How were you supposed to know where to buy the game?
How were you supposed to know about video games?
How were you supposed to know?
What does it mean to know?
Can humans truly have knowledge about the world?
Or is our own consciousness the only guarantee?
>>334844514
>>334844450
How were you supposed know how to hold the controller?this is actually a serious question
>>334841120
>>334841340
>>334841586
you guys probably have autism. my 5 year old nephew knew what to do and it was the first time he played the game. nobody told him where to go.
>>334840673
If you run up to the wall it ripples
>>334844450
I was pretty dumb as a kid. I never figured out the correct way to hold that controller. I think that's why my left thumb is now slightly elongated.
>>334844772
>>334840673
Kids weren't instant gratification drones back then, and they would actually try the fucking game themselves, I know the NPC tells you what to do, but I didn't know english when I was a kid yet you would jump on things and figure it all out yourself.
>>334844639
WELL CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GOT (You)'d. WHATS THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?
>>334844773
>>334844838
I think very few people actually figured it out. Well, the intended way sucked anyway, balance was shit.
>>334844616
FUCKING HANDHOLDING BULLSHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S40fBi65U8c
It's literally the first thing shown.
>>334844450
>>334844773
>>334844838
>People shit on the Wii U for having a retarded controler
>When the N64 controller exists
>>334845079
>change the system
ARMED REVOLUTION
>>334844282
I must know about this fence building character.
>>334844773
Are you dumb? If the game controlled with the dpad you put your left hand there, if it was controlled with the analog you put it there. The right hand was always on the buttons.
>>334845079
>Change the system
No wonder the N64 sold badly.
>>334845359
It was Ashton in Star Ocean 2.
>>334840673
It's the main attraction in the fucking room you retard
>>334845638
How were you supposed to know how to get in the room?
>>334844240
Nodnol
>>334840673
Were you supposed to use an A press, or just half an A press? No, seriously, you could take the first star of the course on just half an press right?
>>334846319
DUDE MEMES LMAO
>>334844437
Because at that point in their development, they weren't afraid of talking to new people.
>>334846319
Holy shit watch this video at 01:05, this half-pressing guy is mad as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
By not being extremely retarded. I did it without even knowing English.
How were uyou supposed to know to drop a fish in front of Jabu jabu?
>>334844773
By reading the game's instruction manual and learn what buttons are used.
How people are supposed to know how to hold this thing is beyond me though.
>>334844773
A diagram for it was in most n64 game's manuals, usually on the first or second page
even sm64
There was a message on the bottom saying "try jumping" with 2 appraisals
>>334841265
He saw black balls and instinctively dived towards them.
>>334850821
Nice
How are kids supposed to know they have to breathe?
>>334853217
Because of the carbon dioxide build up in our lungs causes us to.None of these have ever worked for me.
>>334853217
They don't, their body does
>>334845079
How were you supposed to know to watch TV?
How were you supposed to know to watch that specific channel, at that specific time of day, in that year, to catch the commercial?
>>334840673
>The one fucking interesting thing in the room
>Hur dur how am I supposed to know!?
I didn't know how to read when I got this game. I still figured this shit out.
Saging still works guys.
