The Earth has fallen out of orbit and its about to crash into the Sun. The Government has selected a few lucky portion of the population to enter the underground bunker while the rest of dies. You are part of that portion. You are allowed to bring 5 video games with you. what will you bring to the bunker?
If I was told that I can go hide in a bunker and it will somehow protect me from earth colliding with sun, I'd be first one to off myself.
>>334834917
Because a bunker is going to protect me from the FUCKING SUN
>>334835578
>>334835678
>they havent heard of a nuclear bunker
>It's an "OP is a retard" episode
>>334834917
I dont think the underground bunker is gonna be particularly effective about protecting you from the earth crashing into the sun.
OP why are you such a retard, the sun made of fire orbits the earth.
>>334834917
If the Earth crashed into the Sun it would be completely annihilated. No bunker on the planet is gonna fucking save you.
>Earth falls into the sun
>Bunker
>>334835848
Of course it will you fucking retard. Everything around the bunker will be destroyed but the bunker itself will float in space and be completely fine.
>>334834917
if we crash into the sun at night will we be ok
but like i guess I'd bring some ice and shit since the sun's kind of hot
but you can just go outside during the night and stuff so that's kind of cool
Maybe we can salvage something.
>>334835970
And I'm sure you'll still have internet, right?
>>334835970
not how bunkers work buddy
>>334836167
Why the fuck would I care? The only survivors would be right there with me in the bunker if I wanted to play multiplayer games with them. Which I don't fucking care about anyway because I'm a loser and I only play by myself.
>>334835737
a nuclear bunker isnt going to prevent you from being boiled alive from the lava that will seep through
>>334836164
>implying I will give you my full name
Rinkimirikakuta
>>334836125
I'd make sure to bring oven mitts to put on my feet so its easier to walk around
>>334836164
Shimoarikurinkashifu is my first name
>>334836457
that's why you keep it sealed tight you shitter
>>334836164
>Zukirin
Sounds cute
>>334836457
>>>Highschool
>>334836164
Takumonomotate
Sounds retarded
>>334834917
>Earth is going to collide into the Sun
>think hiding in a concrete/lead bunker is going to stop you from melting alive
Who comes up with these threads? Some kind of faggot?
mikumikita chishidorinkato
>>334836740
your name is fucking zim?
>>334836457
>lava
>>334836839
If only. Try reading again
>all these newfags
this pasta is 6 years old at the most holy shit
>>334834917
My 5 copies of DJ Hero.
I'd probably kill myself since I'd be with random people. I'd rather be alone but even then I'd still kill myself.
>>334834917
>its another "how new is /v/ today" thread
>>334834917
Someone hasn't learned to simply duck and cover
>>334836951
>>334835970
>underground bunker
>attached to the earth
Somebody dump Hellstar Remina to scar all these newfags.
>>334836951
I've been here all Summer, no meme goes by me unnoticed.
>>334834917
Dark Souls 1-3
Demons Souls
Blood Borne
>>334836892
Yes, the sun will melt the rock around you, thus turning it into lava.
>>334837074
no way that over 14 people are pretending to take this shitty thread seriously
>>334836167
Mikatakuzu
I would bring Supreme Commander, SupCom Forget Alliance, Runescape, Warcraft 3 and...forgot last one so lets say Kantai Collection. Atleast I can die in melting bunker in fun way.
>The earth is going to crash into the sun
>here's a bunker
>whys my bunker getting so warm?
Don't talk to me or my sun again
>>334834917
Earth would break apart and blown in space before hitting Sun.
>>334837192
this
I'm from reddit btw
>>334837025
Apparently, pretty damn new.
>The Earth has fallen out of orbit and its about to crash into the Sun.
what the fuck you mean the sun has fallen out of orbit and about to crash into the earth right?
dumb american
>>334837163
Fuck off then.
There should be a minimal amount of knowledge about memes you have to have before being allowed to post here.
>fixing the pasta
Kill yourself faggot
>>334836951
Most people don't autistically memorize copypastas
>>334837310
>there are people who think the earth will not just evaporate in an instant
>>334834917
Bloodborne
Witcher 3
Skyrim
Resident Evil 4
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
>>334834917
>>334835578
>>334835678
>>334835737
>>334836457
>>334836701
>>334836770
>>334836892
>>334837310
Sun is a billion million nuclear explosions going off billion million times every single second for all eternity.
You'd be vaporized in any case.
>>334838134
Perfect
>>334838170
Do you not understand what a nuclear bunker is you retard?
>>334834917
Pokemon W2/B2
Pharoah/Cleopatra city sim
Smash4
DMC3
Terraria
Persona 5
Dwarf Fortress
Dark Souls 3
Doom
Demon's Souls
>>334838309
Not even nuclear bunkers can be designed to survive a direct hit from a multi-megaton warhead not to mention the entire planet crashing into the sun.
You need to work on to your bait because it is easy to deconstruct thus neutering the "baited" factor of it.
>>334836164
>Nokushi
Could've been worse
>>334838521
Found the kid who failed his science classes in high school
Well, if I had to pick what I think the 5 greatest games are, I'd already know what my choices are, but seeing as these will be the only 5 games in existence left, then I'll have to consider the necessity for longevity more so than just overall quality, but still considering overall quality.
With that in mind, I submit:
>Super Mario Bros. 3
>The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall
>Super Smash Bros. Melee
>Minecraft
>Halo: The Master Chief Collection
Yes I said Minecraft. It's a perfect game for a small community to play together for seemingly forever as long as the cancerous artists are all not on it, which they wouldn't be, because they'd be burnt alive.
>>334838521
>this retard
its NUCLEAR PROOF
a water proof watch doesnt get messed up no matter how much water you put on it, I would know
>>334836164
Tamoariari.zunoji
>>334838170
>Sun
>nuclear explosions
fuck off retard
>>334836164
Zimoke doesn't sound like a name...
>>334838587
Please atleast pretend to put your back into it.
I've already wasted two "uncaring-and-slightly-smug" imagereplies on to you, no matter how few opportunities I get to use them.
>>334838663
Actually, waterproof devices such as phones are only waterproof up to a certain depth. Then the water pressure will seep into the cracks and get onto the electronics.
>>334838781
we're talking about water not depth
>>334838775
>I've already wasted two "uncaring-and-slightly-smug" imagereplies on to you
>>334834917
Wait until night, then push it back
FIXING THE PASTA NOW FUCKERS
The Earth is falling out of orbit and you're one of the 100 chosen to board the Alpha Centauri and GTFO the planet.
What 5 games do you bring?
>>334838521
I think Cheyenne Mountain can take a couple.
ive wanted to post bait threads before but im always stopped by "nobody will even reply to this, its too blatantly retarded"
and i come into threads like this and im proven wrong, every time
>>334839031
Yeah, the traditional contact-detonators, but not the bunker-buster kind.
The entire earth would be vaporized before it even touched the corona of the sun.
This is such a stupid thread.
>>334834917
Earth 2150
>>334838972
>Alpha Centauri
Yeah, let's just go to another star with no habitable planets.
>the earth has fallen out of its orbit
Wouldn't we die long before the earth crashed into the sun?
>>334838521
You think that you're the only one here that isn't retarded but you'll find that the opposite is true.
>>334838972
Retard, if the earth falls out of orbit alpha centauri will also fall out of orbit because of the theory of relativity and the conservation of angular momentum
>>334836164
Kushifume shikujitokikushi
>>334835737
Anon . you fucking tool. no wait, calling you a tool would imply you're actually useful, you fucking ninny.
>>334836164
Katokarimotofu Zudoshimiri
>>334838591
I can actually agree with this.
You'd need 4 copies of MCC and 4 X1's to get the full value though.
>>334839306
So 5778 kelvin is how,hot the surface is, fallout shelters are mostly concrete. Its composite so it has no melting point of its own, but the materials concrete is made of does. So a fallout shelter can melt, especially at 5.7k kelvin.
>>334837715
>>334839875
Who the fuck is Kevin, and what does that have to do with the sun?
>>334839875
Just cool it to -6758 kelvin for a comfy temperature then.
It's like you guys can't think on your own and only read your smart books and think your smart
>>334834917
Even if a bunker could survive crashing into the sun, it's pointless because you will eventually die from lack of air, food, water, etc.
>>334839151
You have too much faith in /v/ it sounds like.
>kids actually believe the sun is merely just "very hot fire"
"Crashing into the sun" involves the sun FUCKING VAPORIZING THE GODDAMN EARTH INTO ATOMS.
Learn some goddamn science, children.
When I first posted here I thought that this was funny, but seeing people telling random thing how or why bunker would survive downgrades this to cancer.
Earth aka planet will literally melt and crack in to pieces eventually disappearing so how would small bunker survive this.
>>334838856
That just proves how much he doesn't care
>>334840731
You need fire to evaporate the earth, idiot
Really fucking hot fire and the sun is a 2 thousand year old coal piece, it's not nearly hot enough
>>334841156
but theres no air in space and it is very cold
how then there can be fire or sun if its cold and there's no air?:^^^^^^^^^^^)
This thread is fucking amazing
>>334841252
If it's so cold in space why does it's warm on the earth and why is there fire on the earth?
Because the sun has an atmosphere too, stupid
>people actually arguing the science behind an obvious joke pasta
>>334841628
Don't be a party spoiler and let them have fun making sense of the absurd.
>People are *still* falling for this
>>334841879
I'll throw 1 trillion lions into the sun to save the world
and if that doesn't work I'll throw a googolplex of crows into the sun
>The Earth has fallen out of orbit and its about to crash into the Sun
I read this and it felt wrong because I'm so accustomed to seeing it the other way around
Can the bunker withstand a trillion lions though?
>Thier bunker won't protect them from the sun
What kind of shit tier bunker do you faggots have?
I will stop the sun of lava from destroying earth by pitting it against a sun of ice
>>334840879
Because the bunker is designed to defend people from Nuclear Explosions, since The Sun is just a big Nuclear explosion the Bunker should hold.
Like, they wouldn't be allowed to sell these bunkers if it couldn't handle a Nuclear explosion dumbass, false advertising is illsgal
>>334842213
It's a self contained reaction, not an explosion
>>334842316
That's what it wants you to think
No, I can't let the earth crash into my wife's sun!
Heavily modded Minecraft
Gran Turismo 6
Cities XL 2012
DCS World w/ expansions
I'm gonna sacrifice a spot for Source Film Maker, Adobe Premier, my PC with my HTC Vive, racing wheel and flight stick. Fuck you I'm carrying it all into the bunker!
>>334836164
Zudochiarikito
>>334842054
Not enough information
Is it a lionproof bunker? Are the lion radioactive? What gender do they identify as?
>>334842668
The lions just got in a fight with 10 Brock Lesnars
>>334834917
It doesn't matter what I bring, I'm going to die with the rest of the people as the earth is disintegrated by the sun. The only difference is that I'll be underground when it happens.
>>334842907
Well then they can't focus on the bunker can they?
Or is Brock in the bunker?jesus christ I am supposed to study right now
>>334836164
Zushifukato
>>334834917
>The Earth has fallen out of orbit and its about to crash into the Sun
Oh it's this thread again
>>334836164
Mikakuarikashi Rinkatozudoka
Why is my name so fucking retarded
>>334843130
What if the bunker was Built by Dr. Andonuts to be Absolutely Safe?
>>334843131
The bunker is made of Brock Lesnar and is full of 10 silverback gorillas
The lions have 100 Marines and Jackie Chan holding a baby on their side
And Freiza has just said it will be five minutes until the sun collides into the Earth
>>334835678
You just need shelter until nighttime when the sun goes out. Retard.
>>334843576
I am pretty sure you just built your very own sun
I remember this thread from a long time ago.
The OP of that thread knew what he was doing, jesus.
After all these years people still take the bait
Its astonishing really
>>334834917
What if the Earth was going to crash into a sun made of ice?
>>334840014
Almost died laughing at this
>>334838663
I don't think we are capable of designing something able to withstand the temperature and energy anyway, for that sustained amount of time.
>>334834917
>>334834917
>>334834917
>>334834917
>Planet is falling into a fucking STAR
>A sorry ass bunker built out of normal terrestrial materials is somehow impervious to a SOLAR CRUCIBLE
Uhh, no.
>>334835578
>>334835678
>>334835848
>>334835887
>>334835892
>>334836457
>>334836803
>>334837475
>>334837635
>>334838170
>>334838521
>All these fucking newfags
I hate saying newfags, but holy shit.
>>334844420
do suns made of ice exist?
tis be some bait
>>334846468
There is a planet of diamonds so sure why not
>>334836938
Bim...?
>>334836164
Shikimikashiteari Tedorinari
>>334834917
I love how easily you can pick out newfags with this post.
>>334846420
>The fucking logic that a shelter won't protect you ANY longer then the god damned grass when flying in to the SUN
>Hurr durr 5 video games.
>Like you'd be able to enjoy them
>calls everyone a new fag.
I'd rather be fucking new then the cancer you came here with, pleb.
>>334847582
Its vintage pasta you shit.
You are not supposed tot ake it seriously. Just say what 5 games you could play for the rest of your life.
>>334836164
Meikitatakikarin
>>334847582
>saving thumbnails
Doesn't surprise me, looking at your posts
>>334836164
temotokishi zukichizi
>>334847938
>vintage
>started popping up less than a year ago
>>334844062
Why not just wear sunglasses ?
Why don't we just cover the earth in Sunscreen?
Fallout 1
Fallout 2
Fallout Brotherhood of Steel
Fallout 3
Fallout 4
>>334849930
>>334850294
Just use a giant umbrella as a shield for the side of the earth that's facing the sun
>>334850558
you're a funny guy, leaving off new vegas
>>334850654
Isn't that a Bioshock game ?
>>334850294
The irish still burn tho
>>334836164
Mimotachi nomomotaku
>>334850826
You say that like its a bad thing
Isnt heat only attracted to dark colors? What dont we just wear light colored shirts?
>>334836740
I thought I was the only Bim out there.
>>334836164
Shimozukushichi
>>334834917
I don't play video games.
>>334851038
Jesus fuck you're duller than a stack of bricks
>>334851038
>le le meme
fuck off.
>>334836164
Chiriku Jikarinku
>>334834917
mgsv
new vegas
vampire the masquerade bloodlines
dwarf fortress
morrowind
>>334841996
1 trillion lions would be more than enough to smother the sun, the crows would be overkill
>>334841996
just throw a nuclear missile into the sun that should destroy it
>>334835578
>>334835678
>>334835828
>>334835848
>>334835887
>>334835892
>>334836352
>>334836457
>>334836803
>>334837074
>>334837310
>>334837475
>>334838170
>>334838521
>>334839290
>>334839304
>>334839515
>>334839875
>>334840879
>>334843130
>>334846087
>>334847582
welcome to 4chan now FUCKING LEAVE AND NEVER TALK ABOUT MY WIVES SUN AGAIN
don't talk to me or my wife's sun ever again
>>334836164
>Lukajijimochi
Awesome name.
>>334834917
>You are allowed to bring 5 video games with you. what will you bring to the bunker?
a hooker, some pot and plenty of memes
>>334854593
>pot
DUDE
>>334834917
Megaman X Collection
God Hand
Toribash
Tabletop Simulator
Dwarf Fortress
Should cover all my needs.
>>334838732
>what is nuclear fusion
>>334854759
Don't get any ideas. I use it to pay the hooker
