Ni Hao
Did you buy my game yet, /v/?
>she's basically a panda
At this point blizzard just rips off itself.
T H I C K
H
I
C
K
>falling for waifu-bait: the game
>>334822134
I don't know what's worse, the blatant shilling or the god awful 2 second dogshit quality tumblr gif
>>334822484
>says the anime poster
>>334822282
>Kerrigan sniper
"At this point"?
>tfw your country will never have an overwatchguy
nope!
>>334822626
What better person to call out waifufaggotry on the spot?
>>334822860
If poo in loos got in, anything is possible
>>334823498
Something about this doesn't look right
>>334822484
Why don't DoAX3 threads get this kinda shit? At least this has actual gameplay
>>334823498
ayy lmao
>>334823498
WHY
>>334823562
just zombie makeup
>>334823498
What the fuck
>>334823710
Thats some great makeup
>>334822134
>not preordering from gamestop and obtaining demo code then cancelling preorder
of course I didn't buy your game yet you fucking animal
>>334823498
I don't get it.
>>334823498
>being so edgy and saving this
kys desu senpai
Wut was it?
>>334823498
At least use some real shock image rather than some shitty costume makeup.
>>334823891
it was some girl in zombie makeup, don't know why everyone thought it was real
>>334823804
fuck it I got memed it was some lady that got infected after lipo
Sherecovered perfectly
>zombie makeup
keep telling yourself that fags, im sure it will help you sleep at night. that person was literally rotting away
>>334823498
I just copy and pasted this from another persons post.
>>334822134
nah too casual. Call me when your shit game stops being more casual than shitfest pub tf2. Fix your trash hitreg. I'd let other people play on my account but I have other games on bnet.
Mei is fat. Tracer is fit
>>334824727
Tracer has no ass, no tits, and the most annoying accent
Best girl passing by.
After what Blizz did to nost?
NO
O
What if Mei was slim and sexy
>>334825493
nobody cares about that.
nobody above the age of 18 cares about overwatch
infact i dont think anyone cares about overwatch. it's shilling, these fags can easily r34 these vapid twats and fap but no they come here
HMMM
>>334822134
So is she white or chinese
which is it
Why hasn't anyone cosplayed as mei yet?
>>334825797
Unrealistic body type.
>>334825703
She's supposed to be han or manchu chinese who has been frozen and unaware of what her country has been up to (and so far unrevealed).
Her VA sounds american-chinese, as in born in the states, who is trying put on a more foreign accent. The mandarin is also off.
>>334825797
because fat cosplayers are disgusting?
Not yet, but I plan to.
>>334826083
she lives in my state
I want to give her a hug
>>334822282
But Pandas are much more sexy
>>334825672
>infact i dont think anyone cares about overwatch
You're right! Blizzard's gotten so fucking good at advertising that it's giving you the idea that people actually were having fun playing their shitshow.
Depends, is it F2P on PC with grind to unlock system? Or did they just say fuck it to the idea like H1Z1 did and made it a buy only game?
HAHA
TIME FOR MEIshe really doesn't look or sound chinese, it's weird
>>334826329
$40 buy in, free gameplay related DLC (characters/maps forever), cosmetic DLC that you can also get from playing
>>334826329
It's buy-only.
Seriously, where the fuck have you people been? I don't give a shit about this and even I know that.
>>334826083
Fuck, white women or women in general with thin lips piss me off.
>>334823620
Because no one tries to act like that game is anything but waifu bait. But shills (and I honestly have to say that some of the people in these threads have GOT to be payed by blizzard) and some geniune fans are trying to make Overwatch to be some super insanely fun groundbreaking game when it isnt. Its a 7/10 shooter with a good paintjob and nice asses.
>>334822134
> Did you buy my game yet, /v/?
Not yet. I want to play some more on the Open Beta to judge if this game is going to bore me within two days and if it's going to be relevant within six months.
I played during the two days last closed beta and it felt shallow as fuck.
>>334826425
Men with thin dicks piss me off but you don't see me being spazzing about it when I see yours.
>>334826431
>Its a 7/10 shooter with a good paintjob and nice asses.
I dunno, that still sounds pretty good to me...
>Supporting Blizzard
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/starcraft-2/128252-a-short-history-of-activision-blizzard-or-how
>>334826408
The voice actress is Chinese and lives in China
Someone on the official forums complained she doesn't sound Chinese and got BTFO by Jeff himself, it was p funny to be honest with you
>>334826490
>it felt shallow as fuck
Because it ultimately is. Its a shooter that lacks any serious depth to it. Its fun and will entertain you for casual play after work for a gane or two but its not a serious game that you should invest time in
>>334826586
My cock's pretty thick, senpai.
>>334826412
Clearly not playing the fucking game since I never got a Beta invite. So I lost interest in following it and did other shit. Last I heard it was originally gonna be a F2P to steal the TF2 crowd and make special characters and skins placed behind a paywall.
>>334826408
I'll give the open beta a shot, but usually PVP only games tend to lose my interest after awhile.
>>334826425
>>334826586
I see half of a single lip there, at least she's trying!
>>334825797
>go to a convention
>nearly 100 degrees outside
>dress up in a bunch of thick snow gear
I know some people are willing to do it, but not many.
>>334826750
Maybe I just don't know what a chinese person sounds like, but I played Mei a lot during the beta and she just didn't sound chinese to me.
>>334826829
There's arcade mode, custom games and bots, if that helps
>>334826829
>Last I heard it was originally gonna be a F2P
Blizzard never actually said this, everyone just assumed.
>buying games
>>334826635
Yes it is. That's fine and anyone who shits on you for liking it is retarded. But don't make the game out to be something it isnt i.e. a TF3 or SMNC 2 or any of the other things you spastics have been trying to conpare it to. Its a shallow shooter that is fun and nice to look at and thats all it is. And since its from blizzard thats honestly kind of dissapointing to me.
>>334826929
I suspect there are more Chinese accents than we foreigners know about, like how America has at least six really distinct accents (Minnesota, west coast, Massachusetts, New York, Southern, Texas)
>Mei has the least amount of SFM porn.
>>334827056
It's because she's not wearing a skintight outfit, so she took longer to make. But now that nude models of her exist, the floodgates have opened. Worry not, my brother.
>>334826957
Well, based on how some people feel about it, it may eventually go F2P once the player count starts dropping.
>>334827261
I wouldn't count on it. Blizzard games are notorious for holding a pretty consistant price.
>>334826768
That's what I thought, but do you really think such a game deserves a $40 tag?
I wouldn't mind just playing a game or two after work. That's exactly what I'm looking for, in fact, not a time sink I'll get bored with eventually.
>>334827261
>Those rumors that WoW would drop the subscription fee after a couple years
heh
>>334827184
>It's because she's not wearing a skintight outfit, so she took longer to make.
That's not how it works, people don't model SFM shit from scratch. They take the existing Mei model, cut off the head and place it onto a nude model like CBBE from skyrim et voila.
>>334827423
WoW already has a F2P model, grandpa.
>>334822134
no I bought Junkrat's game
>>334827581
Sure, to level 20
They'll never drop sub fees though. Why would they? New people won't buy into WoW at this point, better to just farm them for the price of an indie game every month.
>>334827423
Yeah, they just created a way to use in-game currency to extend the subscription for play. Which gave the most addicted players a way to keep playing without having to pay a dime.
I want to bury my face in Mei's big Chinese booty!
>>334827672
Except those coins had to be paid for by someone and are more expensive than the actual subscription. So really they're just making more money from the supposed "pay for your account with gold" thing
>>334822626
Yume nikki is a game, you dunce.
>>334822134
I can't afford it.
Blizzard set the price too high for the third-world to make sure that the servers won't be full of russians and brazilians.
>>334827728
>In her ass
>not in her giant tits
Um okay weirdo
>>334826083
she's maybe 1/16th inuit at most
inb4 muh homeopathy genes
>>334822506
>blatant shilling
Pretty sure this is a joke/b8 thread buddy.
Fat short dick or long pencil dick?
>>334827851
I want to sniff and lick her sweaty butthole.
I'd cum on her tits, though.
>>334822134
im not buying this game purely because that disgusting fat slut is in it
Who /bigguy/ here?
Nofatchx
>>334826083
she's fucking cute, I wanna die
>>334827184
>But now that nude models of her exist
Oh shit nigger
I can't wait to make sometasteful erotic images of her wherein she's not wearing clothes but her fun bits are teasingly covered up by the camera angle & moody lighting
If only I didn't have to leave for work soon.
>>334828145
please do
>>334828075
>>334826083
Who is that ?
>>334826740
Cantwakeup.jpg
I hope to Christ this game isn't shit.
>>334826740
Well fuck
Then why would Kotick okay a $40-for-all-content price point? Or are they just lying and plan to add a bunch of forced DLC shit, sort of like SC2?
>>334827056
In due time brother .
It's kind of likesadness portit comes in spurts and you'll appreciate it more.
>>334822134
>draw a white girl
>call her a gook
>>334822134
>go out of their way to make fantastically sexy waifu bait character models
>all of the VA's sound old and unattractive as fuck
>the only VA that sounds under the age of 40 and at least a 6/10 is the spic
What in the flying fuck, could they not afford Tara Strong or anyone else who could do a remotely sexy voice? If you're not going to go 100% sex appeal, what's the fucking point?
>>334828715
delete this
>>334828715
Well they could be planning what they've done with their other bigger games:
Expansions
>>334828753
>draw a white girl
>make her fat
>>334828753
>gook
she's a chink, retard.
>>334825672
>shilling
When will this word be filtered?
You guys know legoman already drew Mei, right?
>>334829182
Isn't she an ice chink?
>>334829006
> >the only VA that sounds under the age of 40 and at least a 6/10 is the spic
w-what spic
are you talking about Lucio?
>>334829291
where? i dont see it on his tumblr
>>334828145
>Actual good SFM porn that isn't just rough fucking that looks terrible.
I love you.
who /fullhog/ here?
>>334829449
Rule 34.
>>334828075
Oh yeah
>>334823473
>Spanish
top kek
I will buy it and enjoy it and there is nothing butthurt nost babies can do about it
>>334829492
I can't into animation, I just make stills.
>>334829773
Edgy Darko is Latino
>>334829913
Honestly stills are sometimes way better than animation.
>>334822134
Couldn't they at least have made her look Chinese?
the official interactions between characters is interesting, at least
I saw a couple of tracers talking to each other at the spawn mentioning something about her core going crazy and it was pretty funny
>>334830059
>Sudaca is spanish
Reee and all that.
Also he isn't from latin america he's from commiefornia.Still favorite character for how over the top he is.
No, I don't like Blizzard games.
>>334828753
There is better lookalike who was posted a while ago, but i never saved the pic.
Do anyone have it?
>>334828298
Sauce please.
Moba shooter
>>334830984
what's the point in calling it a moba? Does calling quake a moba make it not as good?
>>334830984
So TF2 is a MOBA now ?
>>334830628
The only other one I've ever seen is this.
ni hao about you suck my cock, haoni?
>>334826750
>>334826929
People apparently said the same thing about Leliana from Dragon Age even though her VA is a native French.
>>334830984
>Multiplayer Online Battle Arena
Literally every online pvp game ever.
>>334829620
thats kinda offensive, what if my pig see this?
>>334831340
not that one, might have been >>334826083
>>334831450
It really is a terrible name for the genre. I can't believe it caught on.
ASSFAGGOTS is an actual better definition.
>>334827020
I fucking wish this game was SMNC 2.Played the beta this weekend, didn't like it.
>>334831172
>semi-fleshed-out characters with a basic attack as well as a few special attacks and an ultimate skill
Dude that is practically the definition of a moba.
>>334831518
This?
>>334831450
well anime poster what do you want to classify overwatch as. Don't use a general term that can be applied to any game.
It's a shooter game with focus on the abilities of a character and team based matches that revolve around the abilities working together.
Most people understand this as a moba.
You could make a new term for it though.
And before
>tf2 has abilities isn't it a moba?
It's on the line, it's not reliant on mainly the abilities but the skill of the player and the abilities just compliment that skill.
>>334831865
thats the one. just dress her up in a mei outfit and she'll look identical
>>334831924
just call it an fps you nigger
>>334831865
8/10
would cuddle
>>334831924
It's a goddamn First Person Shooter. That's it.
>>334831603
Or you could call it ARTS. It's fairly descriptive without sounding like a butthurt shitposter. I hate those games as much as the next person but people that say ASSFAGGOTS sound like assclowns.
If we're gonna get anal about its genre
Its a First-Person Multiplayer Online Battle Arena.
An FPMOBA, if you will.
>>334832264
>Or you could call it ARTS
But anon, videogames aren't art.
>>334832392
Let's just call it an ASSFAGGOTS already
>>334832154
>>334832264
>it's just an FPS
just like a moba is just an RTS?
it's a boiled down version of a mechanic taken from another game, shooting, and added on abilities that outweigh any mechanical skill or dexterity.
It's the moba of shooters.
>>334832392
These days having Multiplayer and Online is kind of redundant
>>334832534
but some abilities do take mechanical skill or dexterity
>>334832392
Where is the battle arena though? Where are the minions, levels, item store and everything else that defines what a moba is?
Overwatch is just a hero shooter with different game modes
what about rock paper shooter?
Reminder
>>334832534
DotA-likes, ARTS, whatever. Those games are closer to RTS than Overwatch is to those games. Borrowing elements from other genres does not suddenly cause an upheaval. Otherwise Guilty Gear is an RTS due to Jack-O's inclusion. Overwatch is an FPS, deal with it.
>>334832702
>Where is the battle arena?
The map that you shoot shit in?
>>334832818
Who's the nip cutie Tracer is traced from?
>>334832667
Mobas have stuff like that too, but they're normally over powered or underpowered. Because skill makes it better than it's too powerful, and if it doesn't increase with skill it becomes too weak.
One of my main problems with overwatch are all the classes with high skill ceilings contrasted by all the low ones.
It's a game comprised of snipers and pyros.Not literally
From what I've seen of it, Overwatch is more of a shittier TF2 than it is a first person ASSFAGGOTS.
>meifags
>>334831865
She's fuckin' adorable.
Nope.
I was going to, but after playing a few hours of the recent stress test, I am not spending a penny on the game. Would play it if it were F2P.
>>334832702
"Battle Arena" is a very broad term.
The maps are battle arenas for players to duke it out; minions, towers, stores not needed.
>>334833187
Did you feel is was shallow as fuck as well?
Over the few hours I spent playing on those two days I feel like I've already seen everything the game has to offer.
>>334833160
>He's into basic bitches like Tracer or Mercy
Gross
>Want to check out some gameplay
>Go to twitch
>Most streams are foreign and use a huge ass facecam
>Go to youtube
>Some fag shouting like hell and using a facecam
>Search for ones with no commentary they're playing as their favorite hero and not showing off what others are capable of
Guess I'll have to find out myself in open beta. But seriously why are there so many foreign people streaming it? There's barely anyone talking in english.
>>334831865
Who's that femboy?
I WANT TO BUY MEI'S GAME
>>334833356
>Implying I hate Mei
>Implying I just don't hate Meifags with their THICC spamming and whining over little SFM porn
>>334823498
The puffyest vulva.
>>334831603
Assfaggots just sounds like some autistic kid throwing a hissy fit.
>>334833338
That's exactly what it was, for me.
Don't get me wrong, I do think it is put together well, but a few hours in and I was running out of things to do, and there just isn't enough going on in a game to keep me interested.
I'd love playing this game with some friends a few times a month or something, but it's got no staying power for me.
>>334833356
I just want a hot redhead
>>334833747
assfaggot sounds like the term some autistic kid would throw a hissy fit over.
>>334833442
Check the overwatch thread on /vg/. They post gameplay and ability webms, when the mod isn't shilling himself.
>>334833983
>going to /vg/ for gameplay
It's just waifu posters 100%
>>334833747
>some autistic kid throwing a hissy fit.
Given that this accurately describes half or more of all ASSFAGGOTS players, it's an apt name.
>>334833442
>find a stream
>only one watching
>can feel the embaressment as they start playing poorly
So why do heroes compliment eachother. It seems really consistant that they do for something impressive.
>>334833747
Stop trying. They are never going to get over their anal annihilation because [thing they don't like] exists and is enjoyed by others for legitimate reasons. If you call them out on their childish behavior they dive straight into, "I know you are but what am I?" territory.
Like so:
>>334833896
>>334834351
>>334834489
I avoid going to streams with little viewer counts because most I've been to are so overly friendly. I just enter a stream and he instantly says hi to me and tries to talk to me and asks me if I'll follow him.
>>334834803
If I could play right now I'd stream and not talk to anybodymy internet is probably too shit though
>arguing this much
Just call games like dota and lol COCK - Class Oriented Creep Killing
>>334834790
But I don't actually think Overwatch is a MOBA/ASSFAGGOTS, I was just making some bantz.But seriously, after sinking entirely too much of my time into LoL, I can count on one hand the number of games that DIDN'T have some whiny goddamn crybaby on one team or the other.
>>334834790
I don't want to use the word, but it's a really autistic game where you repeat the same action over and over for 20 minutes and enter a team fight for 20 seconds and then back off.
>>334827056
>Roadhog has NO SFM porn
real thic is neglected while you at least get SOMETHING
god I want to watch someone playing genji actually know what they're doing.
There are like no videos on youtube outside of >HEY GUYS and >this is my first time playing
>>334834920
I only stream to friends when they want me to and myaunt.Kinda sad that they removed the option for private streams so I'll get an occasional random person, but they barely talk and if they do I just answer their questions and they leave most of the time.
I've watched 1 guy who had no viewers and he became quite attached to me that he always waited for me to come to watch his stream. Always asked what kind of games I want to see him play and where I was if I didn't come on time. After that I try to kind avoid really small streams.
>>334835230
Check the twitch vod of a_seagull
>>334835230
That's probably because the game isn't out yet and most people can only play for a weekend.
>>334835036
It definitely brings out the worst in people for one reason or another, but a majority of matches have not been like that for me. Of course you run into morons, maybe even more than usual granted, but it is nowhere near as often as people make it out to be. Maybe I am just incredibly lucky to completely avoid themor maybe some of the people whining are, themselves, the problem. That is the only hypothesis I can come up with due to personal experience.
>>334835061
In Tetris you slap down the same few blocks over and over to clear lines. In Counter Strike you shoot the same guns at the same people fighting over the same bomb over and over. In Street Fighter you can poke and combo each other until your health is gone over and over.
As it turns out, people like different things, and see different games in different lights. Not every game can be for everybody, but there is an important difference between someone liking something and something being good. A difference a lot of people just can not seem to comprehend and I really wish they would.
Zarya BOIZ WW@
>>334822134
沒興趣 謝謝
>>334835230
Here's your daily dose of anime.
>>334836219
I would love zarya if it wasn't for the fucking stupid pink hair
>>334836219
it's interesting how shes one of only heroes that has a moving shield that allows her to fire.
>>334836219
I had fun playing as her once I got the hang of how her weapon charges
>>334835338
yeah when I've streamed shit like emulating snes or playstation games for friends I always felt weird talking on stream but I have no problem talking to those same people if we're all in mumble or ts
>>334836493
How exactly does it work? I played her once and she seemed like garbage, didn't try her again.
>>334836171
>or maybe some of the people whining are, themselves, the problem
I was often top of my team, so I doubt it. That said, I don't hate ASSFAGGOTS or even hold a grudge against their existence, I just find them pretty shallow with strangely toxic communities.
Which is fine since they're just free to play little timekillers at best, but I'd never pay for one.
>>334836403
It's the major reason why she gets a bad rep, if she had some normal looking hair im sure she would be loved more from the community.
She has some great abilities though.
>>334822134
Whoa, cute panda
>>334836219
>>334836602
It sucks becasue her design requires the hair.
>>334836602
If she had regular brown hair and was just a badass russian strongwoman, she'd be awesome. But apparently tumblr whales needed to be appeased
>>334836687
Literally exactly this, she looks so much better
>>334836575
She gains bonus damage (slowly losing it over time) when her shield/ the shield casted on ally is attacked
>>334836575
Her weapon becomes more powerful when her shields take damage. So if you throw one on somebody that's getting hit you'll get a significant amount of charge rather quickly and start burning through people.
I bought both this game and Battleborn.
They're both pretty fun and am looking forward to playing what is essentially Team Fortress 3 and Borderlands: MOBA Edition. Not even for full price either and not a cent is going to the devs. Win-win for me.
>>334836742
no it doesn't. See >>334836687
>>334836302
>>334835230
Bonus episode
>>334836575
Shield allies for more damage, dunk people. Her ultimate is fucking obnoxious and I'm glad she's rarely played. She's actually very strong.
Wasn't a thread made earlier today with almost the same OP but with Tracer instead?
>>334836219
Present
I want her to bench press me
>>334836847
and now she has no accent and her entire design is muddy neutrals.
grats.
>>334836256
你他妈的,吸我的谷歌翻译的阴茎
Reminder that Mei titty monster is canon.
>>334836978
Random hot pink on a fucking military character is not good design
Despite what your art school professor might have said, you're not as smart as you think you are.
![[Angry Frog Noises].png](https://i.imgur.com/c0bCGZh.png "[Angry Frog Noises].png")
Zarya having dyed hair isn't the problem. The problem is Zarya having pink hair.
>>334837046
Yea, so is that gun, oh wait.
>>334837046
Her character design would be a 10/10 if not for those gears of war boots
>>334837046
she's fat
>>334837080
>the realism arguement for design
>>334837046
>early concepts
>canon
how retarded are you?
>>334836904
> FPS 21
how do you play video games?
>>334837194
A cropped version of the tank top art is in game as spray
>>334837246
#roast
>>334836595
Well I said some. That said, and not strictly you, but there have been plenty of both people top of their team that are complete flame lords and people "top of their team" read "I am feeding viciously but I blame and flame the team instead of taking responsibility for my lackluster performance" or the, "Me Unga Team Bunga!" effect.
I guess the genre lends itself to the bad excuses because it is so team reliant.
>>334837046
I like the concept design more
D.va best girl. Mei is a close second.
>>334837409
They changed the gun because it was too similar to zarya's. Which sucks because yeah, the old ice gun looked way cooler. I still love mei though
Nice.
Epic.
I like it.
>>334837504
d.va is an irredeemable, mean spirited bully
>>334837617
Nah she likes Mei.
>Fanservice: The FPS
/v/ is just depressing.
>>334822134
H I G H
T
E
S
T
>>334837504
D.VA is just a cheap Soma Peries / Tieren Taozi rip-off
>>334822134
yesI'll probably end up cancelling my order once I get the early beta access
Guys, I'm making an nsfw clay figure out of Mei.
Should I make her bodyshape true to character or should I thickify her a bit?
Mei is shit because she's practically a Chinese government propaganda speaker
>has dialogue lines about how everyone can work together
>cooperate for the whole, comrade!
>cares about the environment to offset the American image that the Chinese are smog belching polluters
Pandering to China.
Also
>has skin with the heads of Tibetan mythological animals on it
Kek
THICKER
>>334837820
also asuka
im honestly surprised there isn't a red scheme for her
>>334837046
>cool ass liquid nitrogen canon
>instead we get a rinky dink ice cream maker
>>334822134
I work for Gamestop so yes I'll be enjoying my free beta and copy for the Playstation 4. Buy now for 279.99!
>>334837889
she got belly, she got hips, and she got ass
she doesn't need to be thickified, she's already there
>>334837617
http://youtu.be/60rLIECAaUM
>>334836403
>The only skin that doesn't have pink hair is Industrialist
>It's even fucking worse
>>334838061
>Console FPS
>>334838117
Nah she's like 1/3 of that picture. She's quite normal underneath the suit.
But since everyone else sees her as overly thick I think I'll do her thick.
>>334838228
There's these new ones as well
>thickfags
literal trash
>>334822389
thats
F A T
A
T
for you
>>334838160
korean girls are fucking mean
i live in a place with a TON of koreans and they're pretty much all bitches. Seriously, I've known cool chinese girls, cool jap girls, and cool viet girls, but the koreans are just rude.
pre ordered months ago, the only blizzard game that is any good
I don't buy video games
>>334827797
>Yume Nikki is a game
>>334838374
All right that's actually tolerable in a 'Paper bag over head' kind of way
>>334838420
>betafag feeling imposed by bitches
anon return your dick and exchange it for your pussy
>>334837105
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>>334837851
>origins edition
Please don't support the activision cancer even further, anon.
Does Reinhardt have a "not-Gipsy-Danger" skin yet?
Bootywatch
>>334838486
If Yume Nikki isn't a game, then what is it?
>>334838540
Only if you promise to learn english
