HOLY FUCK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3C0qEztrlg
>>334820178
>those locations
>those overall good graphics
>those bosses
>THAT SPEED
>THAT MUSIC
I gotta admit, this looks prettyfun
>standard edition is a DL code
Thanks Nintendo.
can someone please explain to me how they managed to make it look that bad? It's like gamecube-tier, visually
>Nintendo of Europe goes and makes this fuck year trailer
>Nintendo of America just sticks "Do a barrel roll" at the end of their 30 second snippets
They did a really good job to. This trailer makes me so fucking excited.
>>334821018
Game is rendered twice on extremely dated hardware at 60fps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMo36RDdVXc
I'm cautiously optimistic. I'd be really excited if it wasn't for the controls but we'll see how it pans out.
Post music if you've got it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z05JKVYfzOI
>>334821352
Nice try faggot, Bayonetta 2 looks at least 40x better than this trash, and it ran at 60 as well.
The opening was kind of poorly put together.
"He never returned... at the same time he delivered the news that Andross had amassed a terrifyingly huge army"
>>334821419
You're trying too hard.
>>334821419
Bayo 2 tries and fails to run at 60. They did the best they could with the hardware.
Still shilling this shit game every day for free?
>>334821419
Did you miss the part where the game is rendered twice? One view on the TV screen and another on the gamepad, also Bayonetta 2 wasn't a huge leap over this.
>>334821515
You're thinking of TW101, bayo was solid at 60.
>>334821419
Bayo 2 wasn't rendered twice.
>>334821462
It's poorly cut and paste from the actual intro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9-XpcpP-48
>>334821579
I'm thinking of both. Bayo 2 nosedives all over the place.
>>334820178
the space missions look great. the ones that don't take place in space look really mediocre.
I trust in Platinum.
>>334820178
>Set G-Diffusers to Max
>That fast
That was some Rogue Leader shit there.
This was a definite maybe and NoE just sold it as a day-1 for me.At least I can use my Wii U for once this year.
>>334820178
That trailer was pretty damn good. I was hype before, but now I'm really fucking hype.
>>334822047
Is thay a wolf walker? Is Fox even trying?
This trailer looks convincing, but I'm still unsure
This trailer is ass. Why does he only have to explain why the frog is part of the team, like every other member is accepted but when they show this stupid piece of shit they have to give a reason that he's there.
>>334822404
That's what I thought too! What the fuck, NOE? I mean, you're still doing a better job than NOA but seriously
>>334822404
Because he is a stupid piece of shit.
This actually has me hype for the game and I don't even like Star Fox that much. I might check it out if it gets cheap.
>>334822624
>Is that any way to treat a lady?
I'm glad she says "lady" instead of "girl" now. so much more classier.
>>334821553
Seeing you shit yourself in rage over other people liking something you don't make it all worthwhile.
>>334822570
>Nintendo games
>cheap
33% off max unless they overestimated their games
>>334820178
I saw the US one with the puppets on tv and I criged as fuck. I'm glad no one was around when it happened because im embarrassed to be a video game player because of it.
Why is Peppy back? I though he retired.
>>334822047BORN INTO A PACK.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RlSgnpLbro
Is the only way to get the First Print Edition in the UK from GAME? Amazon doesn't seem to have its own listing for it (there's one but it's from resellers by the looks of it).
I have it ordered at GAME but they're not really my preference.
>>334822982
I know that feeling, I get so easily embarrassed when it comes to video games, worrying about what the world thinks of me for playing a children's hobby. Some days I just can;t cope with it and lock myself in my room until I can convince myself everything is fine, my parents still love me and my friends aren't judging me for having a hobby.
>>334821369
so how long is this going to be? Like 5 minutes?
>Andross' voice
ITS SHIT.
>>334823216
>children's hobby
I dunno, do kids sill like the Muppets? When I go to game stores and cons they all talk about Minecraft and now Five Nights at Freddy's.
>>334822404
Because >>334821614
>>334823552
Sesame Street's still going, so I'd say yes, kids still like the Muppets.
>>334823197
Only other place would be the Nintendo UK Store, but they're probably sold out by this point.
>>334823552
>I dunno, do kids sill like the Muppets?
I think the main demographics for the Muppets right now is over 20 even though it still retains a natural appeal for kids. Google says its especially popular with woman 25+.
>>334821018
>It's like gamecube-tier
I don't think you remember what Gamecube games looked like outside of Mario Sunshine.
I have no faith in the game because of the controls
>>334823234
~15 minutes.
>>334820178
>5naf mini game
>>334824070
That sounds a bit too optimistic for something that's just going to be a glorified trailer.
>>334822047
OH SON OF A BITCH, REALLY
THE WOLFENS TURN INTO GODDAMNED WOLVES, AND THE ARWINGS ARE FUCKING CHICKENS? INSTEAD OF, Y'KNOW, FOXES?
FUCK THIS, FUCK THE WHILE DAMN THING, THAT'S COOL AS FUCK, AND IT'S SLAPPED INSIDE A GOD-AWFUL GAME
I'M BEYOND MAD
>>334824161
>5naf invented cameras
>>334821378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvX7PVvPVw0
>>334824365
>and tower defence
>>334824161
Now I want a Five Nights At Freddy's version of Star Fox.
Freddy = Fox
Bonnie = Peppy
Chica = Slippy
Fox = Falco
Golden Freddy = James
Star Wolf is the Toy Animatronics, Andross is Purple Man, and the various major commanders/bosses are the security guards, Springtrap, and the Nightmare Animatronics.
>>334821682
You know witch time is in slow motion right ?
>>334821579
No it wasn't, it drops into the high 40s and low 50s all the time.
>>334820178
>Dat Wolf voice
>>334824985
> Muh tears
I despise neo-nintendo with every inch of my being, but this game looks good. The high speed section got me sold.
GOing to convince my friend to buy it so i can play it at his place. A normal run shouldnt take more than 2 hours anyway.
>>334824790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieZ5PQrKisc
>>334824208
They've said it's 15 minutes.
>>334825553
source?
>>334824483
Please don't.
>>334825291
>chicken mode > arwing mode on 1v1
>he switches to arwing mode because wolf switches to air wolfen
plebxplain is a bad channel with bad players
>>334825291
Why didn't they wait for the NX.... fucking damn it. The wii u can't handle a game in 60fps without sacrificing everything for it.
>>334824483
It looks pretty good, certainly better than it did at reveal, but I'm not paying full price.
>>334825597
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/wiiu/afxj/specialmovie/index.html
>>334825940
look to your game collection on the right and ask yourself if even 10% of those were worth the full price tag.
>>334825947
>animation's 15 minutes
>Gamecenter DX is 35
DX is the one without Arino, right?
>>334826016
I rarely buy games at full price so the question is moot.
>>334824327
>THE WOLFENS TURN INTO GODDAMNED WOLVES
The cooler the boss the best the game is, stupid mouthbreather.
> AND THE ARWINGS ARE FUCKING CHICKENS
It's a throwback to the cancelled SF2, you plebeian fucknut.
>>334820178
Is Bayonetta in this?
>>334826080
Yes, it's with his comedy duo partner.
On another note.
Should I get Ratchet&Clank or Star Fox Zero?
I never played a Star Fox before, but I trust in Platinum Games.
I would die happy if there were an alternate mode where every stage is played with g-diffusers at max
>>334820178
>G diffusers set to max
>We're going top speed
HOLY SHIT!
>>334826260
Ones a platformer the other is a space arcade shooter
its up to your taste
>>334826260
Dunno. How about you play ratchet and clank for now and go emlate 64 before playing zero?
I know Zero's a re-imagining and you don't really need to play 64 before it but you're still missing out on some fun as fuck levels.
>Experience an innovative control scheme
Precisely why I'm not interested in playing this game. Can we fuck off with the gimmicks already?
>>334826203
>Bayo in 7+ game
No way.
>>334820178
>MAX SPEED
God damn that was exactly what I wanted in a star fox game, This is gonna be hype as fuck.
>>334824483
I fucking hate you
>>334826426
it's been said for almost 2 years now. You can play with normal controls as well.
>>334826401
>R&C has no preorder bonus in europe
>no special edition
>Star Fox Zero has a limited edition that comes with Guard and a Steelbook but costs 20€ more
I think I'm going with Star Fox Zero.
>>334826269
>mirror mode
>fast speed mode
>unlockable black Arwing mode
>Bloody Palace with all the bosses.
>>334826426
>not wanting the ability to aim 180 degrees around you
Re-playing 64 I've noticed that some levels do benefit from such a thing. Like Andross' true form, the sector Y boss, and Bolses.
>>334826172
HOW ABOUT YOU READ THE FUCKING POST?
THE WOLF TRANSFORMATION IS FUCKING GREAT, AND SF2 CAN BE REFERENCED WITH GENERAL PEPPER MEDALS AND THE ARWING TRANSFORMING AT ALL,
INSTEAD OF KEEPING THE STUPID FUCKING CHICKENS AND MAKING THIS SERIES LAMER THAN IT'S ALREADY PERCEIVED TO BE
THE CHICKENS AND THE FORCED GAMEPAD CONTROLS ARE MIYAMOTO SHIT, NO QUESTION
>>334820178
>Botching the quotes and just slightly changing them
Ehhhhhh... there go my hopes for Good memorable dialogue.
>>334820178
Welp, they did it.
Those Jap bastards really did it.
>>334820178
This made me that much more hyped for this. Cant wait for Friday
>>334826523
>“Motion controls cannot be entirely disabled in Star Fox Zero, although players will have some options to choose how they are implemented.” Nintendo told IGN.
>“The game was designed to be played with motion controls, and it would be incredibly difficult to complete certain areas of the game without the independent aiming and flight that they offer.”
Are you required to use the gamepad because that is some serious bullshit
>>334824483
>>334826523
No, you fucking can't, not and be able to hit many things,
>>334826668
Which you'd be able to fucking do since we're goddamned widescreen now, if they bothered to design the stages properly and either let the Arwings turn faster OR preferably pan the camera farther if you veer left or right, done without the need for the Gamepad.
These fucking idiots can't do ANYTHING right!
>WE'RE GOING TOP SPEED
>>334824483
Are you 12 years old by any chance?
>>334821129
You say that like its not surprising the Americans half ass everything, it's a country of slackers no matter the social latter
>>334826934
Yeah you are. They are passing it off as "innovative" on the box blurb.
>>334820178
>we're going top speed
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>334826771
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nothing disappoints me more than the shitty controls that are being shoehorned in. No wonder this game was stuck in dev hell.
>>334822718
Its always been "Lady" Go play Zoness again.
>>334823098
Its not canon, it's basically a Re-telling of Satfox 64, which was a Re-telling of Starfox .
>>334826172
>It's a throwback to the cancelled SF2, you plebeian fucknut.
theres a reason why it got cancelled, chicken-bot is stupid
>>334821682
>nose dives
Keep exaggerating, I'm sure the people who played it and enjoyed the fuck out of it will care. Does your ass still sting?
>>334824483
>>334827404
fuck you no it has not YOU go replay it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jspdpxj0uI
>>334827285
Well, I don't know which pisses me off more:
Being blueballed by gimmick bullshit from bring able to enjoy a somewhat proper Starfox game after all these years, OR, people that can't fucking read.
They both make me just want to snap.
>>334826668
>not wanting the ability to aim 180 degrees around you
Why not just increase the turn speed, then?
>>334827058
>they don't do it the way I want them to, they're totally incompetent and awful and it makes me so angry!
We get it, you hate change and trying new things and are unable to adapt, go play something else if it makes you this mad.
>>334827547
Then don't go cruse control for cool if you want to get a point across.
>>334824483
>>334826080
Do we have full renders of Starwolf yet? I wanna see Wolf's costume
>>334827553
>>334827058
>let the Arwings turn faster OR preferably pan the camera farther if you veer left or right
I... didn't even think of that. That's pretty smart.
But still, you can shoot an enemy while circling around it now. That shit ain't possible with more turn speed.
>>334820178
literally fucking looks like an n64 game
>>334826426
It's not much more of a gimmick than a mouse and a keyboard to play a fps. You just can't accept that you aren't the great gamer you think you are, so you want everything to play with the same and only device you can use.
Loser.
>>334827404
Nah dude she definitely says "Girl" on Zoness.
>>334821515
Bayo 2 is solid 60, SFZ struggles to go over 40.
Also, what was that top speed mode? That actually looked quite good.
I don't like the VA, and the lack of content puts me off, but I'd be willing to get it for 30€ if it's got some arcade high speed mode.
>>334827431
except that it was cancelled because the 64 was near, and they wanted to drive attention to it
Do I dare to dream, /v/?
>>334827574
>change is always good fags
Change things up, by all means, but don't make a stupid-looking Chicken Wing, don't force gimmick controls on players that don't want to use them, and DON'T, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, introduce shit that kills the fast pace and in turn the replay value like hidden Medals and the Gyro Wing and excessive All-Range mode.
This game does all of that.
>>334821574
So the completely retarded pad is now actually being the reason why games are bad? Wow, gg Nintendo.
>>334827731
Have you ever played an N64 game
>>334827792
>Bayo 2 is solid 60
CAN YOU TURN GAMEPAD CONTROLS OFF YES OR NO MOTHERFUCKER
I want to play this but don't want to split my attention between two screens. Not being able to disable it also means I can't play gamepad only like I can with Bayonetta 2 or 3D world or pretty much any other worthwhile Wii U game.
Asking $60 for this and trying to justify that with the adventures of Slippy's Uncle Grippy is already a hard sell. Nintendo's not stupid...are they?
>>334824483
underage
>>334827857
The story and ending follow 64 almost exactly, dont expect new developments.
>>334827860
>Change things up, by all means,
>Continues to bitch about change
>>334827918
No. Now feel free to bitch about being too uncoordinated to play.
>>334828028
You're defending a control scheme that's other m tier, stop being an assclown.
>>334827629
Cruise.
And I will be as angry as I want to be, considering that I WAS looking VERY forward to this game, only to get that hope dashed.
>>334827729
Yeah, it would take some testing on the turning speed and radius, especially in balancing for the multiplayer battle mode.
OH WAIT
>>334827918
No. Have fun not playing the game!
>game got delayed for months
>still looks and plays like complete shit
>>334827860
>don't make a stupid-looking Chicken Wing
Which was in Star Fox 2
>don't force gimmick controls on players that don't want to use them
I don't want to grind in RPGs, tell Square to stop forcing that on me.
>and DON'T, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, introduce shit that kills the fast pace and in turn the replay value like hidden Medals and the Gyro Wing and excessive All-Range mode.
So you want all games to be super-simple with hardly anything in them.
>All Star Wolf members have their own unique special moves
>All of their hp matches Fox's after he gets 3 gold rings.
>All of them transform their ships into a likeness of themselves rather than just the wolf
>You have to fight them all by yourself before you take on Andross because that idiot fox had to go and jump in the fucking wormhole alone.
>Katt is in every other mission
>Bill is in all missions where you assist the Corenerian Army.
>Bosses that do not appear in this game, Robot boss from Sector X, Train boss, Zoness boss, Aquaes boss, Asteroid field boss and robot boss from Corneia
>Worlds not returning are Mecbeth,Zoness, Aquas, Solar, Bosile, Area 6,Sectors, X,Y and Z and Katina, they are all replaced with new worlds.
>Blue Marine is gone from the game
>Lots of droid missions
>Bosses are more tedious then fun due to high hp bars and very easy to dodge attacks.
Nothing on Venom yet.
>>334820178
>Andross won't have his way this time
>To investigate strange activities on venom
>He never returned
>Intended to conquer the entire lylat system
>Lets take the offensive
>I'm glad we're on the same team
>Is that any way to treat a LADY
>That whiney ass MY EMPEROR I FAILED YOU
>Let us dance
>What was that?!
>You'll be seeing your father soon
>Enjoooy THIS!
Jesus christ. All they diud was change memorable iconic quotes, made them worse. whats the point?
Forever train Op might as well just be "Accelerate".
>>334827918
You can't turn the gamepad controls off. Stop caring then. I'd rather have off-screen play too but I'm willing to hear impressions from people on if this shit is actually going to be a revelation for rail shooters.
Good God, that looks like shit.
That entire trailer is just fucking sad 2bh. Star Fox deserves better.
>>334828089
Other M tried to force a third-person action game and FPS segments with a wiimote. The gamepad has a very standard button setup for a controller, only difference being you need to have enough mental capacity to comprehend what's going on with a second screen. You being too retarded to use it doesn't mean it will stop others from enjoying the game.
>>334828294
>Bosses that do not appear in this game: ...Train boss,
NO!
>>334827993
>continues to defend changes that have negative impacts for the sake of change
>and offers no alternatives
Arwing turns into a Fox as the Wolfens turn into wolves,
Gamepad controls are an optional boost to make the tasks easier for people that can utilize it WHILE not significantly punishing people that wish to use the standard controls,
And of course keep the All-Range stuff to the same proportion as SF64, and get consumer feedback from there.
There. Changed, in a positive way.
>>334828089
How is controlling a 3D platformer with what amounts to an NES controller the same as using the gamepad and gyro to control a 3D flight shooter? And we get it, you're incapable of adapting to different ways of controlling a game, you sound like the PC fanatics who despise anything that's not a mouse and keyboard.
>>334828427
thats a lie. hes been shown at E3.
>>334828294
>Bosses are more tedious then fun due to high hp bars and very easy to dodge attacks.
Guess they were taking notes from Star Fox SNES as well.
I dunno, looks pretty awesome to me. Not sure why everyone seems to hate it. Looks like the proper sequel everyone has wanted since 64
>>334828294
>Robot boss from corneria
Granga is literally in the trailer in the OP. You're full of shit.
>>334828598
Which is ironic because it's a remake and not a sequel.
>>334828539
You do know, that just because they appear doesn't mean they're in the same roles. The guy from Area 6 appears leading a fleet against the army now along with the Ship captain.
>>334828383
Tell us what you want, then, instead of just parroting "It's shit!".
>>334828280
And it looked as stupid then as it does now.
That's a very poor analogy, and really, doesn't contribute anything to this conversation.
It's a rail shooter! You can't clutter it, else you run the risk of the players potentially being FORCED to play it until they don't enjoy it just for completion.
>/v/ - It's okay when Nintendo does it!
>>334828294
The sad part is, people will actually believe you.
>All Star Wolf members have their own unique special moves
Proven.
>All of their hp matches Fox's after he gets 3 gold rings.
Proven.
>All of them transform their ships into a likeness of themselves rather than just the wolf
Nope. Pigma and Leon were in wolves in the pre-show.
>You have to fight them all by yourself before you take on Andross because that idiot fox had to go and jump in the fucking wormhole alone.
Um spoiler?
>Katt is in every other mission
Pointless not to utilize her
>Bill is in all missions where you assist the Corenerian Army.
Same
>Bosses that do not appear in this game, Robot boss from Sector X, Train boss, Zoness boss, Aquaes boss, Asteroid field boss and robot boss from Corneia
You're full of shit. Granga appears in this trailer, Meteo crusher was in pre-show and Forever Train op was shown on codec at E3.
>Worlds not returning are Mecbeth,Zoness, Aquas, Solar, Bosile, Area 6,Sectors, X,Y and Z and Katina, they are all replaced with new worlds.
>Blue Marine is gone from the game
No shit. Blue marine was a tech demo piece.
>Lots of droid missions
>Bosses are more tedious then fun due to high hp bars and very easy to dodge attacks.
Git gud.
>>334828571
Eugh. It sounds awful just hearing it.
>time limit
And that's why Platinum shouldn't have been involved. They do this garbage all the time.
>>334826401
Did Andrew get a nose job?
>>334828801
In your personal opinion.
Yes it does. You don't want things you hate forced on you, and I don't want things I hate forced on me.
Again, your personal opinion.
>my opinions should be how all video games are made!
>>334822982
babby game dum tendo. If i wanted to play wif gogo gaga, i play dora!!
>>334828950
Platinum are overrated hacks. I really don't understand why autist like their garbage so much.
>>334820178
>Platinum
>""""""good""""""
>>334820178
I love how Fox felt he had to add "a close friend and a gifted mechanic" to Slippy, as if justifying his presence among the other actually trustworthy pilots.
>He didn't gold medal every planet on expert with the 3DS Gyro controls
lol, seriously the gyro controls work great. If you've not played 64 3D I highly recommend you give it a try. Might help you get used to them before the game comes out
>>334824327
>>334826771
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CHICKENS YOU FINGER LICKING NIGGER?
SMALL ANIMALS BETTER REPRESENT THE HEROES PLIGHT AGAINST NEAR IMPOSSIBLE ODDS, THINK BUNNY LINK FROM ALTTP.
ALSO THE GAMEPAD DOESN'T PLAY A SIGNIFICANT ROLE IN CONTROLS, IT ONLY OFFERS A FIRST-PERSON VIEW OF INSIDE THE COCKPIT.
IN SHORT I THINK YOU'RE MAKING FAR TOO BIG A DEAL OVER MINOR THINGS WHICH WILL HARDLY IMPACT ON WHAT APPEARS TO BE GOTY. JUST BE GLAD AMIIBOS PLAY NO SIGNIFICANT ROLE.
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE GAMEPAD AIMING THEN PLAY CO-OP BY YOURSELF AND USE THE PILOT'S LASER TO AIM LIKE STAR FOX 64
If you still have trouble shooting things, fucking git gud, or dust off some brain cells to develop what would apparently be your first new skill since the fucking analog stick in the 1990s. Your choice.
It's a Gamepad-centric game. If you bought a Wii U, you bought a console designed around that controller. If you don't like it, you're kind of retarded.
>>334829172
Enjoy your puny single laser experience.
>>334829146
Maybe overrated, but they're by no means bad. They've made some tight games.
>>334829159
>comparing gyro aiming to gyro controls
>>334821018
This is b8
>>334822909
Hell, Wii U Smash is still full price after almost two years.
>>334828929
>No shit. Blue marine was a tech demo piece.
It was? Tech demon for what? How dark to make a level before you're just blindly shooting in the dark?
>>334829164
>not using the argument that chickens are long distant relatives of fucking T-Rexes.
What the fuck are you guys even complaining about, this looks fun as fuck.
>NEVER EVER
Does the game have wing destruction? I haven't seen it.
>>334829235
I don't even own a Pro controller, I use the Gamepad for everything. I'm really looking forward to getting the most out of this game and getting good at quick-aiming with the gyro.
Stubborn faggots can enjoy their puny single laser experience or choose not to play.
>>334829367
Not worth $60 and I don't like gyro aiming
>>334820178
If only fox and falco looked more menacing like their melee counterparts..
But that's a small technicality. They are heroes after all, appealing to a new generation.
>>334829367
This is /v/, dude. I say all things considered this is nothing compared to the usual level of shitposting around here.
>>334829414
Games back then were 60 bucks too.
>>334829281
Yes, most of their games are absolute shit.
I really hope Nier doesn't suffer from their involvement as well.
>>334829146
they have not yet found the glory that is the game you like.
>>334829381
Nope.
>>334824483
Kill urself my man
>>334828383
I thought it was pretty good.
>>334824483
lol
>>334829159
Well shill'd.
>lol
XDXD XDXD XD!!!11
>>334829491
Lets be honest, you have no taste.
>>334829427
Fox should have more of a canid-shaped head. I had thought he looked weird recently but couldn't put my finger on why until someone posted that "Duckface McCloud" image.
>>334829529
What the fuck. Why the fuck wouldn't they do that?
>>334822047
Platinum really has a bad habit of stroking their own ego, huh?
>>334829491
You're not even trying, c'mon.
>>334820862
>fun
GET OFF MY BOARD NORMIE REEEEE
VIDYA AREN'T FOR FUN
>>334822047
BORN INTO A PACK
>>334829651
Dunno. It was annoying, though, so whatever.
>>334820178
Those textures look fucking awful.
Looks like a game made for the Wii.
No wonder Nintendo is dying. Look at this fucking bullshit, they don't even try anymore.
This game looks so damn outdated.
>>334829792
GRAPHIX >>>>>>> STORY >>>>>>> gameplay
>>334829792
>>334829757
>lazy miitomo "put a mii face over a meme" dogshit
Go back to whatever hole you came from faggot
>>334820178
Is this just a starfox 64 remake?
God fucking damn it.
>>334828280
>he had to grind in Final Fantasy games
>>334829781
It was perfect way to stop players from tanking damage for the sake of points
I don't get why some people are so hard on this game. This definitely looks like an improvement over what was shown at E3 2015.
>>334829946
Yup, same way 64 was a remake of 1.
>>334829792
That bait is fucking awful.
Reads like a post made for YouTube's comment section.
No wonder shitposters can't stop the hype for this game. Look at this fucking bullshit, they don't even try anymore.
This bitching about graphics on a Nintendo console is so damn outdated.
>>334829792
Graphics are over rated you Normie scum
>>334829685
Try what? It's the truth.
>>334829901
add your trigger warnings to your name so I know what to post or not before offending you
>>334830007
THOSE FUCKING NIGGERS AT NINTENDO
I WANT FUCKING STARFOX 2 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>334829864
>>334829887
>>334830076
>>334830087
You'd literally suck Nintendos shit out of their assholes, wouldn't you?
>>334829989
If you think this is bad, just wait until the review embargo is lifted tomorrow.
>>334820178
MY GOD LOOK AT THESE GRAPHICS!!!!!
Such detail on Cox Dickcloud
pic related
>>334829989
Absolutely not. At E3, Nintendo said the motion controls could be turned off, and now they can't. I'd say the E3 build was better.
>>334830394
I wanna fuck that frog
>>334830314
You'd literally suck Nvidia's and Intel's shit out of their assholes, wouldn't you?
>>334830431
I see the attack carrier from Starwing and Lylat Wars has been pasted in verbatim.
I see they brought back some voice actors.
Or really good impersonators.
>>334829989
Is this really how low you set the bar to be satisfied?
>>334829367
So did Splatoon, so did Kid Icarus Uprising. It's nintendo's shitty ass control schemes that ruin the fun.
>>334829379
If this piece of shit does well you'll see her and Krystal next game. Not Miyu,tho, Katt is retrained Miyu
>>334830394
I predict low 7s with most reviewers incapable of using the controls and one special snowflake complaining about no on-foot missions
>>334820178
I feel embarrassed for Wii U owners tbqh.
>mfw I didn't buy a Wii U
>>334830556
It's not the same fight though. It plays differently due to being in All Range Mode and has new attacks once the claws are off.
>>334830575
Everyone or almost everyone, as I recall.
>>334827458
Not really. I enjoyed it too. My liking the game isn't going to improve it's framerate.
>>334830314
You really suck 60fps shit out of their assholes wouldn't you
>>334830647
Fair enough.
I haven't been following development super closely.
I want a few surprises when it arrives.
>>334830529
Literally looks like a Gamecube game.
If there is any bad coming out of this game, Nintendo fully deserves it all. Fuck them.
>Voice acting
I'm still waiting for an official confirmation that the retro mode unlocked by the Fox Amiibo has the babbling from the SNES Star Fox, because that's the only way I want to play this game.
>>334830529
>LITERALLY HIS SMASH MODEL
HOLY FUCK HOW SAD
>>334830634
You look like a retard alright.
>>334829020
Your opinion is shit. There's nothing inspiring about becoming a chicken,
and your precious fucking Gamepad controls wouldn't even be an issue if they weren't FORCED ON EVERYONE. That's the issue. Your opinion, like my opinion, shouldn't be forced on everyone, obviously.
Speaking of opinions, maybe you have a hard time distinguishing fact from opinion, because transforming your ship into a chicken is FACTUALLY comedy at best, and adding these gameplay elements to a rail shooter FACTUALLY alters the replay value and pace relative to average player performance and progression speed.
Check yourself.
>>334829164
STAR FOX ALREADY HAS AN IMAGE PROBLEM, AND BECOME A CHICKEN WON'T HELP THAT SHIT IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF FICTION AND MARKETING
ADDITIONALLY, YES, THE CONTROLS ARE FORCED FOR NUMEROUS TARGETS, AND YOU AREN'T PAYING ENOUGH ATTENTION
GEEZ LAWEEZ
>>334830598
What do you mean? People complained about the poor showing they had originally, so they delayed the game to work on it more and it's definitely improved since then.
>>334830796
No, it doesn't you fucking imbecile. End yourself.
>>334830618
I would not have bought or enjoyed Splatoon if it was a twin-stick shooter. I don't settle for that inferior shit.
In that game, the gyro was simply a better way to play. In this game, the gyro aiming adds a whole layer of depth.
>2016
>Nintendo expects you to pay $60 for a rail shooter that lasts 6 hours at the most
>>334830806
If it had that I'd buy an Amiibo.
I think those things are a bit silly but I'd make an exception.
I don't know what I was expecting from Star Fox Guard but it was a little more than that.
>>334830885
"Improved".
>>334830969
You can get the game cheaper on the eshop by itself without Guard.
>>334830861
You are obsessed with screaming like a retard over a walker having an avian design and being unable to adapt to a different control scheme. If those two minor things really trigger you this badly, maybe it's time to get off of 4chan, stop playing games, and think about your life.
>>334831012
It's literally a 10 bucks tower defense game. I say it's pretty good for that price.
>SET G-DIFFUSERS TO MAX!
>WE'RE GOING TOP SPEED!
God, I've fucking missed Star Fox.
>>334830969
The game is meant to be replayable.
It should be an hour long, 90 minutes tops.
>>334831042
Great so its now $50.
>>334831074
So if I just get Zero it's only 50 bucks?
>>334823994
Just because it's 720p instead of 480p doesn't mean the quality of the assets is any higher. It also has some shader effects going on to make the water look a bit more realistic, but that's it. If you rendered GC games to 720p, SFZ would fit right at home among them.
>>334820862
Good graphics? What fucking drugs are you on?
>>334831128
Which is cheaper and no longer $60.
>>334831117
Hoping they changed that thing they said about not having multiple paths outside of planets.
>>334830796
>>334830850
I know right? they should've put more polygons on him, even if it takes down the fps and you don't actually see him while playing, what a dumbass devs lol, it's like they don't even have priorities
>This sudden surge of "GRAFIX AND CONTROLS REEEEEEEEE" shitposting in the last week
What happened? I know it was there before, but there just seems to be more of it now.
Also, Wolf and Andrew have their Venom 2 designs on their 1v1 fights. Guess that'll be the same for Leon and Pigma (unless Pigma's only 1v1 is at the colony).
>>334830850
But it isn't
>First print edition
That's a bummer, I was thinking the two-game pack would be the only way to get SFZ and SFC. Now I might have to pick this up sooner than I planned.
>>334831074
>I say it's pretty good for that price.
This is why they just keep on fucking you.
>>334830861
>your precious fucking Gamepad controls wouldn't even be an issue if they weren't FORCED ON EVERYONE.
No one forced you to buy a Wii U. You're literally complaining about the fact that a game is designed around its primary controller.
Options would be great, I'm not against that. It didn't happen. Too bad.
>transforming your ship into a chicken is FACTUALLY comedy at best
Maybe you have a hard time distinguishing fact from opinion.
>>334831249
Show the differences then
>>334830796
mmmm, Memes are my favorite~!
How can some of you be so god damn delusional.
The game visually looks 10 years old. This game isn't even trying to look good. Looks like game straight out of the Wii but with higher res textures.
Some of the textures look like puke though. Look at the trailer and notice the grass texture on the ground.
What in the fuck?
You people are replying to the people calling out Nintendo's bullshit, telling them their posts are bait?
Get a reality check.
>>334831225
Why would the fps drop? Game looks like fucking ass.
