Did you pre-order my game, love?
Tracer a shit.
>>334806903
Played it during stress test
Boring
Too much leg
Would be like fucking a stick
Get out boygirl, it's Widowmaker's game.
Who will you main /v/?
>>334806903
lewd
Blizz's animation team are gods
>>334806968
I want her to smother me with her spider butt
>>334806903
WHY BOY LOOK LIKE GIRL
The most fun i had in a shooter, too bad my ISP company decided to fuck me up because of "technical difficulties" and i didnt get to play more than 4 hours
>>334807124
>main
Get out of here, Widowmaker, its king of the hill
>>334807124
Bastion is the cutest
Why britbongs call each other "love"?
>>334807217
Shhh, don't fight it
>>334806903
>waifu bait character
>put her in Crocs
>>334807124
The uninstall wizard
>non brits typing love sounds just as weird as non brits saying love
jeez louise
>>334807124
Genji
Its easy as fuck i dont know why everybody says otherwise
Tracer is for closet homos only
>>334807301
>Crocs
Crocs are sooooooo 80s.
>tracer
>>334806903
>Pre-ordering a sexist game
ugh, just stop existing please.
>>334807454
>Zarya is for closet homos only
FTFY
>>334807618
>I want a woman with no personality
>>334807646
Pretty sure Zarya is for full blown homos
>>334807641
>Pre-ordering a sexy game
FTFY
>>334807646
I'm talking about male homos
Why do people care so much for character's look in this game? Isn't it like first-person viewed and you never actually see own character's ass?
>>334807056
>Too much leg
faggot
>>334806903
I asked a question, you're deflecting it towards me because you're fucking weak. It doesn't matter how much you work or go to school and it never will, you were born weak and you will die weak. Me, I had a period of my life I fell off, yeah. But I'm taking control. You know why? Because I can. I can surprass you with no fucking effort. Just because I chose to live the way I have doesn't mean I'm stuck there forever. I made those choices and I'm making the choice to stop letting other people run away with whatever illusion of power I've instilled upon them. I am greater than you and always will be. So don't come at me sideways thinkign you're fucking sweet or something. Taking shorts cause I'm in Florida when you couldn't say a word to me when I was home. It is my concern and it will be my concern. Fall Back.
>>334807124
Lúcio and Winston so i can honor my monkey blood in-game
>>334807456
Why are character-designers so lazy?
>>334807124
Ya boi Lucio
Or Junkrat
>>334807696
She does when we're together.
>>334807871
> shorts
> thinkign
you had me and then you lost me
>>334806903
I want to but why the hell is the FOV so tiny? I thought people were exaggerating but when I played it during the stress test it was actually a problem, specially when I used Winston's Q.
>you'll never playfully pinch her love handles and blow raspberries on her perfect tummy while she giggles your name
;_;
>Beta starts 2 weeks from today
How you holdin' up bros?
>>334808109
You didnt change it?
>>334807904
Roadhog is not-Pudge
All games need a fag guy with a hook seems like, the guy is even australian too
>>334807618
>sand niggers
>>334808121
cute
>>334808180
I set it to the highest I could and it was still pretty small.
>>334806903
I will never buy a game with my dick's mind. I am too advanced a creature to allow simple reproductive cycles to determine what my future holds. AWAY, DEMON WOMAN!
>>334808205
>Not maining glorious dune coon master race
>>334808121
Good God, I want to pour syrup all over her and eat her
>>334806903
This whole le """"cute""" and western anime Overwatch vibe is extremely vomit inducing, sorry.
>>334806903
>that disgusting clipping
>>334808197
Pudge is not-abomination.
>>334807456
Who is dat
>>334807618
I don't get it, are they trying to be diverse by adding different cultures?
It just seems like they're throwing in racist stereotypes to me.
She's Egyptian so obviously she must have walked straight out of the pharaoh's tomb. Let's put hieroglyphics on her face and bird armor because that's what your average Egyptian looks like, eh?
What does their American character look like? A cowboy with a grizzled chin and a bald eagle on his shoulder?
>>334808587
close
>>334806903
nah because I preordered doom and my budget allows for only one pre order at a time. I'll eventually get around to getting you though luv.
>>334807456
What manga is Blizzard ripping off?
>>334808568
Lena Oxton
>>334807124
soldier, winston, zarya, bastion, mercy, lucio, reinhardt
more or less tanks, supports, healers. I suck too much to play classes that requires you to actually hit your target. Soldier is the only one that looks offensive enough for me to handle.
>>334808587
>>334806903
Yes but not for you honey
>>334808587
or they could be doing themed characters and adding their ethnicity because it fits?
>>334808457
He is not-Butcher from Diablo now that I think about it.
>>334808337
>mei covered in syrup
Thanks for that imagery anon
>>334807124
Bastion was gonna be my main hero to play, but Junkrat is just too much fun.
IS THERE A HEALER IF SO I'LL PLAY THAT
IF NOT I DONT CARE
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE BRAINDEAD
>>334808730
So it's a cowboy with a grizzled chin and a Buddha robot in his shoulder
i see Blizzard is pandering to the newer Buddhist hipsters
>>334808720
Cheeky cunt i mean the manga gurl
>>334808717
unethical filth
>>334808754
I mean the Scotsman could be a ginger, bagpipe playing, haggis riding swordsman or he could be a one-eyed black guy with a grenade launcher.
Which is more cliche?
20THICCRATE!!
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
>>334808730
holy shit this game really is a tf2 rip off
>>334808197
Roadhog's a big guy
>2016
>still buying Blizzard games
>>334808587
Yes, most of the characters are stereotyped and cartoony
>>334808854
He's in the background not on his shoulder.
>>334808337
The syrup is for the next morning, silly!
>>334808121
>tfw girlfriend has similar body type.
Truly a time to be alive.
Also I played her alot in the open beta weekends and a good part of the day this weekend. Shes kind of situational no? She was excellent for blocking and slowing the payload
how does /v/ play her?
>>334807974
Can I get a link to the full animation?
>>334808845
You have 3 very good healers you can choose from.
I'll buy it when it comes on Steam. I don't want my Blizzard account hacked by any more Koreans thank you.
>>334809056
I dislike this artist.
Add the burqa update please Blizz
>>334809075
lol
good 1 anon :)
>>334806903
Tracer looks like a guy and if you find her attractive you are a faggot.
>>334809037
Is that E. Gadd's wife
>>334809009
I want to slurp the syrup out of her brown eyed cyclops
>>334809037
She's a hard counter to Genji and a light counter to Tracer though, plus she can deny turrets, Bastion, and ults.
>Level 84 Genji playing versus a bunch of level 7s over the weekend
>He's wrecking our shit
>I got Mei and suddenly he's totally ineffectual, my team is able to win because I disable his ass before he can take out our healers.
>"wah why are they stereotyping a culture!"
>/v/ is a SJW when it comes to games they don't like
>>334807124
Bastion, Reinhardt, Zenyatta.
>>334806903
This isnt cute or adorable anymore, this is phony clown shit. What the fuck were they thinking?
>>334808949
How do you get tf2 out of a cyborg cowboy?
>>334809089
I don't even know the artist, I just picked something out of my mercy folder.
>>334809075
>getting hacked in the first place
>trusting more on steam security
kek m8 yer givin me a giggle
>>334807124
Reinhardt for AMBER ALERT over cliffs
Mei for HAHA YOU FAGGOTS SHOULD LEARN TO POSITION BETTER
D.va for OH MY GOD DID YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOU WERE ALLOWED TO ULT, FAGGOT?
Torbjorn for MULDAN KUUUUURRRLucio for being an absolute dick
>>334808871
Is that the actual name? Google doesn't turn up anything.
>>334807456
Damn it, now I have to fap, and I hated Secret Plot Deep.
>>334808121
>blizzdrones acting like this is a game they would play if any other company made it
>>334809181
I don't have a problem with that
>>334809206
You're a doll, anon.
>>334806903
>skin tight pants
>no cameltoe
>no vulva whatsoever
>just fucking nothing
This is unacceptable
>>334807456
creativity is stealing+slight abstraction. this is not anything new. composition prof at my university: "good composers borrow, but great composers outright steal"
>>334809295
well I wouldn't because if any other company made it I would be playing a dead game (Battleborn, Paragon) but since Blizzard made it it's going to be incredibly populated
>>334809265
Blizzard is notorious for this shit, the only ones worse are Sony.
>Have a b.net account
>Travel overseas for a month
>Account was hacked China
>WoW account banned
>D3 account banned
Nope. Ever again.
I did get my D3 account back in good standing but I still will never trust this company again. Ohio-zao-mas.
>>334806903
That animation looks cartoonish as fuck. What the hell?
>>334809258
He probably meant because it looks like cp_egypt with a similar artstyle
>>334807276
SAUCE
>>334807820
>Those freckles
FUCK THE RETARDED POSE
FUCK PEOPLE BITCHING ABOUT ZARYA
FUCK THAT ONE NIGGER WHO REPOSTS THAT ANCIENT INTERVIEW WHERE THEY SAID ONE OF THE CHARACTERS WAS TRANS
WHERE
ARE
THE
FRECKLES
>>334809075
Use an authenticator.
>>334807276
Sorry to get everyone's hopes up, but this fine young skeleton is female
Best character incoming
>>334809181
What guys have you been looking at lately, Anon?Post pictures of them
>>334809258
lawdamercy
best female design imo and I'm normally a thiccfag
>>334806903
I want to hug Roadhog.
>>334809424
I'd rather just not support the company. Diablo 3 was the last straw.
> wide appeal sexy fun girl #51276
> everyone goes crazy
gee, what's next? mcdonalds for highest class of culinary experience?
>>334809384
>This cartoon game looks cartoonish!
>>334809372
>Ohio-zao-mas
>>334807618
Why is Pharah defending Burger Town?
>>334809650
It's the Hyperion cantina from Starcraft 2
>>334808587
How does Blizz plan on monetizing the game post-launch?
>Heroes and Maps are free
>Skins can be won for free or grinded for
>>334809623
It looks way too cartoonish.
>>334806903
>Did you pre-order my game, love?
... the fuck would I?
The only value this game holds for me is the porn.
>Buying shit games because they have attractive characters
How does it feel to function on the same level as a rabid animal?
>>334806903
>preordering a blizzard game
>when tracer smut comes out for free
There's only one decent husbundo in this game, and that's Bastion. It sucks.
>>334809650
Because Overwatch exists to defend your god-given American freedoms, commie, even if you pretend you don't want them.
Now thank the patriot for doing the job you were too much of a pussy to do.
>>334807124
Mains in a game like this is a bit pointless, but I guess I'll be playing Mei and Roadhog the most if I get the chance.
>>334809295
I would, I play dirty bomb, which is very similar. Company loyalty is retarded, just play fun videogames.
>>334809330
Your professor is a faggot, the real cuote would be "good composers are inspired, shitty composers outright steal".
Blizzard has done nothing but steal or buy franchises. Warcraft is not an "inspiration" of warhammer, it is an outright steal, same as starcraft and 40k, HS and Magic. The only 2 "original" franchises are diablo and overwatch, and they bought both when the games were almost done.
>>334809757
This.
Fucking game reeks of pandering, and not in the good kind.
>>334807618
nice samus ripofff blizz
>>334809764
OTP
T
P
>tfw no beta
I'll wait until it goes F2P.
>>334809757
Pretty good, man. How does it feel to function on the same level as a high schooler who just heard the name Nietzsche once and it now an expert on philosophy?
>>334809187
Wendy from Snow Board Kids
>>334809224
That's a new perspective, thanks.
I was playing her and felt kinda useless because shes not super offensive, funny as fuck when I kill people though
>>334809693
You can buy loot crates which contain random skins, voice lines, sprays, etc.
If you already have the item inside you get fakemoney which you can spend for the same cosmetic stuff
It worked for Tf2. Mystery box addition is a REAL THING.
>tfw no art of Tracer as a trap being snuggled by Mei
Fuck this gay earth
>>334809573
Shame. Diablo 3 is pretty sweet now.
Are you really one of those guys who feel scorned by video games? You realise they're just games, right?
>>334806903
All I can think of when I see this girl now is "buttgirl" - this is what Blizzard has done. They have turned one of their characters into a controversy.
why do people want to play a slower, more boring TF2 that doesn't let you make custom servers? you don't need to buy the game to get porn
>>334809490
I'm a Meifag, but you're right mercy is top tier.
I only got to play a couple games during the most recent closed beta, but I had fun with it.
The only concern I have is the lack of strategy. Most characters have a KILL EVERYTHING ult, so when two teams rush to capture points there's all sorts of crazy shit popping off. I hope the game will actually involve more strategy than just spamming skills everywhere.
>being a modern gamer where you grind for online bling
Eurgh, just like what happened to CS Go
My only complaint is that you can't use custom sprays like you can in TF2
>>334807124
Zenyatta all day.
>>334806903
Yep, but from Amazon which is a physical version I guess.
I had leftover funbux from a gift card promotion and used the free prime trial to get origins for $47.
>>334809693
>>Skins can be won for free or grinded for
who's going to grind this shit game?
>>334809975
No not scorned by games, I just think Blizzard is a shit company now.
>>334809853
Open beta in 3 weeks.
>>334809991
>I hope the game will actually involve more strategy than just spamming skills everywhere.
I doubt it. Selling games is like this is about accessibility/lowest common denominator. Making it possible to be regularly "outplayed" in the midst of popping your ultimate or whatever is not good for business.
>>334809853
its...buy to play, and blizzard will never make a game free, i mean they still charge for diablo 2
>>334809982
>Slower
So you either played the weekend or not at all? Thanks for letting us know!
>>334809820
You forget that 95% of gamers are lonely virgins. These people are so desperate for any contact with a girl that they live through a first-person shooter. Blizzard would be stupid not to take advantage of this.
>>334810127
Feet fags are worse than child rapists. You should be fucking euthanised.
>tf2 with dreamwork animations
ehhh. no. looks stupid to me.
>>334807124
Bastion, Junkrat, and Zenyatta are looking like the ones I most want to get my hands on.
I guess that leaves me needing favorite tank and assault heroes though. Reaper and Roadhog look like the most fun.
>>334808670
>I preordered doom
>>334809693
Through skins. You need more XP each level. If people want a fancy-ass skin now, they can buy one.
>>334809906
One other tip: her ice alt fire deals 70 base damage, and 140 if you headshot. You can headshot frozen people. Very easily.
>>334806903
No, because all of my friends who got beta access played the shit out of your game for 2 weeks and then stopped cold turkey.
I still don't know why since I haven't played it, but I'm not getting another blizzard game that is fun for the first months of its release and then loses half its players from there out.
>>334810068
I was tempted to do that as well, but then I realised I didnt care about the extra stuff in origins.
Not to mention shipping shenanigans
Also
>PC
>Physical
It would be a code in a box, i know it
>>334810238
xp required for level caps out after a certain amount
>>334810215
>Your fetishes are degenerate
>Mine are absolute and pure
Grow up.
>>334810217
Aside from a few things that TF2 obviously didn't do first, it's nothing like tf2.
>>334806903
>pre-ordering at all
>giving blizzard money
I'll pass.
>>334810234
He said doom, not battleborn.
>>334809991
There's more skill at the high level. I was watching a stream the other day with a cool comp.
>Reinhardt, McCree, Mercy
>Any time the McCree gets his ult, Reinhardt screens for him, Mercy damage-boosts (this speeds up his target acquisition), and he ults
It worked brilliantly, but it requires real communication
>>334810234
Single player looks good
>>334809871
>Implying it even takes that miniscule level of intelligence to spot how much you retarded faggots are being manipulated
>>334807124
Tracer
>>334810269
>I'm not getting another blizzard game that is fun for the first months of its release and then loses half its players from there out
... so you're never buying ActiBlizzard again?
I like the characters and the characters are interesting, but the game doesn't look fun
>>334810383
>$60 for singleplayer
>>334810365
>blizzard games
>skill
I have some bad news for you
test desu
>>334806903
Why anyone would use a colour other than the sexy as fuck orange is beyond me
>>334810387
Hey, that's great, you wanna play some video games anon?
>qt Brit girl
>degenerate robosexuality enabler
>hot big booty French assassin woman
>blue skinned emotionless bitch who killed her partner
>Russian /fit/ woman fighting robotic scum
>shit-tier SJW haircut
Overwatch waifus are almost good, but then Blizzard just has to ruin them
>>334810423
Take it back. Or else....
*sharingan flickers in the pale moonlight*
...You'll regret it...
>>334810479
Meme if you like
>>334809283
>he didn't like Deep
>>334810565
Zarya is pretty based haircut aside. Her voice lines remind me of the Heavy. I was expecting tumblrina stuff.
We all await the inevitable blonde-blue eye skin that will come in time
>>334810565
At least the asian waifus arn't shit like in real life.
>>334810565
>blue skinned emotionless bitch who killed her partner
It wasn't her fault! She got her mind broken, drugged and brainwashed. She's a victim as well.
>>334810565
You forgot mei, she's a big booty qt.
>>334810469
Yes.
>>334807124
Bastion or Pharah
>>334810130
Hearthstone is f2p
>>334810524
>deflecting the inconvenient truth with a may-may
I like how you go a long ways to prove Anon's theory correct.
Do you take a deep breath and scream out "DERP!" every time you hit "Post"?
>>334810469
Got it for £24 on CD keys
PLEASE CENSOR
>>334810665
this sounds like one of my japanese hentais
>>334807974
>cropped
Fuck off
>>334810707
Who loves the environment, animals anda big breakfast.
What's not to like?
>>334810272
I actually bought the Heroes of the Storm Disc release for that mount, and I was actually pleased when it WASN'T just a code in a box.
>CD
>Blizzard Note Pad
>Cardboard Card for a WoW 20 day trial
>Card for my actual Heroes for HotS
>Card for free Hearthstone packs
>Card for Starcraft II trial
>I think there was a booklet too
>Not a single Zarya image
You guys all insecure homos or some shit?
>>334810774
Hah, hey man, you're right! That woman sure did make a fool of herself, and it would be pretty fun to make verbal emissions like that with every post!
Still, I just wanted to play a video game, no reason to get so wrinkled up, hope you have a good day, man.
>>334810272
Yeah I wish they just had the regular version since I don't plan to play Blizzard games aside from this one, but the OST and Tracer skin are nice bonuses.
>>334810932
>posting a coalburner
cuck
>>334810932
Nah dude I'm actually pretty secure that's why I don't have to resort to lust over "chicks" who look like dudes.
>>334810932
Who is this qt? I want her to bench press my dick.
>>334807124
Tracer all the fucking way
I did, I even preordered the Origins edition but I cancelled that preorder.
>>334810932
Don't do this to me, Anon.
>>334811010
samantha wright
>>334810889
This is a childrens image board.
You faggots are such a joke. The one thing I'd expect /v/ to be able to stand up for, the only pillar that I expect the degenerates he to prop themselves up with is being against 3rd wave feminism.
Yet you guys support overwatch, the new pinnacle of feminism pandering.
You people make me fucking sick, not because you're buying the game, I don't give a fuck about the game. But because you faggots don't even have anything that resembles a spine and cave immediately when somebody clones TF2.
Fucking losers
>>334811090
Nobody under 18 is allowed on this site at all though.
Preordered since I know I will play it a little and I wanted the Tracer hero in HOTS
She look like the most OP hero yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzaMOGjKMXw
>>334807456
no fucking way
Fucking blizzard
Mei is so perfect. I want to make her my wife and worship her big chinese booty every single day. I want to bury my face DEEP between those buttcheeks while she shyly remonstrates me in Chinese.
>>334811131
What do you expect? This place is basically Reddit.
People are actually or ironically support this trash and just spend their time here baiting for responses or being contrarian on purpose
>>334806903
Man, she looks sexy in pictures, but in motion she kind of looks like Bugs Bunny. I don't want to fuck Bugs Bunny.
>>334807124
>Will
jokes on you, i've been /in/ for months now
Maining Genji, Tracer and Mei
>>334806903
>Love
its "luv", rolls off the tongue. Plus they fucked her voice up she doesn't sound authentically British but once again for Freedomland ignorance is bliss
No, I didn't, because it's
2 0 T I C K
0
T
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C
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>>334811210
She's out today if you prepurchased the Origins edition.
>>334811131
>he thinks /v/ is his ideological army
>>334811131
Some of us like how the game plays. Now run along if you don't want to talk about video games.
>>334811318
Noice. I'll try her
>>334807456
someone at blizz really likes jap shit
>>334808785
UNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THIQQUER
>>334811131
>tips fedora
I'm not buying it though
>>334808205
>NA is Arab
Not even ME sand niggers consider them like that.
>>334811290
>Plus they fucked her voice up she doesn't sound authentically British but once again for Freedomland ignorance is bliss
Britbong here. It's obviously a caricature like every other character. Stop acting so butthurt
>>334810127
I'm not even a footfaggot but those feet are disgusting.
>>334807276
SAUCE
>>334806903
I would have if I had gotten into the open beta.
>>334806903
I would have, if you'd have let me in your beta and I'd have thought the game worth it. I can't justify dropping a benji just to fucking play a game that'll die in two or three months.
>>334811472
Open beta hasn't happened yet m8
>>334807124
Either genji or soldier
>>334811375
>>334811252
waiting for this to appear on a gaming news site any day now
Ok, blizzdrone, marketer, shill, whatever, try to sale me this game.
Why should i play this instead of TF2 (which I even stopped playing years ago)
Last blizz game i paid for is D3, no more bullshit
>>334811571
Because all your normie friends will buy it.
>>334811549
Is that some secret plot nigga?
>>334807124
Start off with Tickle Monkey and find a more complex character to main as I play.
I've heard that Tracer is supposed to be like Overwatch's Scout. How is she supposed to be a Scout with measly little laser guns? I can't imagine her being as good as Scout with his scattergun.
>>334811549
don't forget how widowmaker is the same character as that ninja girl from taimanin asagi
>>334811571
Or you could just play the open beta so you can try for your self without spending money
>>334811430
Not butthurt just a slight triggerino. Still gonna buy the game and have fun with it, doesn't really take anything away from it just something small that peeves me a bit. I've got nothing better to do till the game comes out
>>334807124
Hanzo and mccree. Gunslinger and samurai are my favourite rpg classes.
>>334807456
>There are people who don't recognize Secret Plot
Of all the things to make me feel old...
>>334811571
Maybe you can tell us what you liked about TF2/
If you liked the engineer you'll love this game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qlQy4u94x0
>>334809463
>We want the Borderland audience
>>334810269
That's every blizzard game that past WC3 anon.
>>334807124
WINSTON BABEYYY
>>334809463
What makes him a good demoman?
>>334811571
Because it's almost nothing like tf2 aside from a few gametypes and classes which plenty of games did before.
Buy it if it looks fun to you, that's all I can say. Pushing games on people is retarded.
>>334811787
WoW
