>Dark Souls came out 19 years ago
JUST
>the very instance I am writing this was seven billion years ago
>>334798639
What if time paused for seven billion years at some point during the fwe seconds it took you to write that sentence, and your statement is actually true? What if we keep skipping billions and billions of years into the future without noticing?
>>334798792
It would be irrelevant to us. Time exists only as we perceive time. If there were time skips like that, we would not perceive them, so they don't concern us.
How would the duration of a pause even be measured, if time itself was stopped?
>time was ago
2011 was 20 years ago
>Dark Souls III came out 19 years ago
>2015 was 32 years ago
>Crysis was released 9 years ago
>this console life cycle started almost 3 years ago
>A Link to the Past came out 40 years ago
>final fantasy x came out 15 years ago
>you will die in your life time
>we're closer to 2040 than 1990
This thread is fucking garbage.
>>334803348
>soon we will be in the 20s again
>Red Dead Redemption never came out
>>334803312
People die?!
>>334803413
We are already dead, this is hell.
>>334803394
>literally
>Somewhere eventually, someone will name their child Solaire.
>20 years ago was 37 years ago
We are watching ourselves from the future
>>334803541
Every one of us is a series of people that know each other, but only in one direction, and can help each other, but only in the other.
There's a skeleton inside you
>>334803646
Humans are really just skeleton larvae.
>>334798236
dam son i feel really old
>time was 40 million years ago
>>334803646
They have them in cats now, apparently.
>tfw ultima underworld only came out yesterday
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>Eternal recurrence means you will relive thus life forever
>>334803151
Wait
your butt is an ass
>>334799680
>not counting how many seconds you can stop time for
>>334804697
Go to bed, Fritz. Don't you have some dying of syphilis to do?
>>334798236
am I the only one who never understood this meme?
>>334807194
Well, it is only really funny if it starts with some real numbers (The last good Metroid came out 9 years ago.) that then escalate into almost believable lies (James Rolfe turns 40 this year!) until the insanity is fully embraced (Dark Souls 3 came out thirty-four years ago.)
If you don't get the joke you probably have never felt the despair of noticing that something you enjoy dearly is suddenly a decade old or more. In which case you are probably under age, get out.
>>334807574
ahh, let me try
>witcher three came out a year ago
>>334808132
...it actually did, didn't it?
>DmC and the following hate hype was 3 years ago
>>334807068
If you're counting time than it hasn't stopped at all
