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How is this allowed?
>steam reviews
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>>334792594
you just answered your own question
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>>334794921
>beta 1 month before release

hahaha
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>>334794921
shit launches in a month. that is not a beta you fagatro69dicksinyourassthousand this game is practically done
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>>334792594
what the fuck are they even trying to say
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>>334795028
This actually may make him more viable for consideration, considering how Q1, 2 and 3 didn't launch on Steam, and QL wasn't on Steam for the longest of times
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>>334795028
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>>334795123
Hes upset with the volume of releases so he mocks it.
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>>334795262
2k hours in csgo says a lot about his mental health, especially if he used to play quake 1,2,3.
And average QL player profile looks different, you can instantly recognize one just by looking at his nickname.
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>>334792594
>Shineeeeee
>"Shine? The fuck, shining or some shit--"
>realization
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>>334795584
What does it mean?
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Notice that the only legit complaint is loadouts, and later hes bitching about pickups.
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>>334796014
You can actually shut the numbers off, and if this weeblord thinks demons are unbalanced he has no idea what balance fucking is

Still, everything else is pretty legitimate
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>>334795651
"Die" in Japanese
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>>334796296
customization is optional
taunts were in UT99
and textures not loading means he's playing it on some pretty shitty pc
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>>334796296
you saying demons are balanced?

its not that you just gain infinite amount of rockets that can instagib people even from far because of the retarded splash. in addition you gain jetpack, faster movementspeed, glowy enemies, health buffed to 300, damage reduction and worst of all this powerup lasts like 60 seconds and half of the game theres someone running around as an unstopable killing machine.
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>>334792594
Its like /v/ is writing reviews
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>>334796526
>Taunts were in UT99
But this isn't an UT game...
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>>334796541
And how is it unbalanced if both teams have the same access to it?
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>download doom beta or what is this
>wait like 2 minutes on a warning, warning me about having to wait 2 minutes afterwards
>laugh at my plastic soldier
>queue for tdm
>wait 10 minutes, game never starts
>queue in the other one
>wait 10 minute, game never starts
>delete game

Should I write a review now anons?
why is reviewing even enabled on a beta
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>>334792594
Freedom of speech, you fucking hitlar.
Just filter most useful.
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>see thread in catalog
>gee i wonder how many posts are going to be whining about d44m reviews
>95% of replies

what a shock
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>>334796658
well now thats a lazy ass balance argument

its like saying that nukes in war are great and make it more interesting.
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>>334796639
Then why everyone is comparing it to Unreal Tournament?
These reviews are just gold mine, since any shitter could play it without paying a dime.
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>>334797123
>>334796526
>>334796014
>>334795028
>>334794921
>>334794801
Buttmad bethdrone
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>>334796938
First, play Civilization.

Second, it's not unbalanced if both teams have free access to it. That's like saying throws in street fighter are OP. "Unbalanced" implies balance leans one way or another, and the Demon token is announced to both teams, has a spawn timer, and whoever earns possession will eventually time out or die.

Third, there's countless ways to shut it down. Snipe it from afar while it's paying attention to other players. Shoot out it's jetpack. Use the cannon that spawns on the map. The demon is not "overpowered", you can easily overcome it. The announcer even has a special quote if you do it quickly, which is incredibly easy if everyone's focusing on it.

tl;dr please get good
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That's the worst argument so far.
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Why the fuck is this one lone bethesdrone posting angry Doom reviews?
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>>334797657
because they're funny
t: not him
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>>334797657
I'm just trying to piss you off.
Also isn't it the thread about steam reviews?
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>>334798571

holy fuck

there are putt putt games on steam?

damn i hope they are cheap
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>>334799069
yeah freddi fish series are also on steam
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>weeb game
>0.1 hours played
>something about his parents hating him
>most played game is CS:Go or Dota 2

everytime.
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>>334795471
Are you just mad someone doesn't like the game you worked on, shill?
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>>334799626
>AAA dev
>caring about anything other than a paycheck

Wrong part if the industry bruv.
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